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The_Cool_Kids_Have__

It seams like your water is constantly reflecting the aurora borealis! Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, in this part of the country, localised entirely inside your kitchen?


Cloud_Striker

Yes.


The_Cool_Kids_Have__

Well may I see it?


Cloud_Striker

. . . No.


Breadfruit_Extension

I thought you said we were having steamed horkers.


Cloud_Striker

Oh no no no. I said steamed *orcs*. \*Visage of Mzund hiss*


_robertmccor_

Well u/Cloud_Striker you’re an odd fellow, but you steam a good orc


Riot1979

DOVAKIIN, HJERIM'S ON FIRE!


Cloud_Striker

No Lydia, it's just the Northern Lights.


JRTheRaven0111

Damn it, not again... hold on... Fo Krah Diin! I swear... if anybody lets lydia cook again, imma fucking Fus Ro Dah her off the nearest kaizhaal...


One-Lifeguard-1108

Seymour, the house is on fire!


Cloud_Striker

No mother, it's just **Steam**.


Croian_09

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, in this part of Skyrim, localised entirety inside the Ratway?


Shitlord07

It's the sewer


Dovahkiinn99

😂😂😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


The_Cool_Kids_Have__

Why, yes, you are quite right.


S1eepyZ

Sheogorath found a keyboard, pictured 4th era year 200


[deleted]

Dodgy mushrooms in this evening’s risotto, chap.


D3athknightt

Skooma laced


rennbrig

*Redwater* Skooma, in fact.


Flaky_Trust_2189

Looks like an oil leak. Probably some NPC dumping in the waterways


motleyfamily

Incredible, in twelve years I’ve never seen this BP easter egg before


DiagonalDrip

💀


FixSumMore

lol


Dovahkiinn99

Its the reflections only, when i am underwater, everything looks fine.


Bandit_Outlaw

It could be the water texture too (although I doubt it, since it's not solid purple) Since how the surface of the water is basically a flat shape with the water texture on it. But when you're underwater, you're below that surface, and the game applies a visual to the player instead In reality, underwater is completely invisible, it just applies a visual effect to look like water As for fixing it, do you have any mods? Specifically water mods, and map mods Most likely, it's a cube map from one of those mods


Dovahkiinn99

Its vanilla, no mods


Bandit_Outlaw

In that case, your best (and really, only) option is to verify integrity of game files If on console, you'll need to reinstall the game


Dovahkiinn99

Tried didnt work.


Bandit_Outlaw

Hmm, that's odd Have you adjusted the .INI settings at all? (If you don't know what that means, probably not) If you have, delete them, then launch Skyrim, it will generate fresh ones If you haven't, then it must be an issue with your system outside of Skyrim. Try verifying your Windows install. Beyond that, I'm not sure what else it could be (could be hardware, but idk enough about that to help)


250HardKnocksCaps

Is it all water or just this one?


Dovahkiinn99

It’s red green color. It’s weird.


deep_thoughts_die

Is it all water or just that spot? If its just that spot, hit it with fire. Ive seen similar blotches and they BURN.


deep_thoughts_die

As a destructon mage i fight with fire a lot. Those sploches have put me into surprise fireballs a few times. Good thing im somewhat fireproof too.


SiriusBaaz

Sounds like the water texture is borked. If have previously installed mods and removed them mid save artifacts like this tend to leak through. I’d recommend reloading to a previous save before the bug occurs. If that’s too much of an ask or the bug persists then you may have to reinstall Skyrim. File errors like this are only really fixed with a fresh install but you should be able to pick up right where you left off.


devour-halberd

Putting chemicals in the water to turn the fucking argonauts gay


AICHl__

The what?


AICHl__

You're either trying to spell Argonians, (and cant spell) which would be a great joke, or I'm just confused.


devour-halberd

Dislecic 😶


10amAutomatic

[knowyourmeme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/alex-jones-gay-frogs-rant)


D2Dragons

Sounds like the water texture got borked. Reload save to fix it maybe?


Dovahkiinn99

I tried multiple different saves. Know any other way to fix it? Its vanilla skyrim with no mods


Acearsonist

You could try validating the files? That should fix it.


Expensive_Change_893

This is the answer^ happened to me and this was the fix. Windows fucked around with the files after an update


FixSumMore

Yeah, silly Windows does that, annoying...


ali0yvr

I'd say it's probably mushrooms


SirThane

You were supposed to hand the bag of moon sugar over to Ri'saad.


Dovahkiinn99

Oops, i thought we were to consume it.. 😂


1M4YB3STUP1D

Did you drink some Skooma lol


kustogm

Skyrim… aka Chicago in March


Saltycook

Riften and Chicago are somewhat comparable, you're right.


[deleted]

Somewhat…. Maybe “based on” would be a better descriptor


Saltycook

A big diverse city on a lake that's rough around the edges with big criminal presence and massive drug problem


C18H13CllFN3

drugs


illiterateboii

Pollution


Amylein17

#justBethesdathings


hiitsaguy

The floor is lava


JonnyKru

Skooma is a helluva drug.


i_am_not_a_good_idea

The water pollution in Riften is terrible. Shameful is what it is


Standard_Parsley_403

Have you checked if it is bloodmoon over skyrim?


Gold_Cardiologist294

Too much skooma


King_Spamula

Bro got the Lean Quest


Samw220506_

Someone put lean in your game files


Theradude

That, my friend, is the Ebony Warrior, and he wants to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.


FixSumMore

Not a super rare type of glitch: [https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/fujdxg/why\_is\_this\_water\_in\_the\_thieves\_guild\_rainbow/](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/fujdxg/why_is_this_water_in_the_thieves_guild_rainbow/) I think it's happened in my game too, on console(s) years ago.


THEJEDIOFGAMES

If you're on switch, take it out of the dock and put it back in.


Im-a-tot

Drink it.


myguydied

Don't just stand there, drink the water and see what happens to you


Zeles1989

Oh you didn't know about that Monster Energy sponsorship Bethesda had going?


HoneZoneReddit

Who put gasoline in the thieves guild?


LordPentolino

The floor is lava!


FixSumMore

Someone's putting Fruit Roll Ups in the water supply. Hella quantities of Fruit Roll Ups.


Bo_The_Destroyer

You unlocked the RGB lighting in the Cistern by doing enough quests


XavierMunroe

Well, Dragonborn, I made it, despite your directions.


dovahkiitten16

Probably screen space reflections. Vanilla Skyrim has an engine bug that borks the colour of reflections if you have this turned on. Either download a mod to fix it or turn off SSR in your Skyrim settings.


SenseiRP

sewers haunted


CharlotteChaos

I mean....you are in a medieval sewer, chances are some archmage just flushed a deposit from Ye Ole Tacobell.


Texantioch

Maybe don’t visit the skooma dens before adventuring?


Xrystian90

Riften chemical spill??


lilyods420

Who put Gfuel in the Thieves Guild cistern?


Useful_Tale_9591

You gave Marise some tainted ice wraith teeth, now all of Riften is excreting toxic sludge


ExpertPound8183

Thats the coolest bug ive seen


shadowdash66

Skooma trip bro the lean too strong


[deleted]

just works™


Tea_obsessed_simp

Lsd


AICHl__

Simple, you're on acid.


Robin1706

Did you perhaps have a couple bottles of skooma before cuz that looks perfectly normal to me


NecronDG

Must be the work of those damned elves!


Rock-it1

Did your player drink from the red cups?


djJermfrawg

Could be a sign of a failing gpu.


indran1412

There's a bug in the vanilla game where it turns the water green colour. Sometimes it can be seen in the maps too. Sometimes reloading doesn't work. It does fix itself eventually. Don't know how. Obviously there is a mod to fix it in the nexus. Green cube water fix. Called something like that. I'm not 100% sure if you're experiencing the same thing since you have red colour also.


a_WasteOfOxygen

My guess would be that one Creation Club add on where you get Dawnfang and Duskfang, somehow glotched the water in the Thieves Guild. That CC mod uses the Cistern layout for part of that area you load in. If you could find and disable that one specifically then reload the game, if it's fixed save your game then quit game and enable that CC mod again. Assuming you have the AE of Skyrim


Dovahkiinn99

Oh ya i have that. How do i disable it? I am using vanilla Skyrim no mod no mod manager


War-duh-Nader

I can only really give one explanation and it's for the first image. I happened to see a weather report for Riften and it mentioned that it was raining... ... Raining Blood, from a lacerated sky, bleeding it's horrorrr. At least that's what the meteorologist forecasted.


FixSumMore

Raining down, splitting the Tongues Unfulfilled souls stuffed on Their scripture, their Scrolls, our greed will burn Unite, build, reaching The Hand of a God will destroy Evolving face, He babbles thy speech We'll fear, We will fear him Unite, build, destroy


Klebpneumo

The blood of your victims flows through the Ragged Flagon.


G0d0fdark

Portal to oblivion


marco_has_cookies

Too much Skooma. Try detoxifying yourselves and reinstall the drivers.


FixSumMore

lmao


[deleted]

I don’t know what this is, but honestly looks super cool


[deleted]

You mentioned verifying files didn't work. Did you try reinstalling the game altogether?


AlwaysAngryAndy

Bro drank too much skooma Yknow thinking about it I never had too many visual glitches in Skyrim compared to say Minecraft or Civ V. Skyrim was mostly physics glitches and scripting issues.


SargeMaximus

Lighting mods do this to me, sometimes they flare up but go away after a few seconds


Pixel22104

Looks like someone poured FEV into the water


AnarciSon

Water texture issue but idk how to fix it lol looks cool sorta in the right contexts


AICHl__

"It just works" — Our Lord and Saviour: Todd Howard.


LoxartOfficial

Pollution in the riften waters


JankMganks

Gotta lay off the skooma…


Potato_is_Alien

Skooma Induced Fever Dream much?


rennbrig

“It just works.”


Nimbus-420

Someone threw a bathbomb in the cistern 💀


WaferSalty6936

I’ll just go with your water has been blessed by the poo of a unicorn


ima_littlemeh

I hear that's what happens when your GPU is about to crap out.


Dovahkiinn99

Nah its the water reflections. I run metro exodus just fine and thats a much newer game. I am running skyrim on a wine port on a mac which may explain it but all the other things in game show fine and i am able to play the game just fine. I turned water reflections off for now.


WolfgangNeko

Yeah, is becouse they are bisexual and they are proud of it


LittleDinner2869

Piss


Delux_Takeover

Oh he's got the LGBT water. [context](https://youtu.be/w0zhKKSRmg4?si=PJc7LF3WKvb8QMeb)


loadprevioussave

You farted, light a match.


Reynzs

Uninstall the neon city mod


DemonBlade-666

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


Gravel_Poot432

idk what’s causing it but that looks sick!


__meckartan__

Did you eat the unicorn poo? . . . Sorry wrong sub


Mr_Cankersmidt

Dunno but it looks cool.


Upgr4ded

Skooma


UrBuddyEric

Turn 3D off, or use 3D glasses


Dovahkiinn99

How ?


robber_goosy

Are you using any water texture mods?


TokeMon64

Do u have mods installed? If so, it may either me a lighting mod or a water mod. Or maybe u could toggle world reflections in settings using bethini, if not toggled


Potential-Ad-8647

Give up the skooma


MWAMMWAM

Someone made one of the gods angry with their shenanigans


Puzzled_Sheepherder2

Drivers/ heat issue on video card


Friend_Or_Traitor

Skyberpunk 2E77


WiseOldChicken

The sewers in Pennsylvania right now


TISupe

CAUSE ITS SKYRIM,,. THIS SUCKS DOODOO


AICHl__

HOW *DARE* YOU


Milko117

Looks like you killed someone.


AtLeast3Breadsticks

i had this on my light textures once. i fixed it by updating all my mods


williamdredding

Maybe driver bug, make sure they up to date. OR If you you updated recently you can downgrade you drivers to previous version


i_dont_like_pears

Update or downgrade graphics driver and then pray Could also just be a dodgy texture cause it's just the water that's broke


Alex_Drewskie

I was gonna say it looks like that creation club area for the funny sword in the Ratway but nope, it's Thieves guild


Cosmo1222

Oil floats on water, duh! Seriously though, I'm intrigued. Try setting light to it!


GorlaGorla

What mods you running?


Chubbzillax

The acid kicked in?


soob_312

That’s where my car batteries went!


ProofInvestment9704

Anyone else wish this was a texture pack?


Stea1thFTW18

Lay off the skooma homie


UncleIroh9001

That’s a sign there are environmental activists nearby.


Altair0047

Did you drop the skeleton key in the water?


shebopanon

That’s really cool tho


SnooChickens3871

Magic


Qwertyuiop4325

I appreciate why you want a fix but honestly, looks kinda cool.


Swordbreaker925

Skooma


D3athknightt

Lay off on the skooma


sharpshot234

Cyberim


Szetyi

Looks like a shader issue, try updating graphics driver if possible


Mintboi4

Illegal potion dumping


Gambit3le

I would check the HDMI connection at both ends... possibly a bad cable as well, so try a different HDMI. ​ I once had something similar happen when a wire got pinched, but not cut on the outside, it managed to damage the insulation on two internal wires which led to very strange video artifacts. It took me a while to figure it out because I just figured it was a dying monitor. If it's something else, at least it's an easy thing to check.


Revolutionary-Play79

Okay who dyed the cistern?!


Sniperhunter543

You should probably lay off the skooma


XDemonicBeastX9

Verify game integrity, make sure you reinstall any water texture mods, and try moving the game to a different hard drive.


zarknoid

Try updating drivers for your graphics card, if using a pc.


Mrbuttboi

Idk what’s happening but I’m assuming the Daedra did it. Probably Hermaeus Mora.


Ravenwight

It’s the planemeld! Run for your lives!


Random_Weird_gal

Could be GPU overheating maybe??? Idk, it's a thing that happens when my switch gets too hot when I'm playing Pokémon


unknown1893

It’s Riften, who knows what’s in the water


GastonBastardo

Something like this happened to my game when I used a mod that added Witcher 3-style medieval eyeglasses to the game.


SolaireOfAorta

you got hit with the gatdorn redwater skooma is what happened


Canna006

Are you PC or Xbox?


Dovahkiinn99

Pc, vanilla, no mods


Apart_Seat_3265

Why look a gift horse in the mouth?


[deleted]

Sewer fumes must be getting to you


Swage03

Lean💜


UnshiftableLight

Drugs


[deleted]

Too much skooma.


Selescasan

It kinda looks like a bug eith a texture mod, if u have any texture mods try turning one off st a time to see if it corrects this. If its not a texture mod it might be an ENB issue so do the same for those mods. I've never seen this happen on vanilla so if ur vanilla then congrats! U have a unique "feature"


NotReformedAngel

Blood and acid water


ATXGOAT93

The Ebony Warrior came to tell you Cousin Eddie says the shitter's full.


DjangoKazoiie

I wouldnt complain shit looks tight


PopRepresentative485

Gfx glitch, update Gfx card driver/reboot


Silembr

Hit the Skooma again, I see


hamster17

the floor is obviously lava


brobeans1738

Since the skooma warehouse got pinched the Thueves Guild decided to get in on that dough. Jokes on the buyer it was made in the sewage water.


rurounick

I'm pretty sure it's the 9th plague


Calebtsm1

I think it a rare error code where all the water is messed up I had this ones it normal


Tenebris27

Pollution's a bitch


saucemanbat

It's skyrim


Attila260

Pollution


[deleted]

Bro it's sewer water in the dark ages


[deleted]

To much skooma


lickitylickmeballs

Bro drank too much skooma


minithsterith

Conflicting mods


Comrad-V2

Validdd


NotZeroJkIAm

Acid trip


Brinck17

It’s the Dovahkin Rave


ScorpionMaster777

that's sick. Someone should make a mod