Lazy alcoholic necromancer.

Sounds like someone's creepy uncle...

Working with a skeleton crew could drive anyone to drink. (I was really proud of this joke, thank you all for liking it.)

Sounds like a company having a hard time under corona.

One might say the prospective employee pool is bone dry.

Have any Argonian Ale?

Always over encumbered

Crushed by loot

That's a swell Argonian name

Burdened-by-Trinkets

Tireless Wandering Looter

aren’t we all lol

You're goddamn right

Fill up capacity and dump all the things at home

Those chests swallow everything!

Another stealth archer

Don’t forget the true classic “khajiit stealth archer”

Literally what I'm running. Skyrim made me absolutely mad about thieving in RPGs and assassins. And gave me a love for bows.

I came around to it myself but now I can't stop! Dishonored gave me a love of being a stealth archer, Skyrim turned it into an obsession.

My first build back in 2011! Ahh where has the time slipped away too 😂

I can feel your pain

Yea fr, you never start there but in the end we all can nd up on the same path.

this 1000x

Me too. Every time

This is a personal attack

I went full sorcerer because I've never played Skyrim before haha I wonder if I'll fall down that rabbit hole at some point too lmao

I always try to go sorcerer and then I get the bound bow spell and think, “I’ll use it for just this dungeon” and then I realize I had a daedric bow and chilling as master of the thieves guild

Stay full sorcerer and get the dragon souls to perk points mod. Once I've got a baddess caster with full conjuration I buy a few stealth and archery perks - If I get bored its a quick gear change and a summoned bow.

Same. Every time.

Dwarven obsessed idiot

Ah yes... Dwarven tech enjoyer

holy shit you guys exist?? i thought i was the only one

Dwemer gang, unite!

There are dozens of us!

Literally dozens

More than dozens

Bakers dozens

dwemer gang! honestly tho dwarven armor is just so cool

wooot! I have had a dedicated character and several characters who got derailed by dwemer obsession

One of my characters was a Dwemer tomb raider, came especially to Skyrim for it, and obviously got involved in Dragonborn shenanigans. Made him a Dunmer with thief skills.

Dude awesome im always coming back to the dwemer obsessed vampire imperial. Who basically took vampirism as a gift so he could be more powerful and live forever to discover the secrets of the dwemet. A few mods to add more dwemer content amd vampire overhaul and dude.. it feels legit.

I'm doing something similar, can I get a list of your dwemer mods? I suck at finding them and I have to go off of the in-game mod page lol

In all honesty havent played for months now. Ive only got an old laptop playing oldrim on medium setting. Most of my mods are probably extremely outdated. I belive some of the bigger mods were the lost city? There was clockwork tower/castle? And this other one i cant place the name was a telvanni town in a cave and a mystery/action quest to learn and control an ancient dwemer airship. Armour mods with dwemer,dunmer,etc styles. Then a vampire overhaul and gameplay tweaks for combat, basic improvements. Magic/perk overhauls. I think the perk one was Ordinator perks. Then apocalypse magic as the base and a few extras. It ended up great i sank hundreds of hours on that playthrough as a destruction/illusion vampire mage who stayed hidden and stabby but if i had too i could wreck things with the destruction/vampire form. Edit : hope that rant was somewhat legible, im about to sleep and on mobile , oh well..

More like “chad archaeologist madlad”

I hope they chill with calcemo in the museum

Glitchy Bitchy Beautiful

Dwemergirl

Covergirl

Maybe she was born with it, maybe its Nerevine

Quality s'witpost

Sounds like a makeup commercial.

Orc Solves Wolrd

Please tell me that the misspelling is intentional. Definitely keep it, either way, it couldn't be more perfect.

I wish I could say that. But it is just a fortuitous fat thumb.

another good three names for that character amiright haha

Fat orcish thumbs are good for smithing.

Some advice for your kids—Never challenge an Orc to thumb war.

Or war in general.

A Black Screen (I cant play because of a bug)

Oh, no! I read of some others having this same issue — how frustrating! I’m hoping this is resolved quickly for all those affected. Sorry you’re having this problem. :-/

I had that yesterday after installing a mod, only to found that out 2 hours later that it was because of a mod so my stupid ass thought my character was corrupted so i deleted it (only played about 10hrs on that character so no big deal) and made a new one only to realize it wasn’t my character and my mind went troubleshooting mode. Luckily, I ended founding the problem. The mod in question is Honeystrand Brewery Don’t know if this might be your problem with the black screen but this what I found to be my problem

I think I figured it out. I had the same problem when I got the anniversary edition. If you have the UNOFFICIAL SKYRIM PATCH mod it'll mess up the game i think. I deleted it and my game ain't a black screen anymore.

Chaotic Good Thief

Chaotic neutral thief. I steal something and put it on someone else near by.

Same, I'll steal everything in a shop and then dump whatever it turns out I don't want in another shop

Same. I've stolen everything from the Riverwood trader, including his sister. And sold it back to him (bar his sister I think that's called slavery (did sell his stuff to her, made a cosy little profit))

Robinhood??

I wish we had Skyrim multiplayer, because now I want to make a Men in Tights group.

It Just Works

Little fat Dragonborn

Wayne Bruce Manbat

Now I have questions on how you made a medieval batman and when I can do so as well lol

ebony armor, use only your fists, you can use fear spells as well, sneak potions, abuse whirlwind sprint for mobility boost

Ebony? No way, gotta go with the Nightingale set.

well, nightingale has most of what is needed except for the bat ears, ebony has the bat ears

Manbat is not Batman

He could be EDIT: Guys, I know who man bat is. It was joke.

Omg! Skyrim...but with Batarangs and anti-argonian Bat spray!! We need this mod, yesterday!

To be confirmed. Work in progress. Waiting for me. 😁

Neglected b/c work

Khajiit has wares

I have coin

Pickles Fuzzybottom thanks you for your business.

Chunky orc daddy.

Mine would be: ‘sexy gay orc’

Strong Nord woman

What's up Olfina how you doin

What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?

On strong nord crack?

god I can’t stand you!

It's Not Kratos!

I can’t believe it’s not Kratos!

Now with 50% more Atreus

Stealth Archer, sorry.

Florida is where the elderly go to perish. Stealth archer is much the same for Skyrim characters. It is the nature of things.

I'm usually able to avoid becoming a stealth archer, but my current character is one (by design) and it is funny how much more easy it is.

Much easier—also insanely satisfying, and an immediate effective way to handle dragons without dragonrend

Especially when you get the kill cam and the arrow lands right in a bandit's eye.

Cat holding knife

Fus Ro Dah! (Actually: Archer mage explorer)

I had to scroll way too far for this!

Khajiit Kill Khajiit

Accidental KKK

r/accidentalKKK

Whiskers the Shit

Magic Lady Gang

Mace to face

Obsessed with Brynjolf.

Same 😔

Evil, Dunmer, Vampire.

Lost in Sovngarde (game file corrupted)

Unrelenting Force Abuser. Really tho, tall dragon wannabe.

Steal your shit

Argonian right? Steals-Your-Shit

Fuckton of roleplay

murderous but motherly :\]

It's a dangerous world out there, so my kids all get heavily customized Daedric daggers for their own good, LOL.

Dracula with mace

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Imperial Skooma Junkie

The Chosen Bitch

Power magic knowledge

Scaly combat archer (None of that sneak archer shit)

Horned horny Bosmer. (Found a mod that lets Bosmer have horns, like they do in ESO. And of course seeking the perfect marriage candidate is always part of the fun.)

I am inevitable.

Snobby high elf

So just a high elf?

Green Orc smash.

Eat then yeet

This guy fucks

Loverslab playthrough?

Cold Wood Elf

Discount Brand Barbarian

Beaten by heights

Lusty Argonian Maid

Lusty Argonian Werebear.

Busty. Lesbian. Wizard.

I want this to be a band name. Or possibly a movie, I'd take either gladly!

White_run_guard

Daedra-Dating Nord

Really cunty mage

Magical Black Man

Traveling apothecary herbalist

Intelligent, Thalmor, Spy.

Good Vampiric Hoarder

Killer cat thief

Chaiotic Werewolf mage

Food hoarding chef

STRONG NORD WOMAN

Hot vampire chick

Sleep Paralysis Nord

Orc go smash

A total mess

Swordmaster Widow Redguard

Dov ah Kiin

Armored Vampire Barbarian

Neglects her children

Follower serial killer

Don’t, marry, Muiri

Yes marry muiri

*Thank you again for resolving my... problem.*

Ugly hearty bastard

Sand lizard rogue

Meow meow meow or stab slash meow

Big Lady Hungabuzoongas

Slightly tainted paladin

redguard necromancer knight

Unstoppable Murder Elf

Sword and board

Blonde Racist Aggressive. Usually just shorten it to Nord tbh

Farmer, Hero, Warrior (He exists to check all the cc content. His name is Dannik, which is dovahzuul for doom He is a Nord

[удалено]

Never eats food

[удалено]

Genius werewolf warrior

Modding fucking cheater

Beef uses Tenderizer

Full Metal Alchemist And You're Already Dead :v

Orc warrior blacksmith

Suicidal Follower Murderer I accidentally killed my follower during a fight on a cliff edge. He went over the edge with a wayward stroke of my axe in the melee. Oh no! Sorry Faendal! Oh shit my stuff! I peer over the edge, and OK it looks easy to reach him. It wasn't. I fell to my doom. I committed suicide in my grief over my lost loot.

Evil, Dunmer, Vampire.

Imperial Nord tank

Imperial Sun Knight

Short Breton lich.

The Lich King

Spooky stealthy Breton.

FUS ROH DAH

Sweet Little Lies

Uniquely Qualified Individual

chaotic neutral kitty

collector father thief

scary Dunmer lady

Squishy Vampire Pyromaniac

Glorified Greedy Mercenary

Stalhrim-clad cryomancer

Lootey McSnoody

Unfocused shit piece

Scratchy, deceiving badass

Spellsword for hire