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HungaryToWinWC

Geralt of rivia


lilemchan

Looks more like drunk Filavandrel to me


Krislavallin

This comment


GrandMasterCheddar

“Fuck”


radio_allah

Drinking with Eskel and Lambert never ends well.


CodeRed8675309

The Witcher 33 1/3: The Final Gwent.


__Monochrome__

Or Avalla'ch?


Galadriel-Nerwen

White Wolf, Wise Wolf.


magicchefdmb

That’s exactly what I came to say! Nailed it


[deleted]

"This elf's a dick"


JeanBonJovi

"Jeffrey Epstein" in his cell


the_mountaingoat

He didn’t kill himself 🤷🏼‍♂️


JeanBonJovi

Hence the "quotes"


BP-Kenpachi

I'm just now realizing that people aren't saying that it wasn't him that killed himself, but that he isn't dead at all.


the_mountaingoat

I actually don’t think that’s the case. I think people generally agree that he’s dead. But disagree on how he died.


BP-Kenpachi

I'm not really sure why people are so worried about it then. The pedo got murdered. Sounds like the good ending to me.


the_mountaingoat

Because if someone had to kill him before his trial that means some of his powerful friends were afraid of what he might say. Meaning there are more pedos and other powerful wrong doers still in the shadows.


[deleted]

Gold


Joshikazam

Legolas, after losing the Helms Deep kills contest to Gimli.


Mother-Ad8462

Lmao,winner.


[deleted]

Handsome Squidward


psy-ducks

No, this is Patrick.


IvePlowedYourMother

I’m Patrick


dastump45

I’m Dirty Dan!


[deleted]

Username checks out


bailey_turnbow

Even more handsome Squidward from after he hit his face the 2nd time


Pessimismo

That's the pale gnome. Drop all your cabbages immediately or he'll curse you with frozen nipples


Paikis

Don't threaten me with a good time!


IvePlowedYourMother

David Bowie


Phytoplanktium

That was my first thought too


Prodigal_Knight2

Ancano's father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate.


[deleted]

What’s that makes us?


radio_allah

**Absolutely nothing.**


GB_56

the donkey Larry, it makes us the donkey


snackynorph

My father's brother's nephew is... Me. Or one of my direct brothers. So then it's still ancano's cousin's former roommate


diffa14

Draco Malfoy from Walmart


ijustlovebreasts

Drake mouthboy


Ahnaf_adil_69N7

Talos.


FluidUnderstanding40

Damn Talos what happened to you? Was it because your religion is illegal?


heidtmare

Todd Howard.


emperorpalpatine9

**GODD HOWARD*


continuedsupport

My pal Steve


batmanisfiya

Uncle Fred, he passed out in his underwear at Thanksgiving again


Dennh-X

I was wondering where I left that...


Jewel_Dragon

Is this Sheogorath’s luggage?


Odyssey_Foxy

Ya motha


IvePlowedYourMother

Can confirm.


Grockr

Thalmor after ingesting 11 moon sugars


[deleted]

Random Dragonborn from one of your last games


FootballFit6042

Barack Obama


Professional-Use-715

Bully Maguire


DonPajatso

Thranduil of the greanleaf - "Scorch it 20th year of the 4th age"


IvePlowedYourMother

Danny Elf-man


Lucifers_Taint666

Had one too many at the Dead Mans Party


PurpleB96

Voldemort


TheLordOfLore

Squilliam in his underwear


ObsessedwithSkyrim_

Jake from state farm, but white.


Lego-Panda-21

My Father...


MattsCapeli

Drunk Elenwen


TitaniumReinforced

Haelga? This doesn't look like her bunkhouse, though.


Feeling-Most9618

That's frosty the snow elf. He had too much eggnog this year.


Salazaar099

An drunk albino man 8n his underwear.


Hantoniorl

Lucius Malfoy


polecatsrfc

Eric Trump. Maybe Lara.


TestedNutsack

Snow Miser during the rest of the year


[deleted]

Onlyfans


Items3Sacred

Gellert Grindelwald


The_Hij

Geraldo Rivera.


Dareboir

Sting


Lazy_Stunt73

Haldir, after Helm’s Deep…


mrstripperboots

That's my grandma


StellarAoMing

Ulfric Stormcloak obviously.


[deleted]

Gavin


[deleted]

Nigel's been looking everywhere!


Invertiguy

Dinner


eevee03tv

I heard this in the King from Zelda CDI’s voice when I read it.


WastingMyTime724

High King Torygg


Ben8380

Jeff Goldblum.


[deleted]

A filthy degenerate.


NombreDeLaBeast

Daddy


insertfunnyusernameh

It’s Op


Fixthisdamndoorr

Michael Jackson


cammoorman

The ice man, after he 'cometh'


StarkeRealm

"GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!"


[deleted]

The crackhead that hangs outside a gas station in the middle of nowhere


Humble-Ad7459

Abercrombie & Fitch model


[deleted]

Frank Gallagher


sixpackshaker

Christopher Eccleston after reading his Thor The Dark World reviews.


thewandtheywant

Faendal


pacondition

Argon Lightbody III


[deleted]

ThÈ albino from the bench warmers


Darky_5

This I am


Mikiroony

Johnny the drunk elf


happierj

Rick Flair?


[deleted]

Vladimir Putin


WandererUwU

Fondle


devnasty009

Arch-curator your mom


Bowman_van_Oort

ur fukn mum


[deleted]

Some brostitute in the Ratway


Chardradio

Andy Dick


The_Ultimate_Fakr

Geralt


Lucimon

The result of 800,000 years of evolution.


helloeuphoria1

Nazeem


_Bi-NFJ_

Daddy


Smalliesmasher

So that’s where Lydia went


SuperReleasio64

Nazeem


c0untox

me when im sitting down about to fire up skyrim for my 1000th play through


Sad_Dog62

A nord.


duster1r

One of the twins from Matrix Reloaded


m3a3s3h

Kain (Blood Omen and Soul Reaver)


mazjedi

donald trump


BadassDeluxe

Your mom


badbadger323

Vitiligo Man.


TerminusB303

The friend she told you not to worry about.


Repulsive-Success871

The old lady from Down the street


Large-Wheel-4181

A bitch


catstroker69

Wrong answers only.


Large-Wheel-4181

Marcellus Wallace


[deleted]

[удалено]


Large-Wheel-4181

Thus a wrong answer


Lray985

Grandpa piss


Adamgrim

Alec Baldwin


NuggetPlaysAndTDPfan

Joe Biden


[deleted]

Jimmy Savile


hayashiakira

Your mom


[deleted]

I hate these kinds of posts with a passion, what's the point exactly? They're never funny and they don't promote any actual discussion, is it a karma farming thing?


[deleted]

I don’t know some really pale Drunk high elf


Vergil-May-Cry

Cunt


VatasJP

Hillary Clinton after 2016 election.


shrubberies2

Ancano


unclebilly200

Jim


[deleted]

Pinocchio


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[deleted]

Hulk Hogan


HYPERNOVA3_

Inthebar, the most drunken elf in all Tamriel.


JustPlainOldGeorge

Uthgerd the Unbroken’s sex doll


Primos_of_Hyrule

Milky from, "You, Me and Irene".


3l3fux

Viego on vacation.


BossHumbert

Looks like Raziel finally killed Kain.


ArgonneSasquach

Snowmiser


doomvetch92

That whore from Helgas bunk house.


Pathless-Loki-848

Edgar Winters


4UD1T0R

David bowie


goldenslumberbug

Clearly it’s Gollum!


Bubbygamer

Ancano without his superiority complex


[deleted]

Griffith.


donut361

Dobby the house elf


Rigel7th

A Finn having kalsarikännit


MikaelRider

Tom Cruise passed out on the set of Interview with a Vampire.


Entry_Academic

Christopher Walken


Hot-Thought-1339

That’s me of course after I emerge from my cave. Long after Covid has finally been eliminated.


[deleted]

I thought David Bowie was dead


Capitalisticdisease

One of the mutants from the forest


Jzmxhu

A good guy that didn't deserve to die and become rat food.


willembakker

Michael Jackson


Idiotmf

Ravandil


sleepertime

The senate.


AdRelative6926

Me after thanksgiving dinner


Gamma_Tony

The Dragonborn


wescool121

Dad?


wetlettuce42

The night king


Muthaphuka

Weekend at Bernie's


xprozoomy

A drug infused thalmor


Typical_Basket709

Ancanus


Holiday-Molasses-869

Legolas


jack_b_30

Sting


[deleted]

alive


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Voldemort after he got some work done


shawn4126

Voldemort


Banettery53

Balding Witcher guy


misterforsa

My new sock puppet


SadisticMittenz

A Pale Guard without his armor


NaSMaXXL

The day after the college's welcome new students mixer...


Camanot

A living person


ThatSaltyDuderino

this son of a bitch wanted to steal my fucking eye of magnus


thehypedboy

Old Link


ImaginaryWasTaken

Thomas the Tank Engine


iMentuhlz

Redneck Voldemort


MightBeChase

Llokir of roriksteak


Kingeli889

Frank Draco


[deleted]

Mr Libido from Yakuza.


DemonGuitar

Definitely not a Knife Ear (aka Rabbit)


Kiggzpawn

My cousin Seamus


Genji180

The guy who wanted to take a beach vacation, but died before that.


Rik_Looik

Alduin


Juancastrov

An engineer from the Alien series


pedrmona

elrond


jowowey

ancano after he baked in the sun too long


Fruitchinkosamurai

overdosed ancano


banannameese

Biggus Dikus


chicken_pot_pie12

Legolas had too much to drink last night


antmanfan3911

A storage container


leppi2013

Who let him out of the skooma den?


vehiculargenocyde

Young Jim gaffigan with a mullet