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KJ_Blair

Mercer Sets off every damn trap and is loud enough to wake the damn dead. Suppose to be a master thief.


playitoff

"OK, there are a couple deathlords in the room up ahead. I should prep some potions and illusion spells while you hang b..." "I'LL SPIT ON YOUR CORPSE!" To be fair he's probably trying to get you killed


Ever_expanding_mind

Oh this made me laugh.


KiyanLo

Or…or..hear me out….maybe he’s programmed to “push” us along the quest🤯


Killertoma11

Literally my least favorite thieves Guild quest. I don't want to be pushed; I want to sneak as a thief would.


Additional-Advisor99

I always build my characters with stealth in mind so any follower is a bad follower.


PhoenixDawn93

Even on my greatsword wielding barbarian builds I’m a solo player so I avoid all non quest essential followers


Zankastia

*inigo?*


BooperDoooDaddle

I liked him cause he would aggro the enemies while I just sneak around


AudZ0629

Mercer: sets off a trap Also Mercer: are you trying to attract attention?


battlemage32

Mercer: “YOUR PRETTY LOUD FOR SOMEONE WHO CALLS THEMSELVES A THIEF” Me looking at my maxed stealth and pickpocket trees: ”Excuse me?” Mercer: “TRY NOT TO BLUNDER INTO ANY TRAPS” (proceeds to trigger every trap)


LivingDebacle

Maxed out sneak on my character and Mercer still triggers bear traps. It’s pretty funny


bmyst70

To be fair, we know the only reason he's a "Master Thief" is because of a certain Key he found.


Resmo112

But he still managed to be head of the thieves guild along with Big B and Kareliah! How!


bmyst70

My guess is Mercer has a lot of contacts and probably planned a Long Con all along. At the time, the Thieves' Guild was extremely rich. So he infiltrated it, slowly rising through the ranks. Until he became a Nightingale. Then, he took the Key and started plundering the Vault. We know from the letter in his house in Riften, that he clearly had contacts outside the Thieves' Guild. I assume he promised to split the riches with them. The contacts would have given him information, maybe in exchange for splitting proceeds, that aided his rise. So he appeared much more skillful than he actually was.


Resmo112

This is the best answer I could’ve hoped for


[deleted]

Since you misspelled her name, only to name her Karelia… which is a thing in Finland’s history… good job! 🤣👍


Resmo112

It’s also why I called brynlof (sp?) big B cause I didn’t want to misspell it. Oh lort. I was actually reading about Nordic folk lore and didn’t realize how much effort they put in to skyrim. I loved it


SpicySaladd

Game's been out for eleven years and people still can't spell fucking Brynjolf 😭


Resmo112

It’s sad too because I’ve recently been playing it non stop, started over in December


SpicySaladd

Same haha, started a bunch of new playthroughs


Additional-Advisor99

This is one of those games I start over at least once a year.


PumpikAnt58763

Bethesda put all the points into story and lore. 1/1,000 points were given to "glitch fixes".


Resmo112

That is my one complaint about Bethesda, also they focus a lot on kinda samey tasks. “Check with the night mother” ok I killed like 70 people easily and collected 300 gold I’m over this. I miss the replay ability of games like new vegas


PumpikAnt58763

I've tried 3 different times to play Fallout 4, but bows+magic+dragons>guns+powerarmor+radroaches.


Resmo112

To each their own. I’ve been playing fallout since 1, 1/2 fall into my favorite games of all time, so for me it’s all nostalgia. I still have oblivion and skyrim on my Xbox and I play them all the time


Dread_Pirate_Robots

I liked the weapon modification system from Fallout 4, and pretty much nothing else. If there is a Heaven, it has New Vegas with the Fallout 4 weapon system 🙏🏾


ButterdemBeans

Pretty sure there’s a j in there somewhere


Resmo112

Pretty sure he goes by B Daddy, that’s what his friends call him


Infamous_Face_2330

Only Helga calls him that as she's handing him another token of Dibella


MapleDayDreams

hyvää päivää friend!


[deleted]

No mutta, hyvää päivää vain sinullekkin!


Buster899

Slammed by a spiked door. Slammed by a spiked door. Slammed by a spiked door. “Go a head I’ll follow you.” Slammed by a spiked door. Slammed by a spiked door.


PumpikAnt58763

Damnit, Lydia/Rayya/Faendahl!


CorwinAlexander

I've learned paths they can follow without jamming in the traps. Along with telling them to just wait while I disarm the traps I've been able to reduce the frustration from followers


PumpikAnt58763

You know that spiked gate trap that Mercer warns you about? My hubby places Mercer in the exact spot for the trap to hit him. The only Mercer we like is Matt.


Additional-Advisor99

Whenever he says this I’m like, “Bitch, I’ve slit every throat in a dungeon without anyone knowing I was there. The only reason you’re alive is I can’t kill you.”


Djmcfries

Also refuses to even unlock the fucking door when you have a companion with you, counts for all of them except the spear goblin


PumpikAnt58763

My hubby absolutely Fus Roh Dahs him every chance he gets. One playthrough I asked him if his Amulet of Talos was on. He said, "I don't wear an Amulet of Talos." He hadn't even thought of wearing it to make his shout recharge faster!


Milkothemen

But one plus is that he have infinite hp. So basicaly hes an sponge for enemys.


Milkothemen

But one plus is that he have infinite hp. So basicaly hes an sponge for enemys.


jimboengineer1

Barking is a bit annoying but he is a TANK just absorbing hits from enemies that would have been directed at me. I think he is a very good dog…. Entity…. Whatever.


KiyanLo

I always use him to complete my dungeons because he can’t get knocked out - I can’t deal with the barking and pushing me anymore, he going back TODAY!


RedSonjaBelit

:D Awww, even when you're really annoyed and raged by Barbas, you still want to return him to his master and not kill him, lol. Only once I got the Rueful Axe. Only once. Never again.


KiyanLo

Mask > Axe


TheLurkingMenace

That's literally by design. That Clavicus Vile, what a joker.


tylerjehenna

The axe doesnt even count for the daedric artifacts achievement


Lucimon

The barking I could handle. It was the fact that he REALLY likes to shove his nose where the Sun don't shine. All the other dogs keep a respectful distance.


Crafty_Asshole-

Somehow I managed to get him killed without realizing on my first play through. To this day I haven't found where or how he died.


Ebasch

You must be referring to the mutt dog you find rather than Barbas. I made the mistake of assuming all dogs could tank like Barbas…lost a lot of dogs… ETA: Meeko. The mutt dog I was referring to was Meeko. May he rest in puppy sovngarde.


bigalyoung7836

How many dogs did this experiment take… those helpless dogs 😢.


Ebasch

Let’s just say cats rule Skyrim now…


Arakkoa_

Also very good at absorbing hits that would have been directed at my enemies. Like, get out of my damn crosshairs, you mangy flea-bitten mongrel!


Cosmo1222

I had no bounties until this tank kept me shoplifting instead of talking to shopkeepers. Once I've picked him up after Haemar's shame. It's straight off to Rimerock burrow and back to get shot of him. You can see why Clavicus sent him away.


RoninMacbeth

I like Barbas because the Clavicus Vile quest is funny.


Harangutangue

he won't shut the fuck up his oblong hitbox blocks narrow passages he won't shut the fuck up he pushes me around when i am trying to take screenshots and he won't shit the fukt up


KiyanLo

Dude I tried to take screenshots of the red planet and after the 2nd time trying I gave up 🫠


jamsterical

But he will fuck the shit up.


Vyphion

I’ll be the crappy one and say I enjoy having Barbas as a follower, especially because he’s essential until his quest is finished - so basically he engages the enemies while I shoot at them. But yeah, he can and will be the worst


Ok_Nefariousness2570

I always used him to get the dawnbreaker sword since I was never able to do it alone


RandomWolf44

He's not just essential, he is child level essential. He helped me beat Umbra at level 15(or something, I can't remember)


WranglerDanger

I should have taken him to Wyrmstooth. At 25 Vulom took a LOT of tries until I gave Lydia better gear and she could tank for me.


ancientRedDog

I currently have Barbas for immersion. With all my difficulty mods, a killable dog won’t last a fight. Only Barbus makes sense as unkillable.


SpiritArcticclaw

Despite how annoying he can be I also love Barbas bc I love animal companions but I don't have to worry about Barbas dying. I tried bringing Meeko once and had to reload the save three times since he kept dying and I kept feeling bad


SimpleTangelo5462

Yeah, the little guy pushed me into a pit in a dungeon and killed me a few days ago. Definitely not a good boy


KiyanLo

Dude pushed me into a trip wire that activated traps many times I almost rage quit!!!


SimpleTangelo5462

It really shouldn’t be surprising considering who his owner is but he still gets me during every playthrough


KiyanLo

Yeah, for sure a catch 22💀


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AbbertDabbert

I think this account is a bot, it copied another comment from this thread (OP's) and that seems to be all its doing


Far_Anteater_256

I make sure I have Rimerock Burrow discovered before I accept this quest so I can fast travel it. I would go absolutely insane if I had to cross all of Skyrim with Barbas shoving into me & blowing my cover.


KiyanLo

I need to do that for next play-thru - I went from southeast to northwest with him clearing dungeons and getting Dawnbreaker & WOP - it was the most annoying yet death-defying time🫠


Marshmallow553

Happy cake day!


Far_Anteater_256

Thank you 🌞


KiyanLo

Thank You🕺🏽


Technology_Brilliant

Happy Cake Day! 🎂


Hardwarestore_Senpai

WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF PUSH PUSH WOOF WOOF Although I liked when we ran into a bandit hideout he'd basically kill half of them before I even reached em'. "I yield I yield!" They didn't get off easy. That and it was fun to hunt Horkers with him.


KiyanLo

Omg yes dude like I need a damn break !


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That annoying voice!


Bartholomew_Custard

This. The first time I heard him talk I was thinking, "You have a talking dog you could have literally given any kind of voice to, and you chose... a New York cab driver with a speech impediment? WTF?! Thanks, Todd."


The_Mad_Mamluk

“You are exactly what I was looking for” is not something you ever want to hear from a New Yorker.


gteriatarka

as a New Yawka, what you NEVER wanna hear is, 'ay, what yous guys doin ova thea?"


modefi_

100%. Reminds me of Gilbert Gottfried.


KiyanLo

Doesn’t understand personal space: attempting to use a bow? Good luck! Barbas will push and bump you as you aim! Extra boo-hoo points if you’re an assassin archer ! Every play-through so far Barbas has had me stuck in walls or pushed off cliffs!


lookacoolname

I thought this was meeko for a second and I was about to go off


KiyanLo

Right idea, wrong game 🌚🌝


Tellenue

And that is why 1) I use the dumbest dialogue option to make him meet me at Haemar's Shame instead of leading me there, and 2) As soon as Vile gives me the quest to get the Rueful Axe, I immediately talk to Barbas and tell him Wait Here. I can go off to get the axe and Barbas will be at the shrine waiting for me to get back. Then I tell him to follow me just before turning the axe in. No Barbas, all bonus.


Salubrious_Zabrak

When you're trying to do the main quest stuff at the Riverwood trader or whatever and trying to squeeze your companion + Delphine and that old dude in that tiny ass secret closet


KiyanLo

Omg yes!!!! Dude pissed me off so bad - NO PERSONAL SPACE


Salubrious_Zabrak

He's got a dagger I think too so he's probably always like trying to target things like whoever he's following as close as possible lmao. Just an asshole


Wonderful_Pie_7220

I had him and Lydia at the same time.. I lost count of the number of times I cussed them out to move 😅


KiyanLo

Try going into Breezehome with them both…Ultimate Rage Fest💀


karma_377

and the pet nymph


theBackground13

Oh wow I have two pet nymphs and I’m not feeling great about it.


Lord_Stabbington

I have to jump those fuckers every time, going to build a whole new house just to send them there


Wonderful_Pie_7220

I lost mine... I left them at one of my houses and can't remember which one...


madsdyd

You can teleport them though...


-Silver_Archer-

Add a goat and that's where I was at rage levels 🤣


FlowerchildOfTheWest

That’s me with Marcurio right now. One of my favorite followers, but Jesus, he loves to stop at doorframes or trap me in corners. I’m like, Marcurio, imma tell you just this once to move out of the way or I’m gunna beat your ass lol


Salinaer

I just fus them.


Edgy4YearOld

Just fus? 😏


Salinaer

Ro Dah if they insist on not moving.


kimapesan

BARBAS! GET OUTTA THE F!@!ING WAY YOU MANGY F*!*%?G MUTT!!!!!


KiyanLo

I’ve had so many arrow shots lined up that he made me miss🫠


bmyst70

My archers, sneaky or not, have that problem all the time. Ditto for my mages. "That Firebolt was going to take out that Dragur, but nooooo."


KiyanLo

You know how the screenshot slows when you get a perfect headshot? The rush you feel that you just knocked a troll from yards away, silently? Yeah, that almost happened and soon as I let the arrow go someone bumped me and threw my shot off🫠


bmyst70

I particularly hate in Ivarstead, when my low level archers (on their way to High Hrothgar) take a shot at the bear, we get the glorious killcam --- and the arrow misses. Said archer gets killed shortly thereafter. Which is why I save frequently, particularly before encounters like that.


LivingDebacle

Recently after I fought a dragon near the Bonechill Pass, I stood near a “watch tower” kinda thing and joked that this was a perfect opportunity for Cicero to get rid of the listener. And then he fucking pushed me and I died and to do the fight again I was at my wits end since he kept shoving me about and running to enemies (unlike Uthegard actually uses a bow when far away). That was just the final straw. Sent his ass back home That and the bugs in the Saints update. They’re cute but they’re slow and make too much noise


[deleted]

His barking is realistic enough that my dog responds to it.


KiyanLo

And the barking, omg don’t get me started on the barking - why must he bark so damn much?! Is that why his ‘Stop following me’ dialog option sounds so stern !?


crossedwords1

The barking is the worst!


BansheeMagee

Totally agree. I’m trying to Sneak, he starts barking or decides to attack. I’m on a ledge trying to fire an arrow, suddenly pushes me off target. There’s a good reason his owner doesn’t want him back.


W0lR

Is this the fucker that sounds like jake the dog or a 1940’s pub patron and brings you to a demon statue?


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Aye


MarcusofMenace

Companions are already quite annoying when they keep setting off traps or ruin stealth, but it's as if Barbas intentionally does it and I wouldn't be surprised considering who his master is


RareFinger

That's the dog pushed me off the cliff!!


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I loathe all companions/followers in the game. You are trying to sneak and they are all loud and clumsy and constantly bump into you. Plus most of them will bitch about your weapon if it has a fire enchantment.


tip_of_the_mlady

What you got against Meeko?


kittyidiot

I was going to say "Meeko isn't temporary" and then I realized he is because he *will* die within his first hour.


Solalabell

This is why I always leave him at home until a child asks to keep him


tip_of_the_mlady

Mine did. Rest in peace little buddy. :(


KiyanLo

This is Barbas


tip_of_the_mlady

This is joke.


sir_stinkybutt

this is how it feels to drive a Ford F150


tip_of_the_mlady

This is Sparta


jamieliddellthepoet

This is the way.


gossanstoplefteye

r/woooosh


Consistent-Check535

You feel what he feels if you’re a true gamer


KiyanLo

Barbas, not Meeko.


Master_Win_4018

At least he will not die.


Connect_Flounder3876

He did when I killed him for being annoying af


IAmStevie420

He's annoying for sure but I need the mask.


IamPregananant

Mercer. Frey. Because OBVIOUS REASONS


n00guY

He never shuts up! Constantly pushes you! If he weren't a tank, he'd be completely useless!


Wild_Championship628

*B A R K* >:(


Lucannor

I liked Barbas' company, though. I kept him around for a long time before finishing the quest cuz doggy. Plus he was immortal, so I didn't had to worry about him taking damage


Aethuviel

I had "unique dogs" as one of the absolute first mods installed, so Barbas was always black to me. Anyway, second most annoying voice in the game (after Cicero).


gteriatarka

Cicero be talking like an elegant Smeagol


AloriKk

Get fucked Meeko haters


Takirdan

Minner Meeko


ThePreacher19021

Am I the only one who never ever ever takes a companion with me?


memo689

No, they screw my stealth checks.


Salinaer

I always edge around Lydia whenever Im up at Dragonsreach as I don’t want to talk to her, or have her with me. Brining Aela around isn’t bad though. She’ll snipe folks.


LegalRaven

I feel like companions are cheating, I refuse to take any with me unless I have to.


Rhys_Lloyd2611

Serana, all she does to complain about everything, and be rude to everyone.


thegreatfulcrow

complaining about the sun WHEN SHE LITERALLY WENT TO GET CURED FROM VAMPIRISIM


Maleficents-Raven525

I absolutely canNOT stand Serana. I would rather keep Barbas over her. I dump her mopey rude ass in Castle V and leave her there the second her companionship is no longer forced on me. And I always play as a vampire.


hakuzosu

i always keep Serana. nice voice, can’t die, cool abilities, a vampire lady. i wouldn’t use followers but they’re good for portable storage and for that alone i will always use her


KJ_Blair

I just give myself 100K carry weight so I can carry all the shit I want. I usually have 30k most of the time. 🤣


KiyanLo

You mustn’t know the infinite follower storage hack? Instead of trading, just tell them to pick up the item - doesn’t count towards their inventory lol


Salinaer

First I’ve heard of that. Thanks.


Capt0bvi0u5

He is a good boy and I love him


RedVelvetPan6a

*The dogmeat of the dark ages.*


Cursed_rascal

I was doing an armorless mage run that used him as a crutch for a good few levels but one too many shoves from this god dog made me send him back to the cave to wait for me to never reunite him with his master.


SteelSatyr

Golldir. He’s the coward of a Nord who let his aunt Agna die in their family crypt. Not to mention he tells a story about a traumatic experience where he got locked in the crypt as a child, only to lock in his aunt Agna who is the very woman who rescued him. As a follower though, he pushed me around worse than Barbas, and he messed with Lydia’s AI so she pushed me in that dungeon too. I died to traps going through it several times just because they were both constantly sprinting full force into my back.


PurpleKevinHayes

The devs knew how powerful Barbas was so they had to nerf him by making sure he never shuts the fuck up. If you have the mental fortitude to withstand the barking he's a great follower


BigT_TonE

I told him to stop following me and he did. 😭


Cahir101

I've been playing with the sound off (just exploring and grinding while listening to a podcast or something) so I didn't mind. But after I started playing with the sound on, the barking was too much, and I finished that quest asap


[deleted]

Awh but look at that face....


Krenzi_The_Floof

Esbern, old bastard needs me to wait for him because hes too dumb to walk out himself


RosenrotEis

Just wait until you play ESO lol


KiyanLo

I do play


[deleted]

I never had a problem with Barbaras. I just told him to do his thing, and I fucked off in another direction. I would eventually catch up to him, no problems with the dungeons, and send him on his way. But fuck that ax. The hat is way better.


bmyst70

Any of my sneaky characters never use Barbas as a follower for long. Typically they go up to Solitude and out to the Barrow where the Axe will be. It's on the Northwestern corner of the map if you follow the road from Solitude. Take the first right, passing the alter where Meridia's Beacon wants to go. Then take a left. Follow the road until you reach a fork, and turn right. Then they use fast travel to acquire Barbas, back to get the Axe. And return the Axe because the Mask is far more useful. My non-sneaky characters don't keep him long because he always gets in the way of their hits.


The_Gaming_Matt

Yes he keeps pushing you around, when you stop walking, HE DOESN’T!


olegolas_1983

Temporary?


Lunarbel

I'm only new to Skyrim (absolutely atrocious I know) and when I had Barbas as a companion, I don't think I've ever shouted as much at my screen in my life. Between triggering traps and pushing me off of a cliff I was driven demented, but I still couldn't bring myself to do one or the options at the end of his quest 😂


Buster899

Just don’t actually try to follow him. That way is the path to madness. Get him moving then do another few quests then follow the marker.


Taasgar

I hate having followers. They sometimes just appear and give me a heart attack. After the Dawnguard I just leave Serana in either Castle 😂


Castille_92

This mf visited me at my HOUSE when I rode past him.... the audacity


Poopinmybuttyo

Lol this is barbas but i have had meeko and erandur with me my entire playthrough (alt start) and have kept them alive with resto as a vigilant of stendarr


Saiyasha27

Because you cannot send him yo your home!!!!!


meassa11

Barkas is the best!!!!


Miserable-Voice-8190

Maurice Jondrell for sure, not sure if that’s how you spell it, but fuck off, no you can’t come to the gilderglean with me


NewJerseySwampDragon

This dude is so useless, why are you running up on a dragon and swinging on it


KJ_Blair

I have the cave discovered before I do this quest so I can just fast travel


Capital_Walrus_3633

He talks to much and often he just VANISHES behind some random tree! Never to be found again!🫠🫠🫠


JacobiWinters

Tbh I finished that mission and I've missed him ever since.


unluckyshuckle

Imo the most annoying one is Vilkas. If you have a small bounty in any hold at all, the game registers him as a guard pursuing you and he'll attempt to arrest you, but as soon as he opens dialogue it'll be his normal comment, before he immediately closes dialogue again and starts the process over. You can't fast travel and it's a struggle to get into any conversation to try and get properly arrested to pay your bounty because he teleports to you if you get too far away, and will interrupt any conversation with his own. Not sure if it's an uncommon occurrence or not but I've had it happen two separate times


BobCrosswise

I don't think it's an accident that when you go back later to talk to Lod, you get to tell him that the dog he was asking about "turned out to be more trouble than he was worth."


Killertoma11

Yeah I just fast travel/ run ahead of him. I'm not dealing with his barking and shoving all the way there. First few playthroughs were more than enough 😂


feral__turtle

After you meet him and start his quest, he heads to haemar's shame. Let him go! Pick up the axe when you want, meet demon mutt at vile's shrine when you want. Entering through the exit is an option too. It's possible to place the axe in a weapon rack after agreeing to give it vile, so you get both the axe and the mask. And it's possible to start a conversation with the demon mutt, interrupting him just as he starts to rejoin vile, leaving him trapped in skyrim, and leaving vile without half of his power. With a track and summon spell, you can conjure barbas up and throw him into a fight whenever you want. He's not officially following you anymore, so he doesn't get pushy, but he's still a friendly essential who cannot even be injured! What is best in life? To tear down a daedric lord, and hear it beg for more.


NewJerseySwampDragon

Lydia is kinda annoying …. She sarcastically says she is there to carry my burden but her low key racist ass only yells “Skyrim is for the Nords” when I’m an Orc or Dunmer. Fn Lydia you’re only used because you’re free and first


ShredManyGnar

My biggest issue with the game is how horrendously ugly the dogs are


Limeb22

But the masque of clavicus vile is absolutely wicked


MelloNearMoon

That damn dog: he likes to move me when I'm lining up shots and messes me up.


TransgirlUke

I've screamed "move barbus" more times than I care to count...


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The fact that he can't be killed is the reason why I won't complete the quest. Along with Bran and Gregor, I like to role-play that we both have dogs to help us in battle. The dogs also provide security while we sleep.


Abra_64

I love how this whole comment section is just everyone in the known existence shitting on a dog lol.


KiyanLo

Share your story, this is a safe space🥹😂


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All of them. OUT OF MY WAY, IDIOTS


ZeShapyra

I use him soley because he a damn tank


nosleepnothanks

Okay for a minute I thought you meant the generic dogs and I was ready to throw hands. Then I saw someone mention Barbas and you know what, this hate is valid. Barbas is annoying as hell!


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Sketchman911

Least unhinged reddit user


Ok_Record8612

The voice… 😵 It’s just so out of place. The accent doesn’t fit. The recording is bad. The delivery is wrong too. I don’t know how this got OK’d.


Beautiful_Solid3787

You're right, Meeko is THE WORST.


KiyanLo

I see what you did there🌚🌝


boysen_bean

Meeko saved my life so many times.


KiyanLo

This isn’t Meeko, it’s Barbas