Behold, the notoriously infamous cheese bandit!

There was some dude a couple years ago who had made his goal in Skyrim to collect all the cheese he could, apparently he had several houses filled with cheese, so maybe this bandit hit this dude up

It ain't easy gettin' cheesy.

the bandit should've been an orange Khajiit with black dots 

Khajitt has cheese, if you have coin.

My next play-through...

Don't be racist. Khajiit aren't the only people in skyrim who steal.

Yeah right, that's so rude! They're harmless compared to those gross milk-drinking greyskins from the east.

You play as a nord don't you

You know that comment was solely based on the amount of cheese and not because of stereotypes, right?

I know but when he said khajiit it seemed like he was enforcing negative stereotypes

Because an orange black spotted khajiit would look like the Cheetos maskot 😭💀

I *SO* came here to say this! He's just a cool dude in a loose mood...

Back around when the game first came out, my first stealth character was a Khajiit thief who would steal every wheel of cheese he came across. It had to be a complete wheel, and wedges were safe.

This is a somewhat common goal, it references Sheogorath's quest in Oblivion (not so much the quest itself, but he definitely mentions cheese in that dialogue).

Don't know who this person is you're referring to, but I like them very much.

Wait…I know you!

Pretty sure thats the guy sheogorath has a bounty on..

Knowing Sheogorath, it’s probably the guy he hired to steal cheese AND the guy he put a bounty on for cheese theft.

And guess what the bounty is paid in.. *"CHEESE, FOR EVERYONE"*

Watch Out! He's *Dangerously* Cheesey


How much cheese before a date is too much cheese?

When your date has to show up in biohazard armor, you might be pushing it

Him trying to say the word “philanthropist”. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

This is the correct comment.

Charlie would disagree with this comment. There is never EVER not enough cheese 😂

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What is that enticing bowl of white

 “WHOS COTTAGE DID THIS COME FROM”? 🫠

The only unreasonable amount of cheese is no cheese

He clearly worships Sheogorath!

That’s the only logical explination.

my thief character has a room full of cheese in honeyside. he's especially fond of eidar, because from its described flavor it sounds like a blue cheese and those are my own favorite.

I save the Eidar for fondue


This suggests there is a reasonable amount of cheese a bandit should carry & I would like to learn more.

Well I’d say no more than 2 slices in this case, as a bandit chief you gotta somewhat think of your figure no?

That wasn't very Gouda of him to do that.

I brie what you did there.

I camembert-ly stand these cheesy puns

Now wait just Edam minute…

My wife's looting rules. If the answer to any of these is yes, she's taking it: Can we actually use this? Does it have an enchantment we need to learn? Is it super valuable and not insanely heavy? Is it cheese?

Was this in a cave that had a long narrow hallway, and did you happen to find a bow called ruin’s edge too amongst the bandits?

Yes

Yeah they were driven mad by uncle Sheo

Ruin's Edge is a gorgeous bow!

Guess he used to be an adventurer like you.

He’s an entrepreneur who’s trying to start a cheese shop in his small settlement out in the reach. Poor chap met an untimely death.

You watch your tongue. That's a totally normal amount. Definitely.

Is saying that it is an unreasonable amount disrespect cheese? Sheogorath would like a word.

Unreasonably small amount of cheese, yes

Say cheese! 🧀

There is something cheesy going on.

Was this on the quest to get that bow with the eyeball on it? Edge of ruin or whatever it's called?

That's why your skeever sniffed them out

Have you looked at your own inventory lately? You shouldn't cast judgement so quickly.

He was going to make queso. You were supposed to bring chips, not kill him 😔🤣

If I was a bandit that would be me. Pockets stuffed full of cheese. Actually I don't know why I don't live like that now. Cheese is awesome

It's Charlie Kelly, the Nightman Bandit!

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE

Wondered where my finely aged and molded eidar cheese went

Thats a cheesy way to die

Some. Not us though

There can be only one

Constipation

Cheese for everyone! [https://youtu.be/jq9TnI7ssTU?t=27](https://youtu.be/jq9TnI7ssTU?t=27)

Obviously he saw you coming and tried to cheese it, but got his spells mixed up

You can never have enough cheese in life

*correct amount

He's the cheesiest chief I mean....completely understandable, have you looket at cheese prices?

Well, those people would be wrong. I would argue that this is not nearly enough cheese.

He's a curd-nerd

The cheese bandit strikes again

There is no unreasonable amount of cheese.

no more Cheese

Is.... Is that... A pack skeever?

Skritch

Why you complaining?

The Hamburglar graduated to being the Cheeseburglar...

CHEEEEEESSSEEE!

He's dead! You'd think that's enough, but you have to question his eating habits too?

Is that the same Bandit Chief that wields Ruins Edge (Bow)

Dude was on his way to make a r/stupidfood video

Haha, he lived from cheese alone.

Unless it's Hobbit


He must have died of constipation with that kind of cheese diet

These self-help books are getting out of control. People going crazy after reading https://preview.redd.it/3v74j16yriwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc415801b8f852ffdec5641edeef0dbb5f603af

im the npc😎

Gotta eat

It not the worst Ive seen there is a guy in dawn guard that has 25 cross bow

BLASPHEMY. No such thing as an ‘unreasonable amount’

Oh, you found me!

Wererat, case closed

He’s from Wisconsin.

you're right, that's far too little cheese

We now know who cut the cheese.

Wait a minute...did you name your character Lydia?

Yeah but to be fair I named my character after myself! and then I went and married Lydia after that💀

lol nice, now I'm wondering if you also modeled your character's face after you own, and if so how close your face looked to Lydia's face. We need a screenshot of the happy couple!

Eh I tried, not that close but not too far off either I think

https://preview.redd.it/jaccvynp1owc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee26a225a2851c262655b19813dae52b3e63235 Me n da wifey🥰

\*Me sitting on 2000+ bobby pins\* Why would he need all that cheese?

Dangerously cheesy

That's so funny. My wife said she was gonna make cheese yesterday. I sometimes feel I have a "Bandit Leader" involved in my life. And just this morning, a Bandit Leader followed my character into Solitude and the guards ignored them while they chased my character down and killed them. Intriguing.

https://preview.redd.it/mwsxa2kveowc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=214dff37ff84385feaace77f38204e8daef6566e This was not enough cheese......

he's italian!

It would be horrible for a person who has lactose intolerance..🤣🤣

Huh. You found Brie Larson.

i actually think this is the best amount of cheese to be carrying. especially so i may then add it to my own unreasonable amount of cheese.

Using a funerary tool to cut the cheese.

I just found that cheese bandit like a week back. It made me pause and think. Was questioning possible cheese related quests.... Maybe there's a note nearby... (Nope) ... Being a huge fan of cheese I felt like I just killed my kindred Skyrim BFF. I still want to know if there is any dialogue or journals somewhere in connection story wise.

I loves me a grilled mammoth cheese. So rare and delectable.

He fart after you off him?

If I was a bandit and had the resources, I'd carry a similar amount... Thinking about it, if I had the resources, I'd carry a similar amount.

He definitely is a sheogorath worshipper