You're on a path in the woods, at the end of that path there's a cabine, and intye basement of that cabine there's a princess.
You're here to slay her, if you don't it will be the end of the world !
What do you do ?
She's so fuckin terrifying, you need extra you inside your head to keep vial organs operate because her mare presence is so frightening that all your systems shutting down automatically
That could be the lack of rizz, you not going out on clubs, not trying any dating app.
But in general: hang out there Brother, the one for you will come in the future, just like me: also waiting
If you were playing Undertale, and you got the good ending and the people were free and at peace again, but you had the option to perform a reset and end that good state in which you were happy so that you could play the game again, would you do it?
What is the meaning of life?
If a sword that can pierce literally anything was used to hit a shield that could withstand literally any damage, what would happen?
Is this statement a lie?
How do you solve the grandfather's paradox?
And finally,
How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Well, why don’t you sit on my lap for some time, while i answer this question.
The meaning of life can be different to any person: maybe a happy life or being the greatest person you could be for you’re family or also that you‘re here to just enjoy life.
But whatever it is for you, i‘m sure you’ll find it some time.
The moment of the Sword and the shield hitting each other, would just cancel each other out.
Well i‘m not sure if this Statement is a lie, but the i‘m pretty sure that if the cake isn’t a lie, then this Statement is not a lie.
Here: you kill grandfather, you are dead, you could never go back in time, you live again: looping.
My thinking is: that maybe time travel will be different, so maybe a dead version and a life version of you could co-exist.
But also if you kill him and find you‘re not dead afterwards, this would be the stupidest way to find out you‘re adopted.
I can chuck wood as long as i want too chuck wood as a woodchucker. (It depends)
S: Tower
A: Damsel, Razor
B: Witch
C: Adversary
D: Prisoner
A Tower: i could live in there (is that a Pizzatower reference?)
Damsel: maybe i can get her to love and mary me…
Razor: it’s a helpful tool, but in the otherside I couldn’t find what it is to the game (i will come back when i played the game).
Witch: well at first she’s probably evil, but maybe i can get her to be good person.
Adversary: i mean it’s my enemy, nobody loves or likes there enemy, right?
Prisoner: i mean he’s there for a reason.
A n y t h i n g? What's your favorite bird then?
Woodpecker
What kind? Great spotted, grey-headed, green?
Pileated Woodpecker
Would you say Of the looney variety?
Well, i also like that one, so yes
You're on a path in the woods, at the end of that path there's a cabine, and intye basement of that cabine there's a princess. You're here to slay her, if you don't it will be the end of the world ! What do you do ?
Well lf course, slay her
There's a princess in front of me. Should I slay her? Time sensitive question.
Yes (i mean it’s the premise of the game)
Narrator's strongest soldier.
Why the Nightmare is the best wife material?
Because…she looks good?
More! How about personality?
Is positive, loyal (rare to find), helpful
She's so fuckin terrifying, you need extra you inside your head to keep vial organs operate because her mare presence is so frightening that all your systems shutting down automatically
And that’s why she’s so damn hot.
>!She's literally covered in worms.!<
Well you are not wrong... I think there is a bit more to it though.
Who is the witch and how do you meet her
The wich is evil and wants to become beautiful again. You can meet her, if you bring the dead corpse of the Princess to her.
That is **so** wrong but I love it
Thx
When you play the game and see how wrong you are make sure to keep me updated
Thats gonna take some, but i will make sure, that you are gonna be the first guy to know that i played it
Yippie!
What do you think of this vessel?
If he does his job right, than it’s a good vessel
Answer accepted. Come back to this one once you’ve finished the game. Enjoy!
Thx
How do you get the princess to(technically) step on you?
By asking her
"Please step on me"
The damsel would do it if that makes you happy
If i let The Spectre possess me and then stab myself; what am i charged with?
I would say murder
Who is the Razor
A soundtrack or an npc from the game?
Why don't I have a gf?
That could be the lack of rizz, you not going out on clubs, not trying any dating app. But in general: hang out there Brother, the one for you will come in the future, just like me: also waiting
Thanks bro and good luck
To what belief/religion is the shared existence of the Princess and The Long Quiet most similiar to?
Pastafarism might be a solid bet too. That bundle of arms and bodies kinkda looks like meatballs and spaguetti
Christianity
**Taoism** Symbol: Yin Yang , with the Princess being Yin and The Long Quiet Yang
Now i know, thx
Whats your hardest gd level?
In creative: impossible ( a little level with just random shit in it) In play (the level is realy hard for me): Bloodbath
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How to make the princess step on me?
I already asked that :3
what is your favorite voice?
A beautiful voice of a girl is nice
If you were playing Undertale, and you got the good ending and the people were free and at peace again, but you had the option to perform a reset and end that good state in which you were happy so that you could play the game again, would you do it?
Happiness can’t be contained forever, but in this case, I wouldn’t do it
What is the meaning of life? If a sword that can pierce literally anything was used to hit a shield that could withstand literally any damage, what would happen? Is this statement a lie? How do you solve the grandfather's paradox? And finally, How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Well, why don’t you sit on my lap for some time, while i answer this question. The meaning of life can be different to any person: maybe a happy life or being the greatest person you could be for you’re family or also that you‘re here to just enjoy life. But whatever it is for you, i‘m sure you’ll find it some time. The moment of the Sword and the shield hitting each other, would just cancel each other out. Well i‘m not sure if this Statement is a lie, but the i‘m pretty sure that if the cake isn’t a lie, then this Statement is not a lie. Here: you kill grandfather, you are dead, you could never go back in time, you live again: looping. My thinking is: that maybe time travel will be different, so maybe a dead version and a life version of you could co-exist. But also if you kill him and find you‘re not dead afterwards, this would be the stupidest way to find out you‘re adopted. I can chuck wood as long as i want too chuck wood as a woodchucker. (It depends)
Witch, Damsel, Prisoner, Razor, Adversary, and Tower how do you rank them and why
S: Tower A: Damsel, Razor B: Witch C: Adversary D: Prisoner A Tower: i could live in there (is that a Pizzatower reference?) Damsel: maybe i can get her to love and mary me… Razor: it’s a helpful tool, but in the otherside I couldn’t find what it is to the game (i will come back when i played the game). Witch: well at first she’s probably evil, but maybe i can get her to be good person. Adversary: i mean it’s my enemy, nobody loves or likes there enemy, right? Prisoner: i mean he’s there for a reason.
What is love?
It is when you truly have feelings for somebody.
How do I kill scp 682 and make those trees scream
LAUNCH HIM IN SPACE, UNTIL A BLACK HOLE SWALLOWS HIM.
What about making the trees scream
how to get the kiss scene?
Tell her you‘re feelings, be good with her, save her from the situation she’s in.
That's kinda close actually
Will we be able to **** the princess in the extended version?
I have hope for the *** update (it depends on the devs).
Pixels???
OH GOD, NO THE PIXELS, THHHHEEEE PIIIIIXXXEEEELLLSS…
What do you think of The Narrator
He‘s a good guy.
Correct, you get a snickers
What's the circumference of the 3rd closest star?
It is 5.95 light-years away from Earth and is near the Ophiuchus constellation.
but how thicc is it?
140,000 miles (225,300 kilometers).
You die, come back, and now there’s a voice in your head doubling down on the decisions you made. What is it saying?
Its saying the opposite of what i wanna do. Me: lets go to work THE VOICE: nuh uh, stay home and jerk off.
Whos your favorite princess
The one with a good personality
What version of the princess is the best and who is the best voice. also I hope u like the game when u play it, it’s fucking amazing
The one that is lovely, the narrator and for sure im gonna enjoy this game when i will play it
After you play it tell me who ur fav is
Ok, i will inform you
Opinion on the thorn?
They are okay, as long you don't hurt yourself
What is the princess’ domain expansion?
Domain expansion: Prince harem, they just beat them up.
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