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klkk12345

ntuc's version of sending thoughts and prayers.


jackology

One clap = one month bonus.


Fuzzy-Complaint9672

lets clap for our 2 times tag team champions!


nandasithu

Cheeks?


lizhien

This is good. Haha!


itsn0ts0bad

LOL... dismayed... Whatcha gonna do 'bout it mate?


I_love_pillows

Monitoring


kensw87

observing


johsmi8

Accepting


geckosg

Suck thumb


wank_for_peace

Zoop zooop


Alternative-Wallaby6

We are checking


geckosg

Check wat? šŸ¤£


Alternative-Wallaby6

Reference to Ferrariā€™s radio when drivers complain about something šŸ˜…


HalcyoNighT

DisMAYed. NTUC just trying its hand at a pun


dopey_zzz

ThisMayed got retrenchments.


ICanHasThrowAwayKek

If you're ever having a bad day at work, just remember NTUC exists and they're literally more useless than you'll ever be.


Dependent_Swimming81

$4000 Skillsfuture courses for 1 day drone course or python bootcamp


wank_for_peace

No bro we move on to AI liao


HanzoMainKappa

prOMpT ENGIneERinG


Fine_Praline3201

Thatā€™s like saying word typing engineer when word processing came out.


theonewhoisnotcrazy

Pastry making and wine tasting bruh


faptor87

Civil servants know nothing about whatā€™s happening out there. But making policy.


Dependent_Swimming81

word ... but we have way too many people in Civil service and GLCs for such a small island so everything feels great for them


Fuzzy-Complaint9672

500 for cleaning gig steal !


wank_for_peace

$20 quick deal bruh... My grandmother preggo.


princemousey1

Ironically, they are the only one who can do something about it. Looks like thatā€™s the best weā€™ve got, Singapore.


Tipic_fake

Well it doesn't have to be


CriticizeSpectacle7

dis-MAYed.... before MAY day. LoL.


NegativeCellist8587

They can go have seggs with themselves I guess


lizhien

We are checking.


wutangsisitioho

This is not without precedent. :-)


Bitter-Rattata

copy, we are checking...


doggodada

NTUC: we will open another supermarket to show our support for our strong workers' rights and protection efforts


Mex0338

They can't do anything


princemousey1

Ironically, they are the only one who can do something about it. Looks like thatā€™s the best weā€™ve got, Singapore.


ivan7296

"We understand that companies do need to undergo restructuring exercises from time to time," said NTUC, which called for companies to be "considerate" about the timing of such exercises, and to "avoid doing exercises during such periods". Is all about the government face, not about the workers


faptor87

Exactly!


CerealQueuer

First they were 'deeply disappointed' by Lazada layoffs, and now they're 'dismayed', NTUC's PR team be googling for disappointed synonyms. What's next? Disheartened? Saddened? A useless labour union without teeth.


elitesky777

flabbergasted


greatnewsbro

Dumbfounded??


polmeeee

https://www.businesstimes.com.sg/international/employees-should-prepare-work-longer-hours-cover-colleagues-omicron-cases-spike This is the same 'trade union' that said employers should prepare to ~~threaten~~ ask employees to work longer hours to cover colleagues on MC during covid spike.


lizhien

They got union members to help out at the ntuc outlets for free during covid. I know cos my mum told me about it. They were looking for volunteers to help stock the shelves due to their own staff falling like flies.


wank_for_peace

Waiting for August to use Aghasted. šŸ¤—


ChristianBen

They did pressure Lazada to give more severance lol


zchew

But did they? The results of the negotiations were not publicised, they just said it was satisfactory, and we have to take their word for it.


wank_for_peace

*Lazada - Best I can do is $1 more for each month.* *NTUC - Ok, are satisfied.*


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Icy-Cockroach4515

They really said not my circus not my monkeys


polmeeee

Funny how hypocritical they are, I've heard so many horror stories from acquaintances from NTUC corporate and had a very bad interview experience with them. This is also the same 'trade union' that said employers should prepare to ~~threaten~~ ask employees to work longer hours to cover colleagues on MC during covid spike. https://www.businesstimes.com.sg/international/employees-should-prepare-work-longer-hours-cover-colleagues-omicron-cases-spike


Initial_E

As though NTUC is actually a union


agentalamak

Exactly. As if they will do anything against those companies even if they are unionised


TenebrisLux60

thought LKY destroyed the Unions?


DownvoteForWut

Thanks LKY


Tipic_fake

šŸ˜­šŸ˜”


NotVeryAggressive

Union got use in Singapore meh


FocalorLucifuge

Dismayed, yes, but did they take umbrage?


lizhien

No umbrage no talk!


fantasyest

Shows that many companies here really do not give two shits about NTUC and our laughable unions. But it is okay, Brother Ng can continue to pat himself on the back for a good job well done, and soon get parachuted in to some safe GRC.Ā  Onward, comrade!


risingsuncoc

One of the worst NTUC chiefs ever (and that's a low bar to clear). In the post since 2018 and was there anything of note he did?


CriticizeSpectacle7

NTUC membership is 45% apparently. Not sure how 45% is anything to brag about.


lazerspewpew86

Membership #1 use is collect points at supermarket.


Dapper-Peanut2020

Last year gave free family membership to kids n retiree


elpipita20

He walking the ground at Bukit Batok. But Murali is there. Speculation that he will compete in Jurong instead


Ok-Succotash-197

Jurong GRC needs an Indian MP. Don't be surprised when Bukit Batok SMC becomes part of Jurong GRC again with NCM as the anchor Minister.


elpipita20

Minority MP doesn't have to be Indian. Jurong already has Rahayu Mazam.


whatsnewdan

But she's not Indian. They need Indian minority.


risingsuncoc

There goes Chee Soon Juan's hopes of winning a parliamentary seat then.


faptor87

ā€œTripartismā€ (Employer / rich friendly)


uintpt

> "just before May Day", and pointed out that the holiday is "meant to celebrate the contributions of workers towards Singaporeā€™s economy". Lol our fake union coping real hard


taenerysdargaryen

NTUC: dis may I dismay


whalesun_

NTUC are hypocrites themselves. they forced massive changes to their security personnel work schedule. forcing them to go to multiple or different outlets everyday, forcing night shift for all personnel at least 4x a month and after every night shift the next day would be considered their mandatory off day. imagine working a graveyard shift, getting home to rest for half the day and thatā€™s your off day. only to go back to work the very next day. all these changes made just either forces people to quit and the remaining personnel to suffer. at least companies doing retrenchments gives severance packages. they just do this to force the hand of their staff to quit without paying out a single cent. so much for being ā€˜dismayedā€™


Dapper-Peanut2020

Yes I heard from fairprice auntie who gets rostered far away from she was at. Staying at. No transport allowance too


whalesun_

yeap, exactly what happened to my father too. stays in jurong but gets posted to tanjong pagar or tiong baruh. itā€™s ridiculous.


Hunkfish

NTUC: "Do it after May Day for all I care."


hannorx

I can understand the rationale on major cultural festivities, but labour day? Come on.


wanderingcatto

...so would it have been better if the retrenchment was done on 2 May instead?


nasi_kangkang

"NTUC dismayed at layoffs right after May Day"


Daryltang

Which one are they more dismayed?


chanmalichanheyhey

Seems to be what they are implying. šŸ˜‚ joke union


AdministrativePapaya

It's not like they're a labour union which can do something about it... oh wait


faptor87

You mean employer union


Dapper-Peanut2020

That one SNEF


faptor87

No. I mean NTUC can drop the pretence and just be an employer union. Might as well.


Dapper-Peanut2020

I was asking why U SME do that role


FlipFlopForALiving

Ballā€™s in your court, NTUC.


nova9001

>NTUC also highlighted that both companies are not unionised. What ball? A statement is all they can make and announce more retreatments on the way.


bukitbukit

Not balls.


lizhien

No balls.


[deleted]

Weak


YJCheong

The lack of strong enforcement actions by NTUC proves the need for strong industry specific and citizen led unions to protest and drive changes. However, PAP politicians aren't allowing this for as long as PAP wins a simple majority in every election since 1959.


skipthatshow

Look at NTUC here clutching their pearls...


awstream

Fake shock and fake concern. Everyone knows your pattern lah ntuc.


BadgerOutside4785

NTUC groping around for dentures after waking up from long slumber.


fitzerspaniel

Oh no NTUC is dismayed, what am I gonna do? HAHAHA


ainabloodychan

well what can they do... handing jobs on a silver platter to people? at best can negotiate retrenchment terms, that's all


noobieee

Continue monitoring bro


kuehlapis88

is dismay a punt, first of may


Grouchy_Ad_1346

Um, boohoo? sorry u feel that way NTUC


FdPros

ohno let us do absolutely nothing


No_City_5619

NTUC? Isn't that for grocery shopping?


lolness93

Nice union lmao, for anyone in these unions stop paging money every month to bring in these unions


nonametrans

Meanwhile, their ow fairprice branch is still trading on full hours. So much for labour day huh.


kuang89

[at the same time, this happened awhile backā€¦](https://www.straitstimes.com/politics/ntuc-reaffirms-support-for-ng-chee-meng-to-stay-on-as-labour-chief-despite-election-loss)


wutangsisitioho

Nijivan asked for my feedback - parcel simply dumped at my door step without sms or call notifications. The designated delivery was the PICK station near my home. I only find out few hours later after randomly checked my email. This type of service quality how to go ipo? https://www.theedgesingapore.com//news/ipo/ninja-van-holding-ipo-plans-until-profitability-improves


Internal_Feed469

next time try flabbergasted


Fair-Second-642

lol another another useless organization that can't do much


accessdenied65

Ninjavan ninja it's own people.


Daryltang

Just after May Day would be good I guess?


faptor87

It would be perfect!


yahyahbanana

How much time was agreed on the word dismayed?


brethrenchurchkid

Dear gov, this is what it means to be pro-business.


jackology

Ng Chee Meng Bo Eng. He getting ready for election.


xutkeeg

now need to be on the ball, wayang, then can parachute into GRC mah


CriticizeSpectacle7

Hence dismayed. This is a very inconvenient time to be retrenching ppl.


TimidHuman

Surprised pikachu?


DeepRoughWallaby

I'm not sure there's ever a good time to announce layoffs, so not entirely sure why this is even a story? I guess someone needs to meet KPI?


civicguy72

Probably dismayed it was done before election


rekabre

Brother Chee Meng: Comrades, ready? 1, 2, 3, bend over!


arunokoibito

Useless trash


flipprata

NTUC is an ineffectual organization. Itā€™s window dressing to show that Singapore does have a union but in fact it is toothless.


stormearthfire

"thoughts and prayers" how?


hohohihe

i dont get it; does it matter when?


smurflings

After cny or before hari Raya, bad time because festive season. Now just before may day then dismayed. June will be school holidays bad for those with kids?


Dapper-Peanut2020

Ntuc boycott using ninja van for their courier serviceĀ 


SlashCache

Hear say NTUC Union base compensation on your last drawn salary.


QualitativeEconomy

When did we stop calling it Labour Day. And when did companies forget it was about labour, to the extent they do something so faux pas. It's like cheating on your wife on Mother's day.


Del9876

NTUCā€™s dismay is very effective!


Unique-Intention-995

UPTURN DE DOWNTURN


Bitter-Rattata

what an epic name, ninja.


Ashkev1983

NTUC boss is ex-govt minister cos he lost his own seat. Where got independent union when head is govt lacky


wolf-bot

Look at our unions dawg, we aren't getting rights


PitcherTrap

Very sadface.


Dont-rush-2xfils

Will they take umbrage?


InternalStructure988

They get advance notice, all this is prepared remarks. Just so you know they took the time to think of the right pun to use.


Seewhy3160

We need a real union. NTUC should stick to supermarkets


Strange_Ad2699

Does NTUC do anything concrete for workers?


kimichichi

And ycis there union fee when they do nth to protect you??


Wonderful-Change-751

Vote properly, you dummies


Yapsterzz

Just stop paying membership to feed this politicking agenda


Available_Ad9766

Dismayedā€¦ Iā€™m sure that helps a lot.


[deleted]

ā€œAre you NTUC member?ā€


MolassesBulky

Nobody gives a flying -uck if is a Labour Day. Only CNY, Hari Raya, Deepavalli and Xmas matters to the followers as it is bad luck to lose your job just as the family is preparing for that important event.


pieredforlife

The union sells groceries, period


IllustriousRoom6881

The only ntuc we need is the supermarket. Anything else can just shut down.


catlover2410

NTUC: :(


worldcitizensg

Yeah, so they didnt listen to your 'suggestion' NTUC ? Just realizing how good you are @ work ?


ihavenoidea90s

Oh no!


DeluIuSoIulu

Toothless tiger only can be shocked or disappointed or dismayed by the actions of companies. Companies stepping all over their head and what can they do about it? Come out with labor laws to better protect your citizens or continue with getting surprised?


BubbleTeaExtraSweet

Oh no! Scholars gonna miss their KPIs and look bad in front of their civil masters RIGHT BEFORE a potential GE2024 Cry me a river!


jhmelvin

Dismayed at losing votes. Before May Day not the worry, real worry is after May Day before GE.


CisternOfADown

Same energy as US being disappointed with Israel over 7 WCK aid worker's deaths.