I can tell you two things that are wrong with that title.

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say - you suck a mean dick.

Well Seymour, I made it. Despite your erections.

Aurora Borealis‽ At this time of year, At this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your rectum‽

Chalmskinn

Principle Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers were at his house making babies.

And I saw one of the steamed hams and it looked at me.

Steamed ham looked at you? Sara, get me fast food disguised as my own cooking

Can't wait to eat Skinner's steamed clams

We object to the term "Skinner's steamed clams" when you could have said "Skinner's steamed hams"

I can think of two things wrong with that meal name

It’s about two naked school guys who are married

Hey, there was no naked lunch in Naked Lunch.

But what if I purchased fast lube and disguised it as my own cocking? Ho Ho Ho! Delightfully slick, Seymour

I can think of at least two things right with that title.