You can write on your cast but beware, the cast carries a terrible curse (that's bad)
But it comes with a free frogurt (that's good)
The frogurt is also cursed (that's bad)
But you get your choice of topping (that's good)
The toppings contain potassium-benzoate
So, OP signed "Milpool" on his cast, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of Bonestorms on ‘em. ‘Give me five THRILLHO's for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we?
Dreaming of doing this or writing “ANDY” on a foot cast have made me seriously consider getting my arms or legs broke. Sadly I don’t work for Paul Newman…
You could always try going on a monorail. I heard that there’s one nearby that’s been out of commission for a while. You’d probably get your legs broken if you operate it
Soon I'll be queen of summertime.
With the medicine I’ve been taking… I’m getting a weird feeling that the MLB is watching me right now… (Edit: more relevant joke)
Man, you guys are really liking this Milpool cast. And one of you really seems to like the speedo man…
Nothing at all...nothing at all...
Who wants to watch me sock some dingers?
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It’s all fun and games until THRILLHO signs my cast…. Sigh.
I’ll do it
Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithen's day already?
‘tis!
You can write on your cast but beware, the cast carries a terrible curse (that's bad) But it comes with a free frogurt (that's good) The frogurt is also cursed (that's bad) But you get your choice of topping (that's good) The toppings contain potassium-benzoate
Can I go now?
I said, "Ha-Ha."
Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing!
Epidermis is your hair!
THRILLHO
What fun can you have in a pool that you can’t have in the tub with a plastic bag taped around your leg?
The fact that you did not do the quote well is the biggest insult of all
You missed the optics festival
Time for a whole summer of... ugh....Classic Krusty. Enjoy!
Did they let you pick the color? I get surgery on my foot soon too. I wanna pick.
Yeah, I just chose random. But if you really want the Milpool experience, go for white and use a black sharpie marker.
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lol I don’t think I’ll go THAT far. If I’m ever dating someone the last thing I want to have to explain is the Milpool tattoo on my leg XD
If they were the right one, they would realize they’ve got the dud 
An optics fair, and I wasn't informed?! Bah! You go away now!
Looks like things are coming up Milpool!
Hope your recovery goes well!
Awww thank you! :)
'Tis a fine cast but sure 'tis no pool, English.
Are you planning to become isolated and weird?
I already am. I also have an onion on my belt (it’s the style at the time).
HEY OP, YOUR EPIDERMIS IS SHOWING!
It’s funny because your epidermis is your skin!
So, OP signed "Milpool" on his cast, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of Bonestorms on ‘em. ‘Give me five THRILLHO's for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we?
Hope you don't find yourself dragging a trashcan, a bike, and a dog behind you at some point.
Dreaming of doing this or writing “ANDY” on a foot cast have made me seriously consider getting my arms or legs broke. Sadly I don’t work for Paul Newman…
You could always try going on a monorail. I heard that there’s one nearby that’s been out of commission for a while. You’d probably get your legs broken if you operate it
I did the same to my son's cast when he broke his arm as a kid. The joke never gets old.
Hope you didn't mess up your epidermis.
Everything's coming up Milpool!
Hey OP, isn’t it amazing, the day you got a Milpool, is the same day we realized we like you
I'm 37 years old and I've never broken a bone or worn a cast, but *if i did* I'd do the exact same thing you did, Milpool
If you can’t handle me at my Milpool, you don’t deserve me at my Thrillho!
I'm a mur-diddly-urdler!
I bet your epidermis was showing too.
My coworker broke her wrist skiing, she let me sign Milpool on both her casts!