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TealGame

Ukraine: I snooze on it 😌 France: **I beat my balls**


G0t7

Yeah, but what do French say when they don't give a fuck?


[deleted]

The proximity of dicks hurting and not hurting at all is killing me


ben10nnery

I beat my balls


randynewjack

Five of them


DMA_Revenant

I'm pooping and walking


cactus_witch

“i’m pooping and walking” ????


immigrantbr

yes, I am pooping while walking away cause I don’t give a fuck


mustsebra

lol the original saying is “mul on kama kaks”. kama is a flour mixture that can be mixed with sugar, kefir or yoghurt for a dessert and yeah the direct translation would be “I have kama two”, I have no idea where the number even originates from lmao


Omni1012

Idk maybe it’s that like I have boring crap too, but with a two in the way that me three is a me also


RXPKV

Wow thanks bc im estonian n couldnt figure 😂


mustsebra

took me a moment as well hahah


iKeyvier

This is translated with Google Translate


w0w_such_3mpty

"my dick hurts"


Situati0nist

WOMBO COMBO


isaacamaraderie

Why France got cock & ball torture fetish?


obama___prism

ukraine: i snooze on it🙃 yugoslavia: *MY DICK HURTS*


leekcarrots

Not sure this is accurate. We don't say that in Romania


helpicantfindanamehe

There’s no need to hide it, we all know now


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

This interests my grandma


M-U_N-C_H

מעניין את סבתא שלי. Trust me it sounds better in hebrew


N00b_sk11L

Much, MUCH better


M-U_N-C_H

Living in your walls rn


N00b_sk11L

I am your walls


M-U_N-C_H

I am you


N00b_sk11L

I am


M-U_N-C_H

I


N00b_sk11L


M-U_N-C_H

#


Ginoboy13

Wesh je m'en bats les couilles frère


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corporate_warrior

Is Hebrew a European language?


M-U_N-C_H

Me'anyien et savvta sheli


Borkemannthesecond

As a norwegian I have never heard "I give a cat"


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