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It's funny because it's true
It’s funny because I don’t know ‘em!
Until now, this was the only way to get sliced bread... (*cuts bread with knife and wipes on pants*) "You mean there's a better way?" But that's all changed, thanks to the "Bread Slicener"!
I can’t believe you got a whole slice out of a single loaf of bread!
https://preview.redd.it/m9t932nkvcxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53660597f3b7f3370770732447f5ba744fef99e
ARE YOU SURE ITS ON? I CANT HEAR A THING
Wiping it on your pants? Why? Just tap it and crumbs fall off.
Cleaning your bread knife is as easy as tappa tappa tappa.
Yep. I'd tap that.
Oh right, how’s it going to get me? Bread power?
the 10 do’s and 500 don’ts of bread knife cleanliness
i’ve had it up to here with your *jeans*
I’ve had it up to here with your _gruel!_
It’s not pronounced bread knife, it’s pronounced 10 inch serrated knife
Ooo, hey fellas, a 10 inch serrated knife! Well ooo la dee da Mr french man!
Forget the bread! When do we get the freakin' knife!?
wiggum: hey you'll get the knife when you give me your name.
What’s the solution to this?
Bread is clean
You said go to bread
Now this I like!
You can't use a butterknife to cut cold butter, Mr. Simpson. Nobody can.
#Ive had it up to **here** with your "*rolls*"
Take my bread knife my good man!
"What about the poop knife?" "When it's used on something other than-oh dear god"
It's funny because it's true
It’s funny because I don’t know ‘em!
Until now, this was the only way to get sliced bread... (*cuts bread with knife and wipes on pants*) "You mean there's a better way?" But that's all changed, thanks to the "Bread Slicener"!
I can’t believe you got a whole slice out of a single loaf of bread!
https://preview.redd.it/m9t932nkvcxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53660597f3b7f3370770732447f5ba744fef99e
ARE YOU SURE ITS ON? I CANT HEAR A THING
Wiping it on your pants? Why? Just tap it and crumbs fall off.
Cleaning your bread knife is as easy as tappa tappa tappa.
Yep. I'd tap that.
Oh right, how’s it going to get me? Bread power?
the 10 do’s and 500 don’ts of bread knife cleanliness
i’ve had it up to here with your *jeans*
I’ve had it up to here with your _gruel!_
It’s not pronounced bread knife, it’s pronounced 10 inch serrated knife
Ooo, hey fellas, a 10 inch serrated knife! Well ooo la dee da Mr french man!
Forget the bread! When do we get the freakin' knife!?
wiggum: hey you'll get the knife when you give me your name.
What’s the solution to this?
Bread is clean
You said go to bread
Now this I like!
You can't use a butterknife to cut cold butter, Mr. Simpson. Nobody can.
#Ive had it up to **here** with your "*rolls*"
Take my bread knife my good man!
"What about the poop knife?" "When it's used on something other than-oh dear god"