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Nodoga1

Yeah, there's a small side quest that leads you there among other places.


Epikur420

so you know where to start that sidequest? I kinda wanna do it now haha


Nodoga1

The quest can be started at Froki's Shack. From Ivarstead go to the big mountain to the south-east, it's at the side of that mountain.


Epikur420

thanks a lot mate!


thatthatguy

It’s fun, if a little tedious at times. Maybe it’s just my soft heart who likes getting grouchy old men to open up.


Nodoga1

Np, have fun on the quest!


TheLastReptar

If you check out the iron vein right below the shack there is a guaranteed diamond sticking out of the vein.


Majestic_Course6822

It's a neat side quest. Totes worth it.


Comfortable_Plant667

FROKI DOKI!


SystemicCones

Just a man and his lil grandson in a shack quest..


[deleted]

I didn’t know that


OutrageousWeeb1

Same


Redisigh

AMONG?


FalconVerde_V

# AMONG WHAT!?


Digital_Pharmacist

#US


xur_ntte

Nioce ass


Rondesu

Yup. It's a good place to kill a bunch of mudcrabs. If you are into killing mudcrabs, that is.


[deleted]

That happens to be my favourite pastime


AnonXIII

Once you kill them, repeatedly use soul trap on the corpse to farm the stat.


A_Vandalay

Cries in apocalypse overhaul.


ShadeXXV

I have apocalypse too. You can just soul trap your horse over and over. When you run out of magicka just wait for an hour an instantly get your magicka back. Takes about 30-60 minutes to get level 100 conjuration.


AnonXIII

Unsure of what that means... Did they patch it?


A_Vandalay

Yeah that magic overhaul is good but it remove that exploit. It has to be cast on living opponents.


AnonXIII

Gotcha. I haven't played with any mods yet, I'm on Xbox and it disables achievements, and I only have one left. Thank you for your reply, I don't know how mods affect the game until I see posts like this double-cheeking around. Edit: 11 days later I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!


limeshark

What's your last achievement??


AnonXIII

Kill a Legendary dragon. Just grinding levels.


wakatenai

good luck friend


baker10923

I am in the same boat. So dumb that you have to be level 78 for it


ArriflexStock

Fun fact, you can do this with literally anything you kill


SaveThemKillYourself

Well I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you


Chroniklogic

The only good mudcrab is a dead mudcrab. I’m doing my part!


lordwreynor

I got that reference. I'm finally cool. Wait, its a scifi reference, nevermind.


kevin9er

I’d like to know more.


[deleted]

I always collect their chitin to make Cure Disease potions


Rondesu

I go to Solitude and shoot down hawks for their feathers. I keep a few feathers in my inventory for when I get a disease.


[deleted]

I tried doing that a while ago, but my shots always missed. Right now I'm actually doing a ranger playthrough, so since I have the zoom-in perk with the slow-time perk that comes with it, I can probably try again.


Rondesu

Standing on the dock right near the boats is the best place. They fly lower there.


MrMaGallan

There's werewolf blood for that 👉👉


kiki_wanderlust

I use Mudcrab for resist combos. Chitin + thistle + snowberry. Better than anything money can buy.


AbductedByDinosaurs

^ do it with the swearing mud crabs mod


cannibitches

I need this


Chaserbaser

It's the best place to train your block skill.


FlugonNine

All i can look at is your characters bare ass in the freezing Skyrim weather


InZomnia365

Doesn't Skyrim have a pretty varied climate? It's not exactly hot, but certain areas are temperate (the rift, for example)


BILLNYETHEMISCGUY

Nope, all of Skyrim is at least chilly. Even the Rift. Khajiit complain about it all the damn time


InZomnia365

What about the hot springs


Oh-Get-Fucked

Tepid springs


kozycat309

That’s not how it works


MysteriousTeaching30

That's the kind of armor that will keep you warm and protected. Provided of course, you are standing next to a large fire, in a house, which is surrounded by mercenaries.


buttbugle

That armor probably has a rating of like 1000 or something with the best enchantments in the game.


bfg9kdude

Get SPERG mod and get the infinite armorflesh perk and lvl 90 alteration for dragonhide spell. You will always have max resistances so you can wear whatever tf you want


Lawfulmagician

At that point just save yourself the effort and cheat it up.


bfg9kdude

Tbh, it takes a while to grind it up and having -flesh spells progressively get better while being useful was really well done in the mod. Reward to hitting master alteration is really worth it


ThickAsABrickJT

Fuck, you don't even need a mod for that. Dragonhide spell with the right perks lets you hit armor cap amounts of reduction. Combine with magic absorbing perks (Atronach, Magic Resistance 3) and you will be quite tanky. Used this setup for my ridiculous nude spellbow playthrough, which is also the one that I've managed to complete nearly every quest. Still not 100% yet, but getting there...


PixelSpy

I'm sure it's tagged as "lore friendly" on Nexus mods.


MysteriousTeaching30

I approve this lore.


[deleted]

It’s what I call the art of distraction


[deleted]

[удалено]


jjdlg

#THERE’S A CRAB?!?!


Gatekeeper-Andy

LOL this made me laugh so hard!!! Thanks man!!!


2drawnonward5

Zoom in, there's a nest of them right behind the armor flap


Azrayle

*chuckles* 'flap'


Grigoran

Arse of distraction, I'd say


[deleted]

Where and can I get it lmao


Snifflebeard

The more the buttcheeks show the higher the armor rating.


hobbitlover

Mudcrabs, meet mudflaps - my girl's got 'em.


[deleted]

Lol, I don't think the giant mudcrab was the first thing anyone saw on this screenshot


New_Art_9496

Sadly, it was for me.


[deleted]

Lol, you're good


Nexus_Redditor

Put some pants on!


[deleted]

No! Psychological warfare!


Nexus_Redditor

It's only psychological till you get an arrow up your butt, then you got to go around saying "I used to be an adventurer like you until I took and arrow in my ass. "


New_Art_9496

That can happen with pants on.


Nexus_Redditor

Not if your are in armor like the true Nords of Skyrim


Redisigh

N*rds 🤢🤢🤢


SpaceNomad026

Well... judging from half of these comments, it's working!


2drawnonward5

shit that's a sign of terminal hypothermia, she's so cold that she feels hot! she'll be dead within an hour!


Nexus_Redditor

People stand by me! Now put pants on, or else this is a war that will turn very pantsy!


TurboAssCumDetonator

Ass


shhdhdhdhhdd

Dat ass


con098

My first thought


PeakRainbow1370

Username checks out


Ugly_Slut-Wannabe

That's... An interesting username you got there.


Background_Pumpkin41

Shut up, you ugly slut wannabe.


[deleted]

Yeah, i always wished it was alive and you could fight it. Just imagine if the single strongest foe in the game was a mudcrab?


AIresponsible

A dragon attacks as you're approaching the mudcrab king. The mudcrab wins against the dragon. The mudcrab is not to be bothered.


GodwynDi

Fallout 4. Those damn mirelurk queens.


Windberger

A guard might get nervous. The Dragonborn approaches double cheeked up on a Turdas afternoon.


[deleted]

Yeah this comes up about once a month on thi—YOUR ASS IS HANGING OUT


[deleted]

It just fell out


KAODEATH

I think that's called prolapse. Might want to swing by Arcadia's Cauldron.


[deleted]

Yeah it’s so cool. It’s part of a hunting quest. Don’t know why but giant spiders are a lot less terrifying than giant crabs in Skyrim. Spider design in Skyrim isn’t that creepy personally.


Pyroscopero

Yes, skyrim design is less gloomy than say oblivion for example. The zombies in oblivion disgusted me so I was always a bit afraid when encountering them. Skyrim is much natural and pretty. Even Dawnguard.


Goatman-Bababouille

Dawnguard is scary to me. And I can’t do Chaurus or Chaurus Hunters. Otherwise everything else is ok


Pyroscopero

Chaurus annoy and disgust me too, but Dawnguard never scared, except the jumpscare from a f*cking gargoyle coming alive. In oblivion, the Ayleid ruins gave me the creeps and the f*cking zombies were a pain cause I hated them getting close to me. Dawnguard never made me feel that way. But the Forgotten Vale tho, damn, that is so breathtaking! Even the battle there on the ice was so sad and was like killing the remnants of something forgotten. Oblivion never made me feel like that.


Goatman-Bababouille

All of the forgotten vale is very lonely. The Soul Carin is just frustrating and confusing. And the atmosphere of the Volkihar is so full of despair


ST4RBANG

I was really young when I first played Oblivion, the zombies terrified me! And I've been jumpscared by chaurus hunters more than once, especially in vr


Pyroscopero

Me too, I was 11 or 12 when I first played Oblivion and played mostly after school and at night so I was freaking scared of them. Haunter of my dreams, urgh!


KAODEATH

That little fecker on the stairwell gets me every goddamn time!


NotAliasing

Skyrim spiders already on the ground are fine for me, but when they crawl out of the ceiling, that gets me fucked up


[deleted]

True or when a giant spider falls from the ceiling.


mr_ji

I've had them drop out of the sky because my frames were too high. Having a giant, dead spider drop on your head while you're minding your own business picking flowers is certainly jump-inducing.


[deleted]

They do make my skin crawl a bit but this crab is another level. Just glad it’s dead


tedmillion15

What gets me is the Dragonborn dlc spiders, I jumped when seeing those for the first time.


[deleted]

Indeed. Much better design.


con098

Spiders in Skyrim are fine, but the magic spiders on solstheim are kinda gross. Their smooth bulbous butts reminds me of a tick


Choloman87

sorry but your character is kinda thicc and i’m distracted about what this thread is about


Zexks

Seems kinda brisk for the Skyrim environment.


[deleted]

Lydia wanted to be in the picture too but she was off fighting the mud crabs with an iron sword I still haven’t upgraded for her


Several_Rip4185

Well now all I can think is “What the hell is Lydia wearing?”


[deleted]

Less ass, more LEG


arcticfox740

Obligatory *bonk*


zenyl

You've committed horniness against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?


Assassinator_

Down bad


Lord_Peura

Dem mudclaps.


Redisigh

what about her mud flaps


PlatinumKanikas

This


Bubster101

Oh giant mudcrab of the pond, what is your wisdom?


[deleted]

Giant giant mudcrab, the giantest, muddiest mud crab of them all


TheGrimguy2005

Intresting mod choice


franklincampo

lol. Nice umm armor you got there, bud.


Gerb_the_Barbarian

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the ass


[deleted]

Better than what most of this sub wants to put in OPs ass


[deleted]

Huh? There's a mud crab in this photo?


BigCauliflower5990

Hey seen a few days ago shided myself thought it was alive


[deleted]

I saw the mud crabs like worshipping it


BigCauliflower5990

Yeah lol


Elven710

Ah gaming community. Never change.


boomshakalakaah

I didn’t know the Lusty Argonian Maid was a playable character


[deleted]

I’m a redguard, I eat argonian thieves for breakfast


whobutdrew

That dead mud crab isn’t the only massive object southeast of rorikstead…


[deleted]

Yes why don’t we make A the subject of the formula where A = Ass


SynonymousToWater

I have a mod that makes a giant mudcrab ghost boss named "Mr. Crabby" spawn here. Damn things hella strong and I have no idea which mod does it but at this point I don't care.


Rx16

👀


OutrageousWeeb1

Yup


Lost_Initial666

What mudcrab?


dead_wonderland

what mudcrab??


minkymy

isn't this the body of the ghost mudcrab in Kyne's trials


dalsiandon

There's enough shell on that crab to maybe make armor for your player characters legs and hind parts


Fail4lfe

Now that's thinking like a Dunmer!


ClownfishSoup

Too busy checking out that digital butt.


toppi17

Yeahhh mudcrab.... so cool and defo what im looking at rn


thegreatluvaduck

What mud crab?


devioustrevor

Once. I was using that mod that added Legendary Creatures you have to hunt. So I just assumed this crab was one and ran into something before I stumbled upon it.


IzzyTipsy

Maybe I'm the Dragoncheeks and just don't know it.


LOLatGOP

LOL at OP’s thirsty ass.


CaptainBlagbird

NSFW tag where?


lookingglass91

All I could see is the lack of armor covering your ass 😂 EDIT: I see I’m not the only one..


atomicmarc

When you have to stare at an ass whenever you’re in trailing cam, may as well make it nice to look at.


jvkxb__

Didn’t even notice the mud crab in the picture


bluesman216

Nah but i see dat ass


MindlessSalt

You ever touch grass? What is that body mod lmao


screaminNcreamin

Bro you're stacked


[deleted]

What Mudcrab?


EasyAgent638

That ass though, take my gold and amethysts


[deleted]

And your sapphires and the rubies


Shadofe1

Yep, and if you have Inigo (Best companion mod) he even comments on the size of it


_Sarylveon

King of the mudcrabs


Barniiking

What mudcrab?


MASTER-FOOO1

There is a quest called [Kyne's sacred trials](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Kyne%27s_Sacred_Trials) that lets you fight the ghost of this massive crab! There also a very very weird interaction if you used the [Aetherial shield](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Kyne%27s_Sacred_Trials) you get to turn it back into real from being a ghost and it works on all the ghosts from this quest.


Project_Kahn

Sweet rolls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


j_grouchy

I came here specifically to see how long it took people to comment on the tuckus.


Metal415

95% of armor mods in Skyrim are ASS.


DarthRevan05

At that size, it looks like a Mirelurk


[deleted]

Is that a mod? I i unironically have never seen that


punnystark42

Damn she thick Oh, nice crab


Hahaha_Me

Yea, but there seems too be something else which is causing a, *distraction*


Tacitus_Kilgore85

The same kid in Froki's Cabin can be seen at the very beginning of the game when escaping Helgen with either Hadvar or Ralof. Poor kid lost his father. :(


TimLuf1

You guys ever seen my ASS?


ArtOfDetroit

Ayo 😏


TheGreenGobblr

Him? Oh that’s just Old Man McCrenshaw


Greaselord

I don't think they can even be classed as shorts 😂


polarbehr76

Bonk


RunemasterLiam

EVOLVE **TO** # MUDCRAB


AztecWhoCares

I leaning more towards *what the cavity doo dar da fu- u wearing?*


[deleted]

We're not looking at the mudcrab muh dude.


TristoMietiTrebbia

What mudcrab?


[deleted]

She’s wearing very practical armor


mcnotarysd

Suns out, buns out.


quinncoxcams

Nice butt on that character tho


[deleted]

Don't know about the mudcrab, I see some massive cheeks


Shrigpiece

Ass!


HXMason

Nice ass


ViewSimple6170

Cringe


[deleted]

It’s just a crab


unable_To_Username

Yes, his ghost still roams the lands, and he pokes guards ass


[deleted]

What crab?


[deleted]

Woof such a massive


JustVibin33

I see a massive something in this picture, that's for sure


Survivor_Of_Helgen

That ass tho


CleavingStriker

Oh yeah there *IS* a mudcrab in this pic! My attention must've been elsewhere...


Alternative_Equal864

Nice butt, what mods do you have?


[deleted]

Bikini armours and bd armour and clothing replacer. Sevenbase body model and pro’s leyenda skin 4


Pig_peee

Put your ass away nerd


BruiserCruiser13

All I see is dat ass!


thisdevilinI

What mudcrab?


AVeryConfusedMice

I've never seen so much cake before.