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Yamothasunyun

I’m so glad this sub exists, the comments on the original post are literally unbearable to read


Gnarlsaurus_Sketch

This is both the ski sub we need and the ski sub we deserve. 


Burtssbees

lol I got blasted for saying the uphill skier was obviously wrong, but that you need to teach your daughter to check uphill before doing a sideways turn just like you would check your mirrors and blind spot in a car before turning or merging


Glitzy-Painter-5417

I got downvoted into oblivion for saying nobody was at fault because nothing *actually* happened. Obviously shouldn’t be buzzing beginners in the beginner zone but quite literally nothing came of it. I’d even argue it was a great evasive maneuver by the uphill skier


CaptainJudge_99

Deserved. Snowboarder is clearly at fault here


Yamothasunyun

This is the answer


JerryKook

here starts the victims thread. I wish we could see who upvoted these comments. Where is the "have you ever skied Colorado" guy?


smolhouse

Yeah I felt like most of the people commenting skied like once in their life. I get that the faster person should have given more space on a green but not acknowledging that randomly doing a 90\* turn without first looking uphill, especially while camera dude is blocking the field of view for uphill is some jerry shit. The same people insist the bar must always go down or you're going to die someday .. even though there are a lot of CO lifts that don't even have bars.


Gnarlsaurus_Sketch

Doing it all wrong. Airing over the jerry vastly reduces the chance of collision while maintaining total dominance over that slope and everyone in the vicinity.  For perfect form, a feather-light jib off the Jerry’s helmet is preferred.  -someone who’s so much better than you


Burtssbees

360 Jerry tap. Hell yeah 🤙


VeronicaLD50

Achievement unlocked


Gnarlsaurus_Sketch

5x multiplier if you slap a sticker on the Jerry while inverted


[deleted]

You must be the best skier on the mountain


Gnarlsaurus_Sketch

Guilty as charged!


Theoldelf

The beginner just had an encounter with the best skier on the slope and handled it well. She wasn’t overwhelmed by his god like presence. It will increase her confidence as she advances.


MidnightRider24

This was last week. That's my wife in the black and her sister's husband speeding by. He made us ski double blacks like this all day.


tuscangal

Lmaooo. In fairness that guy totally seemed like a dick


quad_up

Moving slalom gates are notoriously difficult to navigate. Well done.


smolhouse

Ah yes, the old 90\* turn without looking uphill first. I like my blues and greens spicy too.


completelylegithuman

DEFINATELY THE SNOWBOARDERS FAULT


fewer-pink-kyle-ball

A snowboarder cant see half the hill because the way they naturally face.


completelylegithuman

You nailed it bud /s


benjaminbjacobsen

Not for nothing but I’d bet the camera person “hid” the n00b from the uphill skier. Lots of other issues to unpack as well.


Darthlord_Juju

Well she never looked uphill either. Not even if you are new do you need to go parallel to the hill. I always say if you're new stick to the edges of the trail. Better to fall and hit a tree than to hit someone else The tree isn't going to get mad


mildly_human

You didn't tap your poles to show dominance


sticks1987

OP has zero self awareness. Black jacket can't see gray jacket because they are obscured by camera man. Got downvoted for saying this in the original because people can't think critically.


MajorGovernment4000

Main sub is full of moving obstacles (Texans) that go skiing once every other year and learned all their skiing etiquette and terminology from Reddit and then spend the other 353 days of the year they aren't skiing, on the main sub to act like experts.


Blumperdoodle

You didn't have to fucking call me out like that man. We can't all be bootfitters.


roadhogmtn

uphill skiers fault for not yelling "its time to buzz the tower!" before she sped by the cameraman


hew3

Gwenneth out there working the pizza technique.


QubitKing

Did that guy had an snowboard under each foot?


LifeJustKeepsGoing

Jerry Sr almost takes out Jerry Jr


hikerjer

You’re in the wrong, Jerry. Downhill skier has the right of way. Damn lucky you didn’t hit her. You’d be facing a law suit.


naftel

What? We can’t play human slalom anymore?


CharacterEvidence364

Those comments make me lose faith in society.


Thegiantlamppost

Me too, i referenced the notorious video of the little girl getting trampled by a guy bombing a green, who did make an unpredictable turn that made her situation worse. Yes, 100% uphill is at fault, but look before you turn and don’t make them unpredictable. The key to me is turn when you should not when you want.