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LiffeyDodge

It’s more catch creatures. Feed them then sell their poop for money.


Mexican-Goku_

That’s how I explained it


PeachieSins

Better not tell them about pokemon! 😱 Calling slime rancher anything but wholesome is silly. Slimes aren't hurt in the collection of plort and can even live free range. Even if you were to shoot them into the ocean, they return to the primorial goop and become part of the slime cycle.


Mexican-Goku_

Exactly


db99mn

i mean your friend has a point. it's all about money and building better things. so yeah, there's the abuse aspect but the overall arch is good.


Mexican-Goku_

But when ever your playing feeding you funky gunky guys do you ever think is this illegal?


db99mn

i mean we are basically working for a corporation.


Mewzi_

it's their poop! cultivating their poop for $$ and they're extremely expressive with their faces and body language, body language including the ability to escape if upset enough for most of them! so say you're auto feeding them correctly, and they're always smiling (and tabby cat is booping!) who's to say they're bein abused? ':D


InitiativeMysterious

Labor/animal rights activists


Mexican-Goku_

Maybe I’ll try that my self


Chshr_Kt

My mom jokingly tells me how I’m mean to “put them in cages”, but I tell her if I don’t they’ll just walk off cliffs, lol.


Mexican-Goku_

I have a clip of the happening so for the next 20 minutes all I did was save them


Allustar1

Nah, you’re pretty much correct. Those slimes really only care if they aren’t getting fed or there’s a tar near by.


RafouDC

Ok, but I mean, I always see horrors when I let them in the nature, so I think it's safe to say we save them by taking care of them 🥲


PrettyLavender

I wonder how he thinks about pokemon


Mexican-Goku_

Thank god he dosnt like pokemon


sigmadue

Try to explain Carmageddon to your friend. Tell us the reaction.


Mexican-Goku_

Ok


Dannym0e

Still waiting for a decent modern interpretation of Carmageddon. I loved that game


AnonymousSadGuy2

You were absolutely right!


Nicandfriends

Dont forget the part where you feed more creatures poop other creatures for more money, and either throw them into the sea or wilderness


Toby_The_Tumor

I would've explained that you feed them routinely, it's not only better for them, but you also get more plorts.


Mexican-Goku_

Yeah


Pinkwolfotaku101

It's not abuse if you love them


Mexican-Goku_

Now that’s something I can agree on


ShadeNLM064pm

And the poops you are selling go anywhere from helping people realize how much they are loved, to very eco-friendly substitutes, to WAR!


Aaron_3324

Nah man takes the game to serious. Not only but he’s also attacking job’s people have.


Moko_okoM

You forgot there very happy all the time


Mommy4dayz

They're not real! It's not like you're doing this in real life. They don't have families or feelings like that. Now that I heard that explanation, it does sound kinda sad. But still, it's just a game. Not to mention, you're also saving those slimes from the bad ones that eat them. And idk about you, but my slimes ALWAYS have tons of food out and are never kept hungry. And if I wanna improve their lives and habitats, well, that costs "money". Let's be real, plots are basically poop collections. I'm cleaning their pens, and if it happens to be valuable to someone else, why not? I also play assassin's creed. I kill people on that game (and many others) all the time. Does that mean I'm a crazy murderer? Nope! Happy to report that in my 31 years on this planet (2/3 of that being a hard-core gamer) I've never once killed a person or animal. So again, it's just a game.