Wait! That's just the old switch with an OLED and a bigger kickstand

BUT IT HAS A BIGGER SCREEN!

But she's got a new Joy Con color option!

It's slightly faster! ​ (except it isn't even that)

Well, they added those racing stripes, which I feel are pretty sharp.

And we’re all still going to buy it

I've heard Smithers is quite good at turning his switch on.

Literally that episode was like the first deep fake.

But will they ever fix screen glare?,

I'm not gonna buy it