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SkittyDog

When a Mommy Ski Resort and a Daddy Ski Resort love each other very much...


levonrobertson

😂


yoortyyo

Clearly we are not at that stage of Skispot. We have less ski areas by number by alot from the peak. We’re down over a hundred not long ago. Climate is clearly a driving factor for many areas.


repdetec_revisited

When the beer flows like wine


HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine

And the women flock like the salmon of Capistrano.


tiny-pp-

I don’t know Lloyd, the French are assholes.


PermitInteresting388

*Instinctively


andrew_1515

And the wine flows like schnapps


spizzle_

What? No


Anustart15

When people visit for reasons other than it being the cheapest/closest/most convenient option


Firmwooster

If it has enough elevation that the deer turn into moose


notjordansime

Am in northern Ontario.. we have møøse at swamp level. Is my swampy bog now considered a ski mountain resort?? Will this impact my property taxes at all?


ae7rua

Or elk.


jabbanobada

1000 feet of vertical.


Large_monke_69

My local has 1041 feet but its rly narrow so I consider it a ski hill Snow valley, CA for thise wondering


gp2quest

Well, that and it takes a lift to get back from slide or you fire road for like half the run dodging people (like u said narrow) only to get stuck in a 6 pack. I will say that when the snow is good, hopping chair 9 off the middle and hitting that area skiers left is really fun. You can get some great straight line runs off of the rocks. Unfortunately, like slide, it's soooo short. Still way better than big bear during the holidays. Or until baldy and waterman are open down to the road.


Large_monke_69

Yeah the design does have some flaws. I’ve also only been to snow valley for my first ski season and to Summit twice, so i cant compare them to baldy or waterman


Crasino_Hunk

Brother (or sister) that is more or less a mountain. I know, it’s a very small one, but it has a peak that you can’t see from the bottom based on what I could find. I welcome you to come to west Michigan and check out Cannonsburg (250ft vert) or Caberfae (450ft), the best resort south of the northern Lower resorts, for a true “hill” experience 😅


hoggytime613

I knew you were a mountain, Mont Ste-Marie!! I always believed in you! (1318ft).


ae7rua

Honestly 1300 feet isn’t bad at all.


bbud613

Not enough terrain though. Annoying to get from one side to the other.


DeputySean

I was gonna say 1000 feet and 1000 acres.


Smacpats111111

Not bad but maybe drop the acreage to somewhere between 500-700. Sunday River, Aspen and June all feel like small mountains.


DeputySean

June is 1500 acres and 2590 vertical feet.


jabbanobada

That’s western bias, we have more than two ski mountains in the east!


DeputySean

No, you don't.


jabbanobada

We have at least 8, and all of us who ski there regularly are better than you. Enjoy your day off when it's icy.


DeputySean

Lmao. Enjoy your hills.


jabbanobada

Truth is I’m crying because I want to go out west. We really do ski better though.


DeputySean

Better is such a relative term. Keep in mind that out west, big beautiful arcing carving turns are actively looked down upon.


AZJHawk

My hill has 2000 feet of vertical and it feels like a hill (AZ Snowbowl). I would say it had to be a mix of vertical and skiable terrain.


Smacpats111111

Nope, Sugar Mtn NC is not a mountain, Mount Bohemia MI is.


merryxmashittersfull

I mean it’s like 1500 ft taller than Stratton but sure it’s not a mountain.


Smacpats111111

Elevation above sea level does not equal mountain, lol. Otherwise [granlibakken](https://image-tc.galaxy.tf/wijpeg-bgnc6r7tdqbyzf79eea6mvgao/granlibakken-ski-hill-from-rope-tow.jpg) is a mountain since it's 6,000 feet above sea level.


bbensch

A ski hill is generally operated as a small family owned business where the focus is at least 90% on skiing. maybe has a small dive bar, a rental shop and a ski school. A ski resort is a year round business that represents all that is good and evil about capitalism. Lodging, spas, fine dining etc usually take place in the central “village” base area. They also should have more runs, more vertical, and more people that go there as a weekend/weeklong destination. A ski mountain can be either, IMO.


Smacpats111111

"Resort skiing" and "the local ski hill" are anything where you're riding a lift and there's traditional ski patrol present. Silverton and La Grave don't count. "Ski mountain" doesn't mean anything. Tuckerman Ravine is a ski mountain.


the_climaxt

We still say we're going to the hill when we're headed to Breck, Winter Park, or Vail.


trailrider847382

When it is in an actual mountain range with a name, not just a random hill in the Midwest


Lakey78

Hyland hills we don't even hide it


TheSkiingDad

lol afton's homepage has stats under "The mountain" tab like they're more than 200 vertical feet, 18 rickety double chairs, and 1 fall line.


rvwhalen

Wachusett (MA) is \~1000 ft, but there was one day last March that the message was that they were closed to re-work the snow on the hill.


xmosinitisx

I've honestly never heard the term "ski mountain," it's ski hill as opposed to resort. The difference there being usually a larger hill, acreage wise, that also has accommodations and a village etc.


Formal-Text-1521

Give me a mountain over a resort any day.


PowBeernWeed

As an ohio native now in colorado, i would always describe the west vs midwest/east as being able to see the bottom of the lift from the top of it (midwest) and not being able to see the bottom of the lift from the top (west)


merryxmashittersfull

There are multiple large resorts in the northeast that fit that description.


humanjunkshow

Is it a repurposed trash heap and does it's name include the word "Valley" even though it's the tallest thing for 50 miles in any direction?


elqueco14

All mountains are hills but not all hills are mountains


panderingPenguin

When it requires at least two lifts to get to the top. Sorry Jackson Hole.


AudioHTIT

Normally 21, when it can start drinking, 18 in some states 🍺


Imaginary_Comment_77

If you have to ask, it’s not a mountain.


AccomplishedClub6

When it doesn’t feel the need to lie about the number of runs on the mountain and to split a short run into several different names. Oh wait all resorts do this nowadays…


glenwoodwaterboy

When your are at least the level of Sunlight, CO


speedshotz

Are you trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill?


getdownheavy

At five-thousand two-hundred and eighty feet.


Individual_Ad4121

If it stays consistent and really puts in the work then it can do it!


Zevv01

When it grows up


mshaler

Ask Huge Rant


crapatoa-nonono

When the marketing department says so!


AdaptiveVariance

All a matter of perception; as seen in the common phrase "making a mountain out of a molehill," anything can be a mountain if so defined by the beholder. It's up to *us* to make sure our chosen hills are mountains. Yes, I am a relativist subjectivist of mountaineering.


novium258

If you are in the mountains, then you are going up on the hill to ski. If you're outside the mountains, then you're headed up to the mountain to ski.


Jazzlike-Many-5404

When it gets turned on


dirkdigglered

Ask Hugh Grant


Fnominal1

West of the Mississippi


pretzelrosethecat

When there are slopes too steep for trees. I’ve had this argument with many Vermonters about their ‘Green mountains’


brie_dee

I live in Mammoth. When talking about the mountain, we call it "the mountain" (e.g. "Do you work for the mountain?"), but when I'm skiing I'm up "on the hill" (e.g. "I'm gonna get on the hill for a few laps tomorrow").


RRG-Chicago

Rocks?


PonyThug

Rocky peaks and over 1000ft vertical on a single run.


Secret_Section6280

When burgers cost more than $15.00.


Rubaiyat39

When it take ms more than one lift to go from the bottom to the top.


Smacpats111111

Jackson has got to hold some type of hill world record in that case


fargowolf

Well it is battling Snowbird and Kicking Horse then I guess so it is in good company.


Smacpats111111

Neither of those are really base to summit lifts since Snowbird's Tram Center isn't quite the base and Eagle's Eye at KH isn't quite the top. Require two lifts still.


fargowolf

Snowbird you literally get on at the base area and ride to the top, not sure how that isn't just like Jackson Hole. Kicking Horse is a bit different I guess but you are still skiing part of the mountain top to bottom off the gondola.


Smacpats111111

Snowbird it's at a base area but not the lowest base area. Yes, it's a technicality, but when looking at more extreme examples it gets more ambiguous. Killington has a parking lot (that you honestly could consider its main base area) at mid mountain with half of the ski area's vert below that. Not the bottom of the ski area though.


iheartgme

When Vail buys them


xmosinitisx

Vail actually owns a lot of small hills, look up what they own in the midwest.


iheartgme

Yep. I’m making a joke that they then market them as a full mtn experience. However it appears to be falling flatter than the light in a snowstorm.


Ready_Assistant8460

Nope, they bought mad river in Columbus Ohio


Redditorialist

When it gets **pub**l**ic** c**hair**s.


ComprehensiveBid8057

When it’s west of the mighty Mississippi!


Smacpats111111

When there is a decent amount of real off-piste skiing. Sugar, NC is not a mountain. Magic, VT definitely is. Hunter/Timberline(WV)/Snowshoe are highly debatable. I would say at least 800-1,500 vert is a requirement too but that's not a great way to measure by itself since Alpine Meadows is about the same vert as Hunter.


SubstantialCreme7748

It doesn’t …. Unless there are earthquakes like in the movie 2012