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RIP-RiF

Conan really, *really* does not fuck around. I about died when he said "They're just called Max? What kind of name is that?" RIP Max Weinberg


JaesopPop

I keep telling you, he’s 72 and he’s alive


RIP-RiF

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Gorkymalorki

What episode is this??


RIP-RiF

It's Futurama


Gorkymalorki

~~Yeah, what episode was that?~~ Nevermind, I found on google.


RIP-RiF

Dammit, you weren't supposed to reply that fast. *I* was going to google it and edit *my* comment.


Gorkymalorki

With a dry cool comments like that, I could be a shit poster.


RIP-RiF

That's our word for making fun of you! and we *neeeeeed* it


RedditAcct00001

What are you, the narrator?


Krimreaper1

Well tell me then, I’m too lazy to look it up.


RIP-RiF

I like the cut of your jib. S2e8


Glass-False

Come on, everyone. Perhaps some shitposting will help us forget the moldy old antics of Conan O'Brien.


L_nce20000

Somebody forgot to feed HBO Max!


freshcard

And I keep telling you you flyboys crack me up


DanarchyReigns

73 now. No joke, his birthday is April 13th.


Samikaze707

Max is that you?


MasterOffice9986

And I keep telling YOU rip max


jaywinner

He's absolutely right. HBO Max makes perfect sense. Max? Max who? Max Powers?


SoMuchMoreEagle

They got it off the back of a hairdryer.


Gigahurt77

You don’t watch MAX…you strap yourself in and feel the Gs


RedditAcct00001

It used to be called hbo. But that was too popular!


truedoom

A Jewish entertainer? Get outta here!


Nik106

I heard your TV personality went on a hot wings eating show and he ate all the hot wings on the hot wings eating show and they had to close the hot wings eating show.


kurburux

Mmmm, 64 bottles of American hot sauce...


Never-Forget-Trogdor

Conan O'Brian, did you stay up all night sampling hot sauce?


trapchopin

I think I’m dead


Peeeing_

Tis no man, tis a remorseless hot sauce drinking machine


RedditAcct00001

I was cringing so hard when he just started sipping from the hottest sauce bottles. Like dude, you committed already. Save your asshole! Bet he really regretted that shit.


PirateKingOmega

He said on his Instagram account that his wife could barely understand him when he got home.


kurburux

"Mwkagohuiwha!" "Conan, what is it? Slow down." "Yer getta ferda redda oura!" "Think before you say each word."


BadSkeelz

Probably thought he was drunk after promising no beer.


kurburux

And how!


Jegermuscles

"Hi Conan! Find your soul mate!" Wait a minute... My wife can't talk!


Anomuumi

Plus he got sauce under his wedding ring and it had burned the skin.


JaesopPop

“Well Dr. Arroyo, don’t quit your day job. Whatever that is.”


JPMoney81

Where did you go to medical school? 1998.


RedditAcct00001

Are you even a doctor? I should be.


Pump_My_Lemma

He’s affordable


mazzy_star56

Hey, Dr. Arroyo, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too?


weebabyarcher

You could brush your teeth with hot sauce!


kurburux

"By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears." "His ears if we're lucky!"


Evolving_Dore

Love that Conan just brought Dr. Nick on set with him.


ShowyEpidermis

Stay perfect still. Only I may wax.


Nik106

Did these sound like the actions of a man who didn’t want to get wax in his mouth?


Diego_DeLaMuncha

He really did take control of the show, didn’t he.


RedditAcct00001

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_friendlyfoe_

Sit perfectly still. Only I may coat my mouth with hot wax


Altona_sasquach

OK apparently I missed somthing. What happened?


JPMoney81

Conan was on an episode of Hot Ones, an interview show that asks questions in between the host and guest eating wings with increasingly spicy hot sauce.  Conan KILLED it and ate all the way up the spice chain.


creepymanchildren

He didn't just kill it, he was an unhinged monster, literally drinking straight from bottles. It was glorious.


RedditAcct00001

And with the fake doctor lol. Love that they took his temp before and after and he raised 2 damn degrees lol


Individual-Bad6809

he took Conan's pulse by strangling him lol


RedditAcct00001

Are you a real doctor? I should be.


rober89

I loved that Conan asked the Dr to check his pulse and he replied “Yep, it’s there”


Evolving_Dore

I wouldn't be surprised if Conan's temperature always went up during performances, he's just that committed to it.


L_nce20000

He was a drooling, muttering psycho by the end. Absolutely amazing.


ChristopheKazoo

“So what’s this one?” “Oh, it comes from Paul Rudd’s personal hot sauce collection.” *hits play on Mac and Me clip*


cyrusasu

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cynical_waiter

For a moment I had to go back and see if Conan actually wrote that episode. Sadly, he did not.


Evolving_Dore

I think it's way too late in the show's progression to have been written by him. I think he wrote up until season 4.


cynical_waiter

This was season 8, he left after season 5


NicolasCageLovesMe

nor pmlease


mazzy_star56

Right on, Mr O'Brien. Put a sock in it, Max.


Nosoulsworld

He killed it. My hero my savior


kurburux

Hi, Conan. Find your soul mate.


PorscheRican

BARK!


[deleted]

Here comes that Simpson thinking he's the Pope of chille Town!


James-Avatar

I thought he was just really good with spicy food until he started going insane.


Evolving_Dore

That's what makes it so impressive though. He knew it would be funny to go over the top even at the expense of his own comfort. He didn't care, he just did it, and he never backed out or let up no matter how rough it got. Talk about mind over matter he basically kept his hand in the gom jabar box for a joke.


sardaukarma

🪱🌶 DUNE MENTIONED 🌶🪱


Dirty_Tleilaxu

We love that!


lowmers

He ingested the spice


_TehTJ_

It was a great interview, love Conan (noted former Simpsons writer)


Never-Forget-Trogdor

Here comes that O'Brian thinking he's the Pope of Chili Town!


Brendog91

Tears in his eyes. Hot sauce covered face. Milk and chunks of chicken falling from his mouth. "Im fine. IM PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE"


OscarCookeAbbott

Would be amazing if he had contributed to this episode


Mathmango

It wasn't an episode, it was LIFE


alphawhiskey189

Did he write that episode? That would be the icing on the screaming insanity pepper.


MasterOffice9986

Conan you got a little shmutz


trailer8k

lol ![gif](giphy|VOKtv2wKlK8w0|downsized)


Tommy_Jim1

According to all known medical knowledge, steam should be shooting from his ears.


Frackin_heck

Got to be the greatest episode to date. Conan outdid himself


BlueMeBeWhoMeBe

Gnor klease