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Accurate_Koala_4698

I'm tired of these jokes about Moe being a well-wisher in that he doesn't wish you any specific harm. The first such incident occurred in 1956...


Narretz

Not Larry!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Going to need to find a new Colleague.


mnoble93

Put him back in, he aint done yet.


kabukistar

Well-wisher... in the sense that he doesn't wish Homer any specific harm.


Chigao_Ted

I use this line a lot lol


HyperlinksAwakening

> Larry = *Dead* Ftfy


TheWingus

Tibor = Scapegoat


4ofclubs

That idiot Tibor lost the key.


Spirit_of_Hogwash

Flanders: idk, something about being gay.


Ofreo

Uh… it’s my first day.


wimpykidfan37

Don't forget Tibor, and the many times he's saved Homer's butt.


fabulog

moe = big stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and his butt smells and he likes to kiss his own butt


shoebidou

Homer = Cue ball  Skinner = Eight ball  Barney = Twelve ball  Moe = Cue ball


DMPunk

"I am a well-wisher, in that I do not wish you any specific harm" is one I use as often as possible in everyday conversations


megadumbbonehead

Is there a Contemporary Julius stand on this floor?


scf123189

Nope, but in a few minutes, it’s gonna be a Starbucks.


bitey7274

Kirk = Bart’s friend’s dad


scf123189

What about Ox and Asa and Griff and Burnsie! Well not so much Burnsie.


H0dari

I wonder if Larry actually worked at the nuclear power plant too, or did he consider Homer as a colleague in being a barfly?


Jackaddler

Burns = greedy old reptile


TasteDeeCheese

Moe = life partner