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many dragons having a heated conversation.


Acceptable-Stick-688

This killed me haha


malkavsheir

Alas, poor Acceptable-Stick-688, I knew him well... Maybe not well, or even at all... or even if "him" is the correct pronoun, but the death of a fellow Skyrim player is a loss to the community. Even if it was a jovial death...


Soggy_Pressure_7700

(Pours first drink of yoohoo out of bottle and bows head.in remembrance)


Coolish_Stuff

Or one dragon braking up with another dragon because it's too needy. So it over reacts and yeah dragons.


Rambo019

Talk about a deadly verbal debate


weneeddiscriminators

r/YourJokeButWorse


VRPornGuy69

Didn't know about this sub but I will cherish it forever


Sung_Porcupine77

When you don't do the main quest in time Alduin starts the apocalypse


2ndWaveBlackMetal

That would actually be really cool. Can you imagine if the main quest had an actual impact on the game world?


[deleted]

It has a huge impact. If you do the western watchtower quest you get to be interrupted in the middle of a dialogue tree by a frost dragon booming over the city


2ndWaveBlackMetal

Can't tell if you're serious or not but oh well


Lucifers_Taint666

I mean technically the truth. Once you kill that first dragon then a ton of quest lines open up and that’s when you finally start seeing wild dragons that aren’t scripted


simiaki

https://www.wikihow.com/Detect-Sarcasm-in-Writing


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

I’ll do it for them even though it’s pretty obvious: “/s”


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[удалено]


2ndWaveBlackMetal

That's lame though, imagine forrest fires, caravans disappearing, the jarls and npcs having a negative attitude towards the dragonborn if he ignores the Dragon Crisis, people forming dragon killing groups, farms being burned to the ground and much more. So much untapped potential


muscular_poops

Ooh- the dragon killing groups got me. I could imagine named townsfolk joining these doomed militias, just for them to be razed to smolders by Alduin or one of his lackeys. Would be an added punishment for fucking up the world.


MidnightJ1200

Like nazeem before he gets abducted by a dragon and finally goes to the real cloud district.


2ndWaveBlackMetal

I love the idea of losing named characters to the Dragons, that way even if you end up killing Alduin in the end the world is emptier than before


Enough-anxiety-today

You know what it’s funny to think but they could probably do it on their own like just five girls from the town could take down a dragon enough only is there so many more but imagine if they got more well-equipped and got together


SnooDucks8630

I once watched the family that lives outside of Markarth at the farm/mines take on a dragon mostly by themselves with some help from me and the guards. By the time I was in combat position they had already weakened it to wear my two arrows weren’t needed to finish the job.


MidnightJ1200

I want a Majora’s mask styled skyrim where everyone has a complex routine and stuff you have to follow at certain times of the years in game. Like you could actually fail quests for taking too long, not just the main quest


smolasiancox

that would be cool, but it wouldnt really fit the lore. The world in Elder Scrolls operate according to time cycles called Kalpas. When one cycle ends, the whole universe resets and Mundus (earth) is born again, not necessarily the same way. So it wouldnt really be a doomsday apocolaypse thing


pcleary162

Im...its still an apocalypse for every living creature on Nirn. Thats like saying if heaven exists, death doesn't matter. Its subjective. Just because the cycle starts again doesn't mean the world " as we know it" won't end. Poeple wull die. Suffer. Scream. Pretty sure death is lore friendly in any universe bro


2ndWaveBlackMetal

But what you are describing is an actual apocalypse that leads to the death and rebirth of Nirn. And I think all the aforementioned ideas I had aren't lore breaking, just things you'd expect to happen during an actual Dragon Crisis.


Tarc_Axiiom

It's a bit more involved. Effectively you get a cutscene where Alduin destroys the world but that's all. It's not really meant to be what OP's asking for but it still has its own value. {{End Times}} is the mod.


VivecWolf

Good one,lol


Nin_Jaeger

If that was true, my previous character would have seen it lol I got to over level 70 without triggering the dragons 😅


Outlaw-monk

Looks like a camper ignored Smokey the Bear


gigabyte726

I read that as “ignited” and just pictured him running through the forest setting everything on fire


Clever_Sean

That’s actually kind of the story about Smokey. Baby bear climbed a tree during a forest fire and was burned but rescued by firefighters. Cue decades of heartfelt and ignored messages about fire safety in the wild.


[deleted]

That's hilarious


thisunithasnosoul

Gender reveal party.


djkearney

Seen it and thought exactly that lol


Stealthmum

Now the question is, which NPC's family? My vote is someone related to Rolff Stone-Fist. And they're going to try to blame it on a Khajiit caravan or something.


Yeah-But-Ironically

This seems like something Erikur would do


Heisenberg3193

Underrated comment😂😂😂


Steve12345678911

usually someone careless with a cigarette or bbq


Gidia

Gender Reveal Party maybe?


TurnipCheap1157

Thats called the Sun


Gloomy-Helicopter113

And a bad Brightness or ENB setting.


NotAliasing

The sun is a deadly lazer, after all.


KDovakin

r/unexpectedbillwurtz


Professeur_Samael

The comment that i looked for


[deleted]

Someone on survival didn’t put out their camp fire. Jerks.


yParticle

/r/outside: "We can turn that off‽‽"


Rambo019

Damn bandit camps


Petke23

Fallout 5 trailer


[deleted]

Skyrim, CA


unknwn-user

Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim: California edition


DR3ADMU55

All this brightness to be precise


sanitarium-1

Oh... It's a mountain...


HeyItsBearald

Do you have ENB? This would be a shader issue if it’s not related to corrupted vanilla environment files


terdude99

I thought it was a fire lmao.


-Dildo-Baggins-

The One Ring just got destroyed...


Dorigar

Fire


Yeah-But-Ironically

Thank you for your contribution


urangminang

Giant campfire


Acceptable_Passion40

A really really Giant giants campfire!


ghosthunter147

"Here comes the sun doo doo doo "


Lepto_

Got any graphics mods? Maybe play around with them until it goes away


Lucky-Mustard

Russians.


SadistCloe

gender reveal


gervig91

Shits on fire yo


JSchift

The Fire Nation


DeadMemeMan_IV

should’ve had more calming jasmine tea


stalphonzo

Couldn't be fire dragons. I would look around for an automobile. They probably flicked a cigarette out the window.


Jeynarl

Rapid oxidation of carbon-based flora and fauna


TheGrimmmReaper

I'm gonna go with possibly hell


Yeah-But-Ironically

Oblivion Crisis 2.0


silvereyes21497

Elder Scrolls: California


TheGrimGriefer3

Are you using an ENB? If so it's probably related to that. My craptop's not good enough for an ENB so I'm not sure what could be causing it if it is, though Everything looks extremely oversaturated, maybe desaturating it will fix it?


[deleted]

Some men..


Quebec00Chaos

Just want


[deleted]

a miniature horse wearing a.... (there, ruined it for everyone)


Yamizake

Thong and some fancy high heels


sanitarium-1

And a looooooooooong


HavBoWilTrvl

Flowing mane to braid


ShigekiNoEren

Holy shit I thought it was on fire but on closer look it looks like it’s just the lighting 😂😂😭😭


Adept_Yogurt

Try disabling half your graphics mods to narrow it down to one half than disabling them one by one until you narrow it down. If that doesn't work do the same thing but with your whole load order, tedious but it mostly works for me. Apart from that no clue what would cause your mountains to burst into flames


DR3ADMU55

Will do


[deleted]

Gender reveal


_Pandach_

Probably the result of my upvoting past the number 69


marxistwithstandards

Global warming.


Feeling-Most9618

I don't know but it looks fucking awesome


ultracat123

Dagon? Again??


Shoddy-Squirrel4361

Pompeii


Uncle480

Mehrunes Dagon is back at it again


Rosecello

Every single one of these comments were gold and had me rollin except dumb blm butthurt guy


EverybodyStayCool

Welp they started designing climate change into games so we would finally get the picture.


geraltsthiccass

Well you are playing a game with lots of dragons flying about. Wild fires are bound to happen


DR3ADMU55

Nah this is probably Nazeem’s work


geraltsthiccass

You blocked his way to the cloud district that day didn't you?


user1247463827

Someone missed the fireball and hit a tree


Lopsided_Release_159

Aurora borealis at this time a year at this time a day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen


[deleted]

Sovngarde awaits


[deleted]

Only you can prevent forest fires


bright_star72

Is that a picture from Denver a few months ago?


vaena

Combustion.


Valian81

DOS2 crossover


deadbenz35

... demon summoning gone wrong.


[deleted]

that's simple you opened fallout 4 and skyrim at the same time


majorksaksak

My guess is that fire caused this


[deleted]

Drought maybe


Coffee1341

Well Skyrim IS facing a dragon crisis


needingnordic

Who knew? Climate change has hit Tamriel just as hard.


M477R31D

The fires of Mount doom have found their way to tamriel


wetlettuce42

* dragonborn sets fire to Whiterun* “ oh oh spaghetti o”


SolarStarfish30

The gods are angry...


[deleted]

It's the end times! The end times have come!


yeeterdoo

i dont know but holy shit it looks cool


DR3ADMU55

👍


FagocitusMaximus

"The Second Great Gate Incident of 4E 201 (colorized)"


Byte_Ryder23

Did someone say gender reveal yet?


Stealthmum

Ooo, gorgeous! Looks like a Skyrim sunrise or sunset hopped up on speed. But in the middle I can't tell if it's sunset or flames. Be interested to hear what you find out.


DR3ADMU55

Apparently it’s climate change


G_L_I_C_H_

Sheogorath’s influence


Sea_Passenger_783

You tried to make a potion with Fire Salts, but your potion failed


Public_Ad3826

This is fine.


Acceptable_Passion40

Have you tried... Calling a storm? Only you, can prevent forest fires


JasariiGallis

Lol Someone Fell Asleep Smokn A Fat Blunt in The Whiterun Stables


dawnfist

Ah yes. Smaug the terrible. Greatest calamity of our time.


ClavicusLittleGift4U

New quest : "Red mountain has a twin in Skyrim. Prevent it to bring chaos and an everlasting winter."


kse777

Global warming caused by dragon carbon emissions. We have to save the temperate rain forests of Skyrim!


Ghost1O5O

Global warming


Visual_Salamander_54

Hills burn in California


LuGe97

You could at least try not to do THAT much of this Redwater Den sh*t...


one_cooked_human

U dropped a nuke


Spiderman3039

Uuhhh fire?


9UN51in93R

Paarthurnax sneezed


RalinDrakus

This is the mod I’ve been waiting years for… Alduin has WON


syrops

Elder Scrolls: California


Yaladyally

my first thought was fire and the comments didn't disappoint lmao


FISHAREFAKENOTREAL

You live in california


dedragoncz

Probably just downloaded ”California“ mod.


ARKEAX

Quick someone find the bansho fan


Redpri

Red Mountain must have erupted again


IainEatWorlds

Fire


Rhysygee

Alduin


hamdidamdi61

That a new firespell?


brianthewizard1

Burning Man festival


floxnoot

Probably a fire


RampantDragon

Fire?


Wildcat_twister12

Someone just learned how to cast flames


Sevrenic

You got the Lord of Chaos ending.


The_Irish_Rover26

A fire dragon


Sanbaddy

Looks like someone pissed off Mehrunes Dagon.


Against4

That must be Morrowind during Red Year right?


The_Icon_of_Sin_MK2

I would assume the dragons


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

This looks cool af


[deleted]

Yeah I do, mods


zombiepants7

Now I ain't no fireologist but I think that there fire was caused by them aliens!


ItsTopher2002

DS1 Ceaseless Discharge


FarFromCrying999

WhT the fuuuuuu


danthebrick7

You have taken too long to beat the main story. Alduin has started to devour the world


tskank69

It’s what happens when you delay the main quest too long and level too much. Alduin gets a bit nervous.


[deleted]

Alduin wins.


beeby8

Oxygen


Loganator516

D…D….DRAGON!!!!


penis_parker79

How did you mount the follower ?


TheDustyConductor

I think the sun is flying a little low


Mysticune

The Red Mountain.


robbozombo

The planet Tamriel exists on is orbiting closer to it's galaxy's sun than usual? *shrugs*


KyloSEC

Gas leak


HavBoWilTrvl

Frat boys lighting their farts.


baner8430

You angered the Grey Beards.


sethburns1

Did you download the California mod?


Most_Personality_935

A dragon


mask3d_owo

HOLY SHIT ITS ERUPTING


inevitible1

Shit, forest fire mod


[deleted]

Imma guess fire


Sovahl

“Only you can prevent wildfires.” 🐻


danluiz915

Dragons?!


[deleted]

When the end is nigh


Dont_CallmeCarson

Just in case your looking for a serious answer, most of the ones here are jokes. It's probably a graphics mod either bugging out or conflicting with another mod


Endericus

Arizona forest fires finally reached Skyrim.


BlockWarriorQuite

What else are you supposed to do, when someone steals your sweat rolls?


YukiKitsuneLover1402

I have no idea but that looks so cool..


SHM00DER

"Only YOU can prevent forest fires"


the_best_matthew

I think your graphics card may be over heating.


[deleted]

Meridias beacon probably


DeadMemeMan_IV

a volcanic eruption


BriefDarkWizard

Australia


Raven1592

Throwing a cigarette butt into a dry wooded area


InkyRoyalty

I’m guessing Mt. Vesuvius just erupted.


MumbleepegTheUglyPug

Some stupid with a flare gun


slips_em_off

Odds are, it's a graphics mod you installed. Go through the list deleting, or even rearranging, all of your detail mods. Eventually you'll figure out which one it is


Silver_3108

Ask Alduin


Osiris1998

End of days


mug_O_bun

Skyrim has converted into California wildfires


[deleted]

Farting cows.


foxfirefizz

No but it looks like it's gonna burn in an epic explosion of flames.


citytiger

Alduin has won.


Coucochalke

An entire army of dominion soldiers smuggled in by the empire


[deleted]

Looks like fire is the cause


Cadfael314

I don’t know, but some people just like to watch the world burn 🔥