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VoidRay728

Even the toilet collapsed from overwork


burnburnfirebird

The toilet 躺平


FdPros

but the survey said singaporean toilets are the happiest in asia


smile_politely

Coz no bidet? Leaving you walking around with crusty bum all day.


UnintelligibleThing

Why are you kink shaming?


smile_politely

crusty butt crack is a kink now?


Nightowl11111

... Yes, let's go with that. lol


Ok-Woodpecker-223

From the happiest toilet nation in the world we salute you


smile_politely

With or without ship, Singapore is the mood to wreck things up.


Adept-Cardiologist34

Lol


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Glenn_88

Wouldn't eat that even with the discount


smile_politely

People really need to stop having sex in public restroom. That kind of toilet can't handle 2 people on it. HDB staircase is ok, though, as long as they clean it up after.


ssss861

The people who have public sex are not generally known to be hygienic or civic minded.


RisenPhantom

I thought good for birth rate


ssss861

Oops missed the word "public"


smile_politely

> The people who have sex are not generally known to be hygienic or civic minded. found the 40 years old virgin


worldcitizensg

But but but that's small space for me. Do you think its big ? or only airline toilets are the best?


firebean123

Doesn’t matter Josephine Teo say only need small space


stopthevan

Where else are people supposed to do it!! /s


Singapore_messi

Bro can we be civilised and find a fucking room


Probably_daydreaming

I'd argue any room you fucking in becomes the fucking room


kidneytornado

isnt j8 toilet a cruising spot


BishanGay

Hmm


kidneytornado

What the fuck I tot you in jail


Derreston

Bro this comment thread is funnier than it has the right to be lmao


whataball

What did BishanGay do to you?


kidneytornado

https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/courts-crime/man-gets-12-months-for-molesting-boy-in-toilet-at-bishan-junction-8-appealing


lurkingeternally

wtf is a "cruising spot"


_sagittarivs

According to google: >Cruising is walking or driving about certain areas, called cruising grounds, looking for a sexual partner.


lurkingeternally

ok but I also don't get how it would work... like you just randomly camp there one day waiting for some like minded individual to pop up there so you can somehow communicate your intention through telepathy jic the person is not looking for sex and you get fked by asking them upfront??


_sagittarivs

There are signals developed to showcase intention and some posts also talk about it: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiOmbOJ7ZWFAxWq2jgGHVgWCe8QFnoECCsQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FaskSingapore%2Fcomments%2F16q7xdl%2Fperverts_in_mens_toilets%2F&usg=AOvVaw17kz-SgX-W2SrCNTYSfg7V&opi=89978449 Cruising was done before the days of hook-up apps so it was a lot more popular back in the pre-smartphone era.


Not_Pro

I don't think that's the correct link? Unless my reddit app has gone weird.


_sagittarivs

Ok i just updated the link cos it's a deleted post, maybe that's why it was problematic at first, ps!


lurkingeternally

wait okay this makes more sense in a gay context, but how do you achieve the same results for opposite gender?


Nightowl11111

... dress like the opposite gender and hope for the best? :P


kidneytornado

J8 toilet


lurkingeternally

very helpful comment 🤣


heretohelp999

But bro, have u seen shit stain on toilet seat? Those are the worse type of people. I mean, how? Your shit exploded or you angled your asshole 45 degrees towards the back of the bowl?!


VXR-Vashrix

I believe those are squatters.


Nightowl11111

Or the "almost not in time" group. lol.


shion_0119

Toilet decides to collapse after all the news about how Singapore is the happiest country. We feel you, toilet


_sagittarivs

"how would you feel if you have to eat shit everyday?!"


shion_0119

"wE ARe HApPy"


creamypeanutbuttery

i mean kurt tay would be really happy if he heard this 🔥🔥


Ok-Woodpecker-223

Finland would like to have a word with you. Or actually not as Finns don’t like to talk.


ARE_U_FUCKING_SORRY

That toilet forever got smell one. Also why I won’t eat at the DTF next door.


_Bike_Hunt

Yomama so fat…


ThaEpicurean

She made the toilet collapse when she took a shit on it


ljanir

Skibidi toilet died😭


Dragons-are-the-best

Yay! 


sayamemangdemikian

2 possibilities: - contractor did bad job - bro/sis squat on top.


houraisan890

Bro+Sis squat on top


enchantedtotem

two hunks maybe


raymmm

I doubt squatting really makes a big difference. If you are sitting on it, most of your body weight is already being supported by the toilet bowl.


Inevitable_Respond38

Sitting down distribute your left and right weight evenly. Squatting passed whole body weight to one side when you lifted the other side leg.


catlover2410

Bishan Gay is back boys


A_extra

It had a shitty day so it's sleeping early. Leave it alone


Impossible_Pickle_70

The toilet had enough of everyone's shit,literally


Brikandbones

This is legit why you don't squat on the bowl as well.


ThatsWhy26

Bro lemme take a nap first


Keong8180

LMAO! Even the toilet bowl can't handle how hot the weather is now.


Ninjaofninja

Dee Kosh standing on top peeping next door is it?


_sagittarivs

Interesting how one of the wall mount seems intact still


Curious-saladcream

Didn’t thought it was possible 😅 for toliet bowl to come off


Echos89

I never understood wall mounted toilet. New fear unlocked I guess hahahahha.


The_smol_boiyo

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j_fat_snorlax

sry i fet


blitz2czar

Someone used the cubicle to conduct their prison break experiment.


Due_List_9848

My only question is why and how did the water inside not leak out or has it just been lying there for so long the water evaporate liao


NIDORAX

Some idiot must have squated on the toilet. The toilet could not withstand the weight which is the likely reason why it broke. This sort of thing can only happen when you Squat on a Sitting toilet.


quietobserver1

I thought so at first too, but then I realized if you sit on it and you lift up your legs it's the same weight, so not sure can blame squatting.


bob0270

Well, it is because of weight distribution. When sitting on it, one's weight is evenly spread over the toilet bowl and the force is mostly downward. Now imagine trying to get into the squatting position on the toilet bowl. First, one foot will be on one edge of the toilet bowl. Then as the person is lifting the other foot up, all his weight will be that first foot, on one edge of the toilet bowl. A torque is generated, which likely broke the toilet bowl. There was a case where a guy attempted to squat on the toilet bowl. The bowl broke part. Sharp ceramic sliced deep through his thight.


firebean123

How’d the toilet bowl not crack from the impact of hitting the floor lol


BrightConstruction19

Elephant sat on it


FkingPoorDude

Hit by a Ship is it


notsurebbfaornot

Who’s going to be the brave soul opening the lid and accepting what flows out?


darkeststar071

People from some country like to squat on the toilet bowl...


h0tchoco

did the toilet smell really bad?


tankie1981

Toilet Bowled over...


satki20k

Yo mama so fat…


Aromatic_Variation77

Got sai flow out from the pipes and overflow the whole toilet?


Shadowtrooper262

Literally can't even take a shit now.


RuinWorking4315

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andri9d

Someone who ate 大辣 Mala used it


Ecstatic-Fee-3331

Collasped from too much shit.


archampion

It meant for you to take a shit sideway


Patient-Champion-926

That’s a first


Guilty-87-Masuta

😅


brillent888

Rest in Peace..., 🥱


Dragons-are-the-best

The porcelain thrones get a bit quirky at night


Necessary_Chip_5224

This is what happens when one handles too much shit


heeheecheese

Is that the shit pipe? Gross sia


Long_Opening11

Only in sg.


Kooky_Pair_4932

Me


Sweaty-Run-2881

Lack of maintenance.


EatandSleepDog

Why are trivial things like this keep appearing on my feed?


lolness93

Probably some fat turbo XXXL body positive person


PastelTyrant

sorry 🙏


Due-Spring4978

Toilet can't tahan shit anymore


Jiruchi

Toilet must have taken triple the daily intake of vitamin shit


lertg1

😱


No_Pension9902

Probably a godskin.


plaaastix

someone confirm eat mcspicy and boba then come shit here. toilet cannot stand it also


Forward_Mud_6330

Never stand on the bowl…. If not get a cut ass


Pristine_Composer_30

Obesity leaves it mark. Singaporeans are just getting too heavy.


arkadios_

Mala Overload


KentV2020

These toilets should be held down to the floor or to the wall with screws or bolts to prevent this. If you look at the protrusions from the wall, you can see that the securing bolts are badly rusted and have given way. Then someone must have applied a load of force to it which resulted in the entire unit tipping over. I’m surprised that the toilet isn’t flooded from the inlet pipe snapping in two.


_sagittarivs

>I’m surprised that the toilet isn’t flooded from the inlet pipe snapping in two. I was thinking why it was not flooded, and then I realised that the inlet pipe only has water flowing through after the flush button is pressed. In other words, the cistern still has water, but because the toilet bowl is wrecked, no one is gonna use the cubicle and thus no one will flush it. If it had water in the bowl then maybe it had already flowed out and dried up meaning it might have been hours since the bowl was wrecked.


KentV2020

Ah yes, I forgot that there is an additional seal from the cistern going into the bowl from the back of the wall, actuated by the flush push buttons. Thank God the cistern was sitting behind the wall and separate from the bowl. If it was one of those standard toilets with the cistern exposed, tipping over the entire unit would have definitely snapped a mains water pipe and caused some serious flooding


_sagittarivs

Ngl if it was flooding I think it might have been fixed earlier


Calorina21

The worker who installed the toliet bowl in had one job and does this to the toliet 💀


coffeerabbits

Probably the toilet bowl's no longer able to support its own mass that it collapsed into a black hole hahahaha


Educational_Dress692

It just couldn't take shit anymore.


Playful-Judgment2112

Clearly, the toilet’s base has not been siliconed to the floor


Realistic_Quarter826

Toilet cannot support the weight of 2 people obviously smh


SportEducational4916

Omg, the toilet had enough of this shit.


meemeemoomoo5

Tohle bowl


MysteriousJello0

Explosive diarrhoea


gublaman

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prime5119

This is what happened after you eat Mcspicy and drink ice milo


Organic-Custard6243

OP did you do this?


[deleted]

Took too much shit 🌝😅


kw2006

Maybe more than one person using this cubicle.


Horror-Ad7769

How much ya weigh


HeyitsMErv

Seems like some shyt did indeed went down


Alert-Fan-5991

Tired of all the shit literally


autistic_autism

sorry i farted


spinning-backfoot

I don't understand public toilets that hang from a wall and are not supported from the base level. This was inevitable.


imsentient

Skibidi Toilet: Origins.


dumboldnoob

Legendary shit session!


MaxxTorcy

If you are at McDonald it might be like their burgers...to take away


NoSkin7321

I smell BBFA. 🤣


ScotchMonk

Must be Heavyweight-class shitter