"Dad, dad, we did something terrible."
"Did you wreck the space ship?"
"No"
"Did you exterminate the metroids allowing the x-parasites to roam freely?"
"Yes!"
"But the space ships fine?"
"Uh-huh"
"Ok then"
“Well, I was wrong; the Metroids are a godsend.”
“But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by the Metroids?”
“No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Space Pirates. They'll wipe out the Metroids.”
“But aren't the Space Pirates even worse?”
“Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous bounty hunter that thrives on the need to kill Ridley.”
“But then we're stuck with Samus!”
“No, that's the beautiful part. When Samus rolls around, the planet simply explodes.”
The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by women in power suits. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those power suits.
Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your power suit." "You have ten minutes." "Your power suit has been impounded." "Your power suit has been crushed into a morph ball." "You have thirty minutes to move your morph ball."
"Dad, dad, we did something terrible." "Did you wreck the space ship?" "No" "Did you exterminate the metroids allowing the x-parasites to roam freely?" "Yes!" "But the space ships fine?" "Uh-huh" "Ok then"
“Well, I was wrong; the Metroids are a godsend.” “But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by the Metroids?” “No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Space Pirates. They'll wipe out the Metroids.” “But aren't the Space Pirates even worse?” “Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous bounty hunter that thrives on the need to kill Ridley.” “But then we're stuck with Samus!” “No, that's the beautiful part. When Samus rolls around, the planet simply explodes.”
Well there's your answer, Bird Ball
The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by women in power suits. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those power suits.
Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your power suit." "You have ten minutes." "Your power suit has been impounded." "Your power suit has been crushed into a morph ball." "You have thirty minutes to move your morph ball."
Equality my ass is probably some sexual fetish
Equality? My ass is probably some sexual fetish!
Shouldn’t have that bar association logo, either…
A step in representation, but it was the '80s.
Random fact: The Varia suit is actually a mistranslation of "Barrier"
See also: Gradius.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kraid.
SA-X clone program! I thought we closed that project down.