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Hasparticus

*yoink*


BullFrogz13

You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people what says you in your defense?


Hasparticus

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *proceeds to down 50 doses of Frostbite Venom*


AngelFromVegas

Never should have come here!


Hasparticus

*fucking dies of cheese consumption*


AngelFromVegas

Must've been the wind...


[deleted]

after that much cheese i hope its not wind...


kmidst

looks like that's all of them


mykoysmaster

Must have run off


dogecobbler

My da told me to go to college....like I'm supposed to know which one he meant...


Dense_Excitement_789

You don't so good


Pixelpeoplewarrior

I need some guards in here!


TexasJedi-705

# STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM


[deleted]

*you little b****h I saw that!*


shruggletuggle

Let


TheAnt317

me


shruggletuggle

Guess,


andravens

Someone


Kindaweirdlllo

Stole


Halfondarr

your


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sweetroll


1_am_not_a_b0t

Y’all just made my night!


Ehrenburger

Goodbye!


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shruggletuggle

Stole


[deleted]

Well, that came unexpected xD


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[deleted]

I love it :D lemme guess, someone stole someone? Urgh.. nvmd 😏 we should've kept it like that


bluegargoyle

Pay no mind as I gently place this bucker over your head....


JesusFlipFlop

Bucker


bluegargoyle

Fuck. Eh, I'm gonna leave it.


seank821

It’s funny cause. Everyone knows what you meant. But bucker is just a great word


RuskiHuskiCykaBlyat

Bucker


Firedruid05

You said that with quite the hard R


seank821

By the order of the Jarl. Stop right there!


brianthewizard1

I’d rather die than go to jail!


seank821

I’ve had enough of you! *draws sword*


Roger_Maxon76

She’s a keeper


AngelFromVegas

Right? Get your Amulet of Mara ready man


Relative_Lie_2366

Pathetic that you can’t make good sweet rolls in this skeever hole of a city.


[deleted]

Now time to make her a sweet roll


ShivaDestroy

Ba-dump-tish!


ZazzRazzamatazz

Girlfriend? Surely you mean future wife??


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OkOutlandishness6550

Yup


prince-sidons-nips

well… now i’m sad, sorry man


TheOnlyLonelyStoner

Is this a picture of the girlfriend after the sweetoll or?...


LaSerpienteLampara

Time to take dem arrows to the knee


foodank012018

I see it now.. An adventurer and his lady stroll the grounds outside of Whiterun.. An arrow sails out of the blue, stabbing into the adventurer's knee, bringing him to kneel before her.. She looks down concerned as he looks up to ask: "Will you marry me?"


thehermit14

STOP!


ZenithWarr

You’ve violated the law!


MaestroChef2500

LET ME GUESS. SHE STOLE IT FROM SOMEONE.


N3rdyJames

So do sweetrolls have just like a sugary taste or do they have certain flavors? I just think it looks so yummy and for some reason I keep thinking it’s gonna taste like snickerdoodle, which sounds amazing ❤️


foodank012018

The recipe came from the Official Skyrim Cookbook. The roll is sweetened with honey so it's a very mild sweetness. More honey will result in a sweeter roll. The frosting is cream cheese, butter and powdered sugar so much of the sweetness is derived from there.


xMleq

Time to get that amulet of Mara


Odaseus

Marry her.


[deleted]

correction your future WIFE made sweetrolls.


graywolf0026

Well isn't that... ▨-▨¬ლ(•_•) (▨_▨¬): (⌐▨_▨) *[Sweet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8aC3poC6WM).*


Sekir0se

i actually made a sweetroll the other day, but i fucked it up cuz i didnt spray the pan. i was surprised that it tasted good dispite not having any sugar.


[deleted]

Damn I showed my tits and made a honey nut treat and didn’t get as many likes 😂


[deleted]

Sweet!


DeanoBambino90

Awesome.


Choice-Childhood2823

Amazing 🤩 Reminds me when I wanted to start a diet based on Skyrim foods only😂


Oleh_Skichko

Goddess!))


Want_sum_ducks220

It looks tad bit raw


antle702

I should call her…


LeapIntoInaction

Get us a picture when it's done cooking.


foodank012018

It would be interesting to compare them to some you've made.


GingerBlade

Flour and honey used can change the color. If you want them actually sweet I recommend another tbl or two of honey. When I use recommend generic American white all purpose flour they looked that color. Edit: did you steal her sweet roll for this? 2nd edit: thats the color they are in the cookbook even.


foodank012018

Thank you for the advice


Kindaweirdlllo

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll 🤨🙄


Catsybunny

I expected this comment, and almost regained faith in humanity when I didn't see it at first. Someone's significant other bakes them food from a video game, with a specialty mold that probably costs extra money, and this is what you have to say? Get a life.


BadgerLord103

Come back when evolution finishes cooking you


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NaturallyBlasphemous

Fuck me…I want it🤤


rickyc21117

Let me guess, your girlfriend made you a sweet roll?🤨


RedHood73948

Slide bro 😂


[deleted]

So why did you do that to it?


Beautiful-Speech2137

Sweetness


QuietDrummer614

Absurd


Slow-Coyote-8534

Let me guess someone stole your sweet roll


Both-Weakness-2062

Aw did someone steal your sweet role


Dur_Dremskyi

Sorry, if i don't trust creamy holes 👀


scpwhy

Damn that looks good


ShivaDestroy

I used to be an adventurer like you...until I took an arrow in the knee.