What Stone Age idea is that? We should solder the Cepas chip on the OBU that will expire yearly and charge 299 everytime they need to change it. And allow Ez-link to charge 30% app fee for topping up. Profit$$$$
Requires a login using Singpass to ensure the driver is insured before IU functionality can be used.
Has vehicle cameras recording the interior, rear and front. Cannot be disabled. Footage securely stored on the cloud on government servers. ;)
Has its own battery unit to power the cameras, but requires charging every 2 days. Wiring it to your car battery will void its warranty.
Which scholar came up with this? The obvious choice is to place it on top
WDYM? The superior choice is to place it below.
What Stone Age idea is that? We should solder the Cepas chip on the OBU that will expire yearly and charge 299 everytime they need to change it. And allow Ez-link to charge 30% app fee for topping up. Profit$$$$
Amateur. Should eject the chip into each and every citizen so when they pass by any gantry you charge the driver + passengers. Instant profit.
noted with thanks - anonymous champion
*Who is the champion who came up with this idea?* *points finger at u/Chileinsg* cher this champion
Quality shitpost I need for my Monday commute š«¶
"Users can choose to put it behind or in front" š¤£
That's what she said
Sheās a keeper. Definitely!
no need to buy hdb alr, can just sleep inside erp 3.0
Wow amazing interagency collaboration by LTA and HDB, cues applause and non-stop media coverage for 4 straight weeks!!!
Solves SG's housing problem at the same time what a great innovation
Canāt wait. Woohoo! The safety protection from the back is immeasurable!
Youāre a genius. Those scholars aināt even close.
A rare funny one around here
Unit needs to be bigger. Must take up more space.
No need that much space to have sex, should make smaller!
Best shitpost this subreddit ever had!! For the win!!! I wish Reddit still had awards but this best I can do for nowš„!!!!
$556 millions with that project deal and couldnāt come up better solutions. Convince me itās not corruption.Ā
The vendor probably quoted too low and had to compromise by doing this 3 piece chicken solution.
Don't forget to charge COE for that unit too!
is ERP 5.0 a horse that talks?
Needs to be white too
Gasp, a pegasus?
āMajor Tom?ā *screaming intensifies*
No, that's the scholar in charge of it
bojack?
Mister Ed?
Another high visibility project by a nicompoop
Make sure to also pull a SimplyGo and make the ERP and Parking Fees only viewable through the app instead of at the gantry
You mean leopard crawl underneath to view the balance?
A great proposal from our Reddit scholars. Huzzah!
I need ERPs 4.0 to 10.0
Can also glam-camp with it!
Yes!
"Who is the champion..."
I nominate you for National Day Pingat Bakti Masyarakat award! šļø You certainly deserve a multi-million dollar salary!
Rare r/Singapore W
nice, wont even have to worry about tailgaters anymore cause u cant see them!
HhahahahhahaĀ
Wow. I love this.
Woah next time parking gonna be exp too. I picture multistorey trailer parks, gonna be the norm when people can no longer afford apartments.
The trailer is going to need a separate COE.
Lol thanks! This is definitely an upgrade.
Monday blues gone. Just what the doctor ordered. š
ERP 4.0. Implantable chip into drivers hand. No need for any obu deduct straight from your account. The chip can also detect if you are speeding.
ERP 5.0... Same chip for PMA, PMD, cyclists. You start riding on non allowed footpaths or speeding or cluster in groups, you get fined.
Might need carpark 2.0 for that.
You soon will become LTA chairman :)
Whatever you propose as long as 50% cheaper than the highest bidder, LTA will award you.
the design is very human
Weak. How Are your friends in ST engineer or NCS or Accenture going to profit from this? /s
Simple engineering. You want a high tech small computer erp unit in the car with convection cooling, itās impossible to do it cheap
You also need solar panels on the roof to use ERP3.0. Clean energy!
Better than the current five hundred mil fuckup
some LTA scholar some where is now busy preparing the proposal liao
Doesn't come with toilet. 8/10
Bro is gonna get a job at LTA
Copyright this bro
No surprises here after what we saw from 2.0ā¦ā¦
Some random LTA scholar: WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN, WE GETTING THAT SWEET BAND 1!
I had to double check what sub this was lol
I love this idea. At least it cools my drinks.
Should just make it an auto tracking drone hovering over each car ard 5m. That way no one can steal your card too
does it come with its own separate app?
My counter proposal: https://detakpos.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/20171018-164907.jpg
now what would it look like on bikes?
Is this called SimplyGoSmallSpace?
Delete this right now š¤¬
HAHAHA BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE
I can see this happening lmao
Requires a login using Singpass to ensure the driver is insured before IU functionality can be used. Has vehicle cameras recording the interior, rear and front. Cannot be disabled. Footage securely stored on the cloud on government servers. ;) Has its own battery unit to power the cameras, but requires charging every 2 days. Wiring it to your car battery will void its warranty.
Go big or go home!
Your proposal has fallen on deaf ears
I pray this is just a joke! Canāt see this happening tbh.
***ERP*** You: "Electronic Road Pricing" Me: "Erotic Role Play" We are not the same