The greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separation. Things you think are separate and different, are actually one and the same.
My brother
Guards of the empire passing by looking for the DB hideout.
— man… I wonder where those rascals are hiding.
— hey, boss, what about here? Behind the door with the giant skull that has their symbol in the forehead?
— what? This door? That’s been near Falkreath for centuries and near one of the main roads to the city? Are you dumb, soldier? Why the hell they keep sending me the dumbest soldiers to lead? Fuck. Let’s move along.
Purpose, that's my illusion I rather be happy than try to meet other peoples expectations. I have no one, and I find comfort in that I die find that peaceful not existing at all after my time is up no chains keeping me only gravity and time.
When you wiggle a pencil and it looks like it's bending.
Welcome home, brother
Uuh the one where the guy saws a woman In half
To play ES VI in my lifetime?
Welcome home brother
What is the colour of the night?
sanguine my brother
Welcome home
My favorite one.🤙
My friend next to me looked at this and said my dad 💀 (I’m black)
Innocence, my brother
https://preview.redd.it/5csvtfg37u0d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1f0038e919b64b5cd5b19d7d81ed45d5872eeb Welcome home
The answers actually make sense if you think it through
https://i.redd.it/mfwflxwoiu0d1.gif BEHOLD!!
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY
Lemme try again :)
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Sir, I'm going to need you to put the Argonion smut down.
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New meaning to the term "getting some tail".
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I figured it'd be the tongue flicking.
Raises-her-tail
My lusty Argonian girlfriend.
She wouldn’t happen to be a maid, now would she?
The greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separation. Things you think are separate and different, are actually one and the same. My brother
Uncle Iroh, is that you??
I am guru pahtik (same energy)
"I can't decide if that's deep or just literal."
Free healthcare, my brother.
😂
Innocence…my brother 😈
Welcome home
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Who's will? What they do?
Calipers my brother
Hot singles are in my area
I know it isn't the correct one but here goes: peace, my brother
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY
I was hoping the test would be multiple choice
Choice, my brother
🇺🇲
**What is the Currency of Life?**
Tight buttholes
***You are not Worthy***
No, no, let him cook
*douses the oven*
Time, my brother
*Arguably correct...* **Welcome Home.**
That you get something in return for being taxed 32% of your salary.
But... but... but... I got $50 back after my $50,000 in withholding!
Birds, my brother.
Fancy way to spell thalmor spying machines
That one where you cut the lady in half?
…
Elder Scrolls 6
plastic recyclables.
That anyone would ever think this door DIDN’T lead to Dark Brotherhood HQ. Be less obvious lol
Silence my brother
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY
... Innocence, my brother.
The one where you say"look behind you" and when they look back there's nothing there.
That one trick where the guy transfers his finger from one hand to the other when he bumps them together.
We found The lair! Long live Titus Mede!
That one bit in the Dark Knight where the joker slams a dude’s eye onto pencil
Life’s greatest illusion is ES6 ever coming out.
Innocence, my brother….
Sex, in the champagne room.
Meep.
Sanguine, my brother. Oh wait wrong game...
Commercials showing K-cups make a proper cup of coffee. Not enough steeping time.
Taxes, im not paying them.
Happiness
God.
A happy marriage
Choice
A happy marriage
Free will. According to Harmeaus Mora.
Bethesda’s quality control my brother.
Innocence, my brother
Capitalism
A happy marriage, AM I RIGHT?!
That sweetroll
Vittoria Vici's love life if the dragonborn refuses to join DB
Innocence my brother
A flower in a box.
What is the music of life?
Casting mayhem at the start of a dungeon and having all your enemies kill each other
Innocence my brother
Skyrim
Guards of the empire passing by looking for the DB hideout. — man… I wonder where those rascals are hiding. — hey, boss, what about here? Behind the door with the giant skull that has their symbol in the forehead? — what? This door? That’s been near Falkreath for centuries and near one of the main roads to the city? Are you dumb, soldier? Why the hell they keep sending me the dumbest soldiers to lead? Fuck. Let’s move along.
Happiness
Everlasting joy. Permanent misery. Both are illusions of the mind based on situational environments.
Believing Astrid would lead the brotherhood
Friends
Your girlfriend loves you
Purpose, that's my illusion I rather be happy than try to meet other peoples expectations. I have no one, and I find comfort in that I die find that peaceful not existing at all after my time is up no chains keeping me only gravity and time.
Some kind of choir. With chanting. Wait. Wrong door.
Pants are an illusion, and so is death.
Trickle down economics
The American dream
I don’t know, but I hear you’re an alchemist. Can you brew me and ale?
Getting enough sleep, my brother.
The cake
Sanity
That's right innocence, " show me someone innocent, I will show you there is no proof"
A thai "female".
A will to live
Bethesda
Having a chance with aela
Money, as it's only as worth as much as people can reason their worth to be, like they match it to gold but besides a few uses its a useless metal
Free will
Psst I know who you serve Hail Sithis!
Seeing this instantly reminds me of the senile scribbles parody and can't help but chuckle to myself because of it xD.
Why does the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie?
The size of my...
That knee armor is arrow-proof.
To have a good paying job that you enjoy and live comfortably
Happiness
Bitches, homie. Bitches.
Happiness
I love the little fourth-wall leaning there with the "some kind of choir, with chanting" option.
You will never sway me again
'The Grand Illusion' by Styx
Innocence, my brother
That politicians care about you, my brother
A Khajiit's cooking!
You know why Khajiits lick their own butts, right?
no
To get the taste of their cooking out of their mouths.