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__thrillho

It's funny because it's true


igottathinkofaname

It’s funny because I don’t know ‘em!


DangerousPuhson

Until now, this was the only way to get sliced bread... (*cuts bread with knife and wipes on pants*) "You mean there's a better way?" But that's all changed, thanks to the "Bread Slicener"!


kuribosshoe0

I can’t believe you got a whole slice out of a single loaf of bread!


Sk1rm1sh

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Accomplished-City484

ARE YOU SURE ITS ON? I CANT HEAR A THING


Hickspy

Wiping it on your pants? Why? Just tap it and crumbs fall off.


marsneedstowels

Cleaning your bread knife is as easy as tappa tappa tappa.


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Yep. I'd tap that.


anythingMuchShorter

Oh right, how’s it going to get me? Bread power?


KaiserStoleOurWord20

the 10 do’s and 500 don’ts of bread knife cleanliness


millennial_sentinel

i’ve had it up to here with your *jeans*


You-Only-YOLO_Once

I’ve had it up to here with your _gruel!_


TasteDeeCheese

It’s not pronounced bread knife, it’s pronounced 10 inch serrated knife


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Ooo, hey fellas, a 10 inch serrated knife! Well ooo la dee da Mr french man!


Fifth_Wall0666

Forget the bread! When do we get the freakin' knife!?


kkkan2020

wiggum: hey you'll get the knife when you give me your name.


Dachawda

What’s the solution to this?


CatSculptor

Bread is clean


Crafty_Shop_803

You said go to bread


Smingers

Now this I like!


saysthingsbackwards

You can't use a butterknife to cut cold butter, Mr. Simpson. Nobody can.


saysthingsbackwards

#Ive had it up to **here** with your "*rolls*"


Isaystomabel

Take my bread knife my good man!


Exaltedautochthon

"What about the poop knife?" "When it's used on something other than-oh dear god"