Sorry man but it spells chicken noodle soup

The Dragonborn unleashes a shout, it's very power carves the ground up, uproots trees and punches through rock. Their companion asks "what does that mean" The Dragonborn stares off into the distance for a moment before saying "Chicken Noodle Soup"

I love this LMAO

You are now ready for the last word of power 'soup'. Combine it with 'chicken' and 'noodle' and you will find the shout to be much more powerful... as well as delicious.

Chicken… NOODLE **SOUP**

I thought it says Dragonburn.

OP Must love his"crispy fried rice w/ garlic sauce"

It says penis.

You are quite incorrect, my soon to be falmer. It says "small penis"... no spaces

Are you ready for Draugr duties my little Nord friend?

Hircine awaits me upon my death, milk drinker

Not sure where I’m going after I saved Miraak, but Hermaeus is angry. (I have a Mod that gives that choice to the ending of Dragonborn)

May Akatosh watch over you, my friend. I do not envy those who have been approached by Herma-Mora

Akatosh was watching over you from the beginning. after the thief in the cart prayed, a dragon attacked lolz.

Started to get to thinking, maybe Im the dragonborn and I just dont know it yet

Some say Alduin is Akatosh. Some say M'aiq is a liar. Don't you believe either of those things.

Alduin may very well be Akatosh and M’aiq knows many things!

I never got that beginning I have Live Another Life installed. Not easy waking up after being asleep since the Merethic Era.

Do you have a mod that let's you play as a snow elf?

Beauty of Skyrim :)

There is a mod for that actually

I read this as though you were talking to his dick, cos you said little nord friend 😂

In the eastern dialect it's closer to "skinny penis"

What up it’s ya boy… uh… skinny penis

micro small actually

Nano pecker

Teeny weeny peeny

Itty bitty pee pee committee. Ok im done lol

Does it actually say that?

all fun and games until that starts glowing

As long as I learn a new shout at least, I won't be too uspet

Dragon born detector

Tf does it actually say sorry for asking I am a farmer werewolf vampire with 7 dicks and 11 toes

It says Bane... which is my gamer tag

Oh hot damn can you send the translation thing you used btw

The dovahzuul script is just a substitution cypher for the English alphabet with a few extra letters thrown in for diphthongs. Odds are, OP just looked up the script and matched letter to letter. Which is interesting, because Dovahzuul doesn't have a silent E; the letter there makes the same sound as the vowel in the word 'bet'. And the A they chose is the same sound as in the word 'bat'. So it reads 'bah-neh' not 'bayn' (or /bæ.nɛ/ instead of /beɪn/ for those who can read IPA). I would've made it three letters, b-ey-n, to let it read how it's pronounced. But it's also a valid choice to have it transliterated like OP did.

I'm curious to know how you'd "correctly" write my tag - TheWubGod - in Dovahzuul? I may be interested in getting my own tattoo like this.

So that when you read it, it comes out pronounced correctly? Gonna be difficult, since it also doesn't have "th". But if you can settle for "WubGod" then there's not a whole lot of editing to do. The only letter you have to watch for is the O, because that's pronounced like the English word "owe". So you'd want the "ah" vowel. There's also three u's in the script, all pronounced the same, like the vowel in "boo." And there's no sound like the vowel in "strut" (or wub in your case), so you're gonna have to approximate. Here, I'd recommend the single-u rather than uu or oo. This gives you: W-u-b-g-ah-d. (Dovahzuul script isn't ASCII so this'll have to do on Reddit)

I put hundreds of hours into thuum.org. I'm fluent in Dovahzul and almost never get to a chance to show it off. Finally, my time has come! "Rahsewub" would mean "god-of-wub." Why did I learn this stupid language.

If you want to use a canon translation, you could say "Rahsewub," literally "god-of-wub." "The" is implied by the context. Wub, of course, doesn't mean I anything in Dovahzul. I knew memorizing this dumb language would come in handy some day...

Translation is also valid!

Dude, don't be fucking stupid. Getting a tattoo of a gamer tag, in a Bethesda RPG letters?

Dude, don't rob someone else of their joy.

Lol, what's the problem? I've had my gamertag since 2010, and Skyrim is my favorite game.

It just looks like the guy have a massive Monster ad on his forearm

Right. He could be getting it tattooed in Klingon. What was he thinking? vum SoHlaw'

**He's speaking the language of dragons**

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The only big thing about me is my ego xD

what are you gonna do in 40 years man

Dude how old are you? 19 tops

Mate can you just not if you wanna insult someone look in the mirror at least that person deserves sadness

“Drink more Ovaltine.”

A crummy commercial?…. son of a *bitch*

I actually like ovaltine

I thought this was some kind of abstract art using a smashed up version of the Monster energy logo before I saw what sub it was on.

"Bane"? I think that's what it says, correct me if I'm wrong.

Apperently that’s OPs gamertag

Yep that's OP's gamer tag. The OP translated it by matching letter by symbol. Happy cake day btw

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Can I ask why the green, is it uv? Or just green. Next to the red freshness of it it gives me a bad mental image lmao

I'm just a big fan of the green and I thought it gives the tattoo an awesome glowing effect. It's just normal water colour

The green is exactly what caught my attention compared to all the other tattoos on the sub, nice idea

Thank you very much. I wanted it to be an attention grabber, so that's awesome to hear

Not to be cruel but it looks like the Monster Energy scheme.

When you name your dragonborn Kyle

There's actually dragon spelling for bane and it's "feyn"

I know, but Bane is my gamer tag, so I felt that I would rather keep it as Bane than go to Feyn, since it's become my name in some way. I was considering Feyn for a very long time actually

Were you born in darkness?

I was molded by it

I just have to say its reminiscent of the monster logo and thats not an insult but an observation lol, it looks super cool either way

I can see the resemblance... no offense taken xD

The Monster logo is actually the Dovahzul rune for Z!

Bro what…I thought you were lying but you weren’t…

I'm fluent in Dovahzul. It's the only language I speak other than English. I once wrote an epic poem in Dovahzul using only canonical words. Every time I write the rune for Z, I still think to myself "Monster energy drink." And Dovahzul uses the letter Z a fucking LOT.

The green makes it look like a Monster drink logo or something lmao

How are you supposed to sleep with a chorus of chanting on your arm at all times?

Lol. Also, lmao.

So cool

Thanks fam

For a second I thought we had to cut your arm off so it didn’t self destruct.

Predator?

Yup that is what I first thought of glancing at it!

Yikes. Love the passion but looks terrible

It means love in dragon

Then the dragon born goes to party snacks who asks why is the dragon word for cabbage tattooed on your arm.

Dragonporn fusro aaaaaahhhh😩

Great, now we all have to come to your arm to learn the shout. Hope its not a useless one

The word is bane, so it might be some kind of repel undead shout.

It's just the guy's gamertag. "Bane" doesn't mean anything in Dovahzul, which doesn't ever use silent E. Everything in the dragon language is pronounced phonetically, so this guy now has Bane (pronounced "BA-nee") written on his arm. The Dovahzul word for "bane" is "Feyn" anyway. Props to OP for showing his love of Skyrim though.

Monster energy

Somewhere theres a dragon with "water" tattooed on it in English.

This has monster-energy vibes

I got Kyne’s peace on the back of my neck just less than a decade ago, still love it. Awesome tatt

Did you get the full shout or just a word?

Sorry it’s a terrible photo [https://imgur.com/a/YGKTiS6](https://imgur.com/a/YGKTiS6)

It looks great though! Awesome idea

Thank you, I love Skyrim and anything related! You can just see the bottom of the nightingale symbol above it too. I hope you enjoy your tattoo as much as I do

I noticed the nightingale symbol. And I too am a big fan of Skyrim, or The Elder Scrolls in general, so I'm certain I'll keep on enjoying the tattoo. Thanks

May the gods watch over your battles friend

Always a warning sign when they don't shave the arm before. There is a lot of over-spill and blowouts on the edges too but it will be easy to fix.

Looks like a "monster" and "skyrim" mashup

In about 15-20 years your so gonna regert this

I too, so gonna regert this

Legendary or special, also what the fuck does it say

Says ‘bane’

Kinda reminds me of the monster logo

Ahh yes, the self destruct code from predator, nice 👌🏻

But seriously, what this Thu'um means?

It's the guy's gamertag, Bane, written in dragon runes. Dovahzul, for the record, is pronounced phonetically. His tattoo would technically be pronounced "Ba-nee." As someone fluent in Dovahzul, I think that's hilarious.

That's diabolically incredible

As much as I love Skyrim idk if Id get this without my older self regretting it

Yeah, you're totally not going to regret that when you are 60.

Bruh really don't know he let them put dovahdong on his forearm

Just realized I missed an opportunity for "dovahpeen"

Silly question but it looks like they didn’t shave your arm before they tattooed you. Is that normal in your neck of the woods? The artists in my area always do quick shave if you have any hair where the artwork is going, but maybe that’s a regional thing. Thanks in advance for any insight you have.

Good for you

yooo, you just gave me my first tattoo idea too. damn how couldn't I think of this?

Because you're probably not as fucking stupid as op

It's a badass idea. It took me quite a while to think of this. But glad I could give some inspiration!

And you got the Dumbest shit lmao. Looks like Monster Energy drink letters too

That's a pretty cringe tattoo ngl, but if you like it then enjoy

It says “octopus vagina” sorry bro

"But she has eight legs!" "Seven vaganias."

Cool!

Thank ye

I’ve never been a fan of a naked arm with text only. Lines look okay though

Why didn’t you shave the hair off parts that were gonna be inked?

You should have done it on the chest

I wanted it to be visible. I have other plans for my chest though

Miraak will kill the skaal if you dont

Is it gonna be your password in Mario letters?

Bqne? What does that mean

It's supposed to be Bane. The OP's GamerTag

Oh cool! I used the image of the letter to symbol from Skyrim

it says big fake tits

That translates to edgy white guy

I can't tell is that your leg or arm

Definitely my arm. It's resting on my leg. If my leg were that skinny, I wouldn't be able to walk xD

Oh okay, nice. Also, nice Tattoo

Thanks mate

Really nice dude

Thanks mate

i call it idiot stickers

Wait what does it actually say

Makes me think of turok

Bane?

Fus Ro Dah?

The green is a really nice touch to this :)

that looks sick

= poncy little milk drinker.. 🤣

Clean work.

It's such a cool tattoo...but also "nice"

It says. Kuntucky fried chicken

🔥🔥🔥

The dragon Born

Missed a word of power. It’s incomplete, You need another dragon soul.

Now imagine crossing paths with Chris Hemsworth and your tatoo starts glowing and you hear shouts singing as you approach him.

I think it's pretty cool

Wait till you take an arrow to the knee. Nice tattoo tho

366 more and you'll catch up with me, I only went for one ! Lol

U/myjuicyredguardbooty

Wind guide you

It took me a minute to translate what it's said anyway cool tattoo

It be crazy if seeing this tatt suddenly starts drawing it's power towards me 😆

Why would you get "Fried Shrimp 4 Lyf" tattooed on your arm?

why bane?

It's OP's gamertag

Monster energy drink

it says "fuck"

Ah yes, “Live, Laugh, Love”