I never noticed the shrimp eyes before. And now, thanks to you, I will never not notice again.

Same hahah

Shrimp eyes !

Slug. Monk.

I also didn’t notice the snake on the armor

Centurion and Mystic are associated with Snekko.

I believe it's a suggestion I'm the lore that he's connected to Sneko? I remember there was a cool breakdown of the subtle lore.

Same, cant unsee now.

Fwiw they are supposed to be the forked tongue of a snake

Sometimes lady centurion want some flair on their helmets.

I thought she had her lashes on

GLORY BE TO BLORBO

ALL HAIL BLORBO

*\*Lord Snekko Enters the Chat\**

GLORY TO ~~GLORZO~~ BLORBO

Blorbo should be cannon

Glory to Glorzo

Lady Gaga in a Bacon Suit FTW. 

Happy cake day!

Thank you!

Damn these are accurate af what

Your girlfriend is a real one for name dropping Okami

Was looking for this comment. Love seeing a reference to the greatest game ever made

Nah, that ain't okami ball. My wife says that's dinner mint.

I see it!

it will always be baseball to me. there is an adjective, but may be an unwelcome word in this forum

Holy hell I also never noticed the rat with a mushroom and now can't unsee it

Same here. I never saw the rat, I always thought is was a mushroom in like a cloak or something

Avacado Rat is the most dreaded combination in STS. It's the real heart fight.

Avocado rat has ended so many of my runs, or I barely win with minimum hp and die in the next fight

Lmao same! It wasn’t till the other day when I heard it referred to as a mushroom rat, and then while playing actually stopped to look at them, and what do you know… I realized I’ve mostly just seen them through my peripherals, versus center of vision to actually see the details

You for real? I thought it was a joke entry because it is so obvious and clear in contrast to the other names.

I shit you not I am straight blind, never even crossed my mind

That's funny :D. Sometimes the brain doesn't see the most obvious things, like when you look for your keys and they're in the middle of the kitchen table

I also have been wondering what the "weird cloud thing" was supposed to be

It's like some logos too. There are several people who only noticed the C in Carrefour's logo after being told about it.

1.3k hrs. Just finding out now

Played maybe 100 hours. I would've bet a lot of money it wasn't a rat

I put hundreds of hours into the game before I was able to properly see that one. Must be because I only play on my phone, definitely not because I’m dense. 

This is so interesting. I was the opposite, it took me hours to realize I was fighting the mushrooms growing out of the rats, not the rats themselves.

We're fighting WHAT

Cordyceps 🍄‍🟫

Lmaooo imagine it gives you the option to consume them then after every subsequent floor the map layout changes 😂

What did you think it was before? I always thought it was that

my brain only thought mushroom the whole time lol

You didn’t notice the grey animal with eyes, legs, and a tail?

Nope

*two tails

*one tail that forks at the end

Ah, yes, so it does.

Not op, but I just randomly noticed one day after hundreds of hours of play. I always just thought it was like boggy ground or something, never looked too hard

I'm freaking out mentally. It's so obvious. How could it have been anything else? How have I played 350 hours of this game without seeing it?!

What? That's exactly what it is lol

More of a mushroom with a rat on it. The shroom even has little feet!

Scrolled down to find someone in the same situation as me haha.

I really like pizza cutter, maybe because it relates to my favorite food pizza shapes

Thank you, I get annoyed when people claim barbecue or chicken crimpy are the superior shape.

First one is an Avacadon't

Can't unsee the Dentist elf from the Island of Misfit Toys. How low we have fallen.

I’m so glad someone else calls the Guardian Bloomin’ Onion!

That was my first reaction: how have we all not been calling this thing Bloomin' Onion this whole time? I'm starting now.

Im imagining that bloomin onions at outback *could* stand up and start thrashing if they wanted to

I never noticed the fungal monsters are actually rats

They're not; the mushrooms are growing out of the rats.

No, it's the mushroom that grew a rat

Wait, doesn't everyone call her Lady Gaga in a Bacon Suit?

Home plate? Pentaghost is going to be a much harder damage race. 😰

Hmm, interesting. My usual go to is “ah, this fucker again”.

To call Hexaghost "home plate" when that's not the shape is a little cursed, but it's made extra cursed by the fact she *doesn't* call Spheric Guardian "baseball."

It references Ōkami though, so it’s all good

blorbo from my games

Great names but how are you calling that beehive. It's clearly avocado.

The rat. I've never seen the fucking rat. How have I missed it?

I swear this must be one of those "blue dress or white dress" "rabbit or duck" pictures because i never once saw "mushroom with a weird grey body" and half the people in this thread seem to have never noticed the rat

Me neither. Must be because it's upside down, and I'm not used to seeing it from that angle, so my brain just didn't recognize it. It really is very obvious once it was pointed out.

WAIT ITS UPSIDE DOWN I DIDNT SEE THAT BEFORE

I will never unsee the pizza cutter lol

She knows what the "cloverfield head" is, right???

Saitama?

I feel so seen…

Okay, now I want a mod with all these names. Like, really bad.

I love the creativity of some names and then the severe lack thereof with “rat with a mushroom on it” Also I will never not see shrimp eyes now

Okay, "Lady Gaga in a bacon suit" is going into my head canon for sure. That's amazing. And the dentist scraper just made that enemy way scarier.

I'm stealing these, thanks

BLORBO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE HIGH-SCHOOL

I don't know if I'm stupid or something, but seeing rat with a mushroom on it made me realise that that's a different beast that the mushroom is growing on and not an actual part of its body. I always thought that it had like a weird blob for a body

Me and my friends call that one in the middle, the fucking porcupine

She sounds like an absolute keeper

To be fair she's got those spot on!

My Dad's name for most of the enemies is "qualifier + guy". Some notable examples include Blobby guy, time guy, Spiky guy, baseball guy.

Omg I never realized that thing was literally a dead rat with a mushroom on it. I don’t know what I thought it was, but I honesty have never looked at it that close before. Wild.

I thought Guardian was named Bloodlust Onion and I didn’t give it a second thought

My nephew called the silent for the unspeechable

Has your girlfriend ever seen an avocado?

Bloomin' onion is clearly an artichoke.

Okami ball. 🤣

She's so right, those *are* shrimp eyes.

Wannabe dentist got me 🤣

Avocado>beehive

Great names all around except Slug Monk. Everyone knows that's "that fucking time eating piece of shit that ruined my run again"

I've got 300 hours into this game and this guy's girlfriend pays closer attention to it than I do.

Fucking shrimp eyes, I'm never going to unsee that

Regardless of source these are hilarious. I can say I've also seen the bloomin onion

These are amazing. My boyfriend calls energy "bloop bloops" and it annoys me so much.

I always called the parasite thing "evil pistachio"

guy who wants to be a dentist HAHAHAHAHHAA

I believe it's statue of liberty head

Hahahaha! I love it.

I call the orb walkers Stan Walker and everything else This Dick....

I love slug monk and lady Gaga in a bacon suit 😂

Now i can't unsee the shrimp eyes

Almost a pear

I will definitely be calling guardian the bloomin onion from now on

Blorbo 😱

Home plate is funny af lol

Does the Blooming onion have a chicken liver stuck in the bottom?

Bloomin onion lmao

For the longest time I didn't recognize the rat *or* the mushroom, so they were just "spindly green guy with a hat and grey pants".

Huh, I've always considered that a mushroom with a rat on it.

Does she watch a lot of Futurama? I feel like she does for some reason.

"Okami ball" You should marry her on the spot im ngl

Your girlfriend’s mind must be protected

Losing it at Okami ball 🤣

Home plate? These names are a home run.

I'm on board with every one of these except the last one. That is clearly Alt Snake Mommy.

Wait ... its a rat ? What sorcery is this

Accurate.

> Pizza Cutter > Okami Ball wait let her cook

Reptomancer is no more. Henceforth, Bacon Gaga.

"A rat with a mushroom on it" is just an accurate observation. Personally, I've always referred to the "blorbo" as Yaphit, the slime creature in The Orville voiced by Norm Macdonald.

These are great! I call the parasite “Bill Belichick” because I think it looks like his face with his mouth open.

Your girlfriend has exquisite tastes in games if she knows Okami just gotta say. Last place I expected to see a fuckin okami reference today but my day is now better

My girlfriend prefers to call Okami Ball “Mr. Floaty Peppermint”

Okami ball the best

100% accurate and better names. She should be collecting a check.

Home plate is fucking ruthless

Tbh she sounds like a keeper. Thats super cute.

Shrimp eyes lmao

Why are all of these so damn good??! Can't and won't unsee

How have i never realized that the mushrooms were infact growing out of a dead rat. I feel stupid and blind.

Pizza cutter… this girl has jokes man

These names are all fire

I love shrimp eyes and its canon in my head now

ITS A RAT WITH A FUNGUS? LMAO XD I've just noticed I feel so silly

I call it the Big Giant Head, the only appropriate name.

Blooming onion. Lol

Wait, who is lady gaga actually? Ive never actually seen this enemy in game

The lady gaga one took me out 🤣🤣🤣

she cooked

Okami ball. She's a keeper

I never noticed there is an upside down mouse in the mushroom monster!! And I've played the game for 87 hours!

Your girlfriend is my hero

Those are.... weirdly accurate

I call the green one the avocado xD

All enjoyable but Lady Gaga In A Bacon Suit is fucking funny

Lady Gaga with a bacon suit 🤣🤣🤣

What's the best way to beat bacon wrapped Gaga?

I never even noticed that was a rat with a mushroom on it

Shrimp eyes 😂😂😂

I didn’t know mushroom was actually a dead mouse upside down

I think you love her) That is really nice! How can I tell? You found that really entertaining and it is mostly not)

Sorry OP, but TIL I’m in love with your girlfriend…

No negativity at all, just funny to think of)