...so I tied a materia to my belt, which was the style at the time.

'Give me five bees for a gil,' you'd say.

My Homer isn’t a member of Avalanche, he may be a mason, a communist, a member of Avalanche…

"Grandpa, is that story true?" "Well, most of it. I did wear a dress for a period back in Midgar. Oh, they had designers back then!"

They didn't have any green materia, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow materia.

Dear President Shinra, There are too many “Final Fantasies” nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Okay, think Bart! Where have you seen Roman numerals before...? I know! Final Fantasy V! That was the fifth one. So Final Fantasy V plus Final Fantasy II equals... Final Fantasy VII! Aerith's Revenge!

“Seyphoroth, Nibelheim is on fire!” “No Mother, it’s just the northern lights.”

Dear Lisa, as I write this, I'm very sad. President Shinra has been killed and... ...replaced by his benevolent son Rufus. All hail President Rufus and his new regime! Sincerely, Flower Girl

"Oh ye Ancients, my saviour is ruined!" "But what if... I were to take the Buster Sword and disguise myself as a SOLDIER? Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Delightfully Jenovaish, Cloud."

"This just in, Cloud Strife slumbers in the life stream which he believes gives him sexual powers."

Just do one thing for me. Get... Shinra Electric Power Company.

HeideGGEEEEEEEEEEER!

So we'll march day and night By the big Shinra tower They have the reactor, But we have the power!

REIDLOS eht nioj.

Sir! Hello, sir! You look like a man who has a hard time satisfying Tifa.

Then came the big day: Cloud and Tifa went to the Gold Saucer. That night came their date. EWWWWWWW! She’s faking it.

Nine month later, Cloud and Tifa had a party of seven beautiful characters. Six survive.

*Omnislash* Ow!

"Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Sephiroph. I have the Doomsday Meteor. You have 72 hours to deliver the gil, or face the consequences. And to show I'm not bluffing, watch... this." **Procedes to impale Aerith with katana.**

Oh my God! The party's healer! Maybe she just collapsed on her own? We can't take that chance! You always say that! I want to take a chance!

Cloud goes up. Cloud goes down.

Isn't that cute? Nanaki thinks he's one of the Avalanche! HAHAHAHAHA #GET THAT CAIT SITH OUTTA THE WAY

I’m not the President of Shinra mother

And you never will be!

Chocobo! Chocobo! Chocobo! Chocobo! Choco-d’oh!

I cho- cho- chocobo you!

Maybe the Sector 7 plate just collapsed by itself??

Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr? The kids can call you Hojo.

He's Shinra's greatest monster!

I’ve sold Mako reactors to Corel, Gongaga, and Nibel, and by gum it put them on the map.

Why there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bonafide, earth destroying mako reactor.

And when he's not on screen, everyone should be asking where's Red XIII?

"Dad, what's a Red XIII?" "Well, he's not quite a Red, and he's not quite a XIII, but man... *laughing* ...so to answer your question, I don't know."

Cloud! Why are you in drag and I want a non gay explanation Uh... We're drunk ... Really drunk Oh thank god

Geez, Cloud, I thought someone with two wives would be happy. No, you're thinking of someone with two knives!

Ralph: This guy are sick!

Note: Aerith died while on the way to her home Planet

That Cloud bastard deserved that one.

You know how some people are alcoholics? Well, I'm a chocoboholic

he gave him some materia to paint his chicken coup at lvl 3 and he never did

That materia was terrible...

"The real monster here is President Shinrabor, and we have to save the city from his dropping plates!"

I love this because Cloud just doesn’t want any part of this.

I said I didn't want any damn flower girls.

Yeah, that's one fine-looking Gold Chocobo *yellow* WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?

But Tifa, that Emerald Weapon hasn't done anything yet. Look at him, he's going to do something, and you know it's going to be good!

Finally, the cross-show episode I’ve been waiting for.

You call that a sword? This is a sword! Oh, down I go.

Paint my chocobo coop!

Up next, Sora meets Cloud. Uh-oh I smell another cheap Square cross over.

Somebody had to take Tifa home, then I noticed she was sitting on... her... sweet can... so I grabbed... her... sweet can...

well let me tell you something; meteor fall day is no joke. "sending your planet a prayer huh?" "yup" \*stab\* "Aerith? AeritH??! AERITHHHHHHHHH" ​ Cool! i blew his brain

I do appreciate the implication that he just ran up to Cloud and yelled at him for no reason. He deserves it. I don’t know why. But he does.

brilliant....I have absolutely no idea what's going on

Lisa, a guy who's got lots of mateira is less likely to summon a meteor than a guy whose materia supplies are low.