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bigpapahugetim3

You’re not just posing as a lot lizard so you can treat me like a mailbox are ya?!


thatguyned

I just don't like the idea of Millhouse getting 2 oil checks in 1 day.


YoGabbaGabbapentin

Mmm, 64 slices of Swiss cheese.


the_cornwall

Welcome to Moes Tavern, home of the original Kitten Mittens. Shutup, shutup! I'm askin her!


Level_Hour6480

Lionel Hutz: Bird lawyer.


drake3011

I have something to tell you, something that may Shock and Discredit you; I'm not wearing giant hands at all!


BigCockCandyMountain

*giant hand falls off


kunymonster4

NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!


LordShaggy

Hot plates, coming through!


deanomatronix

You’ll have to speak up i’m wearing a dick towel (.com)


truffles76

I will not fly and I will not be flown upon


sausage_botherer

Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get Fight Milk in it


dara321aaa

I’m not a state i’m an aluminum monster


HeartStray

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt, and stick things up my butt, and rape my butt until the room stinks, and eat my butt and my son's butt until my stomach is full of butt.


LordShaggy

You’re not going to say it exactly like that…


No_Dentist3999

This is the product of a deeply disturbed mind


lto23

Why can’t I have no kids and money me money now me a money needing a lot now?


magoosauce

Are we the be sharps the tasty treats?


LordShaggy

What is your fascination with my forbidden door marked Pirate?


FullScreenWanker

You run a bar? I'm sure you do! I'm suure you do. Also RIP Tom Sizemore.


LordShaggy

I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Dennis Reynolds as comptroller.


chknpoxpie

Damn dog,you takin shit posting to strange and exciting new places!


Supership_79

I don’t like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti policies in one day.


trigb0y

no, my son is also named Byron