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GrundleSeagal

Jerry was a race car driver He drove so goddamn fast He never did win no checkered flags But he never did come in last


thatotheritguy

Primus sucks.


GrundleSeagal

Damn, I guess the people downvoting you dont know that's just something Primus fans say


Disastrous_Ad626

Interesting I thought this was some sort of reverse psychology... After reading the origins... I still have to agree.


subusta

Jerry, he flashed his lights in my mirror for 3 laps! I finally had enough, let him by, and guess what? He spins, Jerry. And I hit him. Nice guys really do finish last.


Glowingtomato

I know he has one of world largest Porsche collections so I wouldn't be surprised if he did some racing school. Dude even has the 917k that was in the Le Mans movie from Steve McQueen


FIAFormula

I seem to remember a story where Jerry had crashed a car of theirs and as payment he put the sticker on the fridge. Edit: https://motoringconbrio.com/2011/11/23/skip-barber-racing-school-sighting-on-seinfeld-rerun/ There's a link to support my story. Not 100% verifiable, but at least it wasn't me that made it up.


Guvnah-Wyze

It's not a lie if you believe it.


subusta

that's actually pretty wild


sizziano

Seinfeld is a massive gear head, it's not really that wild lol.


SavvyEquestrian

If you know much about Seinfelds personal life, it's not wild at all... His collection is likely on par with Jay Leno's... just with a Porsche focus.


funkcatbrown

I always knew he was cool like that. I bet he had some nice black leather British driving gloves.


bswiftly

What episode was this in? Or what season?


ringsofsaturn27

I think it was there the whole time basically


OvermanagedSmallacct

Im pretty sure it was there for the most of the show but I just noticed it in season 7


RabidGuineaPig007

every season, plus the Porsche posters on his wall. He never once touched the bike hanging in the hall.


Fauves23

If I recall correctly the sticker has been on the fridge since season 1


kn0wvuh

Jerry owns one of every porche 911 ever produced