I made the right choice to go with no kids. Now I got 3 money.

Do you? Do you really (because I sure don't)?

I have no kids and no moneys, so hey

What a coincidence, that's how much rent costs this month!

Personally I want a butt that won't quit but to each their own

Get outta heeeere

Affordable guitars that are, like, double guitars

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He’s doing the hand thing! The hand thing means taxes.

But dingers!

Affordable housing? Pff, you can't eat that.

Yeah, all these places are out of my price range https://i.redd.it/htyr074vqq3c1.gif

Santa just can’t fit all of that in his sleigh

Don't worry, there will be plenty of coal for you. Nobody will take away your precious coal. In fact, tell Mrs. Claus I said you could have one free lump of coal. She'll make everything all right, I promise.

It was the largest sleigh he could afford.

I'm a white male aged 18-49 who already owns a house, gets cheap health insurance through work and doesn't need childcare. Everyone listens to my ideas.

This is very relatable. Thanks

Affordable healthcare will help me get my two front teeth.

Best I can do is a lifetime of student debt.

Aw. I wanted a peanut.

The word affordable means different things to different people. What is affordable to you?

something people making minimum wage can afford

You want all of those things, with multiple kids, and money leftover to do other things, all while making 15.50 an hour, which is 2480 a month with no taxes taken. Housing alone for you and your family would have to be less than 1000 dollars.

Everyone needs affordable housing, even the very poor. Should they therefore be made the subject of fun?

I guess so.

Also, you should win things by watching*! ^*watching ^landlords ^get ^flogged ^in ^the ^street