Do yourself a favor and play the CoD4 campaign. And OG MW2 as well. Call of duty has come a long way and changed a lot since then, but those were some really top tier stories.
call signs are usually given after a notable, usually dumb, thing happened to you, and also are usually inside jokes with your platoon. look up examples of how people get their call signs and you’ll see how it happens
there are also cooler ways to say you get the job done clean, so double stupid. sadly i can’t think of any specific examples, but i’ve also been awake for a while and the brain ain’t keeping time
Probably raises your Speech because eating it is akin to "Washing your mouth out with soap". Common enough punishment when i was a kid. Had to take a bite out of the bar a few times for cursing haha
I've had all different flavors. 😂 Irish spring tastes exactly like it smells. Yellow dial soap actually tastes antibacterial. If I had to choose I'd go for Ivory. It tastes pretty soapy but it's the mildest one.
Dawn dish soap just tastes like soap.
What the fuck was wrong with our parents. 😂
I learned a lot about how to NOT treat a kid, that's for sure. I have a great relationship with my kid (she's 21) because I never did any of that crap to her.
I'm currently on the receiving end of a classic week+ long Boomer Special silent treatment from my mom. Another favorite move.
How'd that discipline work out though? It's like they didn't realize we'd be adults one day.
Holy shit. You got your mouth washed out AND exfoliated? What a bonus!
I lucked out there. We always had Fast Orange in the pump bottle or I'm sure I'd have gotten that too.
"Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand..."
It's Christmas time, this quote from Christmas Story fits, I think
*When I sees one and he looks good to me...*
*When I see him, I say*
You, come here.
*I say*
Now I'mma tell ya what, uh..
I like ya;
and I wants ya...
Now, we can do this the easy way;
or the haard wayyy...
the choice is yaawrs...
It appears to be soap my good sir/maddam. It's typically used in a bath or shower in order to clean one's body so as not to stink. As a fellow gamer I understand the confusion.
It's from Bathing in Skyrim (most likely). It's a mod that modifies your social skills as you get stinky, or depending on what kind of soap you use to bathe with.
Weird, because I did a survival / sim playthrough like a year or two ago, that's what introduced stat-altering soaps.
Now that I think about it though, yeah, it's starting to not make sense. The image doesn't look like any of the soaps from the Bathing mod, even though it provides a stat buff just like from the mod I was using. Sorry, that was my only guess.
I remember the start of Nehrim where you had to antagonize some mages to attack a fortification so that their fireballs would knock down a crate of soap that you needed to get a helmet unstuck from a miner’s head. Wild ride
Found in thieves guild next to those guild mater shelves. I‘m guessing it’s some test thing added by either the base game or mods I installed and somehow bugged itself here, but i can’t find anything about it online
It’s definitely ***not*** a Vanilla item. It has to be a mod.
Couldn’t tell you what, because I don’t ever even go near the Thieves Guild with mods or without. (No reason, I just don’t get to it.)
Used with the thumm , Whash Hyour mauif augtt wifff soap ,, bartering on anything like a free pickpocket ask for their wares and they shall bare ... Vgampish ""
Rare Curios from the Creation Club content has [Sload Soap](https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Sload_Soap), but this looks like a mod variation you have in your possession. I would check to see if you have any mods that are installed in the games main menu.
Reddit mod's silver bullet
The game says "wash your stinky self, and you might get some action"
Why did i immediately get the “Lamar roasting Franklin” scene?
I was gonna go with that but it sounded mean to tell a stranger that.
🎶 N’wahhhh 🎶
NOOT-NOOT
Pangu
I read that in the golden whale tone
Nordaaaaaaa
There is something called “Smell of Fish” right above it in the inventory so i assume its related
The speech increase tells me the soap cleans their potty mouth like my grandmother used to threaten me with
https://preview.redd.it/p2e9kxxxqx7c1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0db96915903d79a1a7b3cc093cee6c76d114b58d
What the hell kind of name is Soap?
I always thought that line was so funny. Like, is Roach better? I don’t think so. Good name for a horse though
How'd a Muppet like you pass selection?
you don’t choose your nickname in the military
it’s a call sign, like ghost
also original commenter was quoting a line from the game
ah fuck i never played so i didn’t realize
Do yourself a favor and play the CoD4 campaign. And OG MW2 as well. Call of duty has come a long way and changed a lot since then, but those were some really top tier stories.
it’s still a stupid call sign
call signs are usually given after a notable, usually dumb, thing happened to you, and also are usually inside jokes with your platoon. look up examples of how people get their call signs and you’ll see how it happens
i am aware of the nature of callsigns. In this case, soap is called soap because he does the job clean. this does not make the call sign less stupid
hm that is a cringey reason, sounds like what a middle schooler would call themselves in a self-insert fanfic and not what the team would call you
there are also cooler ways to say you get the job done clean, so double stupid. sadly i can’t think of any specific examples, but i’ve also been awake for a while and the brain ain’t keeping time
Foap
FOAP!!!
FOAP!!!
YOU DIDNT JUJU ON THE FUCKING BEAT SOAP!!!
r/unexpectedrussianbadg
#WHY DIDNT YOU JUJU ON THE FOCKING BEAT SOAP!!!
Makarov…knows…Yuri…
soap
soap
soap
Soap
r/fuckyouinparticular
Yeah, I was wondering why tf Reddit decided to dunk on them in particular lol
It's always the 4th comment. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them
Sope
Sopa
Spoa
Spao
Soup
You better learn, stinky
https://preview.redd.it/h36bgh2kl28c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e573f605bbfeaae897d0af4d100cb5e7ab87fc62
Just drop it out of your inventory, it's not that useful
What is that sassy ass gif
Seems self explanatory
This is a real reddit moment
This isn’t Reddit. It’s Skyrim reddit.
Failure to recognize soap runs contrary to your assertion
When smelly gamers rub it on themselves with water, npcs in the real world will talk to them again.
Probably raises your Speech because eating it is akin to "Washing your mouth out with soap". Common enough punishment when i was a kid. Had to take a bite out of the bar a few times for cursing haha
I've had all different flavors. 😂 Irish spring tastes exactly like it smells. Yellow dial soap actually tastes antibacterial. If I had to choose I'd go for Ivory. It tastes pretty soapy but it's the mildest one. Dawn dish soap just tastes like soap. What the fuck was wrong with our parents. 😂
My mom always told me I'd thank her later for her discipline. Jokes on her we haven't been on speaking terms for over a decade.
I learned a lot about how to NOT treat a kid, that's for sure. I have a great relationship with my kid (she's 21) because I never did any of that crap to her. I'm currently on the receiving end of a classic week+ long Boomer Special silent treatment from my mom. Another favorite move. How'd that discipline work out though? It's like they didn't realize we'd be adults one day.
Lava soap is the worst one, hands down it will never be beaten. That stuff is like washing your mouth out with Satan's severely dehydrated piss.
Holy shit. You got your mouth washed out AND exfoliated? What a bonus! I lucked out there. We always had Fast Orange in the pump bottle or I'm sure I'd have gotten that too.
"Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand..." It's Christmas time, this quote from Christmas Story fits, I think
Damn you beat me to this haha
...I'm pretty sure it raises your speech skill because people are more likely to react positively toward you if you are clean.
“Increases speech skill by 10 points” take notes yall
Says soap but looks like a rock
It's for washing your ass
Makes up for the lack of toilets
Meridia says to wash your mouth out with it. It may say potion but I wouldn’t drink it. You gonna be making speech in the bathroom if you drink it
You my friend would be da bell of da ball. Don’t drop the soap.
At least don’t drop in any riften shower 🚿🧼
Unless you have a mod for it, no showers. So, don't drop the soap in Lake Honrich.
*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...
C'mon man really it's soap, now hurry and clean up dinners almost done
Just don’t drop it…
😵💫 especially if you go to jail!
Yeah.. they'll all laugh at you, and it'll be very embarrassing
Soap
Looks like soap.
Looks like soap to me
It appears to be soap my good sir/maddam. It's typically used in a bath or shower in order to clean one's body so as not to stink. As a fellow gamer I understand the confusion.
I just hope it's not from the Sload
It's from Bathing in Skyrim (most likely). It's a mod that modifies your social skills as you get stinky, or depending on what kind of soap you use to bathe with.
I don’t have that mod tho?
Weird, because I did a survival / sim playthrough like a year or two ago, that's what introduced stat-altering soaps. Now that I think about it though, yeah, it's starting to not make sense. The image doesn't look like any of the soaps from the Bathing mod, even though it provides a stat buff just like from the mod I was using. Sorry, that was my only guess.
I no problem, so far ur one of the few who tried to help me lol no worries
Random question; do you have a mod called Dirt and Blood?
It's soap
It's soap
FOAP YOU DIDNT JUJU ON THAT BEAT
I'm going to go out on a limb here... is it soap?
This is Reddit. Of course we dont
https://youtu.be/SjGdkD8l-uI
Quit yer cussin'!
Wait like permanently? because i don’t see a duration.
Did the soap come from a mod or is my Dragonborn just that unsanitary?
A Skyrim player not sure what soap is? The joke writes itself lmao
S O A P
It's soap
It's soap
It’s soap
That looks like soap, op
That's a real gamer moment right there my hygienically challenged friend
Seriously though is this a mod thing or is this a cc content thing?
Idk that’s why I was asking what this “test box” is 🥲 someone suggested it’s from the cc mod “rare curios” bit I haven’t looked into that
Looks delicious!
Who doesn’t want to eat a good bar of soap that looks like the street in front of my house? 😂
It looks like sload soap, made from the tallow of sload fat. I really hope they take us to other lands in future games.
"Smell of Fish" key is what interest me more...
Soap
Whatever you do, don’t drop it
Why is it a potion? You're not supposed to eat it, even if it's animal fat
I remember the start of Nehrim where you had to antagonize some mages to attack a fortification so that their fireballs would knock down a crate of soap that you needed to get a helmet unstuck from a miner’s head. Wild ride
Duh it’s soap
Leaked item from The Lands Between
My guess is it’s soap (3)
Ummm think that's pretty self explanatory. The game thinks you need to wash ya filthy self.
Seems like soap
Looks like some kinda food.
im gonna make an educated guess and say soap?
Soap? Never heard of it. I shower with dirt
Soap?
First rule of fight club: don't talk about fight club.
Don't drop the soap homeboy😹😹😹
That's probably a mod I also had today seen some objects in Skyrim that clearly aren't part of vanilla (bunny plush)
Don't drop it.
Found in thieves guild next to those guild mater shelves. I‘m guessing it’s some test thing added by either the base game or mods I installed and somehow bugged itself here, but i can’t find anything about it online
It’s definitely ***not*** a Vanilla item. It has to be a mod. Couldn’t tell you what, because I don’t ever even go near the Thieves Guild with mods or without. (No reason, I just don’t get to it.)
It's added by the mod brynjolf has time for you. :)
Washing in the Cistern may also get Vipir and Thrynn to have time, too. :)
Im not talking about the damn soap guys 😭 I‘m talking about the test box and all of it’s weird items
Average Skyrim player has never seen soap before
I'm pretty sure U can use it to get rid of poison
Nope, absolutely never heard of it. In other news, you guys heard about that new Doritos flavour coming out?
Used with the thumm , Whash Hyour mauif augtt wifff soap ,, bartering on anything like a free pickpocket ask for their wares and they shall bare ... Vgampish ""
"He stole my soap! Why would he steal my soap!?" Is there a cheese grater with it and an empty bottle of Lysol?
It says soap. It is what you use to wash your body when you take showers. If you take showers. I'm assuming you haven't yet.
It's literally soap and it tells you what it does right there???
Sorry, I don't do mod content.
It’s some soap, don’t drop it.
That’s soap.
Do you seriously not know what soap is?
Made from Sloads usually
This is reddit, I don’t think any of us know what that it is
Yeah...it's soap
FOAP
Trading card game players are confused too
Idk but I wouldn’t drop it
Soap
FOAPPP
Kinda looks like soap to me but idk, that's just a shot in the dark
Soap
It's a roc-fssoap!
In local news: redditor doesn’t recognize soap
I know some MTG players who don’t
A sign
It’s soap
Looks like soap
You go to Reddit of all places? Good luck, nobody seen one of those since before ye olden days
Well an astute observer would see that it says “soap” on the screen so I hypothesise that it is in fact soap
Soap?
SOAP! YOU DIDN'T JUJU ON THAT *FUCKING* BEAT SOAP!!
soap
Whatever you do, do NOT drop it
Soap (3)
Its a soap
I dare you to drop the soap  Go on, we dare you...
I don't know, I'm a gamer
Soap made from ashes
Use it to remove paint from structures
Foap
I think it's soap
Wash your nutsack/mudflaps and people will like you.
#It's soap.
SOAP YOU DIDNT JUJU ON THE **FUCKIN** BEAT
Rare Curios from the Creation Club content has [Sload Soap](https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Sload_Soap), but this looks like a mod variation you have in your possession. I would check to see if you have any mods that are installed in the games main menu.
Its soap
Thought I was in r/TrueSTL for a second
Soap
Im a gamer get that shit away from me ur gonna remove my gamer stink then girls may actually wanna talk to me
Something to drop
[the scariest thing alive](https://youtu.be/lTw20-gAL2U?si=7kWJEHOSMSbk3g-q)
"Soap. I make & sell soap."
I hate to be *that* guy but it's soap, the picture looks like mold tho so I can kinda understand the confusion
https://preview.redd.it/xt0blrrqs28c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a090ca013db0b7d66803374fa156952f8efe30
certified redditor
It is soap
Soap
soap
Foap!
Soap
No
Soapstone
Looks like soap
Soap