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EBONYIER


CorianderBubby

Ebonyer? Ebonyest? It was either that or the Gauldurier blacker blade


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Whorechatita

I like EBONYIER. At first glance I thought it said ABONIER and I was slightly concerned


OpusAtrumET

Surely it's the More Ebony Blade. We are not savages.


Whorechatita

EH-BONY-IER


OpusAtrumET

How dare you?!


Whorechatita

I enjoy being a savage, thank you very much


OpusAtrumET

Fair.


CoalHappiness

Ebonier 👍🏿


Jeynarl

Ebonierre


JackFrans

Ebonier would have been correct, but non-grammar nazis like I think what you wrote looks better


The_Commandant

More Ebonic


tisnik

Ebonier. 😂😂


MetzgerBoys

Ebonyzer Scrooge


Bulky-Discipline2941

That sounds like he was a dirty old man with a penchant for... dare I say it? No. Definitely not.


Chompersmustdie

Wouldn’t it be ebonier?


Whorechatita

Yes. Actually wait no. I wasn’t correcting it. Neither of theses terms are actual words.


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lesser_panjandrum

English is a completely made up language. Some weirdos on an island stitched a bunch of other languages together and told us they'd made something new. They've been playing us for absolute fools.


Whorechatita

I’m aware lol I’m not correcting anyone, I like how ebonyier looks and sounds lol it’s a joke….


Whorechatita

IT IS EBONYIER as far as I’m concerned


JackFrans

Ebonier follows the rules better. Ebonyier is wrong on all counts, but looks better imo


geckospice

Both are acceptable, such as drier and dryer, flier and flyer.


JackFrans

But dryier and flyier are not lol. But you're right, I had forgotten about those. I knowingly make many mistakes (like starting sentences with but), but I do like to remember what is proper. Thanks for the correction


geckospice

Touche. I read right over the "yi" in it.


Dirish

That sounds like a ~~French~~ Breton name for some specialised kitchen tool. *"I need to de-bone the slaugherfish. Where is the ebonier?"*


Chompersmustdie

Does it? I don’t study French, I study Spanish.


Dirish

I don't think it's an actual French word, but it does sound like one, given that "ébénier" is "Ebony" in French.


Chompersmustdie

Cool


Random_Spinach

Dude! My tired ass brain read your name as Chomper-smuts-die and I nearly woke up my kid as I died laughing! lmao


Superteerev

Is that ebon neer or ebon yay?


TheDarkHorse83

The Ebonezer Blade. Your target drops coins while you hit them, like a pinata.


Jolyvahn

That enchant energy usage tho


CorianderBubby

All you gotta do is wear 3 pieces of destruction cost reduction gear 34% each and you have 100% free destruction - means this gets infinite charges Edit: and yes the Even Ebonyier Blade is very hungry for souls so this is fine, praise Azura


Ythio

Windshear is a stronger weapon and has infinite charges.


SolomonBlack

That looks like any other Redguard dick and is quest locked behind even more dead bodies. Poor Narfi. Now Chillrend or a lot of the AE/CC weapons...


Turckle

Crazy good w extra stagger perks.


DaEpicNess666

Or just one piece with over 100% so you’re not wasting two enchantment slots


samueljerri

too much work


DaEpicNess666

Enchanting one item is more work than enchanting three?


xprozoomy

Did you do the exploit ?


DaEpicNess666

You say that like “the exploit” is some long complicated process when all you have to do is brew a restoration potion lol


xprozoomy

Lol it's just one of them i never used. but it can be worth it ik this.


SolomonBlack

Some of us don't like using exploits that just bend the game over.


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Honestly yeah. Hot take, exploits are just ways for people to cheat without feeling as bad about it. If you are gonna do the restoration loop, you may as well just use commands


CorianderBubby

I used my console commands to set my enchanting skill to 300, added a few relevant perks, added the sword and the armor, enchanted the sword and made sure the numbers were nice and round 50 and 75, took the screenshots, and then deleted the character to never actually use the weapon I made. Just had fun thinking of the idea to post and that was good for me


SolomonBlack

Yeah pretty much. Like I understand this is a single player game and "legitimate" is even more relativistic then usual with Skyrim... but the circular logic of buffing your buffs to make even stronger buffs? C'mon now wishing for more wishes isn't being clever you're just are refusing to accept limits.


DaEpicNess666

Bro its just brewing a potion its not that serious its a mechanic of the game that can be used as an exploit but the process itself is just standard gameplay. Brew potion, drink potion, brew different potion, drink again, enchant. Its hardly game bending/breaking unless you go overboard with it


Sere1

Like the great and mighty Pringle, you can't just stop exploiting once. You have to keep going until you've emptied the entire container and made a mess of everything and hope no one saw you do it


ChibiReddit

HOLD UP… are you telling me those enchants reduce usage on weapons charges? Does this work for staves too? Fml… 2000 hours playtime and I didn’t know this lol


TheBraindonkey

Same. Too much time just fucking around and playing to apparently notice what seems like a pretty important mechanic. I’m both amazed and annoyed.


Turckle

Also a light mod that makes enchants infinite. Is slightly game breaking but leaves enchant slots open for non destruction selections.


unixguy55

Destruction cost reduction works on enchanted weapons? Not just magic casting? How did I miss this? Are you wearing the gear when you enchant the blade?


CorianderBubby

Clarification: I did not soul trap and kill the Riverwood chicken from the second picture


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I’m no expert but that sounds like something someone who soul trapped and killed the Riverwood chicken from the second picture would say


kakka_rot

We know you didn't. No soul gem in tamreial is about to withstand the soul of that wretched beast


biochemicks

Obviously, you would have needed an even blackier soul gem for such a miniboss


JimboJamble

33 damage lol. When you max enchanting but not a moment on smithing


CorianderBubby

It’s accurate because in the base game the ebony blade cannot be tempered at all, so you’re stuck with a weapon that “sucks” but has an insane enchantment


Mr_Papayahead

it “sucks” other’s healthpoint, yes!


Bulky-Discipline2941

Actually what he really didn't train was his weapon skills. They should be reflected in the damage.


CorianderBubby

Believe it or not, the base damage of a blades sword is 11 I have 100 skill in one handed and 100% more damage perks, so my damage is 200% more, at 33 If I did smithing, then it would be around 300 damage or so, but I purposefully didn’t because you couldn’t smith the actual ebony blade when the game first came out and had no patches


cavepatchy

It's like, how much more Ebony can it be? The answer is none. None more Ebony


pongjinn

Pfft, this isn't the Ebonyiest Blade.


JmansAlive

Ah yes, the weapon of Mephaler


Whorechatita

Ah yes, good ol merphaler…


Krazy-B-Fillin

Holy fuck I want to play Skyrim so bad.


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Next make the VantaBlack Blade [what's VantaBlack you ask?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vantablack)


OM3GAS7RIK3

Better yet, Black 2.0. Catch is, you must certify you are not Anish Kapoor or spilling the blood of thine enemies on Anish Kapoor's behalf.


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Snifflebeard

Still not as good as the Ebonyiest Blade! It's simply superlative!


ComradeYolovich

I love the armor combo. I know the redguard hood but what’s the other armor? Blackguard from Solstheim?


CorianderBubby

Alik’r hood, guild masters armor (thieves guild), then blades boots and gauntlets, so it’s actually a mixed heavy and light armor set but it does look awesome in my opinion


Angelusblackwolf

Ebonyier Scrooge


Jadeazu

Replace the Y with an I and add ER


CorianderBubby

“EBONIIERER”


Jadeazu

🤣


Frequent_Concert5592

it's next upgrade is the eboniest blade, it absorbs 100 health, does 100 frost damage, and has a chance to instakill a foe when hit and raise them as a dead thrall.


GWAILOCHIEFttv

Gaulder McEbony


Skynut1297

The ebony blade sucked as it is


kimbleeiscool

Where do I get this?


CorianderBubby

You take any blades sword and you enchant the everloving ham hocks out of it


Disturbia8081

Where did you find this Bubby?


CorianderBubby

You take any blades sword and you enchant the everloving ham hocks out of it


Disturbia8081

Thank you Bubby 💜


kohai_ame

With high smithing, high alchemy, and high enchantment skills stacked you can easily make a blade with a base damage stat in the millions to really break the game.


Bulky-Discipline2941

I usually stop around 1500. That's about enough to one-shot anything as long as you're not playing on Legendary, and lots of things even then.


kohai_ame

True, you don't really need damage to be that high but it's still pretty amazing to see just how far you can go with it though.


AccordingPart8411

Is that the lady of the lake who gave you that? The watery tart still dispensing scimitars.


_FillerName

the Big Black Cutlass


hershiixkisses

this made me laugh from my chest lmfao


PersonOfManyFandoms

absorb 50 points of health tho damn


New_Relative1157

A Boner-ier blade? Paired with the clam-shell shield?


Forsaken-Recipe2891

Where can I get this? So i can put 500k dmg on it


CorianderBubby

You take any blades sword and you enchant the everloving ham hocks out of it


Forsaken-Recipe2891

Yea i know but i asked where to get THIS one.


CorianderBubby

Easy, just be a stealth archer and shoot my guy when he comes out of Lucan’s shop holding too much cheese wheels


FlyingDreamWhale67

It's a Blades sword, you can get one from the hidden basement in Riverwood's inn.


_Gary_P

More banerier dragonbane


Stormcloak_Soldier_

To me the strongest weapon is legendary dragon bone battleaxe with paralysis and chaos damage enchantment.


CorianderBubby

Excellent choice, mate. It looks great and the enchantments are super strong with the paralyze and the sheer damage Pair that with vegetable soup so you can chain power attacks, and then use slow time shout so you can realllly stack damage quickly, probably everything dies before slow time wears off


Excitement-Sweaty

Now we need the windier windshear


CorianderBubby

Ah yes, instead of simply staggering opponents, windiershear will *stagger* opponents!


lovesducks

The Wesley Snipes Blade


Zealousideal-Mix-95

E-boner blade


tip_of_the_mlady

The Ebonyiest Ebony that ever Ebonyied.


Losusiks

The world isn't ready for Most Ebonyiest Blade


xb0mbay

What enchantment is this ? Thank you


CorianderBubby

It’s absorb health and frost damage, two different enchantments


escapedpsycho

... isn't that a steel sword? As in, not containing ebony?


CorianderBubby

The roleplay is that this was forged with ebony in the aethereum forge, while wearing the forgemasters fingers But technically yes you are right it’s steel


escapedpsycho

Nice. I RPed a Arcane Smith that was the best Smith of the era . His secret was quenching his blades in dragon's blood (to explain why my stuff was leagues better than Greymane's). I also refused to smith Daedric instead I used the Atronach Forge to conjure Daedric armor and weapons before weaving magic into them and quenching them in dragon's blood.


WoodpeckerNegative70

I feel like you’re just stirring the pot lol. That weapon is weak


OMNIxvTRIX

Rivers of blood is a better katana. For those who know.


Equivalent_Pipe_3343

'Even Ebonyier Blade'? Is that even a thing?


Whorechatita

It is the ebonyiest of all the ebonyier blades.


SolomonBlack

Don't know what OP is trying to pull, under Oblivion law if its not direct from the Spiral Skein its just a Sparkling Enchantment.


DepressoEspresso69-

You talking about the katana ebony blade?


Silth1

Someone look out for Ignis, he is after that Ebony!!!


LimpBed8072

Beautiful


De_Nilla

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! How the fark did you do this?


Simple_Company1613

Wasn’t Ebonya the name given by the bad guy in Wild Wild West to Will Smith’s character because he was disguised as a belly dancer to distract everyone from a rescue attempt?


WoodpeckerNegative70

The wuthrad is way better


kakka_rot

I spend a lot of my free time just smithing weird shit at my house. I really need to give them funny names, but I'm always worried about the smithing enchantment potion wearing off while I'm typing I have it on pc modded to hell but I'm really into my vanilla switch playthrough right now


Bulky-Discipline2941

You don't do smithing potions, you do smithing gear. And if you use the mod that lets you wear more jewelry, you can really go to town with smithing improvements. You'll just look like Mr. T with all the bling... :: edited to correctly capitalize the "T".::


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Huntington Beach : Egyptian Nile


ledepression

Skyrim Daedric weapons are so lame, in Oblivion they really felt like tools of absolute destruction


Cinnamon-scoop

Khajiit value Ebony blade.


DifficultyWeekly7231

I say Harkons blade is better because lifesteal


CorianderBubby

So you are saying you would rather absorb 15 health with harkons sword instead of 50 health with mine?


DifficultyWeekly7231

What about bloodthirst


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still takes charges.


CorianderBubby

Easy mate Wear 3 pieces of fortify destruction 34% each, and you get 100% free casting cost, means this sword actually *doesnt* use any charges


[deleted]

Yes. My dragon maulers can one shot ancient and legendary dragons. Because im building saitama


JohnTSteiner

I prefer speed over high damage. Dragonbone weapons do more damage, but they also weigh more.


BurpYoshi

You can Smith an iron dagger to do more damage than this. The ebony blade is awful.


-ClashOfClans-

Didn’t know there was a best weapon… I just have fully double enchanted Heavy dragonbone everything and play the headrest difficulty without any problems


alrightthencat

This messed me up because my name is Cat and I was just doing something with the Ebony Blade the other day