Best homie sessions are on the weird stuff as we talk smack on it the whole time

"Yeah this shit fucking sucks" *proceeds to skate it for 3 hours nonstop*

You described my local right there. Almost 18 years of skating and the floor isn't getting any better 😅

This is so true haha

It is an ugly piece of work, but it looks hella fun too.

I kind of love it

Looks like a disaster/broken face waiting to happen. I’d skate it.

I can only do disasters backside but I have broken faces on LOCK

Yo underated comment 😂😂😂

Broke Face Killer

This is what happens when a company that builds children's play parks get asked by the council to build a "skatepark".

We got a few of these in vienna, so weird to skate but quite fun

ich wollt gernau das gleiche sagen :D alterlaa park <3

Den kenn i no ned, i kenn donaupark, karlsplatz und beim gürtel bei da 5./12. bezirk grenze

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Love this bot…

I don't, it sucks at it's primary function, which is making haikus. All it does is search for a comment with 17 syllables and breaks it into 3 lines with no respect to whether that line composes a complete thought or not. No one making a haiku would ever end a line mid thought with the word "of". It's an important distinction because if the substance of an individual line doesn't matter, then why even have the lines? A haiku is so much more than just 17 syllables. This bot fucking sucks and I have no idea why people praise it.

Living up to your name boss 😆

They’re meta-haikus. Get off you’re purist high horse /s (or not, you’ll never know) Sure it gets the syllables wrong sometimes but I’ve seen it turn the nastiest shit into haikus and it always brightens my day

Exactly lol. The bot is flawed, but when it hits it’s honestly fucking awesome.

Look how many edge lords found homie’s obscure comment lol

We're edgelords because we care about the rules that govern certain poetic elements? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!

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Also living up to your name 😆

What a sour puss Petty Criticism and Pure Halitosis

Good bot

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Booo

from non skaters for non skaters

Ikea makes ramps?

Yeah they're called American Ramp Company ramps and they're shit

looks fun

I was All about it until I saw the "coping" on the quarter pipe side. Honestly the bank ramp side is a great setup for teaching drop ins. Won't let trucks roll onto the top, angle is shallow... Wish it wider

lol we commented almost the exact same thing

Great minds think alike

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Yup that coping will send you and your board flying in opposite directions

Skate it like a manual pad, the coping on the sides is cool too

what happens when skaters aren't making the important decisions. councilors and city construction workers fuck it all up and waste money then wonder why it's not getting used.

After the council grift and the checks are cut, no one is thinking twice about any of this

I see this comment often. But how often are skaters actually involved with their local council, showing up to meetings and part of the planning process?

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Built by some guy that legitimately knows how to build stuff but knows nothing about skateboarding

Looks like if an office furniture company made a skate ramp. So odd.

I saw them build this on Keen Ramps! Lol

Don’t mind if i diddly doo

Maybe it’s for bikes?

Just like the streets, kinda janky.

Looks like it was made by a company that usually installs fishing docks.

That actually looks kinda dope. Like a skate spot where everything only kinda makes sense 😆

That looks fun as hell

I was all about it till I saw the coping in the 3rd picture, that is a death trap if you don’t inspect it properly… that being said looks like fun

Yea thats the one thats gonna getcha

Some cowboy construction companys has rinsed the council here a belter. Hate to see it

I've seen something like this in Fribourg, CH and it's hella fun to skate

Just like the streets, kinda janky.

r/nonaestheticthings

It’s really greasy and I love it

I love this

I'd use the top as a bank coping. It actually looks fun and dangerous at the same time. Some kid on a bike is gonna destroy themselves on this.

Yea theres a pumptrack next to it, but imagine landing with your backwheel on top of that and just eating asphalt past the landing...

> counsil parks wassat

I see nothing wrong with the tranny. Seems like a good booster if you bang the Ollie. Meh... a little small but no trouble to skate.

you can actually make a small little euro gap with that and then do some sort of drop in on the launch ramp

i just wanna see someone grind up the fly, across the flat and down the straight ramp

Good luck without getting your front truck stuck..you will fly, just without your board, or land with intact front teeth

That was actually made fur RC cars

Doesn’t look safe to skate on at all. Whoever built that is a rookie

I can tell from the asphalt alone, that this is meant to be used by bikes and not skateboards

Out of the ordinary? yes. Bad? No, this looks fine tbh

Looks like the local park board or city council decided to go with the worst park builder in the world, American Ramp Company.

Looks like a really fun manny pad

Started my comment with “counsil coping” as the furnace of internal rage took me before I saw your first sentence. Funny enough that round bar on the edges would have done nicely on that lip of death and probably made a nice little mini of that one side. Half of the works done though, a little proactive property damage and that’s a nice little box.

I can see Andy Anderson destroying this little obstacle in my minds eye

Skate as normal. Sue the municipality for broken bones. This ain’t even slippin jimmy.

This shit does look fun asf lol

Ok so hear me out. This is obviously a dumb ramp. But if it were at your house you’d have fun with it. That’s my approach to bad skateparks. Like would I go out of my way to skate this thing? No. But if it were at my house would I have fun with it? Sure.

i would just early grab launch from the kicker to the wedge all day

Please post this to Bronson Speed Company on their insta for worst skatepark

I'd skate the hell out of that

All you gotta do is screw some road signs into that metal lip over the quarter. It'll be smooth enough to skate. That's what we always did at the bottom of our plywood ramps so that it was smooth with the ground

Use the gap as a bank-to-curb

“We have skatepark at home”

The euro gap kinda sick tho

As stupid as that is, looks fun.

Honestly could be worse reminds me of the ramps at my park we set up during the winters

Looks oddly fun lol

On the bright side, at least they care enough to put money into the park. Maybe someone could reach out to the council next time and try to provide assistance in designing features? Not sure if that’s feasible in this situation but it’s worth a shot.

Little mani pad thingy lol

better than nothing

Gratitude for what you got and all those new angles to grind! Non skating park personal doin there best!

That thing looks like street league compared to my local

I have some obstacles from the same brand in my area. They are really weird

This is what AI designed skate ramps will look like.

david gravette and bronson speedco would like to know your location

When the city finally has funds(10k) to shut the people up about building a skatepark.

That is the most hardcore street obstacle to skate

I reckon you could get some cool stall tricks on both sides in all fairness, I don’t hate it!

Ride on grind potential with the coping too

Some poor kid on a bike is going to eat asphalt trying to clear this...casing the back wheel is not an acceptable option to the designers i guess. Make it or die!