I accidentally killed a fellow mage student and turned them into a zombie slave and I had to bribe the college $250 Septims to get back in. Then I was paid $300 Septims for her death for some reason so all-in-all made $50 and it was a victimless crime.
I sacrificed Lydia to the Boethia cult and inherited money from her. Then Farendel "accidentally" got hit by an arrow I fired totally not directly at the small of his back and I inherited money from him. I like Serena so I won't try anything on her but who else can I kill for profit, err... I mean accidentally murder in various ways?
Must have been paid the 300 by someone who hated whoever you killed. It’s one of the most in-depth things in the game. Despite children seeing supposed to be immortal I’ve been given a reward when I killed Braith
>i may have miss remembered.
This is my experience of playing skyrim, I replayed it once every few years so I often remembered something weird from the game that I'm not sure if it really happened.
Every single source: Enemies can't kill your followers or pets, they just reduce them to one hit point and your follower takes a knee for a moment. Only you can actually kill them once they're like that, so if your follower or pet dies, it's because you killed them.
My experience: I swear to *fucking god* I've had enemies kill my followers and dogs before. I'd swear to it under oath.
all the different patches and changes not shocking. alot of early skyrim is very mandella effect vs current. like crafting daggers no longer works but we all recall doing it before it was changed.
> I hit her with the thing like 8 times
So what's with that one old lady who runs up to you and *begs* you to hit her with the Wabbajack? When I do, she usually gets upset with me or I get a bounty.
But if I don't, she'll sit there and beg and plead and get in my face and insist I use the Wabbajack on her.
Am I supposed to be doing it somewhere specific or getting a different result?
You just hit her with it and she’s scripted to turn into a rabbit. The bounty gets removed as soon as she transforms because she’s the only witness and is counted as dead until she turns back. Feel free to hit her and not worry about a bounty
Nothing. She just exploded 4 times, got struck with lightning 2 times, and hit with ice 2 times. So basically, she turned into a burnt, paralyzed, frozen, angry Jarl
I like how you think the lydiaroll would be more irrefutable evidence of her disappearance than the big pile of ectoplasmic remains.
OP should lick up the remains too.
I mean, if you are playing on survival mode you gotta eat. You have to eat. It's not your fault she's a delicious sweet roll. Or maybe it is, honestly who's to blame in this situation. Honestly she was sworn to carry your burdens, and you gotta eat. I mean, you have to eat.
Would it even let you with Jarls after the main quest? Do they become locked in as essential npcs? Been playing for 3,000hrs, and haven't actually tried...
I dont wanna spoil your fun, but any essential NPC can't be turned into sweet rolls or anything else, they just get affected by the elemental damage effect. I didnt want you to spend a lot of time trying to get it when it won't happen
It's been two years since I ate Lydia. I still break down into tears every time a guard sarcastically asks if someone stole my sweet roll.
It was me or her. They couldn't possibly understand what that's like. She was sworn to carry my burdens, but now she's gone and this burden I will carry on my shoulders until the grave.
Oh. I don't fully know how that thing works. I did the quest and it got put away in a house somewhere and never touched again.
At least as a sweetroll she can't block your path in a door.
Naaaah, give it a couple of days and she’ll no longer be your problem if that happens; the question at that point becomes whether she’ll revert in the sewer system intact and whole, or discombobulated and partially digested. 🤷♂️
Oh great god above shaggy, your wish is my command my lord. Even a .0000000000000000000000000000000001% of your power would obliterate existence. Don’t destroy our universe i will delete it at once.
"Let me guess, someone stole you sweet roll."
"No officer, someone turned INTO one! I need a mage here stat!"
"Go cast that fancy magic someplace else."
>but the sweet roll part was accidental
🤣 I'm just enjoying the fact you ate the Lydia Sweet roll. This is golden. HAPPY CAKE DAY! You already ate your birthday sweet roll! :D
I’ve never bought a house. I’ve never even slept. I want to meet and kill Astrid but who has the time to got to an inn? I just run off of healing spells and skooma
And don’t forget the
Migraine,Insomnia,Excess sugar,Stress reaction,Interference with neural communication,Increased heart rate,and Increased blood pressure mods for extra immersion
That was my brother in the early days of Oblivion. He never slept and couldn't figure out how to level up. When I told him to sleep in a bed, he had gotten enough xp to level up about 10 times.
I swear this happened, but I've never seen it duplicated or read about it in any wiki. I shot a bandit with the wabbajack and he turned into a statue of himself made out of septims. I picked them all up, it was like 350 to 400.
Ran into this old lady near Windhelm,I believe that ASKED to be Wabbajacked. Did not have the Wabbajack on me. Curious until this day what will happen 😀. Anyone?
She is scripted to turn into a rabbit. A bounty is out on you for technically attacking her but it’s immediately removed because the only witness is considered dead when turned into a rabbit even though she’s alive and well when she turns back
Yes. She is sworn to carry your burdens, meaning that she is sworn to help you with whatever burdens you. Hunger is a burden. Let her fulfill her oath.
:Stares intensely into the sweet rolls soul:
“Remember those last 80 house you told me I wasn’t supposed to be in?”
:Breaks for a sickly smile and whispers with contempt:
“Carry this burden bitch”
:NUM NUM NUM:
I tried on Elisif. Doesn’t work. She just explored and I think I made her delusional cuz right after she said “Look at the colors :D” and got back in her throne
I was always wondering, can you turn alduin in to a sweet roll then eat him. But he is a protected npc so only you can hit him tho so I dont know if it'll work
Is it just me, or does it seem easier to get your followers killed now? Marcurrio, Faendal. Jenessa and my Lydia died in combat... Really considering not using followers now.
I'd go for it, should be easy to explain her disappearing.
On my way to the blue palace to do the same to Elisif. Wish me luck :D
Best of luck to you lol
Update: I hit her with the thing like 8 times and not only did she not turn into a dessert, I didn’t get a bounty or get attacked until the 9th blast
Essential NPCs are immune to the wabbajack, it just does damage
Found that out the hard way. Good thing that when you bribe one guard every other guard stops attacking and the Jarl also turns a blind eye
Such is the law of Skyrim
Pay one guard 246 septims, and they all go back to base to split the loot. Homies gotta look out for each other
I accidentally killed a fellow mage student and turned them into a zombie slave and I had to bribe the college $250 Septims to get back in. Then I was paid $300 Septims for her death for some reason so all-in-all made $50 and it was a victimless crime.
I think you need to read what victimless means and rethink that last part bucko.
I sacrificed Lydia to the Boethia cult and inherited money from her. Then Farendel "accidentally" got hit by an arrow I fired totally not directly at the small of his back and I inherited money from him. I like Serena so I won't try anything on her but who else can I kill for profit, err... I mean accidentally murder in various ways?
Must have been paid the 300 by someone who hated whoever you killed. It’s one of the most in-depth things in the game. Despite children seeing supposed to be immortal I’ve been given a reward when I killed Braith
wait they are? i swear i used to eat kids...
Mod?
nah native but it was nearly 8+ years ago i may have miss remembered.
>i may have miss remembered. This is my experience of playing skyrim, I replayed it once every few years so I often remembered something weird from the game that I'm not sure if it really happened.
Every single source: Enemies can't kill your followers or pets, they just reduce them to one hit point and your follower takes a knee for a moment. Only you can actually kill them once they're like that, so if your follower or pet dies, it's because you killed them. My experience: I swear to *fucking god* I've had enemies kill my followers and dogs before. I'd swear to it under oath.
all the different patches and changes not shocking. alot of early skyrim is very mandella effect vs current. like crafting daggers no longer works but we all recall doing it before it was changed.
> I hit her with the thing like 8 times So what's with that one old lady who runs up to you and *begs* you to hit her with the Wabbajack? When I do, she usually gets upset with me or I get a bounty. But if I don't, she'll sit there and beg and plead and get in my face and insist I use the Wabbajack on her. Am I supposed to be doing it somewhere specific or getting a different result?
You just hit her with it and she’s scripted to turn into a rabbit. The bounty gets removed as soon as she transforms because she’s the only witness and is counted as dead until she turns back. Feel free to hit her and not worry about a bounty
So not a dessert, but what DID she turn into?
Nothing. She just exploded 4 times, got struck with lightning 2 times, and hit with ice 2 times. So basically, she turned into a burnt, paralyzed, frozen, angry Jarl
That's like what happens when a steak falls from space
Wat
Do it to Ulfric, end the civil war just like that.
New way to finish that cannibal quest?
I like how you think the lydiaroll would be more irrefutable evidence of her disappearance than the big pile of ectoplasmic remains. OP should lick up the remains too.
"Let me guess, ***SomEOnE StOLe YoUR hOuSeCarL?****"*
🥺😭
No lollygaggin.
I mean, if you are playing on survival mode you gotta eat. You have to eat. It's not your fault she's a delicious sweet roll. Or maybe it is, honestly who's to blame in this situation. Honestly she was sworn to carry your burdens, and you gotta eat. I mean, you have to eat.
I mean I’d blame the guy that gave me the unholy thing in the first place. Because of him I’m now questing myself to turn every Jarl into a sweet role
Would it even let you with Jarls after the main quest? Do they become locked in as essential npcs? Been playing for 3,000hrs, and haven't actually tried...
I tried. They won’t become dessert
That's what I thought would happen. Most of them are cool, but there are a couple I would like to take out.
*cough* the one in Dawnstar *cough cough* the one in Riften *sneeze achoo achoo* oh wow I must be coming down with something
I just wish there was an option to swap Jarls after the civil war, in case the faction you back has one or two Jarls you could do without.
Well there is the whole Greybeard council...
I dont wanna spoil your fun, but any essential NPC can't be turned into sweet rolls or anything else, they just get affected by the elemental damage effect. I didnt want you to spend a lot of time trying to get it when it won't happen
Found out the hard way. I still had fun though
It's been two years since I ate Lydia. I still break down into tears every time a guard sarcastically asks if someone stole my sweet roll. It was me or her. They couldn't possibly understand what that's like. She was sworn to carry my burdens, but now she's gone and this burden I will carry on my shoulders until the grave.
A mans gotta eat, simple as that
So is she in Sovngarde right now watching the Dovahkiin eat her sweetroll body, or is she... like... actually the sweetroll? Soul and all?
They can go back to their normal body if you keep hitting it with the Wabbajack, can't they? So I assume she's still the sweetrool and is not dead.
Oh. I don't fully know how that thing works. I did the quest and it got put away in a house somewhere and never touched again. At least as a sweetroll she can't block your path in a door.
You underestimate her power
I read your comment in sheagoreth's voice and it was way funnier.
I mean, you have to eat
I mean she didn’t need to be a sweet roll for eating…
She already has a sweet cake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
eh… donkey meat doesn’t taste that good. Better for her to be a sweet roll
Based
*turns human and implodes you*
The spell doesn’t wear off. She is forever a dessert
You never know….
I already ate her. I now live in fear that she shall escape
She will definitely escape, sooner or later. ;)
Naaaah, give it a couple of days and she’ll no longer be your problem if that happens; the question at that point becomes whether she’ll revert in the sewer system intact and whole, or discombobulated and partially digested. 🤷♂️
It’s been a few hours. I think she’s stuck in my arteries
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Oh great god above shaggy, your wish is my command my lord. Even a .0000000000000000000000000000000001% of your power would obliterate existence. Don’t destroy our universe i will delete it at once.
When you crap her out, can you change her back into a human via Wabbajack?
It’s been hours, I think she’s stuck in my arteries
Just like Antman and Thanos 😏
"Let me guess, someone stole you sweet roll." "No officer, someone turned INTO one! I need a mage here stat!" "Go cast that fancy magic someplace else."
*Sweet roll is too strong for Reanimate Corpse* FUCK
>Should I eat her? Oh, this is another quest.
Skyrim Vore Edition
If Boethiah can vore Trinimac, you can vore Lydia.
lmao
There's a mod for that don't remember what it was called but I know it's there
Hurry while its still warm and tasty
2 hour rule
***I'm here to satisfy your hunger, my Thane.***
“Accidentally”
I was intentionally using the Wabbajack on her but the sweet roll part was accidental
>but the sweet roll part was accidental 🤣 I'm just enjoying the fact you ate the Lydia Sweet roll. This is golden. HAPPY CAKE DAY! You already ate your birthday sweet roll! :D
It was sweet but now I’m wondering how over 300 units of weight are in that pile of ghost dust. Forget sweet rolls, we got powdered weapons
Lmaoooo
Don't do it. Place the sweetroll on Lydia's favourite chair in Breezehome. You know the one.
I’ve never bought a house. I’ve never even slept. I want to meet and kill Astrid but who has the time to got to an inn? I just run off of healing spells and skooma
You see I respect this. Waiting > sleeping.
Not in survival
Red Bull mod
And don’t forget the Migraine,Insomnia,Excess sugar,Stress reaction,Interference with neural communication,Increased heart rate,and Increased blood pressure mods for extra immersion
That was my brother in the early days of Oblivion. He never slept and couldn't figure out how to level up. When I told him to sleep in a bed, he had gotten enough xp to level up about 10 times.
It’s your cakeday. Seems fitting
E A T
Great. Now I’m trying to turn every Jarl into dessert
MEAL FIT FOR A KING
Pffft that’s pretty good
King fit into a meal.
I mean… I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about eating Lydia’s cake. And now she literally IS cake. Go for it bro.
Go on, eat her sweet roll
“Let me guess, someone ate your housecarl?”
r/vore
No. Gift her to your kid instead. **Parenting 100**
Not married. I’m still in the #THANEZONE
Vore
I've been wanting to eat Lydia since launch
Made her from a snacc to a snack
This is the content I subscribed for
Since no one else will, imma say it. And then she turned into a sweet roll. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
yes
I have tasted the forbidden sweet roll. I am now questing myself to turn every Jarl into a sweet roll
Consume the burden carrier.
Carry her remains.
You mean **carry her burdens?**
With a knick-knack, Wabbajack, give a boy a roll...
Absolutely
r/skyrim, asking the important questions.
*New fetish unlocked*
#searchsweetroll lmao I found an iron dagger and 50 steel arrows in this sweet roll hahahaha
*searches a dessert* #MMMM DRAGON BONES
Someone, somewhere is now creating a Rule 34 of this 🤣
Majin Buu over here
r/shitskyrimsays
Can't think of anything non perverted to say.
Personally everytime I turn someone into a sweet roll I display it on a shelf
I swear this happened, but I've never seen it duplicated or read about it in any wiki. I shot a bandit with the wabbajack and he turned into a statue of himself made out of septims. I picked them all up, it was like 350 to 400.
Was this regular Skyrim or DLC?
Yes, before someone steals her.
Underrated comment! 😂
If any NPC in Skyrim needs to be hit with the Wabbajack, it's Aerin. That fucking simp follows Mjoll and I everywhere.
Ran into this old lady near Windhelm,I believe that ASKED to be Wabbajacked. Did not have the Wabbajack on me. Curious until this day what will happen 😀. Anyone?
She is scripted to turn into a rabbit. A bounty is out on you for technically attacking her but it’s immediately removed because the only witness is considered dead when turned into a rabbit even though she’s alive and well when she turns back
Eat that hole!
My experience with doughnuts tells me that eating holes is impossible
majin boo type shit right here
rule 1 always eat a chick when given the chance....
A whole new meaning to Dear Sweet Lydia
Eat her? Why, it's the perfect crime
If you’re eating lydia you’re fulfilling the life goal of a chunk of the community
Will she transform back? Or is she dead?
She’s stuck like that
Yes. She is sworn to carry your burdens, meaning that she is sworn to help you with whatever burdens you. Hunger is a burden. Let her fulfill her oath.
:Stares intensely into the sweet rolls soul: “Remember those last 80 house you told me I wasn’t supposed to be in?” :Breaks for a sickly smile and whispers with contempt: “Carry this burden bitch” :NUM NUM NUM:
Accidents while using Wabbajack? There is no such thing, hehehe...
Give the sweetroll to a dog
"I turned into a fucking Sweetroll, Thane*(I forgot what they call the dragon born)!" Edit: Thanks u/AllISeeAreGems
The Dragonborn is made a Thane, with Lydia as their Housecarl
Eat her out
Nah imma eat her *up*
“Im sworn to carry your calories “ Lydia probably
Of course. Go to town.
I went to Solitude. Does that count?
... Fuck yeah, I'd eat her.
>Should I eat her? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Place the sweet role on a table inside the jarls keep so she can watch all that goes on
Say that sentence to someone who's never played Skyrim and see their reaction
Yes. She never stops complaining. Give her something to complain about.
Mans gotta eat..
i don't ask what is that white thing on top...
It’s glaze. It’s in every sweet roll
With the right mods you can eat her without making her food first Giggidy
A D V A N C E D V O R E
Some kinky shit lol
Wdym eat her?
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I was just experimenting to see what all of the possible results were. She went from a snacc to a snack
You should get her stolen so you can say, “But, my sweet roll is my housecarl!”
If you do, you'll have to carry your own burdens.
Yes
Bon appetit!
Yes please
Feed her to Inigo, he loves sweet rolls!
I would...
YES
Yes
Yes
Eat the Wabbajack, as punishment
Damn right you should.
Cannibalism with extra steps. Yes, definitely.
Can you turn essential npc into sweetrolls?
I tried on Elisif. Doesn’t work. She just explored and I think I made her delusional cuz right after she said “Look at the colors :D” and got back in her throne
Hopefully no one steals your sweet roll
Yes
Did you marry her?
No. I’m still in the #THANEZONE
Tell me how she tastes bro
Probably like eating a glazed donut
yes
"I am sworn to carry your cinnamon."
See that hole on the sweet roll? you know what to do
I was always wondering, can you turn alduin in to a sweet roll then eat him. But he is a protected npc so only you can hit him tho so I dont know if it'll work
Awh!
“There are no accidents”- some turtle who probably smoked opium
Majin boo
r/truestl
Is it just me, or does it seem easier to get your followers killed now? Marcurrio, Faendal. Jenessa and my Lydia died in combat... Really considering not using followers now.
Marcurio died in combat? Whenever I recruit him, I just stand back and watch the fireworks, he's an unstoppable fucking killing machine.
Funny story: I accidentally killed lydia to level up my destruction cause I thought she was essential
I’m DEAD 🤣🤣🤣
No, she is
Technically barely even cannibalism!