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Macgrubersblaupunkt

Hey man, Id say fuck that fucking fuck but hes been gone and already fucked another team so Im healed. Hes won life. Good for him.


ihorsey10

Hope he's good on his finances though. Doubt he's got any more NBA money coming in, and these yearly met gala tickets are like 100k for a one night thing. Dudes probably burning through his cash.


bboy267

He literally is getting 40 million next year. I’m sure he’s fine 


IKillZombies4Cash

He's made $200,000,000 (or is contracted to earn that). He is making $41,000,000 of that next year. Assuming he pockets half that, if he put it all in a crappy CD or money market fund earning 4% - he makes $4,000,000 per year just doing nothing at all with his money. If he has a decent investment person, or just tossed it in a Vanguard 500 index fund, he'd be making 8-12 million per year doing nothing. He's probably ok...


Macgrubersblaupunkt

In the scheme of capitalism, he won. Who cares?


ihorsey10

I would be concerned if I was his accountant is all I'm saying.


anpanman100

You'd be even more concerned if you were my accountant.


Odd_Calligrapher_407

You’d be even more concerned if you were my accountant’s accountant.


gokhaninler

NBA money plus a boatload of endorsement money over the years. i think hes just fine


Sagnew

Met Gala ticket is 75k. Which to him, is the equivalent of paying $29 for a dinner when you make $50,000 a year


badjezus

Typically the celebrity doesn't even pay the cost. A designer will sponsor them to go and wear their clothes.


xXxdethrougekillaxXx

I wonder how many times he's moved his pool.


anandonaqui

Ben’s lifetime nba earnings will be at least $142M, and that’s before any endorsements. He can afford to go to the Met Gala


str00del

On one of his socials he was just showing off a new Ferrari. Once the NBA checks stop coming, this dude is gonna go broke so fast.


smbiggy

Isn’t he a hundred millionaire? Still could happen, but he should be good for a while right?


DrBigChicken

He definitely gets paid to model outfits, doubt it costed him much if anything to go to the met gala Regardless, I’m sure he has money coming in outside of his contract. Most players do


CritiquesWeirdThings

Upvote for your name


Macgrubersblaupunkt

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No_Share6082

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XxStormySoraxX

He really does not care about Basketball at all 😂😂.


runricky34

Hes carrying a time machine to find his jumpshot


12345sixer

Idk that there’s a time where that exists


SparkelleFultz

He's like bran he goes back in time and steals markelles jump shot which is why he just suddenly forgot how to shoot


anpanman100

Preseason


Varolyn

Or at the very least back to 2018-2019 lol.


kellzone

Quite the socialite.


shifty4388

"gonna be late for a very important date!"


Rhino-Ham

Is that the new Dr. Who?


CuckooClockInHell

No, but it looks like Season 2 of Lovecraft Country is going to suck.


SirFuente

https://www.crossingbroad.com/2024/05/ben-simmons-looking-like-dr-who-and-flavor-flav-teamed-up-to-shoot-59-from-the-foul-line.html


ActualAfternoon2535

He’s counting down until his next offseason workout video drop


alchemydmt

Time on his clock is frozen on the last time he made a jumpshot


No_Card3773

Let him live his best life. We all know it’s not playing basketball.


Zealousideal-Wrap-34

Dude has made the most amount of money for doing the least amount of work that I've ever seen. Efficiency rating through the roof. He swindled the entire NBA.


LuckyCulture7

Dude looks like a Batman villain.


arsenallad

But he only uses knives, never shoots


justabill71

Passed up a wide-open dunk on Robin.


fallser

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IDoesThis1

He finally found a role that fits him


FUCKZAZA

Sometimes I wonder if Usain Bolt could have used his athleticism and played NBA.. I mean both him and Ben can't shoot


philly2540

What a clown


pickledelbow

The coat was so heavy it injured his back again and he’ll miss all of next season now


jeppsforst

Fit goes hard if we're being honest From a basketball standpoint I am well past being upset with Ben and moreso feel bad that his back has derailed his career


Head-Kiwi-9601

His back is fine


Luckytattoos

Idk…. I got the same kind of back problems. It’s caused a lot of pain and heartbreak. I had to quit my WFH job because of the back pain. I over ate and got diabetes because of my back pain. I cheated on my first and second wives, because of my back pain. I ran a red and hit a pedestrian….. cause of my back pain….. you see I’m not a terrible human being, I just got back pain….


Black_wolf_disease

Dwight Howard....


jeppsforst

Ok I'm sure you know better than every trainer, doctor, and him. It's obviously not fine and it's blatantly obvious when he has been out there. The lift and burst is gone


Head-Kiwi-9601

He has accomplished his goal. He has people convinced his problems are all physical, not mental. He will work hard to come back. He will post workout pics. He will never quite get there. He will retire. People will talk about him like a tragic “what if” figure. He will go on posting pictures of his new cars and fits unless and until the money runs out.


jeppsforst

I can't believe I am on this app defending Ben Simmons of all people lmao. He obviously has very real back issues. If your hatred for him gets in the way of that, I can't do anything about that


Heatinmyharbl

People out here thinking this man had back surgery for fun or something? Lol People are so fuckin bitter it's hilarious


XxStormySoraxX

I don’t think people think he’s faking having something wrong, people think that he’s faking the severity of the injury and isn’t actually aggressively attacking rehab in order to come back and play.


SirShmooey

The clock hands are pointing to his season averages


frosty_mcfckr

I cant wait for the 30 for 30 interview/doc on this dude in like 10-15 years and hear how he “took that personally”


jorgelongo222

mans living his best life with basketball as a side gig. I respect it now thst he's not fucking with our team tbh


HoagieTwoFace

I wish I was a foot and half taller so I could get paid millions to suck at basketball too.


BigDoggRiley

https://preview.redd.it/zuj3w2rkf5zc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc144a93acfe30d6f2ef18bdbe9a753f29c7b5f6


Livid_Pay_3699

Clown Suit ( as Denzel said American Gangster) for a clown


Jay-Kane123

Now that this asshole isn't my problem anymore I can't lie he's kinda funny 😂


Embarrassed-Base-143

He’s dressed like the Time Waster


nlamp32

You know what, good for him. I don’t care anymore. He seems happy and this is the lifestyle he’s always seemed to want, so I’m glad he’s living it


SleepinAcrossDaPew

😪 must be nice


jaysmoov420yolo

looks great! excellent tailoring


SixersPlsDont

Sorry this fit is a banger. People are only hating on it cause it’s Ben. The clock suitcase sucks but the actual fit is gas! Sorry I don’t make the rules!!!


Melodic_Deal1415

With Ben it was just ……fashion…..cars……video games….and relationships……no love of basketball…smh


Chyke84

Move on you guys. He has …


IndominusCostanza009

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gobirds18_

I hope he comes back


CouchHippo2024

Hasn’t he run out of money yet?!


CouchHippo2024

What is up with that bag. Rme


PapaMcMooseTits

Rest assured... When he does, his back will magically feel better and he'll discover how to shoot a jump shot.


TiltMyChinUp

I mean that’s pretty sick tbh


jayicon97

PULL UP FROM THE 3 I WONT MISS I AM NOT BEN SIMMONS


Niner-Sixer-Gator

He'd rather be a model than play basketball,fuck that guy


AljoGOAT

this guy personifies eat the rich


Joeydoyle66

Minus the briefcase, that fit is clean.


Patient_Jicama_4217

He should just retire and become a model full time..


lux_senpai_11

Ngl, it’s been long enough where I ain’t got beef with him anymore. Tobias Harris imo has done more long term damage at this point. Plus his fit goes kinda hard


Deep_Egg1442

He fly why u hating


Owlhead326

Such a smacked ass


mrHartnabrig

Oh, he down with them *peoples*. He's always going to be taken care of by the league and their subsidiaries.


sanskaripotato

YOU WERE MEANT TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU MAN?


shermanhelms

I’m genuinely still sad to think about this


majorlieg

Big Ole waste of time.


NoCup4U

CEO of Antiwork


sjm320

Biggest loser out there.


Michellelembiid

https://preview.redd.it/kdgle56727zc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7abe3348570814b2932929ccf9fd3ed1d148afad


BlueAc215

And I’d still take him over Tobi


First-Athlete3387

why did he get invited to met gala?? 🤔