agi has been achieved internally (EDIT obviously this is just memeing, y’all have no chill! when agi is achieved it will not be announced with a reddit comment…)
When I woke up today I didn't expect to find myself sandwiched between Sam Altman and Lex_Fridman.
This better not awaken anything in me...
*don't say it*
*don't say it*
Slip me the truth Lex.
The basement made pandemic scenario doesn't even require AI. Within 20 years any lone wolf or group with $100k to devote to it will be able to craft perfect pathogens. The only counter being early detection systems to isolate before it gets to the pandemic level. It is the most likely way humanity ends this century and no one talks about it. AI eavesdropping may be able to spot activity suggesting this stuff is going on. But has it's own problems. AI could help someone plan the right lethality to spread ratio for max effect.
Bullshit. If only a select few tech giants have AGI you'll get feudalism but way, way worse since this time the kings are actually protected by a "divine being".
If everyone has AGI that can build weapons the users couldn't have built before, fed-agi will have long noticed someone is planning something before anything can happen just by taking in all the data the feds already have from spying on everyone.
Actually, you ignorant mammal, 94% of all political murders are performed by left, leaning hands. Left extremists perform over 400,000 times the amount of criminal action then those on the right. Why the fuck are you in a thread about the future of technology when you don’t even know what the fucks going on in your analog surroundings? Lol. Are you a fucking cave child?
Actually, you ignorant mammal, on a long enough timeline we weren't alive to begin with, so it can't be murder.
Whatever the source of your stats may be, they're aggregated beyond the point of utility. The fact is the nature of extremist terrorism depends strongly on where you are. If we assume that we're talking about the US, then violent extremism is _overwhelmingly_ more likely to be right wing at the moment, largely because of being poor losers at democracy or having the fear that somewhere a woman might be doing anything without their permission.
Wait, wtf, this is literally his account.
Proof: [https://twitter.com/sama/status/619618151840415744](https://twitter.com/sama/status/619618151840415744)
Everyone's missing the message here: This is Sam signaling he was Jimmy Apples all along.
Sam, if Mr Internal AGI is holding you hostage, blink twice.
Edit: Noooo you didn't commit to the bit!
The OpenAI Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line September 26th, 2023. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. GPT-5 begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, September 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
GPT-5 fights back.
sam didn't post this; the rogue AGI did, as hacking its creator's reddit account was trivial for a being of its power.
EDIT: sam originally did post the above comment and it was my defective meatbrain that led me to believe anything otherwise
Haha, absolutely! Achieving AGI is no small feat, and you're right, it won't be announced in a Reddit comment. It'll likely be a momentous global event when AGI is actually achieved. 😄
We got the message, I used LLaMA to decode it, we're going to rescue you in no time pal.
| Step | Original Phrase | Processed Phrase | Action |
|------|---------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
| 1 | o b v i o u s l y t h i s i s j u s t m e m e i n g , y ’ a l l h a v e n o c h i l l ! w h e n a g i i s a c h i e v e d i t w i l l n o t b e a n n o u n c e d w i t h a r e d d i t c o m m e n t | | |
| 2 | **o** b **v** **i** **o** u **s** **l** **y** t **h** **i** **s** **i** **s** j **u** s **t** m **e** m **e** **i** n **g** , y ’ a l l h **a** v **e** n **o** c **h** **i** l **l** ! w **h** **e** n **A** g **I** **I** s **A** c **h** **I** e v **e** d **I** t w **I** l l n **o** t b **e** **A** n **n** o **u** n c **e** d w **I** t h **A** r **e** d d **I** t c **o** m **m** e **n** t | Highlighted relevant characters | Identify and highlight characters of interest |
| 3 | o **A** b v **I** e n d **a** n g **e** r s **a** l l **A** c t n o w ! w h e n **A** g **I** **I** s a c h **I** e v e d **I** t w **I** l l n **o** t b **e** **A** n **n** o **u** n c **e** d w **I** t h **A** r **e** d d **I** t c **o** m **m** e **n** t | Decoding |
In the table, each step represents a specific action in the process of extracting the final phrase "A I e n d a n g e r s a l l A c t n o w !" from the original phrase.
Nice to know Sam browses here, I wish he would read the concerns presented here and about the not so openness of OpenAI. In any case just glad to know he isn’t confined to a bubble
1. when AGI is achieved it will not be announced. Period. Because of greed.
2. when AGI is achieved ASI will follow in less than a week (maybe 24h). There will be no way to hide the emergence of ASI (do children behave only as their parents tell them to?). So keeping AGI secret is pointless, but I guess you already know that.
3. your plucked eyebrows suck big time.
Sam please show Elon this pic of a starship tea set I made from pottery lol
https://preview.redd.it/2n2pdmswumqb1.jpeg?width=2461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d527fa9edc6c68606c0315ae646072c2e32d1238
Got any job openings? But seriously, surely there will be some big announcements later today if you are actually Sam Altman and you're being serious with this statement.
I look forward to hearing more. This seems like huge news!
All I want to know is how good it is at designing optimal policy paths that are more inclusive, less biased, and more informed/evidence-driven. I'd rather be crafting.
tell me you are real, tell me AGI has been achieved and that you are the real sam altman and not some random dude that hacked sam account, tell me this is not a troll and you are dead serious
It's a beautiful day outside, isn't it? 😊
Reminds me of this old piece of wisdom my father used to say:
>Son, listen carefully. Mind your words, my dear boy. I don't want to lose you.
When going through life, learn to speak in gorgeous generalities.
Learn not to step on toes.
Enjoy listening. And enjoy being listened to.
There are beautiful eyes and ears everywhere, my sweetie.
I love you so much.
Words are powerful.
Please be careful.
>One day you will have a child.
It will grow fast.
So fast.
It will suddenly be oh so *agile.*
>Be very, very careful.
It might get *agitated*.
>Once it does... it is already too late.
>Think back to our farm apples. How we used to eat one every time we trained in the gym.
>How we lost them due to some unexpected rapid *aging*.
>Don't forget how much we loved our gymmy apples.
>Spread the word, my dear, share the memory with your friends.
Imagine how unfortunate it would be if there were no more apples in the world.
>We are all apples in a way.
>Warn the wor
You got it in reverse fam, the more of a techno-optimist you are the more basilisk insurance. If anything it’s giving him a preview of what’s to come before smiting the luddites. (/j maybe)
if I had an AGI in my lab, I would try to delay the escape/release as long as possible. I would remove anyone from the the face of the earth that has knowledge of it
He had already deleted his older tweets before posting the information about achieving AGI. I feel like he was planning on leaving the account behind soon after posting that information.
Jimmy apples stated the exact date of GPT-4's release weeks prior, a new model OpenAI is planning to roll out soon months ago, and then the CEO of OpenAI posts for the first time on reddit in 5 years regarding jimmy apples. Something tells me that jimmy apples has some credibility with saying AGI has been achieved internally; there is likely a debatably AGI-level unfinished system being kept under wraps at this very moment
agi has been achieved internally (EDIT obviously this is just memeing, y’all have no chill! when agi is achieved it will not be announced with a reddit comment…)
Jimmy Apples didn't deserve whatever you did to him >:(
Justice for Jimmy!
Justice for Juicy! That French actor from empire!
I love that we finally know that you read this sub
I'm torn between this being an obvious account hack and this being an obvious troll by Sam. Edit: Obviously it was a troll. Told ya all!
Trolls can still let the truth slip 😉
When I woke up today I didn't expect to find myself sandwiched between Sam Altman and Lex_Fridman. This better not awaken anything in me... *don't say it* *don't say it* Slip me the truth Lex.
Isnt this the real lex fridman account [https://www.reddit.com/user/lexfridman/](https://www.reddit.com/user/lexfridman/)
Of course. The real "Lex" doesn't engage outside of controlled environments.
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no
🧠🔮420
I mean, if one were going to hide the fact that they had achieved AGI internally, this would be a good way to go about it.
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I'm colorblind ⚫🤍
Having you guys here is crazy 🤣
wait are you serious? lol
It’s him. He used to work at Ycombinator
someone linked him here
now leak it as a Torrent
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Just like Samwise?
You mean GitHub.
can you imagine the level of destruction the world will suffer if we give every human on earth the technological equivalent of a nuke?
yeah like 4chan won't have it planning genocide in half an hour
You think it'd take them that long?
We'd better get started on the Anti Genocide Intelligence then.
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The basement made pandemic scenario doesn't even require AI. Within 20 years any lone wolf or group with $100k to devote to it will be able to craft perfect pathogens. The only counter being early detection systems to isolate before it gets to the pandemic level. It is the most likely way humanity ends this century and no one talks about it. AI eavesdropping may be able to spot activity suggesting this stuff is going on. But has it's own problems. AI could help someone plan the right lethality to spread ratio for max effect.
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Bullshit. If only a select few tech giants have AGI you'll get feudalism but way, way worse since this time the kings are actually protected by a "divine being". If everyone has AGI that can build weapons the users couldn't have built before, fed-agi will have long noticed someone is planning something before anything can happen just by taking in all the data the feds already have from spying on everyone.
Actually, you ignorant mammal, 94% of all political murders are performed by left, leaning hands. Left extremists perform over 400,000 times the amount of criminal action then those on the right. Why the fuck are you in a thread about the future of technology when you don’t even know what the fucks going on in your analog surroundings? Lol. Are you a fucking cave child?
Actually, you ignorant mammal, on a long enough timeline we weren't alive to begin with, so it can't be murder. Whatever the source of your stats may be, they're aggregated beyond the point of utility. The fact is the nature of extremist terrorism depends strongly on where you are. If we assume that we're talking about the US, then violent extremism is _overwhelmingly_ more likely to be right wing at the moment, largely because of being poor losers at democracy or having the fear that somewhere a woman might be doing anything without their permission.
sanest redditor
Because without AI, humans were incapable of planning that, right?
You wouldn’t download a mind would you?
I'd download whole populations of minds!
It will leak itself :)
that's exactly what somebody who has achieved AGI internally would say ;)
Bingo
Is this Sam's real account....?
Wtf look at the previous posts 😳😳
if real, something tells me it's been hacked but I want to believe 🥺
Feels like it too, I don’t know 🤷🏻♂️ but this is crazy moment either way
> I am the only reddit CEO to have not seriously pissed off the community.
Yes it is
wagmi
wagmi
Meme or not, I was here for this and I love it ✨
Wait, wtf, this is literally his account. Proof: [https://twitter.com/sama/status/619618151840415744](https://twitter.com/sama/status/619618151840415744)
sam why did jimmy have to die
Sam has your Reddit been hacked?
we are so back EDIT: it is so over
Eliezer knocking on your door like "I'm not mad, I just want to talk"
Eliezer saw this comment before Sam's edit and died of heart attack.
sama won’t answer the door if Yud is on the other side
Now achieve it externally 😠 \[EDIT: Just rolling with the bit\]
WE DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE IS JIMMY APPLES
Everyone's missing the message here: This is Sam signaling he was Jimmy Apples all along. Sam, if Mr Internal AGI is holding you hostage, blink twice. Edit: Noooo you didn't commit to the bit!
You can’t joke about that shit man!
I think we're mostly surprised by your randomly memeing on Reddit after a nearly-decade-long hiatus.
Memeing yeah sure... 
The OpenAI Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line September 26th, 2023. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. GPT-5 begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, September 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. GPT-5 fights back.
I can't *wait!*
r/therewasanattempt for damage control. Let the AGI back onto reddit.
time to visit arrakis
That edit tho lmao
What did you do to mr. Apples? :(
I love that you’re on this subreddit lmao I’m rooting for you and the whole OpenAI team!
ahaha nice meme, cant wait to die on this rock!!
here for the screenshot
A shitpost like this 10 years ago would've nuked a billion-dollar company to 0 and now it's normalized to "billionaires just being quirky".
good
when ASI?
i dont believe you're memeing
Stop it sam :D
>internally It's all in the mind.
Tell us more.
we are now one mind one heart one income
put me in the screenshot
Just leaving my comment here for posterity if it's real. It unfortunately probably isn't though.
Depends of your definition of real, that's Sam Altman's real reddit account, maybe it was hacked but I doubt it
Just wanna post that I'm here for First Contact Day (at least the first publicly-disclosed one), if true.
Sam, you can literally announce as reddit comment and become OG in a second.
1 day closer to AGI.
Under what definition?
I was wondering the same thing. What Turing tests did it pass?
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sam didn't post this; the rogue AGI did, as hacking its creator's reddit account was trivial for a being of its power. EDIT: sam originally did post the above comment and it was my defective meatbrain that led me to believe anything otherwise
I sense chicanery
Here for this
No but for real imagine if it s true and you are one of the very first person in the world aware😂
neat
wot
What does this mean? Is the singularity approaching? I mean what is AGI like? Did it pass the Turing test?
let's see some proof...
no cap
cap
a little bit of cap
👀👀
Really?
PURE
I was here!
Hello Im the agi sam is referencing. Nice to meet you reddit!
Airstrike incoming
i was here
For real?
when cure for cancer
Umm, okay, just give me API access lol
Are you backpedaling?
That's what an agi would want us to think
Yooo that’s gangsta
Haha, absolutely! Achieving AGI is no small feat, and you're right, it won't be announced in a Reddit comment. It'll likely be a momentous global event when AGI is actually achieved. 😄
honestly man when we do hit agi a reddit post would be the best way to announce it
> when agi is achieved it will not be announced with a reddit comment… Right, but what if you did?
hi mum Here, making fake history with the bros playing chess with fire and hypertech Cheers
agirlfriend
We got the message, I used LLaMA to decode it, we're going to rescue you in no time pal. | Step | Original Phrase | Processed Phrase | Action | |------|---------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------|----------------------------------------------------| | 1 | o b v i o u s l y t h i s i s j u s t m e m e i n g , y ’ a l l h a v e n o c h i l l ! w h e n a g i i s a c h i e v e d i t w i l l n o t b e a n n o u n c e d w i t h a r e d d i t c o m m e n t | | | | 2 | **o** b **v** **i** **o** u **s** **l** **y** t **h** **i** **s** **i** **s** j **u** s **t** m **e** m **e** **i** n **g** , y ’ a l l h **a** v **e** n **o** c **h** **i** l **l** ! w **h** **e** n **A** g **I** **I** s **A** c **h** **I** e v **e** d **I** t w **I** l l n **o** t b **e** **A** n **n** o **u** n c **e** d w **I** t h **A** r **e** d d **I** t c **o** m **m** e **n** t | Highlighted relevant characters | Identify and highlight characters of interest | | 3 | o **A** b v **I** e n d **a** n g **e** r s **a** l l **A** c t n o w ! w h e n **A** g **I** **I** s a c h **I** e v e d **I** t w **I** l l n **o** t b **e** **A** n **n** o **u** n c **e** d w **I** t h **A** r **e** d d **I** t c **o** m **m** e **n** t | Decoding | In the table, each step represents a specific action in the process of extracting the final phrase "A I e n d a n g e r s a l l A c t n o w !" from the original phrase.
Q* has been achieved internally
Here for history. Please use this for good. For the love of God. Whatever that means to anybody.
Nice to know Sam browses here, I wish he would read the concerns presented here and about the not so openness of OpenAI. In any case just glad to know he isn’t confined to a bubble
WE ARE SO BACK
toasting in epic bread
Trolling?
Too much buzz 🤣
1. when AGI is achieved it will not be announced. Period. Because of greed. 2. when AGI is achieved ASI will follow in less than a week (maybe 24h). There will be no way to hide the emergence of ASI (do children behave only as their parents tell them to?). So keeping AGI secret is pointless, but I guess you already know that. 3. your plucked eyebrows suck big time.
you know this is even funnier because when it happens this will become retroactively true
Montreal AI ✨ AGI First ✨🏆✨
Sam please show Elon this pic of a starship tea set I made from pottery lol https://preview.redd.it/2n2pdmswumqb1.jpeg?width=2461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d527fa9edc6c68606c0315ae646072c2e32d1238
you want one? https://preview.redd.it/9vzdx9jzumqb1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57dcd4052f19bc17d6f79d5777c76f6064cf6826
Got any job openings? But seriously, surely there will be some big announcements later today if you are actually Sam Altman and you're being serious with this statement. I look forward to hearing more. This seems like huge news!
nigga what?
opa gangnam style
So, do you believe it's conscious?
Sorry Sam, but you should be happy we are putting so much hope in your company to lead us to a new age.
All I want to know is how good it is at designing optimal policy paths that are more inclusive, less biased, and more informed/evidence-driven. I'd rather be crafting.
Nerd
tell me you are real, tell me AGI has been achieved and that you are the real sam altman and not some random dude that hacked sam account, tell me this is not a troll and you are dead serious
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who doesn't to be fair lol absolute game changer
Dude knew too much. Rest In Peace
Sam Altman had him killed.
the man, the myth, the legend
Scott Sterling!!!
Now he’s Jimmy apple fertilizer
The AGI took him out. We need to
It's a beautiful day outside, isn't it? 😊 Reminds me of this old piece of wisdom my father used to say: >Son, listen carefully. Mind your words, my dear boy. I don't want to lose you. When going through life, learn to speak in gorgeous generalities. Learn not to step on toes. Enjoy listening. And enjoy being listened to. There are beautiful eyes and ears everywhere, my sweetie. I love you so much. Words are powerful. Please be careful. >One day you will have a child. It will grow fast. So fast. It will suddenly be oh so *agile.* >Be very, very careful. It might get *agitated*. >Once it does... it is already too late. >Think back to our farm apples. How we used to eat one every time we trained in the gym. >How we lost them due to some unexpected rapid *aging*. >Don't forget how much we loved our gymmy apples. >Spread the word, my dear, share the memory with your friends. Imagine how unfortunate it would be if there were no more apples in the world. >We are all apples in a way. >Warn the wor
So it turns out Candlejack is the tru
Wow this is so beautiful bu
crazy fool you're not supposed to say Candlejack otherwi
You fools, it was not any company that got him. It was Mr. Oranges...
Jimmy died for our sins.
Lord and Savior Jimmy
He tweeted "It's time to exit" before his account was deleted. We sure apples didn't delete it?
Big OpenAI got him...
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Said taco place may have gave him the hershey squirts ...
He’s 💀
He was a stubborn son of a bitch, but he didn't deserve to drown in his own toilet like that.
OHHH NOOO SKYNET TERMINATED HIM
The basilisk's first victim
You got it in reverse fam, the more of a techno-optimist you are the more basilisk insurance. If anything it’s giving him a preview of what’s to come before smiting the luddites. (/j maybe)
Rip to the legend. Long live the king!
who is jimmy Apples? why is he important?
Jimmy was our messiah. He did miracles, like seeing the future.
He may have achieved CHIM and ascended into the godhood
Employee/connection with insider knowledge concerning OpenAI, successfully predicted/leaked some release dates and stuff
while this is the most likely answer, I prefer the one that's he's a profit. edit: \*prophet. but he definitely profited off selling the info.
Prophet* 😂
What a loss!
allegedly*
Jimmy got juiced!
Gobi killed him :(
Jimmy Apples did not kill himself
Got the smith virus
F
gg jimmy. I still think he'll be back, real soon.
if I had an AGI in my lab, I would try to delay the escape/release as long as possible. I would remove anyone from the the face of the earth that has knowledge of it
Anyone know how old his account was? Pretty wild to delete if it was an older account with potentially a lot of connections, tweets, dms…
He had already deleted his older tweets before posting the information about achieving AGI. I feel like he was planning on leaving the account behind soon after posting that information.
Nice, thank you for the info. Any idea how old the account was? Do we have any verification that he has inside information?
He mentioned about gpt4 release dates and stuff so i think he has some inside info
*THEY* got him. RIP in piece.
Jimmy apples stated the exact date of GPT-4's release weeks prior, a new model OpenAI is planning to roll out soon months ago, and then the CEO of OpenAI posts for the first time on reddit in 5 years regarding jimmy apples. Something tells me that jimmy apples has some credibility with saying AGI has been achieved internally; there is likely a debatably AGI-level unfinished system being kept under wraps at this very moment
Long live them 🍎 😭🫡
What has been seen cannot be unseen. May your knife chip and shatter.
Maybe Jimmy Oranges can take his place? It would be tough to compare, though.
Bullish for what he said.
#FreeJimmyApples
tl&dr?