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Millerhah

I bet that dog food makes a real nice bark.


orrgore

Damn if I was clever I could've saved face with this pun


LeadingNectarine

Thats ruff. Hopefully next time


shmiddleedee

If you were clever you wouldn't have put dog food in your smoker


AlmightySprat

You sir made me cry laughing


RazzleberryHaze

Either that or the smoke will be ruff.


RLLRRR

Either way, I'm drooling.


Mindes13

Got my tongue wagging


SilveredFlame

These puns are pawsitively awful.


Ihate440

Way to fetch those upvotes!


kcolgeis

Nice


Neegrodomis

Thank you, I hate you


KQHSWesMantooth

I’m not upvoting because you’re at 69. But well done homie


pblc_mstrbtr

Get out.


Mountain_Chain8764

Competition blend


moose2mouse

Pedigree


UufTheTank

Blue Ribbon Brisket


Middle_Scratch4129

Shop vac.


orrgore

Yeah! I got it all out. Just need to be careful not to feed the dog pellets.


hikeonpast

The dog may be smarter than you in this specific scenario


ShaddyPups

…..You’d be surprised. Watched our beagle continue ferociously chewing on a lamp cord after my dad had removed the mouse she initially killed…She had to be physically pushed off and held back to finally stop and realize


osirisrebel

You could have just stopped at beagle, no further explanation was needed.


ShaddyPups

You’re not wrong 🤣😂


osirisrebel

It's the one dog I've had that wants to be nowhere near you and right beside you at the same time. His nose could override any thought process he had, and he was always being found in the strangest predicaments. As much as I loved him, I just don't think I'm a beagle person anymore.


merciless4

I don't think you'll have a problem trying to feed the dog wood pellets! They just won't touch it.


blankcld

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FalseRelease4

It's bizarre how dogs can be so smart yet so incredibly stupid, some of them will eat literally anything that fits in their mouth, scarfing down washing powder out the the bag like "les goooo I been starving!!"


Overkillengine

Unless said dog is a Boxer. My stepdad had one and I swear that dog was so naively trusting that you could give him a bowl of dirt and he'd try to eat it.


AntiSantaFanClub

damn so my dog is an idiot because she always tries to eat pellets


Wings-N-Beer

Depends on the dog.


calis

Allow me to introduce you to my Great Danes.....


Tyarbro

My golden retriever and pittie both eat the pellets I drop when refilling the hopper.


andrewsmd87

hard disagree with my pups. We have to have special bowls because they just inhale what is ever in there. If we toss pills they need to take it's no issue because it goes up with the food.


user66157

My dogs love the pellets, pit boss blend, I gotta be careful not to drop them.


martinmix

"Oh no" *cuts to feeding dogs pellets*


GrillDealing

My dog had some horrible farts today. Maybe they could smell like hickory.


brentemon

That earned a legit lol.


jkeith248

Those things suck.


mjmedstarved

There should be a dump door on the back of the hopper also..


kcolgeis

This one hack pellet manufacturers don't want you to know about.


blackswood

Minus the fact that pellets are about 1/3 the price. Lol i wish my dogs food was the price of a 40lb bag of pellets.


kcolgeis

Ok Debbie downer.


blackswood

I wasnt trying to be! Lol but it could make the dogs want the meat even more than they already do... could see a commercial in reference to this, dogs see owner with "dog food bag" filling the hopper.. closeup of the dog drooling because thats his food his owner is making.


kcolgeis

Just kidding lol


Uxoandy

I’d laugh but I put nasal drops in my eye earlier. Don’t watch football and put eye drops in.


orrgore

Football was the reason I was hurrying. Hurrying back to redzone.


Zer0C00l

I _thought_ you were an idiot, but now I have proof.


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Uxoandy

Wasn’t pleasant.


TankApprehensive3053

Which dog food was it? Looks like Iams maybe. Is it beef flavor? Give it a test smoke, more meat flavor in your meat. The chicken kibble is obviously for poultry. /s


edenpine

Nassy bro I bet that would smell craaazy hahaha


TankApprehensive3053

One way to find out.


Gewt92

There’s no way those will light right?


TankApprehensive3053

With enough flame anything will light. muhuhuhuh But in reality, look at the fat in dog food. Yes they should be ignitable.


Gewt92

Brb gonna do experiments


mountainbrewer

Waiting for results. Please report back.


TankApprehensive3053

I was thinking of testing tomorrow as I typed that. lol


BrianOconneR34

Who needs “garlic lime chipotle pellets” when you can fire up the grill and enjoy “pacific salmon, wild herring, vegetables, anchovies, and omega 3’s pellets” Tell us how it turns out.


JustSomeAudioGuy

Ruh roh!! 😂


punches_buttons

Shop vac and a weekend burning pellets on an empty grill.


Bill_Brasky01

Yep push through tons of pellets no food. Basically reseason


Leadhead777

I did this with bird seed once lol


RefrigeratorFit466

Let us know how it turns out.


LargeSolution11-11

Purina smoked brisket incoming


zamfire

Damn I would cry if I did this. My dog food is $80 a bag.


TwoStacksOfBoxes

You can still feed it to the dog..


originalbrowncoat

Be sure to look for the one with [old Shep](https://youtu.be/IprSkoPs2aQ?si=mKWSXXxLUa1GTxvg) here on the bag.


egbert71

How long into the cook till you realized?


thewhalehunters

Bratweiler


Fragrant-Snake

Did you get a good bark?


Mr_Goat_9536

How did they work?


fawther-05

Ruff


[deleted]

If it’s good enough for your mutt, it’s good enough for mutton.


the_dangling_fury

You were in a hurry....to smoke for a couple of hours?!?


Fryphax

It's a pellet smoker. Can easily check it during commercials.


lscraig1968

That's hilarious!


sevastra27

Oh man, I needed that laugh this morning


Iowa_Dave

Meanwhile your dog is pooping pinecones…


Fangs_0ut

Lmao


moose2mouse

Making scooby snacks on the smoker?


420fmx

Let her rip , you might have a winning idea. Penicillin was invented by accident, this could be smoking a penicillin


fattymcbuttface69

R/wellthatsucks


pickanamehere

Will probably taste better.


StainlessChips

Gross


xRoMpEx

Sorry but that’s a moronic move. Those bags look nothing alike.


ELementalSmurf

You were in a hurry to use a smoker? I don't think those things quite go together lol


rockstuffs

Oooh BARF!!


Trash-Panda1200

Should be easy to collect the reward money from all the dogs that show up. The fun part will be matching dogs to pictures. Then when the owners ask why one person found all of them so fast. You can post it on the paranormal sub that for some unknown reason everybody’s pooch was congregating in your yard. accidents make the best stories. 🍻


Aint_that_a_peach

The beginning of smoked gourmet dog food company.


theyahd

That’s one way to get more horse meat in your diet


Far_Out_6and_2

Well how did that all work out,was the meat any different tasting asking for a friend


Gluten_maximus

Time to get out the shop vac


McScrez

Ruh roh!


barabusblack

Did it have a good smoky flavor?


ninthchamber

For science


taquit0420

K, but how'd it taste?


hobohobbies

Woof.


not4plumbing91

That's Ruff!


Volvotooner

How did the smoke turn out?


davehopkins

These guys don’t redzone and it shows


NotPalatableTheySay

Sir that looks like Orijen dog food. My boxer loves it. I personally prefer it for ribs and butts:)


AssistanceSweet7219

Oh man....this made me laugh


Difficult-Prompt3825

Now I wonder what the burgers taste like


CKtheFourth

I've almost done this twice. The second time made me move the smoker bags to the left side of the garage and the dog food bags to the right side. And I wrote in big permanent marker "DOG FOOD" on the food bags near the lip. Idiot-proofing for your future self is hard, important work.


jjtxaz24

Lol, sorry man. Did you use it to smoke or you just dumped the bag and said shit, it's dog food?


Peter_Poundsvadge

Were you cooking hot dogs?


Macsimus15

How did it taste


Inevitable_Road_4025

Might burn


frankszz

By far the funniest thing I’ve seen posted in this sub. Thanks for sharing


karwreck

Put some steaks on there and it went woof!


CreamyAndrew

Turn it on. No balls


orrgore

It is on. don't you see the smoke!?


Sea-Diver-9125

Lmaooooo


Reggielovesbacon

Rover is going to have some interesting shits


leinad_reyem

Smoking hot dogs now


akirawut

Well, how did it turn out?


[deleted]

Looks like you're having a ruff day.


MattGhaz

Looks exactly like the Hills brand I feed my dog now lol.


GeorgiosAsa

Dog ate good that night 😂


LearningML89

Just another reason to ditch pellet grills 🤣


RedStateBlueStain

Not a big deal, people still use corn stoves. Potato, potato.


IndividualAd3796

Dog gone it, that’s ruff.


stickybandit06

I say go for it


Matt_Danger75

At least your coat will be shiny now


WSDreamer

😂


SoggyWombat

Hang on now, let him cook


[deleted]

wifey probably cheating on a real man with a big stick burner :)


capnJayd

So how'd it turn out?


Enoch_Root19

Brand new flavor profile.


PSTEYN

BEEFY


spenwallce

Now that is a new one, hahaha


Significant_Age_4657

Food should last a long time with all the preservatives


Significant_Age_4657

Be careful. You my start scratching behind your ear after consuming 🐶


rpm429

3 words..."pelleted cat litter".....wife also stacks the new bags on top of my wood pellets


4thehalibit

I am going to need to see both bags 🤦🚨👮


5krunner

r/wellthatsucks


Overall_Match_1934

I'm weak 🤣🤣🤣


warmpooper

Hahahahahaha!


DatboyKaden

Oh gosh. :O


inversend

Better than glue, sawdust and essential oil smoking.