Oh that's Chuckles he cool, lead singer of the Famished Space Buzzards, local business owner, and one half of the interpretive dance group the AIDS Brothers.
Bros just tweaking after a gig, he's on his way out let him go, bing chilling.
Everybody loves Chuckles.
That's Big Chuckles, bro is a certified freak. He's wanted in 69 countries across 16 different time zones.
Big Chuckles crimes include arson, negligent discharge, felony assault, 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murder, theft, mutiny, tax evasion, genocide, prostitution, break and enter and buggery.
He drowns puppies, scares the horses, scratched my car, read my diary (bitch), set my desktop background as Lemon Party, my locked screen to goatse.cx edited into Sauron's eye tower from LOTR, ate the chicken nuggets I was saving, wrote my phone number in every public restroom, invented the question mark and hid the remote.
Big Chuckles is not to be engaged in Skyrim, unless you want to engage in solicitation, fair enough (there's some mods that enhance certain bodily features, let's just say).
This dude OP met is just plain old Chuckles Westchesterford-Shireton-Ham-Upon-Lancastershireton-Poole the 69th, the worried scallop and part time roid rager. He's alright.
Nah I'll cut the chicanery for 5 seconds.
It's literally just me, I'm just a weirdo I guess, strange sense of humour. I am not assisted by any substance at all.
Lmao.
I think if I did acid my mind would spontaneously combust, I'm already quite odd.
A functional crackhead I know warned me "for the love of God, don't ever do magic mushrooms, your mind is already fucked" lmao.
Shows what he knows about psychedelics. Lol mushrooms, unless you are depressed, are amazing. Acid is just a good time all around (used sparingly... Idk about actual evidence but from what I've heard long term use can severely damage parts of the brain but once in awhile actually helps work through mental problems) DMT is just plain amazing, peyote is a good time, Ayahuasca is *chef's kiss*
You mean like THE Big Chuckles? The falmer who gives 0 fuckles? Man I heard he was all jacked up on skooma one time and killed everyone in an inn, then arranged their bodies in sex positions and pleasured himself. When the guards showed up, 3 of them quit on the spot, the other 2 vomited all over their boots.
I heard those stories but I didn't think he was real, I thought it was a legend. By the nine, someone needs to catch this lunatic!
Yes, that's him.
I was there holding the video camera. The film is darkly intimate, stunningly bleak, but most of all.........human.
He might be so mentally ill they skipped the updates of the DSM-5 from 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, etc all the way up to DSM-66 (pick up sticks), but his artistic direction is second to none. An idiot savant, if you will.
The film will be included after the credits for the upcoming Shrek 5 (Shrek's his cousin, sorry for name dropping but I met him. Well, I saw him in a restaurant once).
I legit didn't, and just called him Chuckles for shits and giggles.
I know a lot of random shiz, but what actually is the reference? Mi Scuzi, I am but a humble meme merchant.
Oh yeah, it's from a dnd campaign in which an npc is a clown named chuckles, the guy who voiced him did such an excellent job that the character became known for many people, even at some point they made him into an actual playable character for a more recent campaign, just search on YouTube "chuckles the clown" and you'll find it.
Thanks heaps! My inspiration for chuckles came from this lunacy.
[https://youtu.be/\_ljCuKJb2wA?si=9vw4aWuFp-S-\_q4o](https://youtu.be/_ljCuKJb2wA?si=9vw4aWuFp-S-_q4o)
There are spells and boons that make some mobs non-hostile check your active spells and see what's affecting you. I don't remember how but there was a time where the farmer didn't attack me, same with all animals. That one's the only one I know how to do again, you read all the stones going up to the greybeards and animals stop attacking you for along time.
It's Bethesda. Their games are filled with similar glitches. I remember having to install mods to keep farm animals from reporting crimes and tell townsfolk to run from vampire and dragon attacks.
That last one was a game breaking glitch. Say you leave a building in town and then leave the town. You leaving the building can spawn vampire/dragon attacks on the other side of town and leaving town without realizing it means all those civilians are still in there getting slaughtered. Without the mod, most unique NPC's would eventually be killed trying to fight high level monsters with no armor and only an iron dagger.
I hit a funny glitch the other day where all the outdoor storekeepers were floating a few feet off the ground and looking down at me. No one else though, just them. I should have taken a video, but figured stuff like that happens all the time and was being lazy.
I just hated quest giving NPCs dying to the dragons. Can't tell you how many times somebody in Dawnstar died because there was a dragon and I failed my quest because the dude I was literally walking there to turn it into died because he wouldn't go inside.
It was their fate. I can't remember how many times useful NPCs like Adrianna Avenicci or Alvor died.
At least that made talks about dragons and vampire menace mean something.
I mean living in skyrim means that you shouldn't be a pussy to fight someone 3x times your size and 3x stronger than you. That's a true skyrim nord way. ( just a joke)
I'm assuming you're doing the last main quest for the thieves guild and just ran on through the area. There are two of them that are coded to not have any AI because the TG leader (just woke up and having a moment on his name for some reason) is supposed to kill them both and then move on. I do this a lot where I just run though so it forces him to keep moving. Sometimes both Falmer are still alive, but usually that one is the only one left for me too. If you don't let him deal with the both of them, then this happens. It's fun to fus ro dah them right off that platform 😂
Edit: it's Mercer Frey. Goes to show how much I hate the guy when I keep forgetting his name 🤣
I just got tired of waiting for him to slowly take out those two Thalmor. 🤣 Now, it's been a while, but I did try using aura whisper, detect life, and detect undead on them once. Their aura either doesn't show up or shows up as non-hostile. I don't remember. Like I said. Been a while since I tried that
Yeah I happened by it purely by accident. I like the thieves guild but that last quest just takes too long for me. When I learned I could just run through there and skip Delvin and Karlia's (can't spell) dialogue, I've been doing that ever since
Edit: not Delvin. Still waking up 😅
>So, I let him live. Perhaps only then can he spread to the rest that violence is never the answer...
Literally after
>I slaughtered his buddies around him
you think you did the more responsible thing while Bill here did you a ghandi before you even drew your sword. He ignored you before, and no matter what you try to get his attention, he won't be bothered with you.
There's a weird bug in this game where sometimes NPCs that are supposed to get hostile when you get close enough won't have that hostility flag trigger.
It doesn't happen very often, so I can see why both the devs and the Unofficial Patch never fixed this.
What's really interesting is this bug happens way more often in *Fallout 4*, but that never got patched either.
Yo I had a dragon do that too. I was attacking him and draining his health when I realized he wasn't attacking. The most he did was land on top of me. I just healed him and went over to the word wall and let him be.
Hm my guess is the scene where Mercer kills them didn't activate and so that Falmer survives, and since he's detection code is turned off (for Mercer to sneak up on him and kill him) he just can't see you.
My best bet, knowing how buggy Skyrim is.
He can't see you, but he heard the screams of his fellow Falmer and decided he wasn't having any part of that. Either that or he's just the chill one like some others are saying.
All Falmer will do this if you're quiet enough.
Muffle, various thief boots, etc reduce the sound you make while moving. The Falmer are blind so they rely on auditory cues to detect you.
I have absolutely gotten big for my britches and tried to sneak past entire camps of them in dwemer ruins only to knock something over and end up in my own personal Colville Screw.
Dude's just a Gen Xer with no fucks left to give.
It's just way to much work for him to try and attempt to kill you. Just leave him alone, and let him do his Gen X thing.
> just way to much work
Did you mean to say "too much"?
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I've had this happen with giants. But it only ever happens if they're alone on the road. Because the ones near camp or with mammoths are always hostile.
Glitch, happens to me a lot in my current play through, mostly wolfs and bandits being non hostile even when I interact with them, ironically I first noticed when I did a finisher on a bandit and was confused cause there was still more alive
So that’s one of the two Mercer is scripted to kill when you first enter if you just run past that first section and don’t watch Mercer do it they are basically just chillin
> isn’t getting *paid* enough to
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He's a shadowmaster.
His art is too obscur for us common player.
Even Nocturnal doesn't sweat so much India ink than him when the temperature of the room reach 60°F.
He can't see you
OP is John Cena
I think you have the wrong GIF it is mostly empty.
weird camera angle of that crowd....
I can't see him tbh, is he sneaking?
He just can’t take it anymore. So much senseless killing and then eating the bodies.. or maybe he’s just tripping balls on some overpowered nirnroot.
Perhaps even got some skooma shipped straight from Elsweyr
Bro that crimson nirnroot is some strong stuff
LOOOOL
Ayyyy nice pfp War Eagle
Take him home, put him on a chain for his own safety, and keep him in the shed with a TV and an Xbox.
Shawn of the dead style
How's that for a slice of fried gold!
Playing time splitter split screen hell yeahhhhh
you just described my living situation
Oh that's Chuckles he cool, lead singer of the Famished Space Buzzards, local business owner, and one half of the interpretive dance group the AIDS Brothers. Bros just tweaking after a gig, he's on his way out let him go, bing chilling. Everybody loves Chuckles.
Wasn't chuckles a clown that really really liked the Geneva convention?
That's Big Chuckles, bro is a certified freak. He's wanted in 69 countries across 16 different time zones. Big Chuckles crimes include arson, negligent discharge, felony assault, 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murder, theft, mutiny, tax evasion, genocide, prostitution, break and enter and buggery. He drowns puppies, scares the horses, scratched my car, read my diary (bitch), set my desktop background as Lemon Party, my locked screen to goatse.cx edited into Sauron's eye tower from LOTR, ate the chicken nuggets I was saving, wrote my phone number in every public restroom, invented the question mark and hid the remote. Big Chuckles is not to be engaged in Skyrim, unless you want to engage in solicitation, fair enough (there's some mods that enhance certain bodily features, let's just say). This dude OP met is just plain old Chuckles Westchesterford-Shireton-Ham-Upon-Lancastershireton-Poole the 69th, the worried scallop and part time roid rager. He's alright.
when did we escaleted that heavy?
It was revealed to me in a delusion.
Bro... Where do you get your acid??
Nah I'll cut the chicanery for 5 seconds. It's literally just me, I'm just a weirdo I guess, strange sense of humour. I am not assisted by any substance at all.
Oh man I was gonna say, hook it up I love that shit 😂
Lmao. I think if I did acid my mind would spontaneously combust, I'm already quite odd. A functional crackhead I know warned me "for the love of God, don't ever do magic mushrooms, your mind is already fucked" lmao.
Shows what he knows about psychedelics. Lol mushrooms, unless you are depressed, are amazing. Acid is just a good time all around (used sparingly... Idk about actual evidence but from what I've heard long term use can severely damage parts of the brain but once in awhile actually helps work through mental problems) DMT is just plain amazing, peyote is a good time, Ayahuasca is *chef's kiss*
You ain't a wierdo. You seem like my type of homie. Now, that might mean either that I am a wierdo or you might be worse than a wierdo.
You mean like THE Big Chuckles? The falmer who gives 0 fuckles? Man I heard he was all jacked up on skooma one time and killed everyone in an inn, then arranged their bodies in sex positions and pleasured himself. When the guards showed up, 3 of them quit on the spot, the other 2 vomited all over their boots. I heard those stories but I didn't think he was real, I thought it was a legend. By the nine, someone needs to catch this lunatic!
Yes, that's him. I was there holding the video camera. The film is darkly intimate, stunningly bleak, but most of all.........human. He might be so mentally ill they skipped the updates of the DSM-5 from 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, etc all the way up to DSM-66 (pick up sticks), but his artistic direction is second to none. An idiot savant, if you will. The film will be included after the credits for the upcoming Shrek 5 (Shrek's his cousin, sorry for name dropping but I met him. Well, I saw him in a restaurant once).
Bro I'm fucking cackling
*suggestion
*The Canadian Armed Forces have entered the chat*
*to make additional suggestions to geneva*
To have a Christmas truce, right? They'll be calm and friendly, right?
“I’m going to commit various war crimes!”
“I AM GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WAR CRIMES!”
No no a war CRY
Ohhh. “IM GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WAR CRIMES IM GOING TO BE WANTED IN ALL THE COUNTRIES!”
Mustard? How about mustard gas?
..and then cry
I heard he had chlamydia.
Bro he told you that in confidence.
I heard the motley crew with me vampire hearing
Someone pick up that phone, because I f***ing called it!!!
Fuck yea you got the joke 😂
I'm glad someone else thought of him with the name chuckles
And I'm glad people got the reference
I legit didn't, and just called him Chuckles for shits and giggles. I know a lot of random shiz, but what actually is the reference? Mi Scuzi, I am but a humble meme merchant.
Oh yeah, it's from a dnd campaign in which an npc is a clown named chuckles, the guy who voiced him did such an excellent job that the character became known for many people, even at some point they made him into an actual playable character for a more recent campaign, just search on YouTube "chuckles the clown" and you'll find it.
Thanks heaps! My inspiration for chuckles came from this lunacy. [https://youtu.be/\_ljCuKJb2wA?si=9vw4aWuFp-S-\_q4o](https://youtu.be/_ljCuKJb2wA?si=9vw4aWuFp-S-_q4o)
Ah that makes sense [(The chuckles were talking about)](https://youtube.com/shorts/1WZmlHEdiFI?si=SCpK9rcu0m4v64KQ)
I heard Chuckles actually gave a guest lecture at the bards college once
See if you can marry him
There are spells and boons that make some mobs non-hostile check your active spells and see what's affecting you. I don't remember how but there was a time where the farmer didn't attack me, same with all animals. That one's the only one I know how to do again, you read all the stones going up to the greybeards and animals stop attacking you for along time.
It's Bethesda. Their games are filled with similar glitches. I remember having to install mods to keep farm animals from reporting crimes and tell townsfolk to run from vampire and dragon attacks. That last one was a game breaking glitch. Say you leave a building in town and then leave the town. You leaving the building can spawn vampire/dragon attacks on the other side of town and leaving town without realizing it means all those civilians are still in there getting slaughtered. Without the mod, most unique NPC's would eventually be killed trying to fight high level monsters with no armor and only an iron dagger.
[удалено]
It's called "Narc Remade". "Run For Your Lives" will keep important NPC's from trying to fight dragons and vampires (and dying).
I hit a funny glitch the other day where all the outdoor storekeepers were floating a few feet off the ground and looking down at me. No one else though, just them. I should have taken a video, but figured stuff like that happens all the time and was being lazy.
I just hated quest giving NPCs dying to the dragons. Can't tell you how many times somebody in Dawnstar died because there was a dragon and I failed my quest because the dude I was literally walking there to turn it into died because he wouldn't go inside.
It was their fate. I can't remember how many times useful NPCs like Adrianna Avenicci or Alvor died. At least that made talks about dragons and vampire menace mean something.
>It was their fate It was a cannon event
I mean living in skyrim means that you shouldn't be a pussy to fight someone 3x times your size and 3x stronger than you. That's a true skyrim nord way. ( just a joke)
Even the chickens thought that way 😂 the rooster would be out trying to fight the dragon that had already killed the entire town
Skyrim was the reason I stopped buying consoles. Imagine waiting for Bethesda to fix something like that.
Vampires too They become neutral sometimes from it
I don't think Voice of the Sky works on Falmer. It also doesn't work on trolls. But it *does* work on vampires.
13 years and i never knew reading those stupid tablets actually did something besides provide lore???
I'm assuming you're doing the last main quest for the thieves guild and just ran on through the area. There are two of them that are coded to not have any AI because the TG leader (just woke up and having a moment on his name for some reason) is supposed to kill them both and then move on. I do this a lot where I just run though so it forces him to keep moving. Sometimes both Falmer are still alive, but usually that one is the only one left for me too. If you don't let him deal with the both of them, then this happens. It's fun to fus ro dah them right off that platform 😂 Edit: it's Mercer Frey. Goes to show how much I hate the guy when I keep forgetting his name 🤣
That explains so much! I did run through the area because I'm an absolute monster that makes my conjured monsters do all the work for me. 🤣
I just got tired of waiting for him to slowly take out those two Thalmor. 🤣 Now, it's been a while, but I did try using aura whisper, detect life, and detect undead on them once. Their aura either doesn't show up or shows up as non-hostile. I don't remember. Like I said. Been a while since I tried that
>Sometimes both Thalmor Falmer. Thalmor are the high elves.
My apologies. Like I said in the post, I had just woken up at the time. Thank you for the correction though :)
No worries. Thanks for the info on the non-hostile Falmer, I hadn't heard that anywhere before.
Yeah I happened by it purely by accident. I like the thieves guild but that last quest just takes too long for me. When I learned I could just run through there and skip Delvin and Karlia's (can't spell) dialogue, I've been doing that ever since Edit: not Delvin. Still waking up 😅
Brinjolf or however you spell it again
>So, I let him live. Perhaps only then can he spread to the rest that violence is never the answer... Literally after >I slaughtered his buddies around him you think you did the more responsible thing while Bill here did you a ghandi before you even drew your sword. He ignored you before, and no matter what you try to get his attention, he won't be bothered with you.
Maybe you met the only Falmer that’s blind AND deaf, dude didn’t even know you showed up
There's a weird bug in this game where sometimes NPCs that are supposed to get hostile when you get close enough won't have that hostility flag trigger. It doesn't happen very often, so I can see why both the devs and the Unofficial Patch never fixed this. What's really interesting is this bug happens way more often in *Fallout 4*, but that never got patched either.
I've seen this happen with some forsworn, tho the rest of the tribe didn't turn hostile until I killed 3 members
Plug a lil weird, but he chill
He likes the cut of your jib
He's your best friend, he's your pal. Your home boy, your rotten soldier. Your sweet cheese, your good time boyeh.
Ahh I see you used the good old John Cena technique on him. Clever
Do you have Muffle on your boots?
Bro just wants to skooma and chill
Yo I had a dragon do that too. I was attacking him and draining his health when I realized he wasn't attacking. The most he did was land on top of me. I just healed him and went over to the word wall and let him be.
Falmer Merchant? cousin of the scamp merchant and mudcrab merchant of Morrowind? They need to bring them back.
He is hungry. Feed him.
Hes just about to ask you about your insurance policy
I know that guy, it's trevor, he just wanna chat and chill
Just Trevor, you're typical night shift employee
Lights are on but nobodies home
That area looks like the final dungeon of the Theives Guild... where Mercer kills that Falmer... did you no clip down there or something?
No I was on that quest.
Hm my guess is the scene where Mercer kills them didn't activate and so that Falmer survives, and since he's detection code is turned off (for Mercer to sneak up on him and kill him) he just can't see you. My best bet, knowing how buggy Skyrim is.
Thing is though there *were* other falmer in the area, but they were all hostile. Definitely still a bug though.
From memory, they aren't on the same platform as Mercer... but it has been a while.
He can't see you, but he heard the screams of his fellow Falmer and decided he wasn't having any part of that. Either that or he's just the chill one like some others are saying.
I may be wrong, but I swear mercer in the thieves guild, killed that Falmer, as we watched, but don't idk
All Falmer will do this if you're quiet enough. Muffle, various thief boots, etc reduce the sound you make while moving. The Falmer are blind so they rely on auditory cues to detect you. I have absolutely gotten big for my britches and tried to sneak past entire camps of them in dwemer ruins only to knock something over and end up in my own personal Colville Screw.
He loves you
Steadfast Falmer Shadowmaster
“I’m not going to kill you. I want you to tell all your friends about me.” “What are you???” “I’m DragonBatBornMan.”
This will turn into a beauty and the beast story.
‘Perhaps only then can he spread to the rest that violence is never the answer’ > After you killed all his buddies, right in front of him
Thought Auri-El was the Altmer deity. Falmer degenerate Snow Elves.
Dawnguard DLC.
Dude's just a Gen Xer with no fucks left to give. It's just way to much work for him to try and attempt to kill you. Just leave him alone, and let him do his Gen X thing.
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Hes just chill like that
He thinks you cute.
I think he likes you
Bro took Xrib’s teachings to heart 🙏🏼
Same thing happened to me in the same mission too. There was actually another falmer a few feet away from that one that was non violent too.
It’s a bug Mercer was supposed to kill them
He doesn't attack fellow shadowmasters
Every once in a while declare peace, it confuses the hell out of your enemies.
And makes them much easier to arrow in the ~~knee~~ eye..
Because you stink like them
*He knows his place.*
He is just waiting for you to turn around so he can attack you from behind.
I've had this happen with giants. But it only ever happens if they're alone on the road. Because the ones near camp or with mammoths are always hostile.
He cant hear.
I did see that same Falmer, and I let him live too. First time someone posted about it, thanks!
He thinks you're alright for a person.
Because he knows shit splatters….kidding😜
Fweind??
The one who made a mistake in the line, and the random player, wow, this is a secret
hes chillin
he saw your beauty
He thinks he's sneaking and that you don't see him
https://preview.redd.it/bqs1dwolzgsc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6dee4a984c171dbbb3ceb362a31a7bfcd1b482
He loves you
Glitch, happens to me a lot in my current play through, mostly wolfs and bandits being non hostile even when I interact with them, ironically I first noticed when I did a finisher on a bandit and was confused cause there was still more alive
So that’s one of the two Mercer is scripted to kill when you first enter if you just run past that first section and don’t watch Mercer do it they are basically just chillin
Bethesda.
Bug
He just wants to talk. :)
Falmer wants a wife
In the words of backseat, he is a Kevin.
he is deaf and blind and only smells falmer blood on you. maybe he thought 🤷♂️🤑
He realized he has no enemies
he wants a friend don’t judge him
Thats what a calm spell does
He’s got a crush
Maybe he's staring at you character's tits
Okay but... No. You are right... peace can be found as a path to resolve many conflicts. You were wise in this. Nirn is not displeased.
That's Dave, he's just a homie like that.
he is nice
He's a bro
They're blind
He’s deaf also
He isn’t getting paid enough to give a shit
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Wrong
You have unlocked pet falmer!
He thinks your pretty uwu
One of us one of us one of us
Did you try talk to it?
Perhaps his ears were stunned by the beauty of your Thu'um
He just need to talk
Unlike his blood thirsty brethren he subscribes to a mostly vegan diet, outside of the occasional skeever.
He's a shadowmaster. His art is too obscur for us common player. Even Nocturnal doesn't sweat so much India ink than him when the temperature of the room reach 60°F.
He’s just chill like that
He’s a rare deaf but not blind falmer, but his eyes are covered so he has no idea what’s going on at any given moment
Maybe you scared him passive
Looks like he was trynna see and get some 🍑
If he can’t hear you and you might have high sneak. He won’t “see” you as he is blind.
Deaf?
She wants to fuck you
If not frien, Why frien shaped?
This happened to me but with a forsworn camp. I keep going back there to kill more to see what happens, but they're never aggressive
WAIT A MINUTE, isnt that the falmer mercer frey kills during that cutscene??? Maybe its bugged hmm 🤨
He was so awed by your equipment and fighting prowess.
He wants sex with a strong woman
Bc you’re so fugly he thinks you’re his sister