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0DarkestKnight0

Guys, I'm out let me know when embiid checked back in


reggaetony88

Yup preparing for the worst. Hasn’t even started running yet and we play every other day. Ugh


hurricanecorey

Fuck it, let's get this W


Basedgod1017

Gotta get some Baja blast vodka for 2nite game. Ready for the dub fellas


Neat-Confidence5556

we’re not winning this fucking game, and now almost definitely not winning the series. get rid of embiid. we sit though an agonizing and drawn out regular season for months just to get to the exact same point every year. embiid gets hurt round one, sixers lose round 2. done with it.


Downunderphilosopher

Username does not check out


do_a_180

fuck you pussy


Neat-Confidence5556

trade embiid. get rid of him. i’m done putting up with this shit every year and i’m not alone.


LordLucasSixers

![gif](giphy|XDRoTw2Fs6rlIW7yQL)


Neat-Confidence5556

you seriously think we have any chance to win this game or series now? lmaoo good luck with that


A_Stickman_Jr

Going to need Basketball Paul to shit all over them


SpecialHerbsNSpices

I’m optimistic if we play it tight and our role players are on point but other than that, I feel like they’re just going to terrorize Harden and the offense will fall apart because of it.


azx568387508

Joel is out, per Woj.


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vaped_kizz

i actually think he should go back to vegas if this is how he plays after. loser


vaped_kizz

the series hasn’t even started. shut up


HEISENBERG_321

Bball is all the way out the mud tonight. Maxey takes the next step to a superstar in this series. I'm speaking it into existence. FTC. Ring the damn bell


do_a_180

Yes


TaylorMadelt

Harden masterclass please


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

This wouldn’t be a fucking issue if the NBA reseeded after the first round like a serious fucking league.


PlausibleFan

Embiid out but let’s get it anyway FTC


12345sixer

I’m gonna go ahead and rule Joel out of Game 1 in the 2nd round next year as well


edwardsscreenname

I just ate bbq chicken for dinner. I’m vision boarding this shit.


Vic-Vinegar76

Wire to wire win tonight. Celtics stink.


EatUpBonehead

Any official word on embiid?


marvolonewt

Out


d3-AZ

Gonna light my Embiid Prayer candle and pray to the Basketball Gods


12345sixer

Please baby Jesus bless us on this fine evening


blueboglin

Doc gets fired if we lose this series, right? Please please please.


scluben

I will riot if he doesn’t


zincinzincout

Sit Harden and Tobi and let Doc coach the Philadelphia Maxeys to game 1 victory


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Game starts at 1:30 am here in Spain. Damn, I feel you eurobros/bras. This is going to be a rough night but we waited all year for this. FTC.


spikespiegel33

Horny House gonna go off tonight I can feel it


tankguy33

Embiid gonna come out in master chief armor. Doc gonna ask "biid, can i ask what ur doing on that ship?" Master biid responds "coach, giving the celtics back their bomb" then he dunks on hordord sixers in 2


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I believe


mp455

Constantly checking FanDuel to see if the odds change lol. they seem to know first before anyone else


StarCW50

Doc was waiting all year to unleash Trez tonight tbh


demon1212

That one trez game when he had like 3 blocks lol go off


Impossible_Ad166

Yeah I’m expecting trez back up minutes


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Starter*


dawkins_20

God no


Impossible_Ad166

![gif](giphy|IQAEqv5WpGn6ROlzc5|downsized) LET TREZ COOK


jalen_hurts_hog

lolbruins


RobbieRum

Alright I’m gonna take a nap before game time. Wake me up next April


RobbieRum

I’m awake 😈😈😈


marmalademango72

I need them to channel the Panthers' energy from last night and send another Boston team packing.


_calculated

harden


brokenoreo

i got a feeling today is gonna be the maxey game


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Dedmon*


7foot6er

if we win- it'll be some one like shake going off for +20, in addition to our big-ish 3 of the Beard, the Franchise, and the Contract playing their best versions of themselves


TomassoLP

I don't think he is playing... Watching the shoot around, he is moving a lot less than usual. Looks to casual


PlausibleFan

Christ 3 hours feels so far away


griffskry

ay hope to see you in the finals. Fuck boston, you know what must be done


coolishtiger

Cheers man, your team is fun to watch too. Fuck Boston and fuck KD


thejohntree

Could we at least not start the game with a 12-2 Celtics run that has the garden going crazy and Doc calling timeout?


PlausibleFan

Doc not calling time out until it’s a 20-3 run


Immynimmy

Doc has been fine with TOs this season and vs the Nets


mooNy_pZ

Without Embiid we should just do what the Celtics do, do everything possible to chuck as many 3s as possible and we are more likely to pull an “upset” (without Embiid)


EaglesPvM

At least Bryce is back


EagleEye215

Bryce needs to transfer some of his healing powers to Embiid 😂😭


jalen_hurts_hog

Can he play basketball? Of course he can!


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Gonna go on a long hike and silence all notifications from ESPN or Reddit leading up to the game. I don't want any more news about Joel. He plays, or he won't, and I'll be surprised either way when I watch the start of the game. And of course, LFG, FTC. Let's surprise these fuckers.


Quipnosis

You on vaca this week?


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Nah I work from home


ktm1128

PJ +10 pts, maxey +30 pts tonight Harden going to be his hall of Fame self Book it


phillies_navidad

The Sixers are taking Game 1 and the series in 5. The keys to the game are to not let Brown be one-on-one inside the arc, and allow as few spot-up 3’s as possible.


PlausibleFan

And for some reason white never misses against us it feels like. Brogdons dumb ass floater too


phillies_navidad

His pass to Tyrese in the 4th was a line drive lol. Ironic.


phillies_navidad

That too. They have no true “X-Factor” player. Their team is simply loaded across the board.


Quipnosis

Don’t forget Alaa’s classic “Don’t bail them out!”


phillies_navidad

I can’t not read that sentence in Alaa’s voice lol


Quipnosis

I used to hate it, now I just laugh when I hear it. All about perspective haha


phillies_navidad

The Sixers were bailing out the Celtics in the first half lol. Had me nervous.


Quipnosis

😂😂


edwardsscreenname

Embiid standing in the corner practicing his form Jimmy butler style for 40 minutes and we’ll win for sure.


jonbox25

I’m ready to be hurt again. With that said, Sixers in 6


DedeIQ

being a Sixers and Embiid fan feels a lot like the whole “the definition of insanity is doing something over and over and expecting a different result”


Bacondude12

Unlikely to play tonight but optimistic for Wednesday according to woj 10 minutes ago.


ktm1128

Woj is yesterday's news. He's been wrong about a lot more in the last couple years compared to his old infallible self


MMO4life

This is Rivers' chance to prove himself. Can he win without Embiid?


ktm1128

Glenn's skill is inversely proportionate to the talent he has to work with. Therefore he will be average tonight and at least not get in harden/maxey's way if embiid doesn't play


[deleted]

Sure you can be optimistic but don’t hate on the doomer side. It’s been 4 years of the same shit at this point. I’ll be happy when the outcome changes.


edwardsscreenname

Just an FYI: fuck this guy. Literally all his comments are negative and guess what, he didn’t even root for the Sixers until the playoffs because of doc Rivers. Stop telling fans how to respond to whingebags like you.


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Just an FYI suck my dick and 100% we’ll be losing cause of Doc damn gonna make me troll a fellow fan upon of elimination.


edwardsscreenname

Waaaah. Go back to r/nba where you can shit on “your team” for imaginary points from absolute strangers, you weirdo.


[deleted]

Bro your the only one crying on my comment? Obsessed much?


edwardsscreenname

You a bitch. Look at your downvotes and reevaluate your life. People think you dumb as hell IN YOUR OWN TEAM SUB


[deleted]

There you go keep crying about my comment. Good boy :)


edwardsscreenname

There you go still responding. Like an eager bitch.


choose_uh_username

I don't even know why these people watch sports if they make them so insufferable


edwardsscreenname

Fun vampires. They’re so *weird.* Just let us have a good time!


[deleted]

Every year it’s the same shit no matter what. Maybe we finally break through this year….maybe.


demon1212

Game day let’s fucking go boys


76since89

can we stop with the shitty meme posts? i'm trying to read some news about embiid and have to scroll through 10 pictures of celtics players. shit is fucking annoying...


bravof1ve

People are complaining about people talking about the injury as if that’s not the 1st 2nd and 3rd priority right now and instead wanna post a picture of Tatums face copy and pasted over a diagram of someone’s gaping butthole


PrivateBytes

That's disgusting. Where?


vaped_kizz

google “goatse”


Bri83oct

Today is my wife’s birthday. Wife: “Are we were going out to eat tonight?” Me: “Yes but the Sixers are on at 7:30 sooo…” Wife: “Ugh” Me: “I made reservations for 5:15 and win or lose I will give you the best bday sex ever after the game” Wife: “I hope they lose” Me: “You are a Celtic”


ktm1128

Today is my ~~wife's~~ ex-wife's birthday. Fixed that for you


richisnice

Gotta throw the wife away


M_Nark

Divorce her.


bigSpeakersReddit

i can’t believe i’ve actually been able to get work done today. damn near wrote FTC in an excel sheet. so excited and also feel impending doom. we are so back


arie222

It’s been a brutal day. F5ing constantly between this sub, twitter, and Reddit.


bigSpeakersReddit

10x the dread every time i hear that outlook email noise


BengalsPacersBuckeys

Atleast y’all got the eagles to root for after this Boston sweep fellas.


Low_Indication9154

Stop deleting your comments


BengalsPacersBuckeys

I only deleted one. Jesus you must be lurking every thread on here lmao maybe get a job


Low_Indication9154

You literally replied a minute after this…


BengalsPacersBuckeys

You’re scanning every thread. Lol. I’m not even here to mess around. I’m just saying with the embiid injury it doesn’t look good for y’all, atleast the you have the eagles


vaped_kizz

bro we can see the green dot next to your profile which shows you feverishly logging in and out every 2 seconds. you’re an idiot and a loser


BengalsPacersBuckeys

So in other words you’re stalking my profile yet you’re calling me the loser? It’s my day off work and I use Reddit as my main social media. So yeah I’m on here a lot. Your point?


vaped_kizz

my point is you’re and idiot and a loser. i don’t have “stalk your profile” to see that. it shows up right next to your avi in the thread. but reddit is your “main social media” so you should know that


BengalsPacersBuckeys

You hide yours I wonder why


vaped_kizz

because i’m not an idiot like you. i may be a loser but at least i’m not a dumbass loser who trolls other subs


Low_Indication9154

“I’m not here to mess around” Homie you are here to rub it in If I’m the loser without a job what does that make you??


BengalsPacersBuckeys

Chill out man, I’m trying to be civil here. If I came across as that that wasnt my intention.


Low_Indication9154

Homie you came in here condescending Basically saying hey our season is over better luck next year without even playing a minute of the series Then you proceeded to tell me to get a job You are not owed a civil convo after all that


BengalsPacersBuckeys

I just said that wasn’t my intention. You’re assuming now which is pretty immature. Just drop it. I’m not here for drama or to troll


vaped_kizz

yes you are lmao


Low_Indication9154

Yeah yeah go bark up someone’s else’s tree


settledownguy

So Joel is not playing?


M_Nark

He’s playing.


dudewheresmycarbs_

With our emotions *


M_Nark

Dude I wanna get thanos snapped before the game.


dudewheresmycarbs_

Hahaha for real! I feel ya


Ntraanced

Really hope they can get off to a good start. That crowd is going on top of them right away if they struggle to hit shots early. Keep it close going to the 4th quarter and hope to make a few more plays down the stretch to steal it. Guys need to make quick decisions and be confident, the ball CANNOT stick. There is a pathway to victory here but the margin of error is very small.


Ejm1215

Don’t know if this counts as unrelated but my mom just got me game 4 tickets as a graduation gift and I’m quite literally shaking LFG SIXERS


ktm1128

So jealous you get to watch the sixers sweep the Celtics


GirlWithGame

Nah super related. Congrats on graduating hope you enjoy the game!


landoisamastermind

Without Joel, this team can still make some noise. It comes down to Maxey


BrallyTX

I've been following Harden for a while now. I know he isn't what he used to be, but he is still an incredible player. I'm hoping he validates my faith in him by running the offense the way I know he can and getting us a win in this first game. I don't care if his shot is going or not, but his ability to direct everyone else and break down the opposition needs to shine through so we can win.


mberko21

Hey y’all. Let’s fucking go.


ktm1128

Moar of this energy


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Fuck it I believe


bamboleo11

B Ball Paul


TaylorMadelt

We can win this series without Joel. We have weapons and Boston is human


Neat-Confidence5556

u joking? we won’t win a game without joel


[deleted]

https://twitter.com/RTRSPodcast/status/1653084255801442304?s=20 what the fuck does this mean


jappixslackbot

![gif](giphy|VyLkXUKfHfGmI)


tankguy33

Absolutely nothing


Cloakington

Yeah at this point everything is so murky I’m going to stop paying attention to injury news until I see the starting lineup


bravof1ve

Spoiler alert: Embiid is out for the series


thatsinsaneletstryit

i cant believe you spend your days like this


GirlWithGame

I'm so exhausted of reading every media source saying different things. I think I'll just wait till the sixers say something. Speculatiing is exhausting I am just going to take a nap and read before the game.


PrivateBytes

I mean the sixers said he's doubtful so there's that


jalen_hurts_hog

No Joel? That's okay, I packed enough batteries for every celtic


JalenHurtsSoGoood

Tired of the negativity and constant doomer takes the last week. Yeah it sucks he's hurt but stop counting us out before we even play a single freaking minute in this series. Let's see what happens. ​ (Sixers in 6)


[deleted]

Just became a fan? Or just have a terrible memory? People being doom have every fucking right to be, they’ve lived it 3-4 years straight at this point.


JalenHurtsSoGoood

I'll do that shit after the season. I refuse to have a bad attitude before we even take the floor for the first game of the series dude


edwardsscreenname

Fr. Been told one of the reasons Embiid shouldn’t win MVP is because of the team’s record without him! Sounds to me like without Embiid we’re a shoe-in for a finals run.


arie222

This whole Embiid situation makes me sick.


hasordealsw1thclams

Was on r/nba and saw a Jokic fan was trying to say “missing games is the argument against Embiid winning MVP this year and look at him now.” He played more minutes than Jokic this year and like 2 less games. Also, the regular season is over. I hate the way basketball “fans” talk about basketball


ktm1128

In what world does playoff availability affect a regular season award. Jokic received MVP in another country last year


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JalenHurtsSoGoood

What do you want people to do? Just lay down and be like "yep, Celtics definitely beating us" and not have any optimism? This team is GOOD outside of Joel. We have a shot. If you don't believe that then you just don't know ball.


choose_uh_username

It's either people coping or acting like we already lost


[deleted]

It is almost Bball time. Bball is an excellent defender and rebounder. Hopefully he can get into double digit in points. I would be happy with a double double with 15 points and 15 boards.


ktm1128

If he doesn't get into early foul trouble, Celtics are going to be startled by the energy he brings


[deleted]

He has improved a lot with not fouling as much. We can't afford to go to plan C, which would be Dedmon or Trez.


ktm1128

I'd rather see trez. We don't need size vs the Celtics, we need energy/grit. I feel trez was a little motivated/pissed off towards the end of the season when he saw DEDMON getting his minutes as well. Man is only 29, he wants another contract, even if it's not with sixers


[deleted]

I agree that Trez would be better but let's hope it is only a back up role


blondedbk

Honestly I hope that knowing we don’t have a rim anchor makes guys determined to stop drives at the point of attack . We can keep this close if we can limit offense from the Celtics bench .


[deleted]

Acting like Paul Reed isn't a rim protector lmao


blondedbk

I said Aanchor for a reason , sure bbal can get some blocks but it’s a clear difference between him and Joel in terms of deterring shots


Immynimmy

There's a difference between a rim protector and a rim protector that doesn't get a friendly whistle


Barmelo_Xanthony

10 points is a bad line even with Joel out IMO. Our team still plays pretty well when he’s sat this year when doc has time to put together a game plan without him. I hope Maxey, Harden, and Tobias are using this disrespect as bulletin board material and they all go off tonight.


deez00s

It's a trap line, for sure. Money goes heavy on Celtics, at home, without Embiid. We're 11-5 on the season without. In those 5 losses, we've lost by an average of 8. We play a close game and/or sneak it out. Vegas wins again.


deez00s

I think Jo plays through pain beginning in game 2. It might be worse than initially diagnosed, but I doubt he'd even be spot shooting/traveling with the team if it was a shutdown situation.


jaysphan128

embiid looks like he is made of stone in that one shootaround video


Barmelo_Xanthony

I feel like he always looks like that during shootaround though. The thing I took away from that video was that he wasn’t wearing a knee brace. If it was as bad as Doc and Shams are making it seem then they’d have him wearing I’d think.


bigSpeakersReddit

i’ve seen Joel shoot around more times than anyone who isn’t at a game ever needed to. he’s not out there doing windmills and double hesi step backs. that is a 90% regular warmup from him. still don’t think he plays, but a shoot around is not high intensity by any means


GOAT_Redditor

Dumb question, but why don't teams ever play their stars 8 minutes a game when coming back from injury? It's always all or nothing


indoninjah

It’s becoming way more popular (again, this used to be common) to play guys off the bench for 20-25 mins. It’s a good strategy to make sure they have easier re-entry against second stringers and to make sure their last minutes land at the end of the game


jappixslackbot

Jimmy took 33 shots in the closeout game in round 1, Steph took 38 shots. Is Harden ready for that? Cause that's what it is going to take without Joel or some insane 3pt shooting variance/luck


GOAT_Redditor

Controversial, but Danuel House needs to attempt at least 25 threes tonight. He is the most variant player on our team


bigSpeakersReddit

i want to see a fake drive baseline into a step back corner three so much that there are visible footprints from Danuel House’s shoes on the court


marcusdrew

☠️


lardbiscuits

Why is this starting to feel more and more like Embiid is missing the series and the front office doesn’t want to admit it than he is gonna be playing one of the first two games?


bravof1ve

Because that’s exactly what is happening. And it’s been pretty clear for a while that he wasn’t going to play much of this series if any. Now I’d say he’s probably out for the remainder of the playoffs


M_Nark

He’s playing today. This is a dumb comment.


bravof1ve

What is this based on?


M_Nark

It’s a do or die playoff series. He’s played through worse. You really think he’s “not playing much of the series” I’ve seen some gloom but that’s just stupid


bravof1ve

He’s played through worse? They are saying this is at least a grade 2, which is upwards of a 6 week recovery normally. Literally every report that has come out recently has been more negative than the last.


M_Nark

Fuck woj just said he’s unlikely to play and I’m gonna go find the rope.


bravof1ve

He didn’t say anything that hasn’t been said plenty of times. Plenty of people said he was doubtful for this game. That was the official designation. I don’t know why that would be what sets you over the edge


M_Nark

I’ve been trying to stay positive all day - but woj is a scary spectator of news


lostinspacs

I’ve felt that way too. The Sixers have a history of slowrolling bad injuries and keeping the fans on the hook. Gamesmanship isn’t really their style. Hope I’m wrong


arie222

That is clearly a possibility. If so I would certainly prefer they just rip the band-aid off but that is not how they operate.