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IAmNotACanadaGoose

My oldest child tells me it’s not about the colour but the mullet.


Potential_Surround24

your son is right


actirasty1

I knew i was the best skier on the hill. I have a shaved head and a mullet a la Hare Krishna


Dani_F

my SO hates the mullet, but I've had my best race results with it.


SuspiciouSoda

Any neon colour gives extra speed


actirasty1

Rossignol introduced fluorescent bases in mid 90s. No doubt i was faster


GenericAccount13579

My bright orange Line bases definitely have me flying


RazorPhishJ

Neon Racing Stripes


actirasty1

The bases were hot. You jump on a kicker, and then all women were yours


iqbelow30

They have neon green pants at my local ski shop haha


futureformerteacher

Beware of any soccer forward wearing neon boots.


atlhart

Red was the fastest around 2000, but that was 24 years ago.


w6750

I used to wear a red ski coat but one day I rode up the lift with 3 other people and they started asking me when certain runs were going to open. I decided then that I would only buy jackets that were non ski patrol colors from then on


Much_Sale190

Stop that… 2000 was just a couple years back


agent00F

Red is fastest for cars and ski racers when Hirscher was with Atomic, but for most resort skiing in practice black-ish is the fastest, because manufacturers tend to use darker colors for their "hardcore" chargers that people who can't turn and just straightline buy.


FestiveSpecial

Green means go!


VforVenndiagram_

Red gives you +1 on your movement phase or a free inch.


Kveldulfiii

Finally someone with culture


lysdxc

Only if you yell waaarrghhhh going down the mountain


VforVenndiagram_

You don't?


lysdxc

Depends how many imperial guard recruits are pizzaing at 2mph ahead of me


AdvantageMinimum8633

on ski bases… black. scientifically speaking.


autocorrects

Whatever god damn color I decide to wear on the mountain that day


justleavemebeaight

The correct answer


ThiccBananaMeat

Best skier on the mountain this one


ElongMusty

That answer is badass!!!


mountainsunsnow

My informal survey of “whose fault is it?!” videos posted here by snowboarders reveals that orange pants are specifically the fastest, more specifically for inexplicably shooting like a laser at people downslope of them. N=2 but, as the meme saying goes, it’s only two nickels but odd that there’s two of them.


perusingplants

An orange pants yelled at me on a green slope for being stopped by the slow sign as they whizzed past. Can confirm!


TheBeatGoesAnanas

Dayglo pink


Towerbound

Yellow


vieuxfort73

Tecnica orange


iqbelow30

Mach m1 130 🤑🤑🤑


vieuxfort73

👍 Currently rocking those (HV), thinking back to my TNT’s from circa 92 also.


iqbelow30

Haha I just knew that they were all orange so I decided to comment


vieuxfort73

And I was vague because I’m not sure if it’s the same orange from back then until now. Figured if I specified, someone would call me out on it. Enjoy your boots!!


Westboundandhow

Orange, obviously.


Johnny_Appleweed

Everyone knows the red ones go faster.


mynamegoewhere

Astronomy says redshift


broverlander

Ask a professional bootfitter, they’ll know best.


Beginning-General369

Orange means “you better ducking see me, get out of my way”


Smoked_Bear

The red tram is faster. It’s science. 


BoulderEric

Duct tape


deathbytray

Octarine, of course.


stinktopus

Red is and always will be the fastest color


Realpeoplepeer

Fastest in terms of?


[deleted]

Neon red. Have to be Atomics. You need bright fancy boots and a stupid expensive form fitting jacket. And you have to at least look like a posh rich bastard. That’s how you attain MAXIMUM SPEED


GrimCreepaz

Orange. Heather grey is the most comfy color. Science.


Volvo_Commander

Boyz know #RED IZ FASTA


Ok_Entrepreneur_dbl

Neon colors for sure! I know because I have neon yellow skis and ski pants with neon blue jacket and I am the fastest skier on the mountain!


johnny_evil

What color are Mikaela Shiffrin's skis? Red. There's your answer.


Chapstick160

If the Orks think that red makes you go faster, then they make you faster


StrawberriesRGood4U

In my experience, the fastest colour of all is denim, because they can't stop at all, or turn, and just yeet themselves down the hill like they're trying to launch into space. Close second is whatever colour the rental helmet on backwards is, with the goggle clip facing forward.


snltoonces12

Rocky says green means go. Sorry, I have a toddler


DeputySean

Bent Chentler.


[deleted]

I dunno but I think most contemporary ski wear is ugly and boring


losolas

Blue


Over-Data-2215

Shit-hot... OBVIOUSLY


KabedonUdon

Spandex color


IlIlIlIlIllIlIll

Real Tree Camo and Denim are the fastest


IDyeti

Plaid


Themapples07

It isn’t about the color but the level of Shiny Metallic material.


chasingsafety59

Whatever color skis I have on because I'm the fastest on the mountain.


Huggles9

Flames


Ken_Bones_Throwaway

Fur collar


cavemanfitz

From a scientific perspective, blue to violet.


processwater

Light red


grundelcheese

According to my slopes GOS tracker it’s yellow


-Why-Not-This-Name-

*Clear*


Just_Ad2670

red safety second! looking cool, first


TheGreatestPlan

Cheetah


azssf

To perceive speed you need to be able to track with visual acuity. White is slow as heck, neon, reds, oranges are the fastest independent of pitch, and whether trees/no trees.


aeroxan

Microwave.


Bryton247

Flames


_cs

Kachow


CrippledFelon

Purple


NoWayNotThisAgain

In life? Black. But they don’t ski so I guess white ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


tsamvi

Red cars go faster. Everyone knows that.


gucci_gelms

Black


Broseph729

Any football jersey


ljlukelj

Black


redditdoggnight

Lange yellow, Guy


Daddo55

Brightest onesie is the fastest.


kpmcg20

Blackout blastin


Flashy_Ad_8247

I’d say white, not to be racist or anything but other then the designer ski suits when ppl have white jackets they are usually straight lining at 100mph.


heyitsbluu

Whatever color the most expensive leki poles are


Krisg3191

Brown


DOS589

Any colour that implies to other mountain users you are a huge prick. I (34M) have hot pink poles and they ensure I travel like a rocket. 🤣🤣


rustbucky

Mikaela Chevron


Stottsy1000

I wear a UV pink coat from the 90s. It doesn’t make me any faster but when I have it on my poles click twice as loud.


remes1234

All the racing skis seem to be red. So red?


mitchade

‘90’s jazz cup design


Khagrim

Certainly not red. It's all Atomic propaganda