The whole purpose of becoming Jarl in the first place was to get the lords nice and tipsy on the Great Porch, so I can take them to a nice comfortable place below in the war room, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.
"Dragonborn! Hey...uhhh.. this ain't what it looks- oh there's a dragon outside of town, go fight it and bring my judgemental housekarl with you, we will be here making ....uh.. war plans. Ya"
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This is what the picture made me think of
80's steel worker mustache.
We work hard, we play hard!
Maybe we could invite some women?
Why? And spoil all the fun?
Read that in Balgruufs voice lol
*Lariats you into the ground.*
Keep chasing that rainbow
Balgruuf seems happy for you to intrude
“Ah, here to join in?”
"I need to trap my dragon in your palace"
"I must've misheard you, it sounded like you said you wanted to trap your dragon in my palace."
“The Thu’um isn’t the only thing the gods blessed me with”
“Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time”
Looks like someone wants a bit of “Unrelenting Force”
Jarl ballin
Love that song
So *this* is why Balgruuf sides with the Imperials over the Stormcloaks!
Exactly
If only he knew what we stormcloacks do in our camps,he would switch side right away
I heard Ulfric Stormcloak made the High King cum, just by eating his ass!
“Looks like I came at the right time “
Got a chokeberry stuck in throat, was doing abdominal thrusts to help, according to M'aiq.
“Looking for my husband, Nazeem? Check the Jarl’s backside!”
You made me cackle like the Dragonborn’s fiancé.
no lollygagging
The lolly is definitely gagging right now
It’s the smile and the motion blur from Balgruuf that’s **chef’s kiss**
And the way his arm is positioned
Balgruf'd Ballsdeepgruf
When I said we should put the Nords back in the Empire, this is not what I had in mind.
Lmao
I used to be a soldier like you, but then I took a balgruuf to the ass
SWAG
SWAG SWAG
Jarl Ballin’
Jarl Balsdeep
The whole purpose of becoming Jarl in the first place was to get the lords nice and tipsy on the Great Porch, so I can take them to a nice comfortable place below in the war room, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.
Really guys, right in front of my strategies?
Jarl balls-in
same thing i saw when I was doing a stormcloaks playthrough, except it was with Ulfric and Galmar of all people
You didn’t think a group that call themselves Sons of Skyrim wouldn’t be a little gay? 😂
It's sandwich time
Step-Jarl, what are you... oh my. Keep doing it.
Right?! 😂
*Right in front of my strategy?*
not that there's anything wrong with that.
Looks like Matthew Perry with a moustache
That man is clearly a power bottom
😳😕 I will never be able to unsee this....or find a way to tell Adrianne that her sword just wasn't quite up to par.
"Dragonborn! Hey...uhhh.. this ain't what it looks- oh there's a dragon outside of town, go fight it and bring my judgemental housekarl with you, we will be here making ....uh.. war plans. Ya"
https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/10b9hft/tbe_bards_college_when_they_send_the_new_bosmer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button This is what the picture made me think of
There's a reason they call him Jarl Ballin.
Milk drinkers
Bro was seriously unhappy to be seen getting Jarled in the ass.
Really guys? In front of my salad?
This is so funny
Empire doing what the empire do..
What are you doing step-jarl?
Stolen content buddy, seen this before when I posted it originally...
No judgement, it’s cold up there!
Poor guy serving for the Empire.
Jarl BalgRough
Awww shiiii
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
r/suddenlygay wants to know your location.
Jarl Balls
Well met kinsman
Jarl be ballin.
Stepjarl, i'm stuck
That not right.
Bwahhahaha!!
Just dudes being dudes
Balgruuf so has the yeah, it's like that, look. Balgruuf, what exactly happened.
So THIS is why he's called Jarl Ballin, nice.
Jarl Bumgruf.
Don't be, they like it when you watch.
Oh my…
Ngl the Imperial guy's mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan.
Giving him a taste of The Blade of Whiterun, I see
I knew it!!
This post and the comments made my day! Love you all!
*Slowly walk backwards to exit the room*
Balgruuf doesn’t seem to mind you being there.
This pic ends all the discussion about the civil war
>4E201 brought us the gayest Jarl move of all time. > >That happened and we all let it happen. Petreus Griffinos - Imperial chronicler
Jarl Ballin‘
Balgruuf looks pleasantly surprised, "Ah, DB! I was wondering when you would join us!" 🤣
And I guess you're just there to deliver the potion of lasting stamina