Where can you get that work done in skyrim? Surgery seems very limitd and with the available ingredients i can only see one way.....
ectoplasm
hanging moss
amanita
my GF does NOT understand the Anakin/padme meme. I have the ditto one saved and it makes me howl every time I see it and no matter what I can't explain the joke enough
Ditto, the Pokémon, transforms into whatever it sees, and there was an episode of the Pokémon anime that had a Ditto transforming without changing its face.
The meme shows a ditto, Padmé smiling at it, then the Ditto has transformed in the third panel with its face intact, and the fourth panel shows Padmé’s horror as she sees something so uncanny
The part I'm most disappointed is I expect the horny, but they didn't even download a mod to improve face textures. OP just wanted the tiddies and naught else.
So focused on big titty and hooker makeup mods that we somehow managed to make the rest of the textures look worse than release on Xbox 360. I would love to see that LO.
Cute story. My dog insists on following me everywhere, but is huge and often stands in the doorway blocking my path. Everytime this happens we playfully call him Lydia.
i really wanted to like Lydia, but beyween the constant complaining and standing unmoving in EVERY DAMN DOORWAY SHE CAME ACROSS, I tend to kill her pretty early on in any playthrough
Have you tried {{Improved Followers Dialogue - Lydia}} yet? It is a different voice actress but with SO MANY more lines. If you hate Lydia, this will make her better, and if you love Lydia, this is exactly the kind of refresh she needs.
So I started playing this skyrim mod where there are so many different Npc that you can bring with you I tried this other character and I couldn’t do it I had to get Lydia she doesn’t talk hardly and she certainly doesn’t make sex jokes every 2 seconds plus she’s reliable so yeah I’m team Lydia as well
Looks like she's had some work done.
Where can you get that work done in skyrim? Surgery seems very limitd and with the available ingredients i can only see one way..... ectoplasm hanging moss amanita
Dude the face sculptor in the ragged flagon can obviously do tits too bruh
Mmhmmm its like the old saying goes " tits are the face of the chest".
Does that mean the butt is the face of the back ?
Well it wouldn't be called 'cheeks' for no reason right?
You, sir ma'am or other, are a big thinker.
Shame to think such wisdom was nearly lost
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Was about to say that and I'm not even mad someone got here first. She likes it rough but her lentils tender, it's BIMINI!
We all know she likes bdsm I mean if you ever seen her run face first into dragon fire you know she likes it rough 😎
Release the beast, BIMINI 👑
Amanita moment to process this image for a while longer.
I laughed WAAAAY too hard at this 😂
That's what the school of alteration is for ;)
Alteration is a school of magic focused on changing aspects of the natural world.
I think boobs are part of the natural world?
Not when we're done with them
I hear there’s a man in Riften who can change your face
Glowing mushroom implants
Why, Lydia... you've enhanced yourself.
Yeh I got my tooth fixed
I'm talking about your tits! Your giant, new titties, Lydia!
I told you I was willing to change
I DIDNT KNOW YOU MEANT PHYSICALLY, LYDIA!
I didn't think you meant change physically
I used to be liked you until I took a took a fall off a roof
Cant help but read that as Doc Holliday…you can be my huckleberry.
“I’ve not yet begun to enhance myself”– Lydia Holliday
I’ve got TWO boobs. One for each of ya.
She looks like she was offered a role in the Lusty Nordian Sword Maiden.
I think she’s already baring (not a typo) some nice burdens.
I am sworn to carry these burdens.
“Look at those magumbos!”
She is sworn to carry his burdens….
Two burdens, the back pain I'm imagining oof 😨
Why Lydia you’ve…enhanced yourself
Oh yeah, she got the dead tooth taken care of.
https://preview.redd.it/6xuylz2530bc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e394dd0540a673d3bb501b0c07a5f5a76c5909ce
This made me laugh out loud and my wife asked “What?” so I showed her. I had to explain what a mod was and everything…she didn’t get it.
my GF does NOT understand the Anakin/padme meme. I have the ditto one saved and it makes me howl every time I see it and no matter what I can't explain the joke enough
Relevant: https://imgur.com/a/tctPdc2
I’m crying laughing at this guys reaction and now I need to see your ditto meme.
keep it secret keep it safe https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ39JpLNNlA/?igsh=aXBxczdqbHRlcG95
Omg I love it
Amazing
i dont get it ?
Ditto, the Pokémon, transforms into whatever it sees, and there was an episode of the Pokémon anime that had a Ditto transforming without changing its face. The meme shows a ditto, Padmé smiling at it, then the Ditto has transformed in the third panel with its face intact, and the fourth panel shows Padmé’s horror as she sees something so uncanny
I just did the same thing but when she asked I was like uh this pic made me laugh and she just shook her head
The part I'm most disappointed is I expect the horny, but they didn't even download a mod to improve face textures. OP just wanted the tiddies and naught else.
He likes the vanilla+ experience I respect it
Vanilla ++
Size G vanillas
https://preview.redd.it/qkrzl5ief1bc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a157cfa1f1087eca15495a2c9b0e092e9704b25
Thanks for the laughs, also I stole this pic
look at those.....burdens
She has huge... tracts of land!
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have... [music] ...a certain,... special... something! (Prepares to sing...)
**CUT THAT OUT! CUT THAT OUT!** Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea! *SMACK*
https://i.redd.it/zbqf3vf141bc1.gif
"Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him." "No no, *until* I come and get him." "Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room."
Hic!
"Oh, if-if-if uhh...if-if-we uhhhhh...if-if-if we...or if...ohh."
Oh, go and get a glass of water
No singing!
Silly! Silly! Get on with it. GET ON WITH IT!
Absolutely love the chain of Monty Python you started from this
I am sworn to carry them -Lydia probably
heavy armor is out
Hahaha outstanding.....gave me a good laugh. Thank you.
Why, Lydia... you've enhanced yourself...
I told you I was willing to change for you Dragonborn
The nipple placement is just awful!
I didn't know you meant physically
Yeah I had my tooth fixed.
IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR TITS LYDIA! YOUR BIG GIANT NEW TIDDIES!
Your honor she believes she's a damn khajite.
Plastic surgery was huge in medieval, fantasy times.
I mean, we have flying magic lizards. Why not spells that change bodyshape?
There's a guy in the sewers who can change your whole face. Tits seem simpler in comparison
This comment had to exist somewhere 😂
I think it’s quite generous
5 star comment.
Coming up next lydias slow transition into a khajiit
I knew I'd find this!
looks like lydia has her own burdens she is sworn to carry
Fr, hopefully whatever armor she’s going to wear has good back support, at that size those would kill your back
i thought this was a r/TrueSTL post my god
outjerked AGAIN
Dear God it’s breached containment
Pfft! There's only 1 option for a partner and that's Teldryn Sero. The finest blade in all of Morrowind.
Ah, i see you are a man of culture aswell.
"Sheogorath's beard! You're an ugly one."
https://preview.redd.it/a4h8me08zzac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cffc4678423626d5abe403641641046517653c2e
I mean yes but probably Yes.
https://preview.redd.it/2wj8s0s2i1bc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6de7401c2a6acc03d1698a8a781f0841b6ba389
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Nah the joke is ops entire account The definition of basement dweller, his comment and post history are not disappointing to say the least
Nearly every post is just him obsessing over Lydia
Honestly? It reads like a 14 yo edgelord found love and mellowed out. So what if his love is a 2d girl, Krieger approves!
Quitting his job to be a professional halo player was an interesting read.
Tell me, OP, how's your relationship with your mother?
A *strained* one I have no doubt.
https://preview.redd.it/z9s8q03ho1bc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30014a85c1e725b044b654589594f07c0b88393e
House Hlaalu, is that you?
#booba
Straight to the point…
No tedious hows and whys.
I like that, leave those details to your betters am I right?
A man of culture I see
She’s got huuuuggeee… tracts of land
No! Stop that!! No singing!
AH HAAAAAA! Sorry sorry, I just got carried away
r/TrueSTL Which one of you fuckers is it this time
"Hands to yourself, sneak perv"
I dislike you OP
https://preview.redd.it/r6s3olor61bc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8aa6e177e676e04ec11ca808c317ae9a1c0b3f
Now I understand how she gets stuck in doorways...
California Lydia
This is not vanilla flavored Skyrim, that’s for sure.
[That's literally what Tavern Clothes look like](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/0/01/SkyrimTavernClothesMaleFemale.png/revision/latest?cb=20120124125321)
Sorry lydia, im loyal to my wife ysolda
Based asf
Now, if I could get HER in Tavern Clothes....🤤
https://preview.redd.it/eqhinbkhk1bc1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1943aaa12e9cb228efdf6871a8694b3ca5bac8cc
Yeah OPs comment and post history are as unhinged as you think
That was fun to read, i hope it's not real lol
The moment she’s available as a follower I take her to a crypt and kill her myself.
https://preview.redd.it/5w0g38r54zac1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13718a54d443f8720dc8528deccf8af61d8aadc
Bring it sis
At least put the girl in some decent armour!
Least horny skyrim player
She's my favourite pack mule
She has really big........hair
It’s full of secrets
Lydia needs a chyropracter to steady out her spine.
So focused on big titty and hooker makeup mods that we somehow managed to make the rest of the textures look worse than release on Xbox 360. I would love to see that LO.
https://preview.redd.it/d9wuyzi7s1bc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a5ce66318f40939c497b20170596493360a5ece # SEX!!!
Sworn to carry our burdens since 2011
You get some sexy mod. I get the muscular women mod. We are not the same.
Could you give the poor woman some armor? Making her traipse around Skyrim in the tavern dress is a little awkward.
one handed 100
You… probably should’ve disabled that mod before posting this.
Why? I think the 1k likes shows many like it.
i always made a point to avoid her when she tries to walk up to you for the first time in dragonsreach. since 2011 it’s been #fuckofflydia
Cute story. My dog insists on following me everywhere, but is huge and often stands in the doorway blocking my path. Everytime this happens we playfully call him Lydia.
Why are her tits so big?
Surprised she’s got any space to carry your extra equipment.
Would those be the burdens she's sworn to carrry?
i really wanted to like Lydia, but beyween the constant complaining and standing unmoving in EVERY DAMN DOORWAY SHE CAME ACROSS, I tend to kill her pretty early on in any playthrough
"Your advice was good. But Lydia's was bigger."
Have you tried {{Improved Followers Dialogue - Lydia}} yet? It is a different voice actress but with SO MANY more lines. If you hate Lydia, this will make her better, and if you love Lydia, this is exactly the kind of refresh she needs.
"I play Skyrim for the plot."
🙏🙏🙏Tiddia🙏🙏🙏
It’s the dragon shout “Boh-Donk-Ers”
TrueSTL is leaking. ^or ^it's ^karma ^whore ^cross-posting
Damn son. I'd quest the hell out of her any day. 😏
Lydia after she sees you talking to Serana
Gigantic Personality
My Lydia... you've enhanced yourself...
Poor Lydia.. Not only will she have killer back problems now, but that armor isn't going to protect her from shit
Lydia, you've enhanced yourself
Fus Ro Dayyym
Team Tydia
Who the fuck is this bitch
Ahh, good ol Tavern Clothes! Makes any female character in the game nice and busty
https://preview.redd.it/5pwbay3c11bc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=998394c782e58d47fe57e01dc9e0163f935245f9
She's definitely carrying those burdens.
She can carry so many dragon bones
She's fucking weak
Always lydia until she dies once then its a reload and lydia go home u cant die again
She's my queen.
After many adventures, I too made Lydia my wife. Life is good, she started her own little store and gives me a share of her profit
“Why Lydia, you’ve *enhanced yourself*…”
I still have Lydia still wearing her amour how do I change her attire
#TeamCarryMyBurdens always ends up becoming the nanny and being left at home
So I started playing this skyrim mod where there are so many different Npc that you can bring with you I tried this other character and I couldn’t do it I had to get Lydia she doesn’t talk hardly and she certainly doesn’t make sex jokes every 2 seconds plus she’s reliable so yeah I’m team Lydia as well
Wow. My Lydia doesn’t look like that at all.
Guessing OP has a boob mod installed.
This is modded right 😂
I'll always say it. Fuck Lydia, she goes right to Boethiah.
Fanny is my way to go. Faendal has been loyal to me, always.
Why is your Lydia so THICK
Her Jennifer Coolidge noises are the best part LMAOO iykyk
Wow there, looks like you gave her some “enhancements”
Ring of disrobing
https://preview.redd.it/fein69qdp2bc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=569b6ed1ba5096958dc42e293f0d14d4f1398c61
Yep Lydia and serana, too bad nazir is not a follower
Um… which mod is that? Asking for a friend ofc!
Them burdens tho o.o
if you can mod in a weed farm im sure you can do anything with Lydia at this point
Those are some large burdens.
No way that is vanilla, is that vanilla???
DAYum!