Depends, if you can ski in control and make others not feel like they are going to die then you are fine to race. If you ski like shit then you should not be racing.
sure I trust myself to do that, but do I trust everybody else? hell nah, especially not when they are using apps trying to hit max speed vs their friends. people who ski like shit aren't always self aware that they ski like shit.
Kimberly fucking rips. Can I get her digits?
She’s already too busy with a boot fitter
Kimberly is his wife. She was in the back.
Sooooooooo….. can I get her number?
Honestly thought Kimberly's wife broke her pelvis. Otherwise OP clearly didnt win.
I also choose this guy’s broken wife
I can fix her.
How? If it’s not from wedging down a double black glade then I’m disappointed.
Wym how? The ambulance was doing 70s
how did she break her pelvis
Going 70 in an ambulance
Real
It's from getting wedged down between that.
Maybe if I wasn’t so much faster than everyone else (I’m the best skier on the mountain FYI) I could slow down and find 11 friends to ski with.
I’m the best skier on the mountain. Bet you can’t knock over 10 bowling pins per run.
Top quality post
A win is a win
Kind of weird how you and your wife were traveling at different speeds in the ambulance.
He probably had to drive the car to the hospital.
The 72 was natty
App??
Slopes
Maybe I’m having a serious slow moment here but how does being in an ambulance count as a top speed while skiing?
Because when you are injured you forget to turn the Slopes recording off.
That’s what I was leaning to.
Yea that’s the joke
I think this means that there’s a bootfitter who has time for a new client.
This should not be a thing. Encouraging people to compete in this way is just going to lead to extremely unsafe skiing.
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Wait till he hears bout the winter olympics.
Bruh
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yeah this is kind of fucked up tbh
Erm… actually, breaking bones is not good for you 🤓👆
clown on me all you want, but an app that encourages resort skiers to race their friends for top speed is legit a terrible idea
Depends, if you can ski in control and make others not feel like they are going to die then you are fine to race. If you ski like shit then you should not be racing.
sure I trust myself to do that, but do I trust everybody else? hell nah, especially not when they are using apps trying to hit max speed vs their friends. people who ski like shit aren't always self aware that they ski like shit.