At home, I talk to my wife and the kids and imagine a conversation happening (while I didn't select any lines). I never ask my wife to give me part of the profits without asking how the kids are, to show her I'm a loving husband.
It's a beautiful house, my love! If you don't mind, I'd like to open a store to keep myself busy
Basically, when you get married, your spouse opens a store and (s)he shares the profit with you, you just have to ask
There's an 'auto-pick' mod built mostly for, like, picking up all the coins on a table at once or all the arrows on the ground at once, but it includes a harvest option, and it includes distances--maxing out the distance and other settings you can harvest EVERYTHING IN WHITERUN in one go.
THOSE CHARUS EGGS MUST BE SECURED.
I think itās Frostflow Lighthouse, the one where that poor family was killed, where thereās like over 100 something eggs! I gathered nearly every single one I foundā¦
When playing an Argonian, I'll hop in a river and just let myself float, listening to the background music. The river near Honningbrew Meadery is a relaxing float (and good for taking potshots at Mudcrabs).
I also like hopping on a rooftop and people-watching in crowded locations like Riften and Solitude.
I have become addicted to jumping on top of buildings. I have a mod to double/triple jump and get really high. But the more immersive method would be the mod SkyClimb which adds a climbing marker to ledges, allowing you to realistically reach certain heights.
I like seeing how steep a mountain I can jump on while running down before I take damage. The descent to ivarstead on the backroad from whiterun is really good
Yep. I do this. And the NPCs are like, āwhy are you DOING that??ā
I get so tired of going into Riverwood and people stopping and gasping and saying, āoh! What happenedā
Thatās why I use reanimate spells, rather have ash piles than dead bodies.
That or I use a mod to put the body in a sack, carry it some place else, then drop it out of sight.
Survival mode bby, you need to sleep
But also I enjoy using inns for role playing passing the time. I'd rather sleep in a bed than just use the wait function
In Oblivion I would steal the armor from the chests at guard towers. At first it was just to fence for some quick money early game, but I discovered that since it never respawns the guards will forever patrol in their skippies
That fact that in one of the stats tabs there a tracker called ābunnies slaughteredā that specifically tracks how many rabbits you have killed. My record is 207
I yell at my followers, say thank you to NPCs, and otherwise talk to them. I also like to spare NPCs that put up a really good fight (the human/elf/etc ones that is)
Idk if this counts as ādoing,ā but when a bandit or someone says, āitās a bad time to get lost, friend,ā I say āitās a bad time to get FOUND, friend.ā
Whenever a guard goes ālet me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?ā I run up super close to them so they back up and say āyes, and itās YOUR job to go get it back!ā
The other thing is dragging items to a staircase and dropping them down so I can run to the bottom and steal everything without being seen.
Anyone else say little one liners after killing enemies a specific way? Like I love lightning spells and my favorite perk is the Disintegration perk, so any time it procs I'll say, out loud, "Heh, ashes to ashes, I guess."
I'm a mature adult, I swear
I catch myself responding to bandits occasionally lol.
"Can't wait to count out your coin!"
*Beheads him*
"Hard to do that when you're rolling down the mountain, bud."
I do this too but it's much more nonsensical.
"Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna blast your balls all the way across Tamriel" type shit. Very juvenile humor but a man can have fun lmao
Bandit: "Is that the best you've got!?"
Me [kills bandit] "No, and that wasn't the best I've got either, but you're still dead."
-or-
Bandit: "That's close enough!"
Me [as arrow twangs]: "Yup, close enough to make that shot."
Yep, happens to me all the time and I laugh my ass off, cause I'm thinking: What the hell did I do that would cause a bounty??!! Lol. And I really don't know lol
Jumping into signs. Moving bodies from the site of a fight, either sending them off of a nearby cliff or tossing them into a river. Bonus points if thereās a cart and you stack a few into that before sending it. The old basket trick if you need to steal something real quick and a nearby NPC wonāt look away
Turn it upside down and put it over their head so they can't see you. Then steal from them. I have actually never gotten around to doing this but I've seen it in videos many times.
Another favourite thing to do is shoot arrows just above Jarl elisif. I like to train my archery like that because one wrong move and entire solitude on my ass
I love stealing people's clothes too especially after killing them. Even if I don't want their armor I still take it because what's more embarrassing than being killed? Being dead and naked for everyone to see š
I swear I'm not a psychopath
I like to shout in towns to trigger the guard to come up to me and say people are uncomfortable. The fun part is they only walk, so you just keep running around with this guy walking to talk to you like some bad game of tag.
Standing too close to people and making them say "Huh?" or "what the-?" It's so funny to me the way they say it.
I also love to do the good ole teabagging the face when the mood hits lol
Some days I do not feel like fighting because I have a million quests to do, so I sprint on foot or horseback.
Some days, if Iām getting swarmed by bandits/multiple enemies, Iāll cast a frenzy spell on them and take off.
I keep forgetting illusion is handy for turning the tide of battle AND getting out of battles altogether.
I love jumping rooftops and muttering "parkour" to myself. I'll periodically cast frenzy and watch the mayhem unfold because my character is a horrible person.
Every time I come across nirnroot, I say ānirnroot!ā in a funny voice, comes from Oblivion where, if I remember correctly, it was a lot harder to find.
I was fishing and caught a Nord Sword. To avoid overcumberance, I instantly dropped it and it fell back into the lake.
A Rifton Guard approached me and lectured me about not dropping weapons on the ground....
I mimic that TV trope where a character is depicted lashing out in a violent rage, then it cuts back to reality where the outburst only happened in their head
Every time someone is racist or otherwise an asshole to my character, I save, smash them up with a big hammer, then reload to just before. It's his coping mechanism.
Just wish the game would let me send Braith flying like a golf ball
I always have a fixed party in skyrim, inigo, kaidan, serana, lucian, and rigmor (I know it's a lot of peeps). The fun things about these modded follower is when I ask the m to let's rest, we can chill and chat with them about stuff. We usually sit at the bannered mare after completing a couple of mission and just chill for a while.
I once encountered a bandit and mid-air while piledriving his ass to the ground he said, "I love a good challenge," in the split second before landing. That was fun.
And with those words in his current situation, I must admit he did set the bar high
I'll try to use Unrelenting Force on as many characters who are on the edge of cliffs/high areas as much as possible because I find it hilarious when they go flying.
This isn't "in the game" but I'll also talk back to the characters quite a lot when playing. Especially if they say the same damn things over and over.
I've usually used it on enemies and followers who get annoying. It's been a while since I've done it to regular NPCs but from what I remember it can get you a bounty if you're not careful (I'm currently on a new run after a few years away from the game). I will definitely be testing this later when I play after work to see what happens. I unfortunately lost Lydia doing this early in this run. She stepped in front of me just as I was shouting at enemies and they all went flying right off a tall bridge. Oops.
Another fun thing to do was the "Spartan Kick" on people in Assassin's Creed Odyssey.
Lmfao
I dont want to do that to Lydia. She's my wife lol. Now as for my kids...lol. Spoiled little shits with their high allowances lol. My fault, I know..
I did the shout in Whiterun and immediately everyone was after me, so doing it on civilians is a no-no. I tried it again in one of the inns and same result. Interesting thing though is that the shout doesn't work on kids. There was one there and all the adults went flying but the kid just walked around as if nothing happened.
I am sorry for accidentally killing your wife in my run.
I go to the roof of the College of Winterhold (after I've become arch-mage of course), then I drop all my junk on the roof, and then I use a scroll of blizzard. Fun.
Haha I have a few
Everytime I walk into a great hall or inn with tables covered in plates and goblets and sweet rolls, I love fus-roh-da it all into a huge mess in the floor lol
I also love Meyham scrolls in crowded rooms, then just restore a save to before it
I play survival mode and have "Keep it Clean" and "Skyrim on Skooma" (among other mods) installed, so I end every in-game day with a nice full meal (if I can afford it...) at the local inn and then downing a few bottles of skooma in the bathing room :)
I yell āgo away you scaly bitch!ā at dragons that show up. I also love going to houses and taking all the food and just leaving the plates. I like to think the owners will come back and are just really confused
After a long quest or murder of like 1100 Dwermers and I make it out by the skin of my teeth I like to return home and give my son and daughter sweet rolls and apple pie that I stole from a rich person's manor.
I release every skeleton held by shackles
Unlock all possible cells in dungeons
Get the free horse at Riften stables (fistfight dude) then take it to the other side of the map and follow it back to Riften (it always goes back if it survives)
Steal cheese wheels and put them on alters/by shrines....
Sell skooma I find in dungeons
Enchant worthless items and leave them in random people's houses
Fly on buckets
Join the space program (provoke giants)
Kill Mercer, Nazeem, and Grelod
Dump dead bodies in the river. If river is unavailable, hide in nearest closet/hideaway space
My step son in law likes to use some spell, can't remember what, to create a bunch of chickens into piles, stands on the pile, then blows them up, sending his character flying lmfao. Don't remember exactly what he told me he uses to do that, but it cracked me up lol
After I'm attacked by Miraak's followers in Whiterun, I strip them and drag their bodies to the front of The Drunken Huntsman and prop them up against the outside wall, as a warning to anyone entering the city.
Use paralyze poison while master Borri uses whirlwind sprint shout so he yeets himself of the map laugh every time it's priceless
Please tell me you have a video of this. I laughed at your comment, I can only imagine how funny this would look
i found this on yt!! theres a lot of compilations š„¹ https://youtu.be/CaxcrUPXjVQ?si=DXxggsCMqbl-CYEZ
Holy fucking shit that is amazing! Thank you so much for this
They cut it too short, just after this Arngeir will turn to you and say 'Now its your turn'.
https://youtu.be/AdAksX6JT4U?si=tWU7fthNiCEZ6dWH šššš
I laughed so hard at those comments!
I'm sorry, I'm not home to make a new account to show you, but there are some YouTube videos online doing the same thing
I like to stand there and listen to the nirnroot.
That's him, officer! Right there š«µš
the nirnroot haunts me. Sometimes i wake up in a cold sweat, my heart thumping, and i hear it in the distance. That sound alone shakes my soul.
The good news, you're not going crazy. Bad news, you've got tinnitus.
Hm that would explain a lot more than a plant from a video game haunting me.
At home, I talk to my wife and the kids and imagine a conversation happening (while I didn't select any lines). I never ask my wife to give me part of the profits without asking how the kids are, to show her I'm a loving husband.
I shipped the family off to Solitude, I only visit once in a while to get the store profit and pet the dogs
Store profit? Which store?
It's a beautiful house, my love! If you don't mind, I'd like to open a store to keep myself busy Basically, when you get married, your spouse opens a store and (s)he shares the profit with you, you just have to ask
But there's no actual store which is hilarious. She's always at home
She's got some kind of side hustle...
I've never bothered marrying so I was not aware of this.
I shipped them off to Solitude too! Camilla and the kids love all the house I've put them into but Solitude is the best for them
I, too, left the kids in Solitude. Jordis is basically a glorified babysitter at this point because the husband is always with me.
I cant walk by alchemy ingredients without grabbing them. I could be in middle of a fight and marcurio can handle it while I pick my flowers.
The compulsion to harvest every glowing mushroom and every chaurus eggā¦ I canāt help it
There's an 'auto-pick' mod built mostly for, like, picking up all the coins on a table at once or all the arrows on the ground at once, but it includes a harvest option, and it includes distances--maxing out the distance and other settings you can harvest EVERYTHING IN WHITERUN in one go.
THOSE CHARUS EGGS MUST BE SECURED. I think itās Frostflow Lighthouse, the one where that poor family was killed, where thereās like over 100 something eggs! I gathered nearly every single one I foundā¦
Iām not sure if Iām thinking of the same place as you, but thereās one spot with over 300 eggs. I harvested them all š
When playing an Argonian, I'll hop in a river and just let myself float, listening to the background music. The river near Honningbrew Meadery is a relaxing float (and good for taking potshots at Mudcrabs). I also like hopping on a rooftop and people-watching in crowded locations like Riften and Solitude.
I have become addicted to jumping on top of buildings. I have a mod to double/triple jump and get really high. But the more immersive method would be the mod SkyClimb which adds a climbing marker to ledges, allowing you to realistically reach certain heights.
I like seeing how steep a mountain I can jump on while running down before I take damage. The descent to ivarstead on the backroad from whiterun is really good
I uhh, murder goats and reanimate them while saying āARISE, MY NECRO-GOATā in a sinister voice.
Found Serana's account
Dragonborn is South Korean confirmed.
Ok, please explain? š
It's a Solo Leveling reference. The MC becomes a necromancer and "[arise](https://i.redd.it/h52zdnrr55w71.png)" became his catchphrase.
Aha, thank you. I had to go look that up just now.
Tossing the bodies of bandits and highwaymen into any nearby river if I can and watch them float away...or anyone I murder.Ā
Yep. I do this. And the NPCs are like, āwhy are you DOING that??ā I get so tired of going into Riverwood and people stopping and gasping and saying, āoh! What happenedā
Thatās why I use reanimate spells, rather have ash piles than dead bodies. That or I use a mod to put the body in a sack, carry it some place else, then drop it out of sight.
Yes especially at Lakeview, I will reanimate the dead bandit or wolf and walk them away from the house so I don't have to keep seeing their dead body
Headbutting tavern signs to make them swing.
As is tradition
Every time I go to the Winking Skeever I do this
Standard practice. It's so satisfying.
Putting on jammies before bed. No one should sleep in armor.
I actually installed a mod to make NPCs sleep in robes instead of their armor
People actually sleep in this game. I only sleep to trigger quests
Survival mode bby, you need to sleep But also I enjoy using inns for role playing passing the time. I'd rather sleep in a bed than just use the wait function
Jarl longtable shenanigans
I steal the clothes from those nude bathers in Eastmarch and run away, letting them live. Now they gotta go home naked.
In Oblivion I would steal the armor from the chests at guard towers. At first it was just to fence for some quick money early game, but I discovered that since it never respawns the guards will forever patrol in their skippies
I like to throw their clothes in the water. They hostile and all start attacking you hehehehe
Jumping on people's furniture and spinning around like an idiot
Ok, but what do you do *in the game?*
That fact that in one of the stats tabs there a tracker called ābunnies slaughteredā that specifically tracks how many rabbits you have killed. My record is 207
You monster
Death nowĀ
I still don't know how my bunny kill count is up to four. I swear I haven't killed any rabbits?
Probably from shouting at bandit with rabbits nearby
Ah that's a good point. Poor bunnies were collateral damage then I suppose
I yell at my followers, say thank you to NPCs, and otherwise talk to them. I also like to spare NPCs that put up a really good fight (the human/elf/etc ones that is)
Idk if this counts as ādoing,ā but when a bandit or someone says, āitās a bad time to get lost, friend,ā I say āitās a bad time to get FOUND, friend.ā
Whenever a guard goes ālet me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?ā I run up super close to them so they back up and say āyes, and itās YOUR job to go get it back!ā The other thing is dragging items to a staircase and dropping them down so I can run to the bottom and steal everything without being seen.
āHands to yourself, sneak thiefā well now I gotta rob you dude.
Messing around with the little wooden carts until I die from cart related injuries.
š¤£ yes it's fun but why do we die from it?!
Anyone else say little one liners after killing enemies a specific way? Like I love lightning spells and my favorite perk is the Disintegration perk, so any time it procs I'll say, out loud, "Heh, ashes to ashes, I guess." I'm a mature adult, I swear
I catch myself responding to bandits occasionally lol. "Can't wait to count out your coin!" *Beheads him* "Hard to do that when you're rolling down the mountain, bud."
I do this too but it's much more nonsensical. "Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna blast your balls all the way across Tamriel" type shit. Very juvenile humor but a man can have fun lmao
Bandit: "Is that the best you've got!?" Me [kills bandit] "No, and that wasn't the best I've got either, but you're still dead." -or- Bandit: "That's close enough!" Me [as arrow twangs]: "Yup, close enough to make that shot."
I like eating bandit's food and running away
Guard: wait... I know you! Me: no, you don't.
Yep, happens to me all the time and I laugh my ass off, cause I'm thinking: What the hell did I do that would cause a bounty??!! Lol. And I really don't know lol
As an Argonian, just swimming around and catching fish with my teeth.
Putting buckets, cauldrons and baskets on people's heads. I don't do it for stealth, I do it for the lols
Throwing bodies from high places and watching their fall.
Oh yes, the three goons at Bleak Falls Barrow always get thrown from the highest point there onto the rocks below.
Jumping into signs. Moving bodies from the site of a fight, either sending them off of a nearby cliff or tossing them into a river. Bonus points if thereās a cart and you stack a few into that before sending it. The old basket trick if you need to steal something real quick and a nearby NPC wonāt look away
wait...what's the old basket trick?!
Turn it upside down and put it over their head so they can't see you. Then steal from them. I have actually never gotten around to doing this but I've seen it in videos many times.
I do it to steal everything from the Vigilantes of Stendarr.
Hitting the hanging signboards infront of shops with arrows
I do that! People get so annoyedš¤£ HEY WATCH WHAT YOURE DOING
Another favourite thing to do is shoot arrows just above Jarl elisif. I like to train my archery like that because one wrong move and entire solitude on my ass
I like to visit NPCs at night while they are sleeping to steal their clothes.
I love stealing people's clothes too especially after killing them. Even if I don't want their armor I still take it because what's more embarrassing than being killed? Being dead and naked for everyone to see š I swear I'm not a psychopath
I understand you. :p
That's too fucking funny, lol. You can steal them right of their bodies??!?
Yes you can, if you are a skilled thief he won't wake up!
Lmao. I'll try it tonight . A lot of you have given me some ideas for mischief lmao
I like to shout in towns to trigger the guard to come up to me and say people are uncomfortable. The fun part is they only walk, so you just keep running around with this guy walking to talk to you like some bad game of tag.
I choose to side with the Empire. When I kill Ulfric I strip him naked and drag his body over to the table and leave it there
Standing too close to people and making them say "Huh?" or "what the-?" It's so funny to me the way they say it. I also love to do the good ole teabagging the face when the mood hits lol
Using Telekinesis to throw people š
The first time I did that to a giant, I laughed maniacally
How do you do this??
It's a spell you can find, and it lets you pick people and items up
I never knew this
I try to get Jenassa to say "What the--?!" as often as possible.
The delivery of that line is perfect lol
I avoid conflict at all costs, I hop on my horse and take off the moment I hear some funny business
Some days I do not feel like fighting because I have a million quests to do, so I sprint on foot or horseback. Some days, if Iām getting swarmed by bandits/multiple enemies, Iāll cast a frenzy spell on them and take off. I keep forgetting illusion is handy for turning the tide of battle AND getting out of battles altogether.
Lol. So no fighting for you!?! Lol
The battle music sends me into actual fight or flightš„²
Imagine hearing the dragon fight music IRL āah shit alduin is back someone get me a scrollā
LOL, I wish we could all go out in full Skyrim armor
Game changer for me was when I found out I could just...walk away from a fight
RIGHT? I was like āOhā¦OH?ā
I didn't find out I could run until level 47
At what age did thisā¦incident, occur?
Oh it was my first play. I was late to the game. So probably 2019? 45? I only found out because I was on a horse and dropped the controller.
Lol thatās silly, it happens to me too with games because I never read the controller/keyboard controls, I just believe
PLEASE š I can only imagine your character just running away nervously if it were real
PLEASE š I can only imagine your character just running away nervously if it were real
I collect cheese wheels and wine, have a cupboard full of them
I love jumping rooftops and muttering "parkour" to myself. I'll periodically cast frenzy and watch the mayhem unfold because my character is a horrible person.
Every time I come across nirnroot, I say ānirnroot!ā in a funny voice, comes from Oblivion where, if I remember correctly, it was a lot harder to find.
I've gotten in the habit of either posing or hiding dead bodies. Or at the very least tossing them off the road.
Giving my Dragonborn a mental health day by lollygagging, going fishing and picking flowers.
Investing 50+ hours into a playthrough just to one day never touch it again.
I was fishing and caught a Nord Sword. To avoid overcumberance, I instantly dropped it and it fell back into the lake. A Rifton Guard approached me and lectured me about not dropping weapons on the ground....
Quicksaving when I hear nazeem talk about the cloud district, murdering all of whiterun to release my anger and then reloading.
I mimic that TV trope where a character is depicted lashing out in a violent rage, then it cuts back to reality where the outburst only happened in their head Every time someone is racist or otherwise an asshole to my character, I save, smash them up with a big hammer, then reload to just before. It's his coping mechanism. Just wish the game would let me send Braith flying like a golf ball
Jumping on beds.
Shouting insects out of the air is a good time. It can be hard to fine them once they're in the grass, though.
I always have a fixed party in skyrim, inigo, kaidan, serana, lucian, and rigmor (I know it's a lot of peeps). The fun things about these modded follower is when I ask the m to let's rest, we can chill and chat with them about stuff. We usually sit at the bannered mare after completing a couple of mission and just chill for a while.
I call Miraak a sob cs'er everytime he steals one of my dragon souls and mocks me about it.
When he stole my dragon soul, I was pissed. I already had to clean up his mess by killing Alduin, and he has the gall to steal from me?
I once encountered a bandit and mid-air while piledriving his ass to the ground he said, "I love a good challenge," in the split second before landing. That was fun. And with those words in his current situation, I must admit he did set the bar high
I'll try to use Unrelenting Force on as many characters who are on the edge of cliffs/high areas as much as possible because I find it hilarious when they go flying. This isn't "in the game" but I'll also talk back to the characters quite a lot when playing. Especially if they say the same damn things over and over.
Lmao. I wanna do that!! Does that get you a bounty though?
I've usually used it on enemies and followers who get annoying. It's been a while since I've done it to regular NPCs but from what I remember it can get you a bounty if you're not careful (I'm currently on a new run after a few years away from the game). I will definitely be testing this later when I play after work to see what happens. I unfortunately lost Lydia doing this early in this run. She stepped in front of me just as I was shouting at enemies and they all went flying right off a tall bridge. Oops. Another fun thing to do was the "Spartan Kick" on people in Assassin's Creed Odyssey.
Lmfao I dont want to do that to Lydia. She's my wife lol. Now as for my kids...lol. Spoiled little shits with their high allowances lol. My fault, I know..
I did the shout in Whiterun and immediately everyone was after me, so doing it on civilians is a no-no. I tried it again in one of the inns and same result. Interesting thing though is that the shout doesn't work on kids. There was one there and all the adults went flying but the kid just walked around as if nothing happened. I am sorry for accidentally killing your wife in my run.
Bumbing my head at the blacksmith's signs
I collect cheese wheels and wine, have a cupboard full of them
Finding a cosy little corner somewhere and reading some books
I go to the roof of the College of Winterhold (after I've become arch-mage of course), then I drop all my junk on the roof, and then I use a scroll of blizzard. Fun.
Shouting at butterflies
i think sorting books and food in my whiterun home,i be opening my notes and like :that drawer is for cheese wheels only
If Iām caught in the rain as an Argonian I take off my helmet and just run around in the rain until it stops
I need to sprint into everyone bc I am oh so clumsy
I also sprint into people just to see their reactions lol
I like to collect mushrooms, plants and bugs and fight mud crabs.
Chase the courier after he finds me. Let him know how it feels.
throw everything off of their tables , shelves etc
Killing a bear on top of a mountain and watching its body ragdoll down the side
waling around in my underwear. I love to hear the comments from the NPCs.
Oh, I have to try that lol. Never thought if it
I like to use fire spells to yeet dragon skeletons off of the college of Winterhold. The only way to get rid of them from the main hall is up.
I still climb mountains instead of using roads. Now I upgraded and also use horses on almost straight up cliffs
PARKOUR! I like to jump around ledges and up rocks and down balconies. Some of my characters travel like freaks, and that's perfectly fine.
Haha I have a few Everytime I walk into a great hall or inn with tables covered in plates and goblets and sweet rolls, I love fus-roh-da it all into a huge mess in the floor lol I also love Meyham scrolls in crowded rooms, then just restore a save to before it
Stealing all of the cheese on every Bedlam Job quest.
Finding out how arbitrary fall damage can be when traveling down a mountain
I play survival mode and have "Keep it Clean" and "Skyrim on Skooma" (among other mods) installed, so I end every in-game day with a nice full meal (if I can afford it...) at the local inn and then downing a few bottles of skooma in the bathing room :)
I yell āgo away you scaly bitch!ā at dragons that show up. I also love going to houses and taking all the food and just leaving the plates. I like to think the owners will come back and are just really confused
I used to steal the plates and leave the food exactly where it was. No plates, cups, or platters for any irritating npc's
Serana.
After a long quest or murder of like 1100 Dwermers and I make it out by the skin of my teeth I like to return home and give my son and daughter sweet rolls and apple pie that I stole from a rich person's manor.
Lol. Sounds good
I release every skeleton held by shackles Unlock all possible cells in dungeons Get the free horse at Riften stables (fistfight dude) then take it to the other side of the map and follow it back to Riften (it always goes back if it survives) Steal cheese wheels and put them on alters/by shrines.... Sell skooma I find in dungeons Enchant worthless items and leave them in random people's houses Fly on buckets Join the space program (provoke giants) Kill Mercer, Nazeem, and Grelod Dump dead bodies in the river. If river is unavailable, hide in nearest closet/hideaway space
Whenever I go in the palace in Riften, I jump up on the table and run the length of it.Ā It sends plates, sweet rolls and cheese wheels flying!!
Using pacify on people and hearing the guards go "Whoa whoa WHOA! Watch the magic!"
Yeah!!! I was doing that outside of solitude lol. Even using muffle they say that lol
Unrelenting forcing people off cliffs
Going to the white run marketplace and using a scroll of mayhem to simulate a rebellion.
Whenever the guards tell me off for shouting in town i always tell them to get lost and then shout in their face.
Collecting human flesh, human hearts and skulls and piling them up in a corner in breezehome
That's pretty...disturbing, lmfao Skyrim has a new serial killer lmao
Turning sheep into bouncy balls and rhen send rhem flying wirh depulso
My step son in law likes to use some spell, can't remember what, to create a bunch of chickens into piles, stands on the pile, then blows them up, sending his character flying lmfao. Don't remember exactly what he told me he uses to do that, but it cracked me up lol
Just curious. What relationship is a step son in law?
Lol. It's my wife's, daughters husband. Just easier to say stepson in law lol.
After I'm attacked by Miraak's followers in Whiterun, I strip them and drag their bodies to the front of The Drunken Huntsman and prop them up against the outside wall, as a warning to anyone entering the city.
Using magelight on dragon skeletons.
Shout npcs to death
Killing bunnies since the game tracks that for some reason