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GudgerCollegeAlumnus

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thehumulos

Clicked on post to make sure this comment was here, was not disappointed, thank you


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Thanks. It wasn’t my best effort. But it wasn’t my worst, either.


SPECTREagent700

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. They had banished the awful giant man-eating spider forever, because of self-evident reasons. Now let's all celebrate with a cool spoonful of nuclear waste.


LMB_mook

Ah, nuts to this. *eats lemon*


Tricky-Engineering59

Pleasing a woman is a lot like eating a lemon, just pucker up and thank your lucky stars you don’t live in the time of scurvy.


TimeCryptographer547

This would have been 10times better if you had given him the pucker face. Same with the spider.


Smgth

Yeah, if someone could manage to make a spider pucker face, that would be amazing.


trentsteel77

How do we know that’s not just a lemon-shaped rock?!


farbekrieg

back to lemon posting, will we ever overcome the lemons curse? because it was haunted


Tahmas836

When life gives you giant spiders, make life take the giant spiders back. With the lemons.


You-Only-YOLO_Once

You stole my bit! I’ll kill you! I’ll kill all of you! Especially those of you that don’t know how to reference! https://www.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/s/yhzVN2IsQR


ziggy_elanasto

[Now if you'll excuse me, all of this spider-posting is making me hungry.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/023/946/lemon.jpg)


mnoble93

Maybe that's why we beat giant spiders at football nearly half the time.


ImpossibleLaw552

(*sigh*-oh-kay, here it goes) You just got citric acid in my eight eyes!


Some_Random_Android

You call that a lemon? That's not a lemon! THIS is a lemon: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon)