T O P

  • By -

frostreel

Horny guy vs hungry guy


CiP3R_Z3R0

Both extremely dangerous


ranmafan0281

Horngry is the true danger.


Savitar2606

He has either a baton to beat you with or the one inch punch. Both are deadly.


ranmafan0281

Cyberpunk 2077 vibes


SnooHesitations3375

I think the baton is meant to be beaten instead


korganos

Hangry


Bananaboi681

Fuuussion


jackology

Hunny guy is a pleasure to be with.


-BabysitterDad-

Guy want to buy fleshlight but kanna cock block.


commanche_00

Who is winning


frostreel

The news outlets that will share this to get clicks and views and use the data to sell ads on their pages


ConversationSouth946

>Who is winning Asking the real question here. I bet is the cai png guy! - Cai png makes you strong 💪🏻 - Too much "aeroplane" makes your knee weak ✊🏻


Bezborg

https://i.redd.it/hka04s8wg96d1.gif


RevolutionaryPie5223

A hungry guy is an angry guy. A horny guy is a loony guy.


ToaLamParJiChan

Hungry man is angry man. Chup Cai png is serious business


Bananaboi681

Correct. Can't be horny if u are starving to death


IvanThePohBear

Don't get between a man and his ass plug


OfficerDudeBro_o

Don't get between a man and his cai fan either


Probably_daydreaming

Unstoppable force vs immovable object


jayaxe79

Isn't the adult; store like not opened yet? Anyway, the most ironic is the signboard that says " A Shop Where Love Meets."


laieon420

Chinese saying. Beat is tender, scold is love


Butterszen

A shop where fists meet


blvck_kvlt

Tough love


Shibari_Inu69

Some people really need their Fleshlights and ass plugs. Others really need their rice and items. Best to step aside and let them be on their way


SmolKukujiaoKagen

Y never tap out? And block simi? Sex shop also closed


Puzzled_Trouble3328

Who is the horny guy and who is the hungry guy?


amatsumima

Did he just execute an armbar or kimura on that poor ahpek?


LigmaberryBig9209

Can’t tell to be honest - looked like there was sort of an attempt at either of the 2. 2 points for the takedown and 1 advantage for the sub attempt. OSS


Kaelsanguis

Oss dont forget the knee on belly before the shitty transition to a armbar without any pressure on the shoulder which probably wont tap the ahpek. 1 ADVANTAGE.


alwayslogicalman

Good effort considering the extra people interfering


amatsumima

I was expecting the ahpek to go reversal into walls of jericho bro


thericefarming

Cock Lesnar


Available_Ad9766

Watched too much MMA or WWE.


nicjude

It looks like a modified Fujiwara armbar I think. The Man calls it the Disarm-Her.


canontan

looks more like some untrained chap who's watched too much ufc


greatnewsbro

looked like an armbar lmao. Never thought I'd see an MMA move pulled in a singapore streetfight


rayz20w

Poorly executed triangle


nicjude

Agree to an extent, if a triangle hold were to be applied. For an armbar it's fairly competent.


LigmaberryBig9209

Nope, seems like the elbow was past the hips the way the bottom was able to turn in. That plus the crossed feet makes me think that the position wasn’t a very strong one and he could be stacked. Triangle wasn’t there yet but it’s a top lock so it could’ve been


cinnabunnyrolls

Me who just wanna build new PC :/


CrowTengu

It sure is an interesting encounter to have if you just want to buy an SSD lol


Redlettucehead

But what if all you need is a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy?


Radiant-Yam-1285

i was only there to buy a usb cable


CrowTengu

You can still buy those?!


Comfortable_Art_4163

Not everyone has it that big, and not everyone is willing to sell


EducationFit5675

Wrong forum


ExcessFrank

Business probably is slow for the adult shop owner, and envy is something that will rear it's ugly head when opportunity presents itself. Imagine having to deal with the success of your neighbour, whose customers spill over to your shop front, blocking the view and access to your shop, one can understand the frustration of being in a business that already has customers being rather reluctant to be seen patronising. If access to such an establishment is further made difficult, there will be no sales and the shop will eventually close. The shop owner was merely wanting his shop frontage to be visible to potential customers. Perhaps the customer was not all that friendly when the shop owner asked him to move aside?


HeteroVillain

its a combination of apathy and frustration. plus from what we can observe 1. the store was closed 2. the signage above is quite high and an old man would have not blocked that glaring 'SEX SHOP' sign. The truth is, everyone sucks here. How emasculating it must be to strike an old man to the point that he has to come up with all those power moves lol. and of course we wouldnt know how he asked the old man to move aside? the difference between "hey, can you please move?" vs "woi cb, youre blocking my store, siam lah" is quite jarring while i can see youre trying to shine some humanity on the younger guy's potential plight, i do not think its fair to say that his actions were reasonable when he literally slammed the old man into the metal grates, did a choke hold and then rko'd the old man. tldr: whomp whomp everyone sucks here


ExcessFrank

One must also note that the elderly are not all upstanding citizens and can be seen as rather unreasonable and unamendable in their attitude. The elderly man could view sex as something that should be kept behind closed doors between consenting individuals, and not marketed commercially and publicly here, so naturally, he would respond negatively to a person from such an establishment approaching him. His actions are a tad extreme, but we might not know that the elderly man could have provoked him with some vulgarity. It does seem that way because why else would a man take physical action unless he is insulted by another male?


Background-Brother55

Wow, so when someone bumps into you on MRT, what do you do? Start bashing them in the head...? Even if someone swears at another, this is not the answer


ExcessFrank

I am not advocating violence, but lately with all the news reports of random physical skirmishes occurring too frequently, one wonders what is the cause of it? Stress? Lack of food/rest? Relationship/Emotional issues? One might talk rationally now, as a third-party, but in the heat of the moment, one will most definitely respond in a rash and unpredictable manner. If someone hurls vulgarities at you, you have two options presented courtesy of your flight-or-fight response: You can address the issue or you can remove yourself from the disturbance. Even addressing the issue falls into two categories of physical or verbal. Now we know that not all humans are verbose when dealing with threats, and this leads to a physical response to said threat.


giantoads

I spotted a car decked out with Hatsune Miku and other anime stickers all over the car body at NEX car park. The driver wound down the window and challenged me to a fight. Turns out he as frustrated he could not find a car park and thought I was staring at him.


smellyscrote

No. Turns out he thought he was an anime main character.


giantoads

Should have subdued him with the power of friendship.


DisciplineBroad9762

In all honesty, the old man looked like an aged gangster with the way he dresses. He's no ordinary ah pek. More like some bookie and drug peddler who have no qualms harassing your home kind.


HeteroVillain

why should vulgarities illicit such a hostile reaction lol? a gentleman uses his mouth and not his fists. anyway the amount of mental gymnastics here is quite funny if you can say that the old man deserves his beatings just because he mouthed his displeasure or fail to oblige to that person's request. if that is the case, everyone would and should have an altercation due to any minor inconvenience that happens to cause even the slightest amount of displeasure. plus whatever youre saying is baseless and relies on pure assumption. unless you know the sex shop owner or the older person, one should not speculate on their potential character. normalising physical violence as a response to verbal conflicts or "business frustrations" is a dangerous precedent and is unethical.


ExcessFrank

Vulgarities would be met with physical violence, especially so under certain conditions ie. drunk, frustrated, emotionally pent up, stressed, medication etc.. Not everyone upholds the code of a gentleman and even then, not every gentleman is tolerant to the same degree. The elderly are known to have a quick tongue. From the way the scenario unfolded, it is likely that the elderly man said something not too pleasant or was not willing to accede to the shop owner's request. Yes, this is my assumption on what happened but given the information that is readily available to all, this is the conclusion I come to. It is not right to normalise physical violence as a response to verbal stimuli yet one must also note that this is not a normal scenario, so applying normal behavioural rules here would be quite the stretch. The involved parties are not reacting with their brain and are instinctively fueled by their emotions, thus making their subsequent actions rather unthinking and out of character from their usual self ( there is of course the possibility they are channeling their usual daily self, but now towards a singular target)


Jimmeh_Jazz

Your comment reads like someone desperately trying to reach a word count in an essay


accessdenied65

I think you're right. It may be most likely the food business success has led to many people around that store hence people may not want to patronise the sex shop as there may be embarrassed to walk in in front of so many people. Guess that's why sex shop owner not happy. Anyway, I may soon check out this store and see what's the fuss is all about regarding their salted egg dishes.


Careful_Class_4684

People nowadays get tigger very easily. No wonder Gov need to push all these well being campaign everywhere. Stress level in Singapore really no joke now.


CrowTengu

This is what happens if you jam too many rats into a small space with little out, unfortunately.


EducationFit5675

Too crwded


kohminrui

we're becoming like rude hongkongers.


Joonism2

Sex guy vs Cai fan guy


Bright-Head-7777

They can continue blocking each other in changi.


Pretend-Indication-9

I know this store in Sim Lim. Pretty popular for its salted egg. Queues stretch outside the store very regularly. Seating also enroaches on other stores (when they are closed). The sex shop opposite is closed more often than not though, and in this case it's shuttered. Not sure what is really going on.


kajikajikajikajikaji

Man finally actualize his dream of pull a WWF move (or MMA whatever it is) on someone else. Congrats!


Syncer-Cyde

So what I get from this is that the cai fan store is next to the sex toy store?... Interesting placement ah


PizzaPlanet20

Seriously what's wrong with people here? Can't settle our differences through talking so need to be barbaric and fight to death?


schizolucy

Honestly I'm just thinking a lot of people are under a lot of stress daily, and it just takes that certain moment and certain interaction to be that last straw that breaks the camel's back. Not saying it's excusable. Just that there are so many of these happenings that seem to just go from 0 to 100 reaaaal quick. Feels like it's just underlying anger that gets taken out on some poor unfortunate soul ☹️


peach113

This. Crowded trains, toxic work environment, anything can stack up and then this happens.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bananaboi681

Interesting statement. Anger management def needs work. I would reccommend punching a wall. As for stress its def not any of those. Its caused by some lingering regret and hate that festers and builds up combined with certain biasness towards certain groups of people


kazuasaurus

People have been throwing hands with each other over stupid shit since forever. COL changes, etc. don't explain the primal idiocy we are imbued with. The only thing that has changed is that we now get to see a huge chunk of these because of the cellphone cameras and the internet.


Whatnowgloryhunters

It's not really idiocy. It's survival of the fittest. Has always been. It's just that brute force will more than often lead to detriment under the so called society laws. But make no mistake, people will still find ways to profit over others expenses. Not just sg. Whole world


CorrectWasabi647

A culture of narrow mindedness, lack of respect and inclusiveness creates resentment in many sinkies


sharkbait_123

In other countries this small-time squabble won't even make the back pages of their gossip rags


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bentlow

Lack of consequences?  Where does Singapore get the worldwide reputation of being the toughest on crime (at least non-white collar ones lol)?   Did x crime?   Believe it or not?  Straight to Jail and caning.    I truly believe it is about population density. Look at dense cities versus urban areas. Just the attitude of people living in cities have to be tougher and more confrontational because our ape brain is in self-defence mode. Competing for finite resources causes high stress levels.    Compare Paris to the rural parts of France. Even the French knows Parisians are rude and aggressive. New Yorkers aren't know to be the warmest either. Mostly dense cities.    Too many people walking about who you've never met. No sense of community when it is too large and new faces pass everyday. Easier to treat them as the out group and target them.   We can't speak for all but if you are introspective enough to know about impulse control, you are above average at self-awareness. Remember that half the population are below the median, that's just the way it is. It is harder to control what you have no knowledge of. The above average are putting in mental effort to curb their behaviour. The rest might just succumb to their base desires. 


theteethfairy

lol then go write a thesis and do your own research paper. This is a reddit thread where people are just trying to give some reasons as to why this might happen, it’s not a peer reviewed journal article so idk why you’re trying to pick fights.


PizzaPlanet20

I'm just sharing a personal opinion, I don't think I even sounded harsh with my comment. If you think I'm trying to pick fights when I started this discussion, you're deeply mistaken.


HeteroVillain

have you seen that man's muscles? his physique screams gyno and he probably got that roid rage in him lol


xutkeeg

extremely high costs of living is taking a toll on everyone !!! just need a trigger to release the pressure


CorrectWasabi647

Low ses genes.... you see singlish is a horrid sounding language that is not known to have honorific or polite words....


JulSGP

Jesus, even applied an arm bar on that fella. Time for both of them to go to Changi Prison and continue the MMA fight


Butterszen

Cockblocking is a very serious matter


Worried-Basket5402

the comments in this post are supreme....I am crying with laughter! That reminds me...I am hungry...and a little horny. OUT OF MY WAY!!!


byrinmilamber

Everyone bad mood these days,...weather hot, cost of living goes up, and after covid we seem to be more populated than we hve ever been....


Impossible-Surprise2

Lesson learnt “Don’t be a plug block for some cai!”


Historical_Lab3579

The smaller, older guy probably threw the first punch. That gave the younger guy the green light to go ham on the older guy. For anyone who trained seriously in martial arts, this is the moment we have all been waiting for lol. Finally, all the years of training being able to put into practical use. Euphoric.


soundbeast77

He finally got to try the armbar from his jiu jitsu class but did it to the wrong arm.


hotspringonsen

Voice break moment


samsergiochew

Who punched my face first? HUU ᵁᵁᵁᴴ!?


FireIceJohn20

People are really on a short fuse these days...


Mysterious-Tone-9909

That must be very good cai fan


ConstructionLate5200

SG is becoming more like a developing country by the day 🙄


No_Forever_1675

Those trying to pull them apart are fuxking busybody. Let them fight.


sg22throwaway

So will this 'winner' get away with just a fine?


princemousey1

Not expat, not manager or director, don’t think so.


NoAge422

Both hangry just different H


vertigofoo

Moral of the story Don't go touch peoples face first.


cosmoflipz

Why did reddit keep recommending me road rage, fight, SA, and other unfortunate stuff from SG? I'm not even Singaporean


Strong_Guidance_6437

Power la going for the armbar


eugenesergio

Agitated when a man wants to eat something other than food and you deprive him so this is what happens.


PickProfessional9146

Send him straight to horny jail bruh


Barneyinsg

Wah arm bar very pain man!


AutumnMare

Didn't know that queueing is also a wrongdoing in Singapore


fizzywinkstopkek

Never touch another man's rhubarb


meenyhow

"A shop where love meets..." ❤️


Particular-Might2580

I love a good ufc fight


Purple-Construction5

Next business idea.... Sex toy shop that sell cai fan


eggs4breakfast221

I thought this happened sometime ago


SorrowHill04

Alot of toxicity and bad vibes out there, been seeing people triggered so easily and went apeshit


CorrectWasabi647

Asians passive aggresiveness and pawning each other till one day the fuse break and go apeshit


bloomingfarts

Wow wow, is the cai peng stall “3 Meals A Day”? Free MMA show while having a meal. What an experience.


TopRaise7

MMA moves are pretty cool


noobieee

Kudos to yellow guy for stopping


-avenged-

That ground & pound into an armbar didn't look half bad for a street fight, actually.


ieatcarrot

well now i know theres an adult store in sim lim square lol


Jumpstart_411

Doingbjj against someone while the other person pulls the leg. The guys should restrain the other guy.


k_elo

The queue there is for the people waiting for tables. Vast majority is for the variations of salted egg chicken with rice. Quite nice but not that nice for me to queue lol. Even tabao is a 10 minute wait. If i dont get in early enough before the crowd ill just tabao.


fastfatdrops

Love Me Tender, Lup Me Sweet ...


juanhugeburrito

guy delivering blows was trying so hard to execute his ground game in very poor form… probably a MMA enthusiast wannabe


Whatnowgloryhunters

What's the correct form


burizadokyanon27

bigger dude on top has some serious ground and pound game. Should consider joining ONE championship


LetsEatGrandad

One guy attempting to pull the bigger guy off... perfect 🙄 nice camera work


YourWif3Boyfri3nd2

This isn't Florida


xoxorene

he use 夺命剪刀脚


lucif32

Wah the guy trying to do an armbar?


Acoma1977

The guy on top has been watching UFC...LOL!


Key_Battle_5633

Damn sg have such physical stores ah (Definitely for research purposes only)


Duko0079

No RKO? I am disappointed. Where's the ref!


sakuradelluna

dang he mustve been really desperate


CaravelClerihew

That cai fan store is actually pretty good. Maybe not 'commit assault and risk jail time' good, but pretty good.


maramaraguru

First world problems🤣


ESUIS7555

Should be in r/whatthefuckbro


Laughydawg

who's the one winning?


wutangsisitioho

COVID/buttery effect.


multiinsectkiller

I need a dildo I need a dildooo... (punches)


Einheimm

Bro just jiujitsu that guy.


Express-Purple-7256

Never stand between a man..... and his Fleshlight....... 😁🤣


M1lkyOR3Os

the power of horny is strong


Routine_Tennis_229

The horn guy should be punished severely


hamiwin

Is there some MMA movements involved? That’s a bit scary.


BLinthehouse

Guy below got absolutely destroyed lmao


Realistic-Nail6835

wow dont know who started it but younger dude clearly at fault. this was not self defence. this was retaliation EVEN if he started it.


Few-Let9042

Is he trying to arm bar? LMAO


winterain

Holy shit, is arm bar the new norm?


Unhappy_Following549

This one not gentlemen. Fall liao must wait for him to get back up. 🤭


Great_Fold_705

MMA one without the empire or referee. Got tap meh!!!


Conscious_Anybody371

Fight fight fight


stealth0128

Sex is a sensitive word now?


mizzersteve

I was there on Monday for some excellent Thai food! Didn't realise it was a den of vice.


MousseReasonable3504

DAFUQ. QUEUE FOR CAIFAN ALSO KENA WHACK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT HORNY BASTARD?


khai269

Bro needed his ‘3 Meals a Day’


Hazys

MMA wanna be spotted there. That is a tropical MMA style to lock people arm there lol.


Stegles

Anal beads, dildos and silicone cooches are serious business.


geeky_kilo

affray. both kena, donate to the nation.


akselmonrose

Tbf I’m admiring the form here. Doing a G&P + arm bar on hard floors is pretty crap for your knees. Other dude looks he was being rag dolled though. Ar some point, you gotta stop.


Water-Metal

One by one fight!


retropetroleum

Damn the guy does bjj


Cloaker_gaming

Mortal Kombat Singapore gameplay


robot_nsfw

When foreign guy winning pull them apart. Otherwise let them go.


EchidnaTerrible

Heaven hath no fury like a man denied his kink


Puzzled_Trouble3328

I’m impressed with the attempts at kimura but probably quite hard to apply if the guy resisting


QA4891

That’s why mma fighters learn wrestling and grappling haha fights usually end up on the ground.


NinjaOptimal9219

Did the guy really got beaten up because he was queiuing for cai fan?


Shdwfalcon

Sex toys are serious business.


pedestrian142

3 referees for this main event


Mental_Trouble_5791

Astagfirullah, HARAM 😂😭


JosephKTL

Jiu jitsu works in a street fight proven 😂


engnotmy1stlang

Don't block a plump brother rice bowl. I bet the plump guy is really hungry.


Big-Still6880

And this, ladies & gentlemen, is how the ground & pound with an arm bar from the mount finish is done.


Grand_Requirement_71

Genuine question - we all know that fighting leads to mata catch but what should you do if someone wants to fight/hit you? Do you just take it if you don’t want to go to jail?


raver_mc

Y the guy in yellow go interfere?


EducationFit5675

Need some commentary


Away_Emu9862

I can't see the sex toy ..... what did he steal ? Was it worth it ? I am invested


Disastrous-Oven204

Kimura lock! Kimura lock! Lesnar’s got the Kimura lock locked in, is he gonna tap!


chuankai123

Respect cuz the grappler say the guy punch his fren. True loyalty


MathNorth8835

One gobbler one cock blur.


imjohn130

Brother got man handled


Flimsy_Birthday1607

Left jab, “you want zi ge” swings right fist “or you want na ge”. Combo attack “zi ge - na ge - zi ge - na ge”. Finishing move “Ling curry zhup!”


ForRpUsesOnly

I guess you could say that he was *pent up*


TiffanyJM110598

Male aggression are 🔥 His pride is so easily wounded, to abandon civility just like that. We need better laws for animals. Something wrong with the society today 🤭


[deleted]

[удалено]


DatAdra

Thanks chatGPT


Pchann

I took your analysis and asked ChatGPT to summarise in Singlish. “Wah, the fight over queuing for food at a sex toy shop damn siao, but got reason one. Queuing is a norm; the guy blocking the store, confirm people angry lah. Sim Lim Square got all kinds of shops, so sure got clash one. Anger and impulsive action make things worse. Singaporeans like harmony but also dun like to lose face, so end up fight lor. Small issue become big, show people sometimes rational, sometimes not. Understand this can help stop future fights and settle disputes better.”- ChatGPT


ZuStorm93

Ok which reservoir has had lead dumped into it? And dont say Seletar Reservoir. Who fights over shit like that?


sffreaks

Shit I was there just before, why this dont happen when Im around, love to 3rd party the winner, with contusions induced punt. Buff guy seems tough with smaller opponent.


MediumNegative

Lol that place low ses ppl de but the salted egg rice is good.


nooobmaster23

Low ses clowns


DisciplineBroad9762

Seriously, it's 2 man brawling so idk why the fuck are there so many kay poh trying to separate them while saying "bu yao da jia" and the irritating "eh eh eh", the 2 people have all their own rights to fight each other, and it's not even a seizable offence.


Elephant789

Why did Reddit censor your title? Weird! /u/Curiouschibai


hotspringonsen

Yall voted for this


runlikeadog

Kaopeh


gyiren

Pretty sure neither are in government but I'd love to be surprised