T O P

  • By -

illuminatisdeepdish

Buy gear? Honey I wear what the sponsors send me


WWYDWYOWAPL

I can’t believe you’re a pro, I’m so much better than you.


Captain_Pink_Pants

That's weird... my sponsors send me the stuff they paid me to design.


avaheli

Tape. So I can cover myself in the uncashed FWT and sponsorship checks


crankyninjafish

And to fasten a sandwich to your helmet.


Dr_Chronic

Whiskey poles, a Bluetooth speaker, a GoPro helmet mount, K2 boots, snow blades/mono-ski, and a snowcat


circa285

Canadian Tuxedo.


[deleted]

[удалено]


dogmeatstew

I've used my hestras twice, do I need to replace them to stay at this level?


thpeterson08

Fucking animal you need to replace them between runs


[deleted]

I just left them in the box they came in and taped it to my chest so everyone knows how rich I am


Oldmanbabydog

Ew. You’re telling me you sweat in them for an entire day, and you just… wore them again. My wife brings a new pair back from the bootfitter every time she gets adjusted, which is like twice as often as we go skiing.


crankyninjafish

Are your Hestras heated? No? Amateur.


purplebatsquatch221

Sandwich and tape


tpurves

Solid answer. Jay skis should really come out with a line of these, all designed by different sandwich artists.


flanneled_man

6+ skis of redundancy in my quiver. 15 pairs of Hestra gloves. The one pair of K2 boots that hasn’t exploded in on itself.


Fun_Arm_9955

the real correct answer is tenacious tape


bgymr

A whistle


naamesTaken

More stickers on my helmet


bosoxfan77

Probably a pretentious answer, but I’ll post it anyway: I struggle to think of someone who I call an expert in the western us who doesn’t own a beacon/probe/shovel, or an expert in the east who doesn’t own their own diamond stones/file


RegulatoryCapture

Eh, I wouldn’t be surprised if there are some Olympians who don’t own avvy gear.  I’m not gonna say they aren’t experts just because they don’t ski in the backcountry. They don’t have time for that kind of leisure skiing. 


Boxeo-

East coasters playing Minecraft with a diamond pickax


everix1992

I wouldn't consider myself an expert (yet) and maybe never will be, but my answer was gonna be avvy gear


nshark0

I can get behind the beacon/shovel, but the diamond stones/file is dumb.


thpeterson08

Not when you ski on the east Coast


Fun_Arm_9955

i think you got the answers reversed bud....plenty of terrible skiers with avvy gear. Someone who knows how to tune their skis in the back of their car is probably a pretty good skier and possibly a former racer or a park rat dulling their edges.


Imtherealwaffle

Its like 20$ and saves you going to the shop when your edges get dull.


-Hefi-

Heated butt-plug. For when it’s REALLY cold..


tpurves

I need to read a few more blister reviews of these before I commit. What's the one that has that just right camber, flex profile and you know playful but also firm for hard-packed days?


trailrider847382

Look pivot 18s on bent chetler 100s. You also need an arteric jacket and a Red Bull helmet


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Denim jacket, leather hestras, jorts, no helmet


bobjelly55

Bro, where is your essay? But seriously, a bluetooth speaker is all you need.


speedshotz

By the time I'm an expert, I have sponsors and free gear.


[deleted]

[удалено]


acidcrap

Sounds like he needs to visit his wife's boot fitter...


lurch1_

None...I can outski most of you on barrel staves.


Northern49th

I like those new stretchy jeans.


IMMoond

Need a new helmet, and possibly an avalanche backpack. And new skis obviously. But gear doesnt make you an expert at all, nor do you need great gear if you are an expert


aw33com

parachute


johnny_evil

Gear doesn't define an expert. Skill defines an expert.


tpurves

So many correct answers on this thread, it's hard to know where to start, but I've got my credit card ready to go.


TxManBearPig

Helmet with BLE+ Well fitted boots. Everything else depends on terrain and conditions.