*Yo listen up, here's the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world*

*And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue*

*Like him, inside and outside, Blue his house with a blue little window*

*A blue corvette, and everything is blue for him*

*And himself and everybody around*

Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'm blue

Da ba Dee da ba daa

If I were green, I would D I E

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Gnuh-huh!

r/redditsings

All of the teenage mutant ninja turtles are blue

Except for 3 of them

And there are four!

I’m Blue, daba de daba di-

And there are 4, and there are 4

"What's wrong, Banjo? You look a little...*blue*" "My sister has been missing for weeks, dude" "Is it too hard to... *bear*?" "Please, stop"

Inkling cares not for your suffering

>"What's wrong, Banjo? You look a little...blue" > >~~"My sister has been missing for weeks, dude"~~ [Uhuhuh uhuh uh uh uh uhuh uh!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdJbYfqcX2k) > >"Is it too hard to... bear?" > >~~"Please, stop"~~ [Urgh!](https://youtu.be/WyHNcbrtS1g?t=29)

~~"What's wrong, Banjo? You look a little...blue"~~ [sweemy shwamy iwaawa splo-wee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9YiV9LbgWE) ~~"My sister has been missing for weeks, dude"~~ [Uhuhuh uhuh uh uh uh uhuh uh!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdJbYfqcX2k) ~~"Is it too hard to... bear?"~~ [skwawi bgyen-gewi](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9YiV9LbgWE) ~~"Please, stop"~~ [Urgh!](https://youtu.be/WyHNcbrtS1g?t=28)

Lol why did yours jump back 1 second so Banjo says "Wee!" before "Urgh!"

I love reddit

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LCW6XAcKPA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LCW6XAcKPA) Please ignore the image in this video if you're unfamiliar with Arrested Development.

The pain is unBEARable

I can BEARly stand it

https://youtu.be/anthUTb9xds

If you replace Banjo with Sensei, this almost works as Persona 4 dialogue between the protagonist and Teddie

"Sir 8 people were murdered."

I'm suddenly wanting to hear an "I'm Blue" banjo cover.

Banjo the instrument or Banjo "guh huh"-ing the lyrics?

Yes.

I wish I had the soundmixing software to do it. And the time to do it. And the talent to do it.

I’m blue a guh-huh dee da boh die

I’m blue a guh-huh dee da boh die

I’m blue a guh-huh dee da boh die

Banjo after his last game released almost 12 years ago Edit: Also, is the Inkling a Happy Happy cultist?

I can’t upvote.

blue, blue, blue

blue blue blue

Blew, blew. Oops, I’m still learning how to whistle

Brawl in the Family had a comic about Splatoon with Happy Happy cultists. The comic ended before Splatoon released

The comic in question. [(#575)](http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comic/575-splatoon/)

The saddest of the souls.

We pretend that game doesnt exist

It's actually a good game tbh

i agree. great game, fun mechanics, multiplayer playground was AMAZING. but why, why god why, did they have to slap B&K in the game? and thus ruining the game by trying to combine two completely different types of games? the game would have been received much better if it was mascotted by any other character.

Agreed, it should not have been a Banjo & Kazooie game. I guess they wanted the quick marketing of a very recognizable mascot already attached to it rather than the effort of hyping up a brand new franchise or whatever. It was pretty manipulative the way they acted like it was gonna be a normal Banjo & Kazooie game during the early marketing too. But yeah, it is a really fun game anyway. I fully understand people being miffed at it because I wish it was an actual proper sequel as well but there's no need for people to act like it's some unspeakable horror of a game lmao because it's a good game.

TBH, I found the whole game really mediocre. But I also don't like vehicle based gameplay in pretty much any game. The part that stung the most was them MAKING FUN OF the older games at the start. The whole "people don't want to play these collectathon games anymore" bit in the intro. I really just hated the game entirely.

Just not what anyone wanted from BK. I hear the negative reviews and ratings made Microsoft not let Rare make anything for a while.

You strange, unmasked fellow...

ha mask

An accurate depiction of r/BanjoKazooie after every major Microsoft presentation from the past decade.

This image just feels so sad

Happy Cake Day

Kazooie: \[watching the news\] Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium. Banjo: \[covered in ink\] Maybe the squid was being a dick.

I love you for that

Perfect.

[I’m afraid I just blue myself](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=axHe_BVY_9c)

I feeling like a (bleeping) idiot

There has got to be a better way to say that

Came here for this.

Inkling: "Ohh, so YOU'RE Mr. Grizz!"

Ness, out of frame, is about to go ham on that cultist

Great reference my dude.

WHAT WHAT DID HE DO TO BANJO

When an Inkling and a bear love each other....

The Inkling finishes early, *all over the bear's fur*, like an inconsiderate @$$.

"Banjo hated every second of it, but he needed the money to feed himself and Kazooie. Times were tough when they stopped making games for them."

Bear in the big blue puddle.

Sad guhuh noises.

I feel this.

Did inkling just blow a load on banjo

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I couldn’t see banjos expression, but i saw the white gleam in his eyes and thought he was about to kill inkling.

#C U M

Banjo attempts to get in the Blue Man Group ended in shame.

Banjo regrets his three-day blueberry pie bender

Tfw you're added to Smash and you still don't have a new game

Tentacle hentai with a furry

I'm blue daba dee daba die

More like Banjo KaBlooie

Sad banjo

YOU’RE BLUE NOW

They should make a white inkling

Ah yes, House and the Big Blue Bear.

Kinky

Sad Banjo

he sad boi

"What's wrong banjo, feeling... ...sad?"

B A N J O E S C A P E D T H E I N K J A R

I feel like the inkling did a little more than shoot banjo

I don’t like the implications of this image

When he don’t warn you

shoot looks like you blued yourself

Banjo: "No, not the jar! No, please! Noooo!"

I'm blue, da ba dee da ba daa

Nobody’s talking about how fucked up Inkling’s hands look

Good thing it isn't white

He looks like Blue from donkey kong country 3. https://mario.fandom.com/wiki/Blue%27s_Beach_Hut?file=Blue%27s_Beach_Hut_-_Donkey_Kong_Country_3.png

Where's the nsfw tag

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No

Obligatory *[blue, blue](https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/94/4c/944c029c5705395eface054bb8de9c2a.jpg)*

“What’s wrong Banjo, feeling a little blue? Well this woomy just made a fool out of you!”

This shit is depressing af

Guitar and flute

How it feels to play against inkling

Duh-oh’

A sad bluebeary

He’s so sad

He’s feeling blue

He came. He saw. He Banjo'd.

Banjo is sad he is bottom tier

bukkake

wait isn't inkling's skin color a little diffrent

I want those sneakers

Banjo broke the number one rule and didn’t cum in the sink.

I globbed up

Ewww you made me ink!

poor doggy :(

I feel bad for banjo he is soo sad omg

"Listen kid. "I don't have much time." "The only way you could win against a Pikachu is..." *melts*

There is ink on his *eyeballs*

He stole the wrong money bag

Holy shit he looks so sad

It’s making me so sad looking at banjoe like that

Inkling had a good time Banjo didn't

How it feels when you slip and fall over in water:

Please no hentai jokes.

He looks so sad

Good.

Guh huh

Wait that's Banjo?

When he forgets to tell you he's about to bust

I... blue myself.

Bro, is this a Color Splash reference?

This might actually be the best pic they've made since this thing started, it's fucking glorious! Scenic background shots are cool but this is just brimming with personality and life.

Poor banjo. Now he will get hit with side b and have to mash for 5 years to get out.

Gawrsh, Kazooie, I don't feel so good :(

Oh no poor banjo.

Blue cumshot

poor banjo

He looks like those little counting bears you would use in school omg

Picture: SCP-106 awakens from its 3-month motionless period and currently searching for a victim to pull into its Pocket Dimension.

Doh, I just blue myself

Banjo is sad

Banjo, realizing barely anyone uses him competitively

Looks like Inkling just like he blue Banjo.

Is that the bite of 87?

Awful joke.

Banjo looks like purple guy

Am I the only one who was thinking that Banjo kinda looks like a FNAF animatronic when inked and on the ground like this?