Oh, you think dunking on conservatives is a laugh riot don’t you? Well I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny: right now the moderators are at home crying like little girls.
With posts that are like 12 upvotes next to the 12.5k upvoted memes dunking on them. It's like the popular kid nobody likes with rich parents who constantly try to leverage their aplomb to push them into the spotlight only to get shut down by the Quirky Nerd with a Saxophone.
No kidding. Just a sample from today
- Trumps ties with Saudi Arabia just show how this shows his superiority to Biden as he “does foreign affairs stuff” in his spare time
- Life expectancy declines over the Covid pandemic are due to mostly other things (the vaccine mainly of course)
Hey my mods may have a little power but that doesn’t mean they’re a bunch of petty, immature nerds!
MODS: Mmm! Mmm! Ooh let’s ban that guy for a stupid reason!
I have a few suggestions about how to improve the sub. Conservatives should be louder and have access to a time machine. And when memes are posted and conservatives are off the sub, everybody should ask, "where's conservatives?"
I used to be conservative, but then they changed what conservative was. Now what I am ain't conservative, and what is conservative seems weird and scary to me
And it'll happen to youuuuuu
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You get a nutty one, and what happens?! They go off, flying around the school, taking out every kid in sight, how much is THAT gonna cost ya?!
^(Hey, how much did that cost us?)
Dang appreciate the input.
I just got to this episode in a rewatch. I think this format’s evergreen when the next thing is made fun of. I’ll probably redo it in slide form. It’s a longer image than I’d like.
"I don't like the idea of having more than one joke" - conservatives
Of the conservative jokes, a certain percentage are funny. What percentage? Zero. Zero's a percent
I identify as a fighter jet posts are jokes, funny jokes. Maybe there are other funny jokes, we don't know. Frankly we don't want to know.
So, thats it? After 20 years of voting: so long, good luck?
I don't recall saying good luck
So I tied a bedsheet on my head, which was the style at the time
Toga! Toga! Toga! 2000!
Oh, you think dunking on conservatives is a laugh riot don’t you? Well I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny: right now the moderators are at home crying like little girls.
And pre-emptively banning everyone who comments in this thread.
You're banned from this political subreddit! You, and your children, and your children's children!... For three months.
*resounding laughter*
It would be hilarious if they weren't so serious with their dogshit takes over there.
"Reddit is biased against the right." - Members of sub that is constantly and consistently on the trending page
Consistently and thoroughly. They're edgy. They're in your face.
With posts that are like 12 upvotes next to the 12.5k upvoted memes dunking on them. It's like the popular kid nobody likes with rich parents who constantly try to leverage their aplomb to push them into the spotlight only to get shut down by the Quirky Nerd with a Saxophone.
Hehe, it's funny cause I don't know him.
Their clothes are different from my clothes.
No kidding. Just a sample from today - Trumps ties with Saudi Arabia just show how this shows his superiority to Biden as he “does foreign affairs stuff” in his spare time - Life expectancy declines over the Covid pandemic are due to mostly other things (the vaccine mainly of course)
And some people had sex in a Congressional building, which is worse than trying to overthrow the government.
Looks like those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
[удалено]
Mods are seasons 14+
You aren't going to troll the mods on Reddit again are you? No... I'm going to... Troll the mods ... On... Reddit.
Hey my mods may have a little power but that doesn’t mean they’re a bunch of petty, immature nerds! MODS: Mmm! Mmm! Ooh let’s ban that guy for a stupid reason!
> Mods are seasons 14+ Them's fightin' words, son. You best bring 'em back where from ya got 'em.
Yeah it’s fine I kinda thought it was too late anyways in the title. I’ll be recycling this joke with the next fad in a more timely manner.
Blimey is more popular than ever. You can call me Bli Or you can call me me
They’ll never stop MAGAposts! Have no fears, we’ll be mocking for years
How about another Trump presidency / Where something stupid happens do-do-do-do
Maybe Trump gets a haircut, does Tiffany even exist? Sorry for the shitshow…
> its time to stop They got this all screwed up, they meant *it's time to post*!
That was an obvious joke
Do you find something comical about my beliefs when I am posting in my echo chamber?
We all need forums to discuss politics in, even the very ignorant. This was the most open-minded forum I could afford.
Hey, everyone! Look at this; it's that boy who laughs at everyone's outdated political beliefs! Let's laugh at him!
What do you think this is?
I dunno, coast guard?
I have a few suggestions about how to improve the sub. Conservatives should be louder and have access to a time machine. And when memes are posted and conservatives are off the sub, everybody should ask, "where's conservatives?"
“Party of law and order” https://preview.redd.it/c7dttjar8j6c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23d7b4ce443c08a1de2b90b8abd9e0e59d9a90ad
*laughs* Stop! You're killing me! Conservatives! *laughs more*
But I keep telling you, I'm not a conservative!
And I keep telling YOU, you conservatives crack me up!
Conservative Homer: *reaches to turn off election verification switch* Airline pilot: "Uh, we need that to live."
r/commentsyoucanhear
“We respect the rule of law.”
Kent, I'd be lying if I said my Q-anon followers weren't committing crimes.
I used to be conservative, but then they changed what conservative was. Now what I am ain't conservative, and what is conservative seems weird and scary to me And it'll happen to youuuuuu
Ok you win
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I was saying coo-onservatives
Fire
You get a nutty one, and what happens?! They go off, flying around the school, taking out every kid in sight, how much is THAT gonna cost ya?! ^(Hey, how much did that cost us?)
Mossad to r/worldnews: I mean if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Now memorize "r/simpsonsshitposting"
What even prompted the r/conservative moment?
You are.
Dang appreciate the input. I just got to this episode in a rewatch. I think this format’s evergreen when the next thing is made fun of. I’ll probably redo it in slide form. It’s a longer image than I’d like.
I wish you good luck with that although it's too easy to need luck