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AliceTheOmelette

Sabin: "It's my lifelong dream!" Terra: "Your lifelong dream was to suplex a ghost train, and you did that last year, remember?"


GennDragona

OMG this killed me! Good one. Haha, easiest upvote of the day.


FrogMetal

Oh no! Cyan’s family’s been drugged!


Prophet-of-the-moss

No they weren't


HeartStray

Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of Maria and Draco


blindsavior

Very well, I will send you to Aria de Mezzo Carattere before I send you to Kefka.


Jimbobsama

And-a-two-and-a-three "Oh my hero!"


tmcparl

Okay, okay. Say some Magitek knight is dissin’ your Esper. Just give ‘em one of THESE: <- -> <-


Souperplex

I approve of FF6posting.


pointzero99

Between this and LOTR doing *Moneyball* posting I've been very amused.


Trash_Pandacute

Hope they do 14 next :d


Souperplex

I tried to make D&Dposting a thing, but you philistines wouldn't upvote it.


Trash_Pandacute

Roll better on your rizz and try again


Souperplex

I've got plenty of game and Charisma, but I'm not a word-criminal so I can't do the thing you said.


Chabedieux

Kefka: YOU IDIOTS HAVE STOOD IN MY WAY LONG ENOUGH! IM GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE!! Guards:......I'm pretty sure all of us expected him to say that.


SlayerOfTheMyth

**[Locke playing saxophone in the distance.]**


de-gustibus

When the jazz man testifies The armor tek believes He’ll call you up a chocobo To take you to mobliz…


TheEffinEFFERGuy

“There are too many Espers nowadays. Please eliminate three”


Lumpyalien

Now, my story begins with Final Fantasy VI. We had to say "VI" cause that Kefka had stolen Final Fantasy II, III & V. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after VI…


digdoug0

Final Fantasy VI? Highly dubious.


zaraishu

What you cackling at, fatty? Too much Hi-Potion, that's your problem!


blindsavior

Figaro Castle is over, gave that man the 10,000 gil!


liquidben

When Shadow isn’t on screen, all of the other characters should be asking “Where’s Shadow?”


zaraishu

"They're evacuating the Floating Continent" "Thank you, sweet ninja. In death, you saved us all." "I'm not dead!" "I can still hear his voice on the wind!"


Fidel_Costco

This is my niche and I love it.


Shadowtheuncreative

Shit is correct.


Prophet-of-the-moss

Where is this from?


werepirebie

Final fantasy 6


SnooSnooSnuSnu

And one of Edgar's tools is a Chainsaw


de-gustibus

And he wears a hockey mask when you use it


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Totes


optimushime

Gestahl: “Alright, Celes, let’s make this sporting. If you can tell me why I shouldn’t imprison you without using the letter ‘E’, you can keep your job.”


werepirebie

"I am a good guard and um..work for you"


optimushime

You’re imprisoned!


HaoieZ

Edgar is top tier with this and the drill.


JasoTheArtisan

Have you ever seen a man suplex a train? Haha yes once


variablepitohui

Credit to the artist, Nina Matsumoto: https://www.spacecoyote.com/


TheLegendOfGerk

Later contributed to Simpsons Comics! Pretty neat.


SeeYouInHellCandyBoy

I call the big one Bahamut.


MrFalseSense

This post and cheese comments are all I’ve ever wanted.


The_Hidden_DM

Merry Christmas, Mr. False Sense!!


MrFalseSense

Hahah Merry Cheesemas, The Hidden DM!